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TheMather

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#148 - **TheMather used "*roll items*"** **TheMather rolls You hav…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
User avatar #149 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 1, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 119**
User avatar #150 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #151 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 058**
**TheMather rolls 121**
User avatar #152 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
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**TheMather rolls 100**
User avatar #153 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #158 - TheMather (13 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 3, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 121**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 116**
User avatar #157 - TheMather (15 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 1, 1-150*"**
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User avatar #156 - TheMather (1 hour ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 6, 1-150*"**
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**TheMather rolls 105**
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User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Mace**
User avatar #154 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 067**
**TheMather rolls 056**
#174 - I command the Shipperke and the Rottweiler both to specia…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2015 on FJ Roll-Playing: A Brief... 0
User avatar #180 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Both Shipperke and Rottweiler are in tune with the flow of the Hunt, and manage to simultaneously escape the Denizens thrashing and continue to savage his flesh with their fangs and claws, scoring deep wounds across his body.

Your Javelin flies true, and with a sickening thud his remaining eye is gouged. A howl of pain echoes around the cavern, that quickly turns to a gurgling, blood-soaked laugh.

"I am the Blind Seer now, Seer of Void! You have failed to help me see, instead robbing me of my vision! Failure, failure, failure!!!"

With that, he lunges towards you, unerringly on point.
homestuckxplain rolls 489

Wicked fangs sink into you, and you feel yourself lifted into the air, then slammed back down. A rush of freezing something washes over you, and you find yourself in the mirror world, alone with Nix. Floating in the Void, you can barely hear one Hound howling above, skittering around on the other side of the mirror.

Somewhere in the darkness, Nix snakes around, but for now you have more pressing concerns. The wounds the Denizen gave you are deep, and you have the feeling they are sucking your mana dry.

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - Lost Two mana from grievous wounds.
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #182 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I chug the health and mana potions I collected from the Mudkip encounter.

I then... oh... funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/148#148
#187 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The item you sumoned is barely there, a Nothing that floats ever so innocently in front of you. Instinctively, you realize that whatever touches this thing is going to join it in the nothingness.

A great roar resounds around the Void, felt more than heard, and before you realize it, Nix is besides you, bloody eye-sockets watching the Death Thing float to-and-fro.

"I underestimated, yes, I see. Pure Void is what you See, Seer-to-be, see with me what you can now see."

You feel your mind expand, as if a veil was lifted, and the darkness of the void becomes lit with the light of stars, stars so small you couldn't see them before. The Death Thing still hovers before you, so much clearer now, and you think you could even see tiny finger-holds on it, places safe to touch.

Nix is still close to you, fangs clicking as it draws closer. Clearly the Denizen still doesn't trust you. Will you continue the fight?

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - N/A
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #188 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I grab the Death Thing by the finger-holds and wait, prepared to use it to defend against Nix should she lunge.
User avatar #193 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
"So, Seer, I see you now see too." Nix says, blindly staring at you and the Death Thing. "It seems mere combat was all it took. Now I see the way before me, so I offer you the Choice."

The Denizen draws back, farther into the darkness around you. Before, you would have lost sight of her completely, but now you can still sense a fuzzy outline of where Nix is.
"Seer, when you see the Black King, you will not be alone. Use this sight you now see with, and see the path to victory for your allies!"

The Denizen lunged forward again, stopping just out of arms reach from you, fangs bared. "Or slay me, and earn your rights to the Land with my death!"

What will be your choice?
User avatar #194 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
"I will use my sight to aid my allies against the Black King."
User avatar #198 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Nix seems to hum with delight, before snaking upwards to pass through to the real world. You can hear the one remaining dog, the Rottweiler, barking viciously, but Nix seems unconcerned. You too begin to rise, passing into the real world to appear besides your faithful hound. Nix is coiled up in a corner, staring upwards.

"Should our deal not be sealed, and your vision wasted, this land will not be able to heal, and your power not fully materialize. The exact terms of our agreement are two-fold."

Nix stirs, her bloody eyes still staining the glass floor. "You must slay the Black King, this of course is obvious. However, with your guidance, a task nearly impossible can be made much easier. The VoidSight you have will show the way, so you must take the path that shows itself when revealed."

Congrats on getting the Denizen to 1/2 health, and then switching to Choice mode The next stage will be up soon, but as long as Nix is in a 'good' mood, do you have any further questions for her?
User avatar #199 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I have no further questions.
#147 - **TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"** **TheMather…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
User avatar #148 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll items*"**
**TheMather rolls You have no life**
User avatar #149 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 119**
User avatar #150 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #151 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 058**
**TheMather rolls 121**
User avatar #152 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
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User avatar #153 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #158 - TheMather (13 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 3, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 121**
**TheMather rolls 105**
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User avatar #157 - TheMather (15 minutes ago) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 105**
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**TheMather rolls 141**
User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Mace**
User avatar #154 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 067**
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#146 - **TheMather used "*roll 2, 100-150*"** **TheMather rolls 10…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
User avatar #147 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Javelin**
User avatar #148 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll items*"**
**TheMather rolls You have no life**
User avatar #149 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 1, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 119**
User avatar #150 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #151 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 058**
**TheMather rolls 121**
User avatar #152 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 044**
**TheMather rolls 100**
User avatar #153 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #158 - TheMather (13 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 3, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 121**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 116**
User avatar #157 - TheMather (15 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 1, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 014**
User avatar #156 - TheMather (1 hour ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 6, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 092**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 055**
**TheMather rolls 060**
**TheMather rolls 006**
**TheMather rolls 141**
User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Mace**
User avatar #154 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 067**
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#165 - Comment deleted 06/18/2015 on FJ Roll-Playing: A Brief... 0
#161 - I whistle to summon forth 3 dogs. I command…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2015 on FJ Roll-Playing: A Brief... 0
User avatar #172 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Shipperke lunges at the face of the Denizen, barking madly as it defends you, its master, and manages to gouge one of the eyes of the beast, no less! The other dogs prove markedly less successful in their attempts, and one, the Basenji, is squished flat by the flailing Denizen.

