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#434 - 1. Slipknot 2. Commander Shepard 3. Jay and Silent Bob… 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? 0
#71876 - This is a long shot, but I kinda need some help with a situati…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #71916 - theantidote (05/12/2013) [-]
No you don't sound pathetic dude, you are one of the few people on this board I would really like to help. You actually care about someone other than yourself and I have total respect for that. Other people are just looking to get laid =/ Anyway;
You are in an incredibly difficult situation, not going to sugar coat it, but you are looking at a double edged sword here. You cannot make everyone happy in this situation, you being included here. I do think that breaking up with your current girlfriend, lets call her 2, would be the wrong thing to do, you would be effectively using her because you couldn't get with (again just going to say 1 here) 1. Now if she is already insecure then that is seriously affecting her confidence and wouldn't make you seem the nicest guy, especially since this is 1's best friend. I of course understand your feelings for 1, as such you should approach her as a friend and express your concerns. As she needs to know that regardless you are always going to be there for her. You can then start 'weening' off from number 2, make it difficult to see her, but make sure when you do meet up with her, treat her properly but remain distant. Make it look like you are trying to make things work but start making mistakes on your part so she think it has nothing to do with her. It's hard trying to keep everyone happy, and if you want to do it then there is no short fire way of doing it.
Another thing, don't be so hard on yourself! I keep seeing things like "me being the pathetic bastard I am" and "me being sad and lonely". Don't! You are a truly caring individual and it is hard to find anyone like that these days, you keep true to yourself. If things don't work out with the current 1 & 2, don't sweat it, you be yourself and the right girl will come to you, don't go to them.
Also "Not that anyone will care about my stupid problems." don't be ridiculous, any problems just throw them out there, or private message
User avatar #71906 - bashal (05/12/2013) [-]
Worst come to worst, Play it by ear. You might be thinking that she would get hurt by the "massive cock-end" because you dont like him.

Just...go with the flow bro, that's probably the best.
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User avatar #1 - sodapie (09/28/2010) [-]
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