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TheSchwartz

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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Little Johnny did some crack,
Nearly had a heart attack.
Little Johnny smoked some pot,
A little hungry's all he got.

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#89 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
You really, really REALLY should have more thumbs.
#173357 - Thanks, but you really shouldn't have that attitude. I've been…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#173358 - thebestpieever (05/04/2016) [-]
Well, uh, I meant like, a literal street punk? I started playing guitar and sax almost 20 years ago 'cause I had a lung thing and the doctor was like "get this kid a saxophone so his other lung doesn't become like a used balloon" and then picked up a bunch of other stuff including piano... to be honest I didn't become good at anything except piano until like 6 years later, but still.

And uh, so I played a lot of classical and nothing more 'cause the radio in the 90s made me think all rock music was awful. So when I was like 12 I fell in love with punk and it kinda fucked me up because it made me adopt, like, this incremental style of composition where even if I'm going for something more complex than Punk I always try to keep it as simple as the mood I'm trying to get will possibly allow. That's sort of good when I'm just going for "Rock piece more complex than punk" because it keeps me aware of each part's function, but it doesn't really work when I try to adapt to more formal musical forms or even full-on prog. And at this point it's sort of automatic.
#173356 - There is a big difference between the Classical Period and the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#173359 - masterofmuffins (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah I just posted that to fuck around tbh.
I listened to it, it's damn nice. And not just nice tbh, but well composed and the use of the instrumentation is excellent. I'm not gonna talk about how charming the sound is, it speaks by itself.

Damn I would like to learn to play the Cello, you gave me an urge.
#173351 - I know most of you aren't into classical, but I wanted to show…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#173406 - shibe (05/04/2016) [-]
hey it's pretty pretty
#173355 - thebestpieever (05/04/2016) [-]
soundcloud.com/a-walker-walker/well-bueno-e-to-beh
You know, this really puts me in my god damn place as the street punk that I am when you can do something like this and I liked to consider this a somewhat acceptable piano Nocturne.
It's pretty good, my man.
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#173357 - TheSchwartz (05/04/2016) [-]
Thanks, but you really shouldn't have that attitude. I've been composing for nearly 11 years, and played violin for almost 16. Just because I can compose something like this doesn't devalue your ability at all.
#173358 - thebestpieever (05/04/2016) [-]
Well, uh, I meant like, a literal street punk? I started playing guitar and sax almost 20 years ago 'cause I had a lung thing and the doctor was like "get this kid a saxophone so his other lung doesn't become like a used balloon" and then picked up a bunch of other stuff including piano... to be honest I didn't become good at anything except piano until like 6 years later, but still.

And uh, so I played a lot of classical and nothing more 'cause the radio in the 90s made me think all rock music was awful. So when I was like 12 I fell in love with punk and it kinda fucked me up because it made me adopt, like, this incremental style of composition where even if I'm going for something more complex than Punk I always try to keep it as simple as the mood I'm trying to get will possibly allow. That's sort of good when I'm just going for "Rock piece more complex than punk" because it keeps me aware of each part's function, but it doesn't really work when I try to adapt to more formal musical forms or even full-on prog. And at this point it's sort of automatic.
#173353 - twatter (05/04/2016) [-]
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#173352 - masterofmuffins (05/04/2016) [-]
Something something bestpie on how classical is not a genre but a time period something something long
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#173356 - TheSchwartz (05/04/2016) [-]
There is a big difference between the Classical Period and the Classical Genre (as a broad term).
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#173359 - masterofmuffins (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah I just posted that to fuck around tbh.
I listened to it, it's damn nice. And not just nice tbh, but well composed and the use of the instrumentation is excellent. I'm not gonna talk about how charming the sound is, it speaks by itself.

Damn I would like to learn to play the Cello, you gave me an urge.
#173354 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Lol bestpie what a fag, amirite?
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#64 - imagnetsux (04/29/2016) [-]
I needed to see this today. thank you.
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