While your dogs have proved ample distraction, you can only delay so long before the Denizen decides to attack you instead! Whats more, even though you have scored grievous wounds on the Denizen, it still looks not that much the worse for wear!

Themather TheMather - 1/5 - N/A
Shipperke 2/1
Rottweiler 2/2
Basenji 0/2 - SLAIN

The Denizen - 2 wounds - 1/2 Blind

User avatar #174 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/146#146
I command the Shipperke and the Rottweiler both to special attack Nix in tandem.

funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/147#147
And as they do, I chuck a Javelin at Nix' remaining eye.
User avatar #180 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Both Shipperke and Rottweiler are in tune with the flow of the Hunt, and manage to simultaneously escape the Denizens thrashing and continue to savage his flesh with their fangs and claws, scoring deep wounds across his body.

Your Javelin flies true, and with a sickening thud his remaining eye is gouged. A howl of pain echoes around the cavern, that quickly turns to a gurgling, blood-soaked laugh.

"I am the Blind Seer now, Seer of Void! You have failed to help me see, instead robbing me of my vision! Failure, failure, failure!!!"

With that, he lunges towards you, unerringly on point.
homestuckxplain rolls 489

Wicked fangs sink into you, and you feel yourself lifted into the air, then slammed back down. A rush of freezing something washes over you, and you find yourself in the mirror world, alone with Nix. Floating in the Void, you can barely hear one Hound howling above, skittering around on the other side of the mirror.

Somewhere in the darkness, Nix snakes around, but for now you have more pressing concerns. The wounds the Denizen gave you are deep, and you have the feeling they are sucking your mana dry.

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - Lost Two mana from grievous wounds.
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #182 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I chug the health and mana potions I collected from the Mudkip encounter.

I then... oh... funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/148#148
#187 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The item you sumoned is barely there, a Nothing that floats ever so innocently in front of you. Instinctively, you realize that whatever touches this thing is going to join it in the nothingness.

A great roar resounds around the Void, felt more than heard, and before you realize it, Nix is besides you, bloody eye-sockets watching the Death Thing float to-and-fro.

"I underestimated, yes, I see. Pure Void is what you See, Seer-to-be, see with me what you can now see."

You feel your mind expand, as if a veil was lifted, and the darkness of the void becomes lit with the light of stars, stars so small you couldn't see them before. The Death Thing still hovers before you, so much clearer now, and you think you could even see tiny finger-holds on it, places safe to touch.

Nix is still close to you, fangs clicking as it draws closer. Clearly the Denizen still doesn't trust you. Will you continue the fight?

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - N/A
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #188 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I grab the Death Thing by the finger-holds and wait, prepared to use it to defend against Nix should she lunge.
User avatar #193 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
"So, Seer, I see you now see too." Nix says, blindly staring at you and the Death Thing. "It seems mere combat was all it took. Now I see the way before me, so I offer you the Choice."

The Denizen draws back, farther into the darkness around you. Before, you would have lost sight of her completely, but now you can still sense a fuzzy outline of where Nix is.
"Seer, when you see the Black King, you will not be alone. Use this sight you now see with, and see the path to victory for your allies!"

The Denizen lunged forward again, stopping just out of arms reach from you, fangs bared. "Or slay me, and earn your rights to the Land with my death!"

What will be your choice?
User avatar #194 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
"I will use my sight to aid my allies against the Black King."
User avatar #198 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Nix seems to hum with delight, before snaking upwards to pass through to the real world. You can hear the one remaining dog, the Rottweiler, barking viciously, but Nix seems unconcerned. You too begin to rise, passing into the real world to appear besides your faithful hound. Nix is coiled up in a corner, staring upwards.

"Should our deal not be sealed, and your vision wasted, this land will not be able to heal, and your power not fully materialize. The exact terms of our agreement are two-fold."

Nix stirs, her bloody eyes still staining the glass floor. "You must slay the Black King, this of course is obvious. However, with your guidance, a task nearly impossible can be made much easier. The VoidSight you have will show the way, so you must take the path that shows itself when revealed."

Congrats on getting the Denizen to 1/2 health, and then switching to Choice mode The next stage will be up soon, but as long as Nix is in a 'good' mood, do you have any further questions for her?
User avatar #199 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I have no further questions.
#164 - homestuckxplain Comment deleted by TheMather
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#145 - **TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"** **TheMather rolls 042*…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
User avatar #146 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 118**
User avatar #147 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Javelin**
User avatar #148 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls You have no life**
User avatar #149 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 1, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 119**
User avatar #150 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #151 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 058**
**TheMather rolls 121**
User avatar #152 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 044**
**TheMather rolls 100**
User avatar #153 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #158 - TheMather (13 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 3, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 121**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 116**
User avatar #157 - TheMather (15 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 1, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 014**
User avatar #156 - TheMather (1 hour ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 6, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 092**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 055**
**TheMather rolls 060**
**TheMather rolls 006**
**TheMather rolls 141**
User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Mace**
User avatar #154 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 067**
**TheMather rolls 056**
#144 - **TheMather used "*roll 1, 100-150*"** **TheMather rolls 147**  [+] (14 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
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User avatar #146 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 118**
User avatar #147 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls You have no life**
User avatar #149 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 119**
User avatar #150 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #151 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 058**
**TheMather rolls 121**
User avatar #152 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 1-150*"**
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User avatar #153 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #158 - TheMather (13 minutes ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 3, 100-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 121**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 116**
User avatar #157 - TheMather (15 minutes ago) [-]
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User avatar #156 - TheMather (1 hour ago) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 092**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 055**
**TheMather rolls 060**
**TheMather rolls 006**
**TheMather rolls 141**
User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"**
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User avatar #154 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 056**
#142 - **TheMather used "*roll 3, dogs*"** **TheMather rolls Schip…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
User avatar #144 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 147**
User avatar #145 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #146 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 118**
User avatar #147 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls Javelin**
User avatar #148 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls You have no life**
User avatar #149 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 119**
User avatar #150 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #151 - TheMather (06/24/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 058**
**TheMather rolls 121**
User avatar #152 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 044**
**TheMather rolls 100**
User avatar #153 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls Sickle**
User avatar #158 - TheMather (13 minutes ago) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 121**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 116**
User avatar #157 - TheMather (15 minutes ago) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 014**
User avatar #156 - TheMather (1 hour ago) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 6, 1-150*"**
**TheMather rolls 092**
**TheMather rolls 105**
**TheMather rolls 055**
**TheMather rolls 060**
**TheMather rolls 006**
**TheMather rolls 141**
User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls Mace**
User avatar #154 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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**TheMather rolls 067**
**TheMather rolls 056**
#158 - "Bring it on!" I pull forth a Gluttono…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/18/2015 on FJ Roll-Playing: A Brief... 0
#159 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Cat is much bigger than the previous Gluttonous kitten, and it readily devours the tail of the Denizen. Screeching in agony, the Denizen lashes backward, jaws sinking into the cats neck even as the cat continues to chew. With a vigorous shake, the giant cat is killed, but not before taking one last bite from the Denizen.

