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#5 - Stun jump failed  [+] (4 replies) 09/02/2016 on Sick Flip +119
#42 - drewjitsu (09/02/2016) [-]
Actually, looks like stun jump succeeded.
#143 - JustintheWaysian (09/03/2016) [-]
see i almost said that too, but isnt the joke with 'stunt jump failed' is that it tells you that you failed even though you technically succeeded?
#38 - radiohazard (09/02/2016) [-]
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#26 - dispensa (09/02/2016) [-]
I dunno man he looks plenty stunned at the end.
#29 - Picture 08/31/2016 on I Am 911 +5
#8 - I'm so sorry for your loss... I can only imagine the pain that…  [+] (1 reply) 08/31/2016 on I Am 911 +4
#80 - anon (08/31/2016) [-]
Gotta say buddy, thanks for the comp, its nice and touching, but i wont be sleeping tonight, or doing anything which might recuire a 911 call if something goes wrong again.

I can only imagine what its like to sit on the other side of those after an industrial accident. I cant for the love of god remember the call or experssions on peoples faces when a guy got his arm cutt off by a machine, much less imagine the paramedics trying to help him's faces.
And knowing the operators wont hear about it either, most likely, they will be left with fuel for alcoholism and "it dosent look good" untill the line just ends and something new comes on some other call. They wont ever find out the guy actually made it even though a huge blood loss and 3 hour wait to get to the hospital. They'll never know he beat the odds....