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Date Signed Up:	1/29/2010
Location:	New York
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Little Johnny did some crack,
Nearly had a heart attack.
Little Johnny smoked some pot,
A little hungry's all he got.

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#29 - Technically 2021 07/16/2017 on cool -2

#43 - ? [+] (3 replies) 07/10/2017 on Godammit Japan +3

#65 - lkszangs (07/10/2017) [-]

Original.
I never saw the "full" of d'va's.

#84 - rubusguy (07/16/2017) [-]

#47 - rskamaka (07/10/2017) [-]

If I recall this is the full picture

#42 - Picture 07/02/2017 on What did the Shield Hero do... 0

#4141 - **TheSchwartz used "*roll picture*"** **TheSchwartz rolled … 07/01/2017 on What's in the chest? 0

#26 - No it's not. Let me refer you to CGP Grey 06/23/2017 on ID's +6

#24 - Abortions aren't paid for by your taxes. Even those from PP. T… 06/23/2017 on Planned Parenthood +5

#4 - There are two ways to go about this: 1) Paper Ballots … [+] (18 replies) 06/23/2017 on ID's +104

#44 - thebaker (06/23/2017) [-]

I still can't believe you don't have a National ID system. If you don't have a driver's license you don't have any kind of documents?

#38 - wattlegobbler (06/23/2017) [-]

Germany here we still use paper to vote

#31 - bobthebiceps (06/23/2017) [-]

In France we have voter cards, it just works.

You are registered on a big book in the "vote station" near your house, if you want to go elsewere to vote you have to tell the government services at the city hall a week beforehand. Basically you go to the vote booth, show your ID card and voter card to a guy who works here, then he tells you to pick the piece of papers with the candidates (ou have to pick at least 2 of them) and hand you an envelope, then you go to the isolating cabin so no one see what piece of paper you put in the envelope. When you have your vote you leave the cabin with only your envelope and then you go to a table with 3 guys behind it and th urn on the table. You hand your voter card to the first guy on the right he says " number ###########" (written on your voter card) the dude on the left go throught the books at the same number and see a name he says " Jean-Pierre Baguette-Dupont" the first guys checks on your card if it's the same name and says "can vote" the guys in the middle with the urn the open the urn with a button you put your envelpe in it ( the urn is made of glass so we see if there is more than one envelope) and the urn is close right after your vote fall in its bottom. The first guys then say " A voté" ("just voted" roughtly) and put a stamp on a your voter card ( there is multiple places on the card for those said stamps) and then he gives you back your card and you have to sign on the book of the second guy (next to a stamp). Then you can go

#39 - wattlegobbler (06/23/2017) [-]

Same

#15 - monerscorner (06/23/2017) [-]

We have those, if you want to go super hardcore you can even get a passport which proves identity much better than a DL or state issued ID.

#16 - cptsweatpants (06/23/2017) [-]

Nah man. My citizen ID is the same format as a drivers license so it can be carried in your wallet, and features name, date of birth, place of permanent residence, biometric info, local equivalent of a social security number and a unique ID card number used to confirm it's validity by checking it against the government database.

It has all the info you need to identify and similar security to a passport without the inconvenient book format. Within the state it's pretty much all you'll ever need.

Here's a random stock pic of what it looks like.

#19 - monerscorner (06/23/2017) [-]

You can get a ID card sized passport that isnt a book but just a card. here is a stock photo.

#21 - cptsweatpants (06/23/2017) [-]

Which will be utterly useless if you need to travwel anywhere with visa.

#22 - monerscorner (06/23/2017) [-]

You can travel with it. I have only ever used it to go to mexico over land though. I kind of doubt you can fly with it. I thought we were talking about proving identity not travel convenience?

#24 - cptsweatpants (06/23/2017) [-]

I'm just pointing out you'll have to own two passports. But fair enough, not really relevant. What is very much relevant however, is that I don't have to have a passport. On the other hand I am required by law to have a citizen ID. Which is the crucial point that allows it to be used for voting and such. You're also required to carry it with you, there's no I don't have anything with me excuse. Which allows the police to detain you simply for failure to identify yourself when asked to, which was used to massive extent before hungary built their wall. They'd just walk down any incoming trains from the balcans and ask people for IDs, don't have it, come with us. They also often use it to escort hobos out of train stations and so on. It's also used to control all bank accounts or official communication. Very very little can be signed in your name in this country without ID.