Themather TheMather - 1/5 - N/A

The Denizen - 1 wound - N/A
User avatar #161 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/142#142
I whistle to summon forth 3 dogs.

funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/144#144
I command the Shipperke to special attack Nix.

funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/145#145
And the two others to attack her normally.
User avatar #172 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Shipperke lunges at the face of the Denizen, barking madly as it defends you, its master, and manages to gouge one of the eyes of the beast, no less! The other dogs prove markedly less successful in their attempts, and one, the Basenji, is squished flat by the flailing Denizen.

While your dogs have proved ample distraction, you can only delay so long before the Denizen decides to attack you instead! Whats more, even though you have scored grievous wounds on the Denizen, it still looks not that much the worse for wear!

Themather TheMather - 1/5 - N/A
Shipperke 2/1
Rottweiler 2/2
Basenji 0/2 - SLAIN

The Denizen - 2 wounds - 1/2 Blind

User avatar #174 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/146#146
I command the Shipperke and the Rottweiler both to special attack Nix in tandem.

funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/147#147
And as they do, I chuck a Javelin at Nix' remaining eye.
User avatar #180 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Both Shipperke and Rottweiler are in tune with the flow of the Hunt, and manage to simultaneously escape the Denizens thrashing and continue to savage his flesh with their fangs and claws, scoring deep wounds across his body.

Your Javelin flies true, and with a sickening thud his remaining eye is gouged. A howl of pain echoes around the cavern, that quickly turns to a gurgling, blood-soaked laugh.

"I am the Blind Seer now, Seer of Void! You have failed to help me see, instead robbing me of my vision! Failure, failure, failure!!!"

With that, he lunges towards you, unerringly on point.
homestuckxplain rolls 489

Wicked fangs sink into you, and you feel yourself lifted into the air, then slammed back down. A rush of freezing something washes over you, and you find yourself in the mirror world, alone with Nix. Floating in the Void, you can barely hear one Hound howling above, skittering around on the other side of the mirror.

Somewhere in the darkness, Nix snakes around, but for now you have more pressing concerns. The wounds the Denizen gave you are deep, and you have the feeling they are sucking your mana dry.

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - Lost Two mana from grievous wounds.
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #182 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I chug the health and mana potions I collected from the Mudkip encounter.

I then... oh... funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/148#148
#187 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The item you sumoned is barely there, a Nothing that floats ever so innocently in front of you. Instinctively, you realize that whatever touches this thing is going to join it in the nothingness.

A great roar resounds around the Void, felt more than heard, and before you realize it, Nix is besides you, bloody eye-sockets watching the Death Thing float to-and-fro.

"I underestimated, yes, I see. Pure Void is what you See, Seer-to-be, see with me what you can now see."

You feel your mind expand, as if a veil was lifted, and the darkness of the void becomes lit with the light of stars, stars so small you couldn't see them before. The Death Thing still hovers before you, so much clearer now, and you think you could even see tiny finger-holds on it, places safe to touch.

Nix is still close to you, fangs clicking as it draws closer. Clearly the Denizen still doesn't trust you. Will you continue the fight?

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - N/A
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #188 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I grab the Death Thing by the finger-holds and wait, prepared to use it to defend against Nix should she lunge.
User avatar #193 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
"So, Seer, I see you now see too." Nix says, blindly staring at you and the Death Thing. "It seems mere combat was all it took. Now I see the way before me, so I offer you the Choice."

The Denizen draws back, farther into the darkness around you. Before, you would have lost sight of her completely, but now you can still sense a fuzzy outline of where Nix is.
"Seer, when you see the Black King, you will not be alone. Use this sight you now see with, and see the path to victory for your allies!"

The Denizen lunged forward again, stopping just out of arms reach from you, fangs bared. "Or slay me, and earn your rights to the Land with my death!"

What will be your choice?
User avatar #194 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
"I will use my sight to aid my allies against the Black King."
User avatar #198 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Nix seems to hum with delight, before snaking upwards to pass through to the real world. You can hear the one remaining dog, the Rottweiler, barking viciously, but Nix seems unconcerned. You too begin to rise, passing into the real world to appear besides your faithful hound. Nix is coiled up in a corner, staring upwards.

"Should our deal not be sealed, and your vision wasted, this land will not be able to heal, and your power not fully materialize. The exact terms of our agreement are two-fold."

Nix stirs, her bloody eyes still staining the glass floor. "You must slay the Black King, this of course is obvious. However, with your guidance, a task nearly impossible can be made much easier. The VoidSight you have will show the way, so you must take the path that shows itself when revealed."

Congrats on getting the Denizen to 1/2 health, and then switching to Choice mode The next stage will be up soon, but as long as Nix is in a 'good' mood, do you have any further questions for her?
User avatar #199 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I have no further questions.
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#141 - **TheMather used "*roll items*"** **TheMather rolls Glutton…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
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User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #157 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Denizen laughs at you, a long hiss that sends its head rolling to and fro. "So blind, so blind! Yesssss, so blind indeed. A poor Seer cannot help their allies see, as should be so, and so it goes to show that a poor Seer cannot see when others try to help them see!"

