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#142 - Picture 07/03/2011 on Things That Piss Me Off to... +8
#553 - This isn't a joke, this is reality. 07/03/2011 on We're all gay. +8
#588 - Picture 07/03/2011 on forever alone and greg +6
#258 - Comment deleted 07/02/2011 on So many Limes! 0
#297 - Wait a minute. Why don't I see good ol' Nick Swardson.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on It's all true +2
User avatar #298 - bakedbread (07/02/2011) [-]
nick swardson is fucking hilarious
#246 - Inception Repost. 07/02/2011 on Spongebob +1
#51 - .. I'm talking about a nutshot. Last time I checked, men don't…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2011 on I'M GONNA RECONSIDER +2
User avatar #56 - Foreverfrost (05/10/2011) [-]
I'm not saying your point is any less valid, child birth is ungodly painful, and I feel terrible knowing that someday I'll have to put someone through that pain, but there is a thing called male menopause, look it up.
#82 - deathsixgrim (05/10/2011) [-]
this is why hospital give you medicine to kill pain...
User avatar #177 - Foreverfrost (05/10/2011) [-]
the medicine given to women in labor only dulls the pain slightly, because the women have to be able to push and any that are strong enough to greatly reduce the pain are harmful to the baby
User avatar #52 - truce (05/10/2011) [-]
Oh... now I sound like a dumb ass o.o.
#48 - That lasts 9 months, plus the labor. Try having that pain open…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/10/2011 on I'M GONNA RECONSIDER 0
#69 - coolerasdf (05/10/2011) [-]
Nukka, if a girl gets kicked in the cunt it can kill her. where is your god now?
User avatar #61 - sirizenhime (05/10/2011) [-]
a cunt shot doesn't hurt any less....in fact, it's more dangerous if a women gets hit hard there.

I really don't think you can compare a few random nut shots to child birth.....they don't even compare.

A nut shot lasts a couple minutes in terms of pain (if it lasts longer then they, boy or girl, if you got hit that hard there, it's going to hurt a lot)
User avatar #49 - truce (05/10/2011) [-]
except it's usually not viable after menopause...
#75 - anonymous (05/10/2011) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #51 - ThePetronov (05/10/2011) [-]
.. I'm talking about a nutshot. Last time I checked, men don't experience menopause.
User avatar #56 - Foreverfrost (05/10/2011) [-]
I'm not saying your point is any less valid, child birth is ungodly painful, and I feel terrible knowing that someday I'll have to put someone through that pain, but there is a thing called male menopause, look it up.
#82 - deathsixgrim (05/10/2011) [-]
this is why hospital give you medicine to kill pain...
User avatar #177 - Foreverfrost (05/10/2011) [-]
the medicine given to women in labor only dulls the pain slightly, because the women have to be able to push and any that are strong enough to greatly reduce the pain are harmful to the baby
User avatar #52 - truce (05/10/2011) [-]
Oh... now I sound like a dumb ass o.o.
#478 - Because i know her personally.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2011 on Watch porn backwards 0
User avatar #483 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO :P
#447 - Never. =O Your girlfriend seems like she could be hot i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2011 on Watch porn backwards 0
#468 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO thanks, dude. She fucking IS! ;D

FAP AWAY BROTHERS! Just don't let her get a hold of this. :x
#478 - ThePetronov (03/20/2011) [-]
Because i know her personally.
User avatar #483 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO :P
#425 - I bet.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2011 on Watch porn backwards 0
#496 - anonymous (03/20/2011) [-]
rest in peace rev
#437 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
Hax. U mad? ;D

Pic = my gf. <3 LOL
#447 - ThePetronov (03/20/2011) [-]
Never. =O

Your girlfriend seems like she could be hot if she wasn't making that face.
#468 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO thanks, dude. She fucking IS! ;D

FAP AWAY BROTHERS! Just don't let her get a hold of this. :x
#478 - ThePetronov (03/20/2011) [-]
Because i know her personally.
User avatar #483 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO :P
#408 - Quads.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2011 on Watch porn backwards +1
User avatar #466 - deitey (03/20/2011) [-]
its not quads
quads would be 905,548,888
#422 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
It just fucking happened.
#425 - ThePetronov (03/20/2011) [-]
I bet.
#496 - anonymous (03/20/2011) [-]
rest in peace rev
#437 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
Hax. U mad? ;D

Pic = my gf. <3 LOL
#447 - ThePetronov (03/20/2011) [-]
Never. =O

Your girlfriend seems like she could be hot if she wasn't making that face.
#468 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO thanks, dude. She fucking IS! ;D

