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TheSchwartz

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:New York
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Little Johnny did some crack,
Nearly had a heart attack.
Little Johnny smoked some pot,
A little hungry's all he got.

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#5 - thank mr. skeletal 05/21/2015 on Milk Xtra Calcium 0
#9 - Wouldn't be that accurate. I mean, if you have a chode 5 in. i… 05/21/2015 on who wouldn't? 0
#3 - I see you've bought Skrillex's autobiography 05/16/2015 on finals +9
#17 - Picture 05/11/2015 on Eleanor Abernathy +5
#64 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coll$ege +12
User avatar #87 - ghostofnignaz (05/09/2015) [-]
>lives in ameriflab
>your best university is mcdonalds
>you get a death sentence for smoking weed
>brag about your freedoms to care a loaded assault rifle at kindergardens but basic human rights as healtcare and higher education costs a fucking fortune
>major riot every six months because your police are uneducated rednecks that shoot everything tht moves
>swearwords are bleeped out on tv
>middle fingers are cencored in tv
>needs to be 21 to consume alcohol
>5% of your population is in jail
>homosexual relationships are illegal in most of your states but incest isnt
>all your schools teach creationism instead of darwinism
>you only have two parties
>bad infrastructure
>methan infested tapwater
>scoolshootings on a regular basis
>major obesity
User avatar #82 - forsakensaint (05/08/2015) [-]
But.. AIn't being gay against the ugabuga religion? Now to just wait and see which one they choose, the right to be gay and total support for gays, or addressing the offended Muslims about previously said matter and cutting gay rights...
#26 - (9th symphony) ...and Mahler 05/07/2015 on QI Comp 7: The Final One 0
#64 - Last one hit me hard. My aunt died of cancer last November. My… 05/04/2015 on Feels comp +2
#19 - Everyone, raise your hands up! The earth your energy! \o/ 05/02/2015 on so how bout that ozone layer 0
#28 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Animu and white hair +19
#73 - mauchan (04/28/2015) [-]
I wonder if they are related... At least they must use the same stylist.
#55 - anonymous (04/28/2015) [-]
except the tokyo ghoul animes were trash
#38 - addcircle (04/28/2015) [-]
Or should I say, Tokyo Ghoul (Root) A?
#41 - I'd play that! 04/27/2015 on teacher conference +6

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#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheSchwartz (06/21/2014) [-]
So, you've finally came.
User avatar #6 - atomicman (03/09/2014) [-]
And then we got this idiot
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