The Denizen lunges at you with a roar, eyes flaring with a deep blue light as fangs twitch mere inches from your face. "See, Seer? See how your heart races and your body tries to fight? This is what I do, I am the fear that you must avoid, the danger and potential you must learn to see! Without me, your sight is merely void, instead of Void! Without me, you cannot hope to master that power! Fight or Flight, what shall it be, Seer-to-be?"
User avatar #158 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
"Bring it on!"

www.funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/141#141
I pull forth a Gluttonous Cat and chuck it at Nix' unprotected tail.
#159 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Cat is much bigger than the previous Gluttonous kitten, and it readily devours the tail of the Denizen. Screeching in agony, the Denizen lashes backward, jaws sinking into the cats neck even as the cat continues to chew. With a vigorous shake, the giant cat is killed, but not before taking one last bite from the Denizen.

Themather TheMather - 1/5 - N/A

The Denizen - 1 wound - N/A
User avatar #161 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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I whistle to summon forth 3 dogs.

funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/144#144
I command the Shipperke to special attack Nix.

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And the two others to attack her normally.
User avatar #172 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Shipperke lunges at the face of the Denizen, barking madly as it defends you, its master, and manages to gouge one of the eyes of the beast, no less! The other dogs prove markedly less successful in their attempts, and one, the Basenji, is squished flat by the flailing Denizen.

While your dogs have proved ample distraction, you can only delay so long before the Denizen decides to attack you instead! Whats more, even though you have scored grievous wounds on the Denizen, it still looks not that much the worse for wear!

Themather TheMather - 1/5 - N/A
Shipperke 2/1
Rottweiler 2/2
Basenji 0/2 - SLAIN

The Denizen - 2 wounds - 1/2 Blind

User avatar #174 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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I command the Shipperke and the Rottweiler both to special attack Nix in tandem.

funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/147#147
And as they do, I chuck a Javelin at Nix' remaining eye.
User avatar #180 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Both Shipperke and Rottweiler are in tune with the flow of the Hunt, and manage to simultaneously escape the Denizens thrashing and continue to savage his flesh with their fangs and claws, scoring deep wounds across his body.

Your Javelin flies true, and with a sickening thud his remaining eye is gouged. A howl of pain echoes around the cavern, that quickly turns to a gurgling, blood-soaked laugh.

"I am the Blind Seer now, Seer of Void! You have failed to help me see, instead robbing me of my vision! Failure, failure, failure!!!"

With that, he lunges towards you, unerringly on point.
homestuckxplain rolls 489

Wicked fangs sink into you, and you feel yourself lifted into the air, then slammed back down. A rush of freezing something washes over you, and you find yourself in the mirror world, alone with Nix. Floating in the Void, you can barely hear one Hound howling above, skittering around on the other side of the mirror.

Somewhere in the darkness, Nix snakes around, but for now you have more pressing concerns. The wounds the Denizen gave you are deep, and you have the feeling they are sucking your mana dry.

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - Lost Two mana from grievous wounds.
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #182 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I chug the health and mana potions I collected from the Mudkip encounter.

I then... oh... funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/148#148
#187 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The item you sumoned is barely there, a Nothing that floats ever so innocently in front of you. Instinctively, you realize that whatever touches this thing is going to join it in the nothingness.

A great roar resounds around the Void, felt more than heard, and before you realize it, Nix is besides you, bloody eye-sockets watching the Death Thing float to-and-fro.

"I underestimated, yes, I see. Pure Void is what you See, Seer-to-be, see with me what you can now see."

You feel your mind expand, as if a veil was lifted, and the darkness of the void becomes lit with the light of stars, stars so small you couldn't see them before. The Death Thing still hovers before you, so much clearer now, and you think you could even see tiny finger-holds on it, places safe to touch.

Nix is still close to you, fangs clicking as it draws closer. Clearly the Denizen still doesn't trust you. Will you continue the fight?

Themather TheMather - 1/3 - N/A
Shipperke 2/0 - Unconscious / Inaccessible
Rottweiler 2/1 - Panicked / Inaccessible


The Denizen - 3 wounds - Blinded
User avatar #188 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I grab the Death Thing by the finger-holds and wait, prepared to use it to defend against Nix should she lunge.
User avatar #193 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
"So, Seer, I see you now see too." Nix says, blindly staring at you and the Death Thing. "It seems mere combat was all it took. Now I see the way before me, so I offer you the Choice."

The Denizen draws back, farther into the darkness around you. Before, you would have lost sight of her completely, but now you can still sense a fuzzy outline of where Nix is.
"Seer, when you see the Black King, you will not be alone. Use this sight you now see with, and see the path to victory for your allies!"

The Denizen lunged forward again, stopping just out of arms reach from you, fangs bared. "Or slay me, and earn your rights to the Land with my death!"

What will be your choice?
User avatar #194 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
"I will use my sight to aid my allies against the Black King."
User avatar #198 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Nix seems to hum with delight, before snaking upwards to pass through to the real world. You can hear the one remaining dog, the Rottweiler, barking viciously, but Nix seems unconcerned. You too begin to rise, passing into the real world to appear besides your faithful hound. Nix is coiled up in a corner, staring upwards.

"Should our deal not be sealed, and your vision wasted, this land will not be able to heal, and your power not fully materialize. The exact terms of our agreement are two-fold."

Nix stirs, her bloody eyes still staining the glass floor. "You must slay the Black King, this of course is obvious. However, with your guidance, a task nearly impossible can be made much easier. The VoidSight you have will show the way, so you must take the path that shows itself when revealed."

Congrats on getting the Denizen to 1/2 health, and then switching to Choice mode The next stage will be up soon, but as long as Nix is in a 'good' mood, do you have any further questions for her?
User avatar #199 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I have no further questions.
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User avatar #153 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashes forward, hunger driving it to find some form of nutrients, but the bare mirrored floor is a disappointing buffet, and it wastes away in moments without smaller foes to eat. The Denizen seems to almost chuckle at it's suffering, before turning to you.

