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TheVirusSlayer

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS1, PS2, DS
Date Signed Up:11/27/2009
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Dubai
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8886
Comment Ranking:#18481
Highest Content Rank:#6539
Highest Comment Rank:#402
Content Thumbs: 577 total,  932 ,  355
Comment Thumbs: 3204 total,  4756 ,  1552
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:14794
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:2271
FJ Points:1023
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#2379 - **TheVirusSlayer used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **TheVirusSlay… 05/02/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#29 - There is legitimately a shirt with that on it 05/02/2015 on 9-11 +2
#10 - Move over old man, they're talking to me  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Dolph +4
User avatar #19 - realbaddude (04/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for posting this before me
#13 - mastercolossus (04/17/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Russian boxing league, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret matches in the MMA, and I have over 300 confirmed ko's. I am trained in gorilla boxing and I’m the hardest hitting in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another sandbag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my manager and your "wrestling club" has agreed to a match so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can beat you anywhere, anytime, and I can ko you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my left hand. Not only am I extensively trained in punching bricks, but I have access to the entire reserve of russian spetsnaz as sparring partners and I will use them to their full extent to train myself to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#40 - bakerolls (04/17/2015) [-]
#48 - mastercolossus (04/17/2015) [-]
thats the joke.
#49 - bakerolls (04/17/2015) [-]
could be better
User avatar #16 - stealingbikes (04/17/2015) [-]
This needs way more thumbs
#14 - breadquanda (04/17/2015) [-]
#19 - Still thirsty 04/16/2015 on Getting Water +9
#4085 - **TheVirusSlayer rolls 709,997** Eh, why the **** not? 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#43 - I don't need Funnyjunk, because there's better things to do ou… 08/14/2014 on I need FunnyJunk because... +2
#44 - Comment deleted 08/14/2014 on IP quads, now next step is... 0
#26 - Being admin 08/12/2014 on being joshlol -3
#14 - Excuse me, bitch? 08/12/2014 on (untitled) +8
#13 - Comment deleted 08/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #53 - theeditor (04/09/2011) [-]
remember me? im sammichesaregood, its been like 2 years lol
User avatar #54 to #53 - theeditor (04/09/2011) [-]
i remember i would make the ********* comics on earth and stuff and kept em up, then got too many down stayed anon for a while, look at me now :D
User avatar #52 - XEC **User deleted account** (01/10/2011) [-]
jeez dude. thats some good but complicated advice. thanks though. i think im just going to get it from ebay or something
User avatar #50 - Armyboy (08/19/2010) [-]
your cool
User avatar #51 to #50 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (08/19/2010) [-]
THREAD RUIN!
#47 - Drarrk **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
I just spent 5 mins trying to read your avatar...again like I did with your old one :3
User avatar #48 to #47 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (07/10/2010) [-]
This page will confuse people and cause epileptic seziures.
You have been warned.
Oh, and thanks
#49 to #48 - Drarrk **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
lmao
User avatar #37 - smurfman (07/05/2010) [-]
**smurfman rolls 508,057,753** i like your avatar and so do everyone below me.
tripps and you make one for me
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (07/05/2010) [-]
There are three 5's, what would you like?
User avatar #39 to #38 - smurfman (07/05/2010) [-]
you are awesome and something similar to yours i guess. you look like you know what your doing. happy fourth of July if your in the u.s.
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (07/05/2010) [-]
Will do, I'll upload it sometime soon (with a few days hopefully).
And I don't live in the States, but if there's a perfectly good explanation to blow **** up, I'll take it ):D
User avatar #41 to #40 - smurfman (07/05/2010) [-]
officer: kid your in a lot of trouble for burning down that building.
arsonist: but i was just being patriotic.
officer: ok then thats just fine go about you buisness.
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (07/05/2010) [-]
It'sa done, I'll upload it in a second!
User avatar #43 to #42 - smurfman (07/05/2010) [-]
awesome sauce that was fast.
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (07/06/2010) [-]
Iknow, I wasn't very busy today so I got it done uber fast
The link is http://www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/TheVirusSlayer/47848/DSi+Custom+for+smurf man/
User avatar #45 to #44 - smurfman (07/06/2010) [-]
virusslayers profile now with guaranteed seizures
User avatar #46 to #45 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (07/06/2010) [-]
HRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
#35 - TheFlyingRedPepper **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [-]
HEY! How did u get your avatar?
User avatar #36 to #35 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (06/16/2010) [-]
For my old one I used GiMP but my newest one I made on my DSi
#34 - sammichesaregood **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
your avATAR IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS *************
User avatar #32 - turdmonkey (05/30/2010) [-]
RANK BATTLE
#28 - Drarrk **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
Awesome Avatar dude :P
User avatar #29 to #28 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
Cheers mate
User avatar #26 - adamsvette (05/11/2010) [-]
mighty nice hand you got there..
User avatar #27 to #26 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (05/12/2010) [-]
Goes perfectly with your avatar...
User avatar #25 - Nitrousnoxid (04/29/2010) [-]
just for ur avatar i'm gonna add you
#20 - JesusLOVES **User deleted account** (04/14/2010) [-]
I thumbed all you junk coz i saw what you did thar. :]
User avatar #21 to #20 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (04/14/2010) [-]
Hold, on i'll do the same
#22 to #21 - JesusLOVES **User deleted account** (04/14/2010) [-]
oooh you :]
#18 - AnonTheAnon **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
i love your avatar
that is all
User avatar #19 to #18 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (04/10/2010) [-]
k tnx
User avatar #16 - uREPOST (04/06/2010) [-]
wat part of NZ do u come from?
User avatar #17 to #16 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (04/07/2010) [-]
Im from hamilton (i went to fairfield collage) but i moved a month ago to oman
#6 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [-]
What is that gif from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/31/2010) [-]
Its from an interveiw with Colin Farrell. I just found it one day when i was hunting for .gifs
#8 to #7 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [-]
Wtf was he trying to do with his hands to make it resemble sucking a dick?
User avatar #9 to #8 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/31/2010) [-]
*facepalm* you have the name of two heros, yet you do not know that my avatar is implying that Colin Farrell likes to start off with normal masturbation, then move on to sucking himself off?
#10 to #9 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [-]
I can't say I did.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/31/2010) [-]
you didnt say you didnt either.
#12 to #11 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [-]
Well....
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/31/2010) [-]
Let me tell you a story 'bout how my got flip turned upside-down...
#14 to #13 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [-]
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/31/2010) [-]
in west philadelipha born and raised, i learnt to rick roll at a very young age
User avatar #23 to #15 - Purrdye (04/14/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

yeah i did it
User avatar #30 to #23 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
Holy **** , I just realised that YOU commented on my profile :D
User avatar #24 to #23 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (04/14/2010) [-]
How dare you!
#5 - Richgar **User deleted account** (03/23/2010) [-]
Lmao at ur avatar...
User avatar #1 - EntitledInsanity (03/15/2010) [-]
Yo did you do that axe can thing? if u did, did u get any good results to post?
User avatar #2 to #1 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
Im gunna do it after school today
I got two lighters, heaps of paper, and two cans of axe (or as we call it in NZ lynx)
This **** is gun' be hectic
User avatar #3 to #2 - EntitledInsanity (03/15/2010) [-]
**** yea, u gonna video tape it?
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheVirusSlayer ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
why the **** not?
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