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#159 - Queerbecfag over here, gibe separation pl0x  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Hail Canada! +22
User avatar #515 - xxdarkdanxx (09/17/2014) [-]
Ontario here, god bless the Queen
User avatar #485 - ecomp (09/17/2014) [-]
1. It should be Maritimes, not Atlantic
2. It should be Piss-Drunk Violent People, not Vikings
#463 - deliveryman (09/16/2014) [-]
ScotiaFag here, can confirm, am much Viking. Grrrr sorry if you be many scare
#264 - Customer Services (09/15/2014) [-]
Hon hon hon tabernak. Queerbecfag here too
#166 - alphahacker (09/15/2014) [-]
#44 - ''I've seen some **** " 08/18/2014 on hahahahahaha +9
#328 - HOT DAMN  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Mean Jokes PART 3 0
User avatar #329 - ubisoft (08/19/2014) [-]
you fucking nigger you messed it up
#46 - its okay, I dont think Louis C.K is worried about his health anyways  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Denim 5k Style 0
User avatar #97 - cards (07/04/2014) [-]
Considering half of his jokes are about him being fat and unhealthy.

The other half being about masturbation.
#358 - yes. 12/29/2013 on Don't ban me admin 0
#37 - that episode legitemately freaked me out when i was a kid 12/12/2013 on The joke 0
#100 - even then id be very surprised, canada has a ton of annoying l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #104 - Crusader (12/11/2013) [-]
Not particularly.

It's mainly getting your license and registration that takes a while and is a pain.
User avatar #149 - carlonord (12/11/2013) [-]
I went to a gun and hunting course for like 2-4 days, I can't remember, and got my licenses... I live in Ontario.
#95 - ''in canada gun ownership in citizens is much higher than amer…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2013 on 'Murica -1
User avatar #98 - churrundo (12/11/2013) [-]
I guess he meant per capita. Makes sense.
User avatar #100 - TheNoahG (12/11/2013) [-]
even then id be very surprised, canada has a ton of annoying laws that make it trouble to own guns in some provinces
User avatar #104 - Crusader (12/11/2013) [-]
Not particularly.

It's mainly getting your license and registration that takes a while and is a pain.
User avatar #149 - carlonord (12/11/2013) [-]
I went to a gun and hunting course for like 2-4 days, I can't remember, and got my licenses... I live in Ontario.
#592 - Gods of war arise in my ass 11/28/2013 on Song Game 0
#4 - This kills the lightbulb. 11/27/2013 on U avin a giggle m8 -1

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User avatar #11 - TheNoahG (12/29/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #9 - TheNoahG (11/25/2012) [-]
I object to holocaust jokes. They are out of mein kampf-ort zone, anne frankly they are just not reich. It's like everytime someone reads one, everyone but me says "Au schwitz, thats funny". But i personally feel we shouldnt go any fuhrer with them. I don't understand why people think theyre such a gas. You guys have dirty minds. Maybe a shower would help.
User avatar #10 to #9 - TheNoahG (12/20/2012) [-]
acting like you're all so Heilerious
User avatar #8 - TheNoahG (11/09/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
User avatar #7 - TheNoahG (01/07/2012) [-]
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