"The Hero." It hisses, voice booming around the cavern. "More specifically, the Seer of Void. A Seer that sees nothing is a poor Seer indeed, and you are the blindest of the blind. I am Nix, the Denizen of the Void, and I find you wanting."

It coils its massive body around you, keeping its distance as it continues to speak. "Such potential, and wasted on you! You see nothing, when there is actually so much more!"

With that, it is gone, slithering into the mirrors below you. Refracted and broken, it seems to move across the cavern, popping out of a mirror some distance away. "The Void is everywhere, and nowhere, and you are too blind too see!" It hisses angrily.
#140 - **TheMather used "*roll items*"** **TheMather rolls Glutton…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/18/2015 on TheMather's profile 0
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#7 - I know, I'm Norwegian myself. 06/18/2015 on Words that'd make life easier. 0
#5 - It's French by origin, but is is valid in English as well. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Words that'd make life easier. 0
User avatar #6 - nagafever (06/18/2015) [-]
in norway we say both etc (latin or something) and osv (norwegian, means "og så videre" translates to "and so on")
User avatar #7 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I know, I'm Norwegian myself.
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User avatar #4 - nagafever (06/18/2015) [-]
raisin dolphin doesnt look like an english phrase
User avatar #5 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
It's French by origin, but is is valid in English as well.

It's not exactly uncommon for that to happen, just look at et cetera for instance, that's not English either, but it's an invaluable part of the language.
User avatar #6 - nagafever (06/18/2015) [-]
in norway we say both etc (latin or something) and osv (norwegian, means "og så videre" translates to "and so on")
User avatar #7 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I know, I'm Norwegian myself.
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#145 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
When next you wake, your find yourself in what appears to be a Hall of Mirrors. Reflections of you stare in every direction, breaking apart and reforming as you walk down the short path available to you.

Soon, you find yourself in a dazzlingly bright cavern, the mirrors curving over the walls as spots of light dance through the air, forming patterns briefly and then breaking up moments later. The light is reflected and re-reflected, turning the massive cave into a shimmering light show.

In the far corner, something stirs. With a hissing yawn, a great beast raises it's head, turned away from you as it looks to who woke it. There, the Frog man elder you spoke to earlier seems to offer gifts to what is undoubtedly the Denizen itself. In one hand is clutched a large tadpole, shimmering with the same light around you, and the other holds a dark blue crystal that seems to absorb all light.

Lunging forward, the snake-beast swallows all three whole, gulping down the poor frog-man as it turns to you. With the sound of millions of scales sliding over glass, it slithers towards you, eyes boring into your own.

What will you do?
User avatar #146 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/140#140

I send a Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashing across the floor as a distraction.
User avatar #153 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashes forward, hunger driving it to find some form of nutrients, but the bare mirrored floor is a disappointing buffet, and it wastes away in moments without smaller foes to eat. The Denizen seems to almost chuckle at it's suffering, before turning to you.

"The Hero." It hisses, voice booming around the cavern. "More specifically, the Seer of Void. A Seer that sees nothing is a poor Seer indeed, and you are the blindest of the blind. I am Nix, the Denizen of the Void, and I find you wanting."

It coils its massive body around you, keeping its distance as it continues to speak. "Such potential, and wasted on you! You see nothing, when there is actually so much more!"

With that, it is gone, slithering into the mirrors below you. Refracted and broken, it seems to move across the cavern, popping out of a mirror some distance away. "The Void is everywhere, and nowhere, and you are too blind too see!" It hisses angrily.
User avatar #88 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Your bolt flies true, impaling the Ogre as it turns around. With a heavy THUD it falls to the glass floor, which is quickly splintering under it's weight. The lacerations caused by the shards of broken glass send blood spraying everywhere, which serves to make the ground slick and slippery. As the Ogre attempts to rise, it falls once more, worsening it's condition.

It takes a while, but the Ogre is dead. You dared not step closer, lest you be caught in the trap it created for itself. Amidst a pool of powdered glass and blood, the Ogre breathes his last breath, dead eyes staring at the spinning stars above.

A cold green light suffuses the air, reflected by the mirrored ground as something stirs beneath your feet. Like the book, the light swallows you whole, whisking you to new places, and new foes.

Congrats, you beat the first encounter! We'll continue this tomorrow, give some people a chance to catch up.
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User avatar #155 - TheMather (06/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #82 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Reciting the Special Gem Recipe makes no difference, but you manage to dodge *homestuckxplain rolls 13* out of 20 the attack and allow the Ogre to charge on unimpeded. Of course, the perfectly flat mirrors edge proves difficult to stop on once one gets going, and so you have a moment while the Ogre attempts to slow down and turn around.

TheMather - 1/5 - N/A

Crude Flesh Ogre - 0 wounds - Returning to Field, only able to be attacked at Range
Vile Imp - SLAIN
Vile Imp - SLAIN

User avatar #85 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
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I draw a Shortbow from my back pocket and fire it at the back of the Ogre's left knee.
#145 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
When next you wake, your find yourself in what appears to be a Hall of Mirrors. Reflections of you stare in every direction, breaking apart and reforming as you walk down the short path available to you.

Soon, you find yourself in a dazzlingly bright cavern, the mirrors curving over the walls as spots of light dance through the air, forming patterns briefly and then breaking up moments later. The light is reflected and re-reflected, turning the massive cave into a shimmering light show.

In the far corner, something stirs. With a hissing yawn, a great beast raises it's head, turned away from you as it looks to who woke it. There, the Frog man elder you spoke to earlier seems to offer gifts to what is undoubtedly the Denizen itself. In one hand is clutched a large tadpole, shimmering with the same light around you, and the other holds a dark blue crystal that seems to absorb all light.

Lunging forward, the snake-beast swallows all three whole, gulping down the poor frog-man as it turns to you. With the sound of millions of scales sliding over glass, it slithers towards you, eyes boring into your own.

What will you do?
User avatar #146 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/140#140

I send a Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashing across the floor as a distraction.
User avatar #153 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashes forward, hunger driving it to find some form of nutrients, but the bare mirrored floor is a disappointing buffet, and it wastes away in moments without smaller foes to eat. The Denizen seems to almost chuckle at it's suffering, before turning to you.

