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TheSchwartz

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:New York
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Little Johnny did some crack,
Nearly had a heart attack.
Little Johnny smoked some pot,
A little hungry's all he got.

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#11 - Obligatory  [+] (1 reply) 11/30/2016 on Pisl Rowepryt Icimyter +17
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#14 - slenderguy (11/30/2016) [-]
Kevin Owens is perfection......
#8 - I did a thing  [+] (2 replies) 11/16/2016 on Racist Stereotype +38
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#12 - philskimbosh (11/17/2016) [-]
Thankyouthankyouthankyou
#11 - sonofagun (11/17/2016) [-]
yah done good kid
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 11/14/2016 on practice +26
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#35 - chaossniper (11/14/2016) [-]
fuck you you can't steal my thoughts
#10 - I don't get it. Most Jews wanted a Trump presidency. They feel…  [+] (1 reply) 11/13/2016 on le ctr +3
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#20 - herrdoktah (11/14/2016) [-]
Basically Bloomberg and Soros.
#3 - NOOOOO, NOT MAH BUCKIT!!!  [+] (1 reply) 11/03/2016 on Tuglun Etytytt Zarlutl +10
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#4 - vorarephilia (11/03/2016) [-]
VINTAGE MEME
#87 - Thought Gypsy were of Egyptian descent.  [+] (1 reply) 10/29/2016 on Disney characters becoming... +1
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#94 - pipeworks (10/29/2016) [-]
They're not, they're of North Indian / Sindhi descent originally. However, the English believed that the Gypsies were originally from Egypt, and so started calling them Gyptians, short for Egyptians. This eventually transformed into our modern word "Gypsy". They call themselves the Roma.
#6 - I aim to please  [+] (1 reply) 10/23/2016 on So You've Been Caught... +1
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#9 - donbionicle (10/24/2016) [-]
You sure miss a lot, I just spoke to your mom