FAP AWAY BROTHERS! Just don't let her get a hold of this. :x
#478 - ThePetronov (03/20/2011) [-]
Because i know her personally.
User avatar #483 - unabomber (03/20/2011) [-]
LMFAO :P
#65 - Picture 03/08/2011 on A Glance Into The Past Part 2 +4
#98 - Sucks Horrible, Considering that the Asian Stereotype and ofte… 03/08/2011 on POKA FAIS -1
#343 - Dear Mr. " I Hate Racists. " By declaring Wh… 03/08/2011 on Ultimate Racist Comp +2
#454 - Just a shot in the dark, but I do think he meant " Shin. … 03/08/2011 on God Will Save Me +3
#337 - Oh nothing to major, just the main artery in my throat.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2011 on Excercise Ball +5
User avatar #366 - watdouwant (02/23/2011) [-]
My mouth!-
#35 - Because Black Ops was a movie..  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2011 on Dall Cf Outy +22
User avatar #42 - daelril (02/09/2011) [-]
pray God we may nevr see that
#36 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - knowitallfourtytwo (02/09/2011) [-]
Don't you mean THE GAME? >:)
#51 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - FourchanOwnsFJ (02/08/2011) [-]
if they made a movie id go see it xD
#39 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment.
#38 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment.
#40 - FourchanOwnsFJ (02/08/2011) [-]
and this is me not giving a fuck :D hahaa jk i get it alot
#377 - **ThePetronov rolls 9,840** Dubs and I fap to gay porn.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2011 on WONKA KNOWS 0
#391 - anonymous (02/03/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,041** i second that
#400 - mday has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412 - shoopwhoop (02/03/2011) [-]
**shoopwhoop rolls 319,816,741** forth it!
#6 - His name IS Drake. Drake bell.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2011 on wait, what? 0
User avatar #7 - trifton (01/30/2011) [-]
hmmm.. possibly.
#517 - It was. 01/26/2011 on EPIC OMEGLE CONVERSATION 0
#468 - Allll Photoshopped. Tilt screen back, shows the outline of the…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2011 on EPIC OMEGLE CONVERSATION 0
User avatar #515 - usernameisshinobi (01/26/2011) [-]
It may be fake, I know... But you have to admit, it was kinda funny...
User avatar #517 - ThePetronov (01/26/2011) [-]
It was.
#15 - Tilt the screen back. Photoshopped.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2011 on 4chan Ban +3
#44 - iwantednsfw has deleted their comment.
#61 - nanobuzz (01/23/2011) [-]
The gray tone is way too dark. You need just a few shades above white. Tilt your screen down when you make it so you don't fuck up as bad as you just did.
#67 - iwantednsfw has deleted their comment.
#31 - skyrocker has deleted their comment.
#62 - nanobuzz has deleted their comment.
#18 - anonymous (01/23/2011) [-]
Aw man, he's right!
#16 - Flywire (01/23/2011) [-]
i tilted my screen back and now i cant get it back into the exact spot i had it, and its bothering the hell out of me. Thank you..Thank you very much.
#78 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2011 on Bisexual +2
#116 - mrfourtysevenman (01/23/2011) [-]
it reminded me of this.
#112 - Possibly. 01/22/2011 on Poker Face Girlfriend +7
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User avatar #9 - enclavesoldier (08/10/2012) [-]
You have forsaken me!!!!!
#2 - enclavesoldier (07/14/2011) [-]
gladly accepted. I would recommend getting the hell down to rivet city, that's where the game gets awesome ( it's actually always awesome, but rivet city is particularly sexy)

awesome pic is both awesome and related
User avatar #3 to #2 - ThePetronov (07/14/2011) [-]
Oh yeah, like I said. This is the third time playing through Fallout 3, Rivet City has always been one of my main spots. This is the first time were I haven't blown up Megaton though, Megaton's a pretty vital way-point between rivet city and everything else if I'm not fast traveling, because I'll be honest. I have a lot more fun traveling city - to - city on foot. ( Especially when wearing t-51b Power Armor and having Unarmed Combat at 100. LOL.
User avatar #4 to #3 - enclavesoldier (07/14/2011) [-]
Oh sorry, I must of missed that. Have you played New Vegas at all? 3 is definately better but Vegas is still cool
User avatar #5 to #4 - ThePetronov (07/14/2011) [-]
Nah, I haven't gotten my hands on a copy of New Vegas yet, I'm trying to get the money in-order to pre-order Dead Island. For me, Dead Island's much more anticipated than Modern Warfare 3 or Gears Of War 3. Lol.
User avatar #6 to #5 - enclavesoldier (07/14/2011) [-]
Elder Scrolls V hands down for me. 15% employee discount is too delicious to pass up. I must buy something and that game is definately it.
User avatar #1 - barackbingo (07/13/2011) [-]
Hi, I want change. My name's BarackBingo, nice too meet you
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