"The Hero." It hisses, voice booming around the cavern. "More specifically, the Seer of Void. A Seer that sees nothing is a poor Seer indeed, and you are the blindest of the blind. I am Nix, the Denizen of the Void, and I find you wanting."

It coils its massive body around you, keeping its distance as it continues to speak. "Such potential, and wasted on you! You see nothing, when there is actually so much more!"

With that, it is gone, slithering into the mirrors below you. Refracted and broken, it seems to move across the cavern, popping out of a mirror some distance away. "The Void is everywhere, and nowhere, and you are too blind too see!" It hisses angrily.
User avatar #88 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Your bolt flies true, impaling the Ogre as it turns around. With a heavy THUD it falls to the glass floor, which is quickly splintering under it's weight. The lacerations caused by the shards of broken glass send blood spraying everywhere, which serves to make the ground slick and slippery. As the Ogre attempts to rise, it falls once more, worsening it's condition.

It takes a while, but the Ogre is dead. You dared not step closer, lest you be caught in the trap it created for itself. Amidst a pool of powdered glass and blood, the Ogre breathes his last breath, dead eyes staring at the spinning stars above.

A cold green light suffuses the air, reflected by the mirrored ground as something stirs beneath your feet. Like the book, the light swallows you whole, whisking you to new places, and new foes.

Congrats, you beat the first encounter! We'll continue this tomorrow, give some people a chance to catch up.
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User avatar #69 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
I take a few steps back and begin reciting the Special Ruby Gem Recipe to the Ogre, preparing to dive between its legs when it charges.
User avatar #82 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Reciting the Special Gem Recipe makes no difference, but you manage to dodge *homestuckxplain rolls 13* out of 20 the attack and allow the Ogre to charge on unimpeded. Of course, the perfectly flat mirrors edge proves difficult to stop on once one gets going, and so you have a moment while the Ogre attempts to slow down and turn around.

TheMather - 1/5 - N/A

Crude Flesh Ogre - 0 wounds - Returning to Field, only able to be attacked at Range
Vile Imp - SLAIN
Vile Imp - SLAIN

User avatar #85 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/139#139

I draw a Shortbow from my back pocket and fire it at the back of the Ogre's left knee.
#145 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
When next you wake, your find yourself in what appears to be a Hall of Mirrors. Reflections of you stare in every direction, breaking apart and reforming as you walk down the short path available to you.

Soon, you find yourself in a dazzlingly bright cavern, the mirrors curving over the walls as spots of light dance through the air, forming patterns briefly and then breaking up moments later. The light is reflected and re-reflected, turning the massive cave into a shimmering light show.

In the far corner, something stirs. With a hissing yawn, a great beast raises it's head, turned away from you as it looks to who woke it. There, the Frog man elder you spoke to earlier seems to offer gifts to what is undoubtedly the Denizen itself. In one hand is clutched a large tadpole, shimmering with the same light around you, and the other holds a dark blue crystal that seems to absorb all light.

Lunging forward, the snake-beast swallows all three whole, gulping down the poor frog-man as it turns to you. With the sound of millions of scales sliding over glass, it slithers towards you, eyes boring into your own.

What will you do?
User avatar #146 - TheMather (06/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/TheMather/140#140

I send a Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashing across the floor as a distraction.
User avatar #153 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
The Gluttonous Baby Kitten dashes forward, hunger driving it to find some form of nutrients, but the bare mirrored floor is a disappointing buffet, and it wastes away in moments without smaller foes to eat. The Denizen seems to almost chuckle at it's suffering, before turning to you.

"The Hero." It hisses, voice booming around the cavern. "More specifically, the Seer of Void. A Seer that sees nothing is a poor Seer indeed, and you are the blindest of the blind. I am Nix, the Denizen of the Void, and I find you wanting."

It coils its massive body around you, keeping its distance as it continues to speak. "Such potential, and wasted on you! You see nothing, when there is actually so much more!"

With that, it is gone, slithering into the mirrors below you. Refracted and broken, it seems to move across the cavern, popping out of a mirror some distance away. "The Void is everywhere, and nowhere, and you are too blind too see!" It hisses angrily.
User avatar #88 - homestuckxplain (06/18/2015) [-]
Your bolt flies true, impaling the Ogre as it turns around. With a heavy THUD it falls to the glass floor, which is quickly splintering under it's weight. The lacerations caused by the shards of broken glass send blood spraying everywhere, which serves to make the ground slick and slippery. As the Ogre attempts to rise, it falls once more, worsening it's condition.

It takes a while, but the Ogre is dead. You dared not step closer, lest you be caught in the trap it created for itself. Amidst a pool of powdered glass and blood, the Ogre breathes his last breath, dead eyes staring at the spinning stars above.

A cold green light suffuses the air, reflected by the mirrored ground as something stirs beneath your feet. Like the book, the light swallows you whole, whisking you to new places, and new foes.

Congrats, you beat the first encounter! We'll continue this tomorrow, give some people a chance to catch up.

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#131 - yeorgh ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
tfw anime original shipping in the latest Yuki-chan   
   
This is the type of anime original stuff I like.
tfw anime original shipping in the latest Yuki-chan

This is the type of anime original stuff I like.
User avatar #126 to #125 - TheMather ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Nope. Adorkability is a requirement when I read manga, so I stay away from harems unless I know for certain that they are adorkable.
#127 to #126 - kibitzer (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh it's not a harem, I wouldn't have read it otherwise. The MC is only gunning for one character throughout the story. I think you'd enjoy it.   
   
Adorkability?
Oh it's not a harem, I wouldn't have read it otherwise. The MC is only gunning for one character throughout the story. I think you'd enjoy it.

Adorkability?
User avatar #128 to #127 - TheMather ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Hmm. Harem is listed on the genres, but sure.

Adorability + dorkiness. Like every moment with Onodera in Nisekoi.
User avatar #129 to #128 - kibitzer (05/20/2015) [-]
Trust me.