#10 - cptsweatpants (06/23/2017) [-]

Where I'm from you have a reported place of permanent residence.This automatically assigns you to a specific voting district. Before election,regardless of whether you wish to vote or not, the government sends you your paper ballots, to this reported adress of residence. You fill these out and take them to your appointed voting committee. The Commitee has a list of all the people eligible to vote in their district, along with their Citizen ID Card numbers, you prove who you are using your ID (coming from a smaller town it's always funny when my cousin asks me for my ID to prove who I am) and then you go throw your vote in a sealed envelope into a sealed urn. Votes in unsealed envelopes do not count. In case the urn has damaged seals the district has to be re-done. When I look the way you guys do things I can't believe my eyes, this is your democracy we're talking about and you seem to have no degree of control over the voting process whatsoever. It's scary.

Also the Citizen ID of course has a plethora of uses outside voting, including making police work easier, and even though some people will bitch it's state bulli, the need for such an ID card is painfuly apparent especially when looking at states who don't have any, like you guys.

#14 - guillem (06/23/2017) [-]

As it should be in any modern country. The US electoral system has always sounded weirdly retarded to me.

#46 - dopeydoo (06/24/2017) [-]

speaking as an American, it sounds retarded because in a lot of ways it IS retarded.

#7 - drunkintexas (06/23/2017) [-]

We have state photo id cards and they only cost like 5 bucks. You dont have to have a DL.

#45 - dopeydoo (06/24/2017) [-]

the problem isn't that those don't exist, but that they're not mandatory

you can use those as valid ID pretty much anywhere you could use a DL, sure, but one of the problems with requiring photo ID in the voting process is that, since there is no mandatory national ID card, it's entirely possible that somebody doesn't own any sort of photo ID like a DL, passport, or state ID like you said. Therefore, you can't require one to vote, because you're in essence saying that some people aren't allowed to vote because they haven't opted to get these "voluntary" identification papers.

#5 - thrillkillult (06/23/2017) [-]

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1.>no

2.>like a social security card/passport

#26 - TheSchwartz (06/23/2017) [-]

No it's not. Let me refer you to CGP Grey

#13 - pebar (06/23/2017) [-]

SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS NOT ID

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#87 - Don't know about you, but I'd rather have some head. 06/04/2017 on Medium or Large? +5

#73 - Picture [+] (2 replies) 05/09/2017 on Elyownoopu Zofety Bullumash +1

#76 - darkjustifier (05/09/2017) [-]

this guys could have been the muscly guy in guardians of the galaxy they both would have done top tier

#94 - iqequalzero (05/09/2017) [-]

I dunno, Zena has more of an althletic "leaner" look, not the shit brick house of Draxx.

#36 - No, you're thinking of a subpoena. Sephora is a cosmopolitan g… [+] (13 replies) 05/05/2017 on Sephora +11

#37 - norakaianarchmage (05/05/2017) [-]

No, that's sophora. Sephora is that giant eye from Lord of the Rings.

#39 - exceeding (05/05/2017) [-]

No, that's Sauron, you're thinking of footwear that unlike shoes don't completely cover the feet

#41 - ZetzueRyuho (05/05/2017) [-]

Nah, you're thinking of sandals mate. Sephora is the phenomenon of the scattering of a people or group of organisms away from an ancestral homeland or shared point of origin.

#44 - meaux (05/05/2017) [-]

No mate, you're thinking of diaspora. Sephora is a movie about kids sent to space by an evil board game, think Jumanji but in space.

#49 - starmandx (05/05/2017) [-]

No, that's the movie zephura. Sephora was the pokemon game released alongside ruby

#62 - meaux (05/06/2017) [-]

It's actually Zathura, but good on ya still

#56 - Vpirate (05/05/2017) [-]

No, that's Sapphire. Sephora is the jolly fat man who brings presents on Christmas

#57 - anon (05/05/2017) [-]

no, you're thinking of santa. sephora is that one psychic guy from akira who becomes so powerful that he becomes a giant fleshy thing

#58 - malexandercalamity (05/06/2017) [-]

No, you're thinking of Shima. Sephora is the reddish-brown color commonly used as an effect in photo editing to make an image appear older and/or melancholy.