Oh yeah, it's got adorkability. Not as much as Nisekoi, but it's there.
User avatar #130 to #129 - TheMather ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I'll give it a try then. Thanks.
User avatar #113 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6SaEvMcxog

This is worth watching just for Kugimiya, everything else is extra.
User avatar #114 to #113 - TheMather ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Already seen that episode. Also it sounds kind of awful with her voice, the pitch and pronunciation really do not work well together.
Kugimiya has the best voice ever for lolis, but she can't do childish without destroying your eardrums.

Love her accent as that character though
User avatar #115 to #114 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
What? she sounds much better there than the usual flat chested tsundere role.
User avatar #116 to #115 - TheMather ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
As the character, yes, but not in those scenes. The overly childish pronunciation of that song kills it.
She does sometimes play kids, like she did in Pokémon XY a few months ago, but that really doesn't suit her, IMO, as you can't appreciate the voice of a whiny brat. Even her role as Happy in Fairy Tail is almost butchering her voice.
User avatar #117 to #116 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
***** what you want is just the bitchy voice.
User avatar #118 to #117 - TheMather ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I want the borderline tomboyish one. Like most of her lines in this role, the one she has in Kekkai Sensen and the one she did for most of Shana's lines.
User avatar #119 to #118 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Now the role is Kekkai is ear rape.
User avatar #121 to #119 - TheMather ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
No it's not. It's her standard medium-pitched voice.
User avatar #122 to #121 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Yes it is, it's incredibly loud, had to lower the volume after she introduced herself in episode 2.
User avatar #123 to #122 - TheMather ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Well I just went to confirm it her lines on ep 3, and it really wasn't in any way off, even tried turning off the virtual surround on my headset to confirm that it wasn't corrected by the software.
User avatar #124 to #123 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I haven't seen episode 3 so no idea.
User avatar #120 to #119 - yeorgh ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
-is*
User avatar #110 - yibdiy (03/21/2015) [-]
Slightly's crying, could you unblock him please?
User avatar #111 to #110 - TheMather ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
Tell him this is the only extra chance he gets.
User avatar #112 to #111 - yibdiy (03/21/2015) [-]
Will do. He actually somewhat tried to explain himself on my profile if you care - I don't blame you if you don't though.
User avatar #109 to #108 - TheMather ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Already aware of it though, planning to read the LNs eventually.
#107 - evilicious (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy Valentine's Day
User avatar #104 - unanamu (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah i was thinking of making another one. guess i pretty much have to now
User avatar #105 to #104 - TheMather ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Ah, good. I was hoping to get you to cooperate with the recommendation board.
Basically you refer anyone asking for specific recommendations on your content here funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/TheMather/4737078/Anime+recommendation+thread/ and we'll help you out in any way we can.
User avatar #106 to #105 - unanamu (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah that sounds awesome, i'd love to
User avatar #95 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #96 to #95 - TheMather ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #97 to #96 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Tell me more about this semen demon you call a waifu
User avatar #98 to #97 - TheMather ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
I don't call her that, I call her my favorite character.
But simply put, she's a perfect tomboy.
User avatar #99 to #98 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
>Favorite character who is a woman
>Waifu

Same Principal
User avatar #100 to #99 - TheMather ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Not really. I don't go around wishing she were real, nor do I have any delusions that she would be interested in knowing me if she were.
User avatar #101 to #100 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Wow

Way to make yourself feel like a piece of ****
User avatar #102 to #101 - TheMather ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah. I'm quite confident about myself, I just recognize that our personalities are different in a way that would mean we would never actually have any reason to talk.
User avatar #103 to #102 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
That's why in my ****** up world her personality is my personality

doesn't mean she'll love me
User avatar #80 - kninee (10/13/2014) [-]
Still playing RS?
User avatar #81 to #80 - TheMather ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Yup. Just got my quest cape a few days ago.
User avatar #82 to #81 - kninee (10/13/2014) [-]
Add me: Tsurara
User avatar #83 to #82 - TheMather ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Done.
By the looks of it, you're not in a clan. Might I suggest applying to Anime Lobby? That's the clan I'm in, lawuser was in there too for a while until he gave up on EOC. It's a lot less weeaboo than you'd expect of a Runescape anime clan, it does monthly events and has a tier-5 citadel.
User avatar #84 to #83 - kninee (10/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure. I was in /rsg/ until a couple of minutes ago. I'll apply when I finish mining granite.
User avatar #87 to #86 - kninee (10/13/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #88 to #87 - TheMather ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Now just mention it in the chat and the staff will review it (basically just a formality), then you're in.
User avatar #85 to #84 - TheMather ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #69 - yibdiy (09/14/2014) [-]
"lordsaten requires that you be a friend to view this profile."
What's the mention about?
User avatar #70 to #69 - TheMather ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
"users you'd like to eat breakfast with/meet IRL"
User avatar #79 to #70 - tormain (10/11/2014) [-]
Thanks man, but I'm also not part of the social board.
User avatar #72 to #70 - zomaru ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Now I'm even more curious as to how I of all people was mentioned.
User avatar #73 to #72 - TheMather ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, you're a cool guy and we share a taste for Shana clones. That's all it takes for me to like you.
User avatar #74 to #73 - yibdiy (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh, and why me then?
I mean, I hate tsundere, I didn't enjoy your favorite anime much and I'm not really a fan of romcoms. We have pretty different tastes, I'd say.
One thing we most certainly do share, though, is liking Misaka.
User avatar #75 to #74 - TheMather ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
It's not like Shana clones and romcoms are all I like. I prefer tomboys over Shana clones and romance-heavy action stories over romcoms.
Misaka is my overall favorite character in any medium, and unlike so many of the others who like her you don't just dismiss Index as inferior to Railgun. And to rationally be able to explain the things you don't like about it, of course that makes you a swell dude in my book.

Also your contribution to the recommendation board. The fact that you're willing to help other people like that is just awesome.
User avatar #76 to #75 - yibdiy (09/14/2014) [-]
I see
Thanks, man. It's probably because I like having discussions and you are great for this, I like talking to you. You aren't self-entitled elitist little **** and behave like a well-behaved person, I like that aspect of you very much. Something I thought was going to happen on /anime/... I thought wrong (for the most part, anyway).

Well, I remember how clueless I was back then when I started, so I'd like to help others to get into the hobby that I enjoy so much and is quite a big part of my life now.

Oh boy, that sounds so gay, but you understand, right?

Also saten added me to friends, so I can now go to Shin, great. Too bad I'll just lurk a lot to learn how things work over there before actually posting anything.
User avatar #77 to #76 - TheMather ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Thanks. I often worry that how stubborn I am with my opinions makes me sound like a douche in prolonged discussions, so hearing you say that really means a lot to me.

And I decided to make the rec board for a similar reason. I quickly gained momentum when I started out, thanks to two of the guys I hang out with every day for the first year having years of experience watching anime, but as I ran out of obvious stuff to watch, I became more and more reliant on /anime/ for finding new ones. So last summer while the rec threads were rolling in like crazy, and due to the large disparity between people that were trying to help them out and people that were just bitching about it, I used that as an excuse to make a place where people that are having trouble finding stuff, like I was, could get help.
User avatar #78 to #77 - yibdiy (09/14/2014) [-]
Nah, you are completely fine, you just stand by your convictions and opinions but without being an asshole about it and with rational explanations.

Yeah, it's great place for people to get recs from those, who are well-versed (unlike most of the internet) in anime/manga without being shat on (like they would be on /anime/ or /a/). It's also good when you'd like to watch/read something specific.
User avatar #68 - zomaru ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Psst. You mentioned me.
User avatar #66 - tanabata ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Where did all the good romance anime go?
User avatar #67 to #66 - TheMather ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
It promptly ****** off when summer started.
Well, most of it did. There's still Glasslip, Jinsei (presumably), Majimoji Rurumo (as annoying as the fact that it's ironic comedy is), Rail Wars and Rokujyoma no Shinryakusha. Plus Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei (goddamn that's hard to spell while drunk) leftover from last season.
#64 - tanabata ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Flawless Victory!
#54 - flybager (05/31/2014) [-]
Can I trade with you now?
Can I trade with you now?
User avatar #56 to #54 - TheMather ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, **** , sorry. It says I need to have had Steam Guard enabled for 15 days to trade. I enabled it now but I can't do anything about the wait.
#59 to #56 - flybager (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh, that's alright, there's no real hurry behind it.

Only reason why I've been pushing you is that I'm afraid I'm going to forget I bothered you for it.

So how's you anyways? we never really chit-chat'd after the Xmad random gifter we did
User avatar #61 to #59 - TheMather ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm good. I've just been enjoying life with anime and binge drinking while hoping not to fail too many exams.
User avatar #55 to #54 - TheMather ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry. Volume was a bit screwed up and I was ingame both of the times you tried to contact me, so I didn't see your messages until hours later.
#57 to #55 - flybager (05/31/2014) [-]
It's telling me I can't send a trade request, my guess because you're on a mobile.

User avatar #58 to #57 - TheMather ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Nah, mobile is just in addition to to the computer, plus I think the mobile app lets you trade as well.
User avatar #60 to #58 - flybager (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh, well, we'll see in 15 days, then?
User avatar #62 to #60 - TheMather ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Sure.
#29 - bababadsheep (05/15/2014) [-]
docs.google.com/document/d/1Ur6mqoQuOBskk-N3lJarVamVFMvx1vfQ3zmo80AdIPU/edit?usp=sharing

Review this please. Check for spelling mistakes, and if there is anything I missed or that you think I should add.
#47 to #46 - bababadsheep (05/20/2014) [-]
Go away Josh, nobody likes you. And your in my shop this time, skit skit or I'll cut you on my edge.
User avatar #48 to #47 - joshlol (05/20/2014) [-]
sorry m8 I just love to post that at every chance I get
User avatar #30 to #29 - TheMather ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Woo. I am the most informed!

Anyways, it's romaji, not romanji.
Also didn't know asking for source/opinions was frowned on, and you might want to add "outside of the dedicated recommendation board" to the part about requests.
User avatar #31 to #30 - bababadsheep (05/15/2014) [-]
Updated what you commented on. Should I add some notes on VNs, or not bother? Also, trying to decide what format I want to put this in. Structure it as an image, make it a post, I don't know. Thoughts?
User avatar #24 - flybager (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi there.

Holy crap did I truly find someone who knew hansjsand?
User avatar #25 to #24 - TheMather ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Yo.

I don't know him per se, but we've talked before and gotten along.
User avatar #26 to #25 - flybager (12/18/2013) [-]
How're things?

He was the first person I met and became friends with on funnyjunk, and one of my best friends here.

'bout a year ago he finished college and went to work, and nowadays doesn't come on funnyjunk anymore at all due to no time.
Last time he was to be considered 'active' was back when the pony-fandom first erupted here, on funnyjunk. (to give you a refference)
Assuming you remember that

I'm just glad to have found a trace of him on funnyjunk itself.
#19 - zameckis (11/23/2013) [-]
good day, sir themather.
User avatar #20 to #19 - TheMather ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Uhm, hello?
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (11/23/2013) [-]
how's the day treating you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheMather ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Good, but it'd be hard for it to treat me badly since I started it with vodka.

You?
#23 to #22 - zameckis (11/23/2013) [-]
apologize for pending reply, something pop up.   
   
ah i see, what a good start eh.   
as for myself, my day seems quite dandy so far, thanks for asking.
apologize for pending reply, something pop up.

ah i see, what a good start eh.
as for myself, my day seems quite dandy so far, thanks for asking.
#17 - anonymousbrony (08/14/2013) [-]
Well I posted it.   
   
I hope you realize what is most likely going to happen is that we'll get a BUNCH of people going to the anime board with 			********		 rec thread requests. That or it will just get thumbed down. Either way, I lose something. Enjoy the rest of your day friend.   
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Recommendations+Board/qfjtGds
Well I posted it.

I hope you realize what is most likely going to happen is that we'll get a BUNCH of people going to the anime board with ******** rec thread requests. That or it will just get thumbed down. Either way, I lose something. Enjoy the rest of your day friend.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Recommendations+Board/qfjtGds
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