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TheGreenPumpkin

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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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Content Thumbs: 12754 total,  14921 ,  2167
Comment Thumbs: 809 total,  2026 ,  1217
Content Level Progress: 74.7% (747/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 180 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:95
Content Views:378786
Times Content Favorited:1314 times
Total Comments Made:1202
FJ Points:18
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    Tales of a Stupid 2 Tales of a Stupid 2
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    Tales of a Stupid 3 Tales of a Stupid 3
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    Tales of a Stupid 4 (description) Tales of a Stupid 4 (description)
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    Jokes 4 Jokes 4
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    Uploaded: 08/28/10
    Wait, wut? Wait, wut?
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    trees trees
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    Evolution Evolution
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    Super Wedgie Super Wedgie
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    Let me get a hit of that... Let me get a hit of that...
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    Uploaded: 01/19/13
    Homer's Life Homer's Life
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    shrooms shrooms
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    Oh god oh god Oh god oh god

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#217 - These facts are ********. Of course blowing on the nintendo ca… 04/29/2015 on Huge UberFacts comp 0
#83 - Mr. Bean 12/29/2014 on God Help me, round 4 0
#30 - why would there be ants in december...?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on archer -1
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#78 - ecowolfrb (12/17/2014) [-]
Florida nigga, fucking Florida.
#72 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
#70
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#31 - lokiwins (12/17/2014) [-]
Well for the southern hemisphere it would be summer, so there'd be ants there.
#30 - dude. its from Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comdedy.…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on 2guys 1 horse 0
#31 - felixjarl (12/17/2014) [-]
I remember clearly that it was shown there.

Now these are our possibilities.
-It was in the show
-It was a country specific edit.
-It has been removed from the show.

But i have seen it on family guy and that is where i know the joke from.
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#32 - giffythetoad (12/17/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad sneaks in**
Hai Felix ( ^.^)/
#33 - felixjarl (12/17/2014) [-]
Ahoy mate.

Nice gif you made yesterday.
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#34 - giffythetoad (12/17/2014) [-]
Of all the things I did yesterday, that was the only one anyone cared about xD
#35 - felixjarl (12/17/2014) [-]
Well duh.

It is about penis.
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#36 - giffythetoad (12/17/2014) [-]
#101 - its implied. of course they're all ******* eachother, but they… 12/17/2014 on wasn't this an old joke 0
#158 - **TheGreenPumpkin used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **TheGreenPumpki… 12/14/2014 on sand 0
#60 - **TheGreenPumpkin used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **TheGreenPumpki… 12/14/2014 on TheGreenPumpkin's profile 0
#157 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on sand 0
#339 - ehh chameleons are as invisible as i'll ever need to get. and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
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#341 - killjoyus (12/14/2014) [-]
dude no, chameleon's change uncontrollably, based on mood, temperature, and hunger. also they turn kaleidoscope colors, so unless you are at clown college you won't blend in anywhere. you'd have kickass feet though
#327 - Green because it gives you red(chameleon) and blue(bird), and …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
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#337 - killjoyus (12/14/2014) [-]
bitch chameleon's don't turn invisible. become an octopus they do that
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#339 - TheGreenPumpkin (12/14/2014) [-]
ehh chameleons are as invisible as i'll ever need to get. and you're so right i forgot they can do that.
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#341 - killjoyus (12/14/2014) [-]
dude no, chameleon's change uncontrollably, based on mood, temperature, and hunger. also they turn kaleidoscope colors, so unless you are at clown college you won't blend in anywhere. you'd have kickass feet though
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#60 - TheGreenPumpkin (12/14/2014) [-]
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#47 - TehGirman (11/20/2010) [-]
#53 to #50 - TheGreenPumpkin (02/11/2011) [-]
im sorry about what i said last november. it was hurtful
#54 to #56 - TehGirman (02/11/2011) [-]
Glad to hear it, apology accepted.
#49 to #50 - TheGreenPumpkin (11/21/2010) [-]
hooray i lost the game. ur real ****** hilarious
#40 - CheesePwnsHard (10/11/2010) [-]
MORE STORIES!!!! PLEAASE!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
#50 to #42 - TheGreenPumpkin (11/26/2010) [-]
sorry dude. i never made any more stories. she started getting smart :(
#38 - anon (10/10/2010) [-]
MAKE MORE STORIES OF A RETARD@@@@@@@@

DO IT OR I WILL CUT MYSELF@@@@@@@@
#39 to #40 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/10/2010) [-]
1 more maybe
#35 - IrkenPrincess **User deleted account**
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#36 to #37 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/10/2010) [-]
me too. u can use
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#29 - jundersplunkkett **User deleted account** (10/10/2010) [-]
**** you
#30 to #31 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/10/2010) [-]
sorry. im not posting anymore anyways
#31 to #32 - jundersplunkkett **User deleted account** (10/10/2010) [-]
what???, no im mad and i just wanted to say it to someone
#32 to #33 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/10/2010) [-]
oh. then why on my profile?
#33 to #34 - jundersplunkkett **User deleted account** (10/10/2010) [-]
idk your the first one i saw
#34 to #35 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/10/2010) [-]
oh well sorry for the confusion lol
#28 - Buu (10/09/2010) [-]
Your avatar is awesome.
#51 to #30 - TheGreenPumpkin (11/26/2010) [-]
i know. u can use
#27 - Roflcoptter (10/09/2010) [-]
Oh Great green Pumpkin, Lay another story on to us!
#52 to #29 - TheGreenPumpkin (11/26/2010) [-]
sorry dude. i never made any more stories. she started getting smart :(
#13 - AccountwasWiped (10/09/2010) [-]
dude you got front!
#14 to #14 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/09/2010) [-]
i know im hella happy. my next one is on its way as well. it has like 30 thumbs and it hasnt even been up for an hour
#15 to #15 - AccountwasWiped (10/09/2010) [-]
i got front page too, hopefully we'll both be getting green text!
#16 to #16 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/09/2010) [-]
hell ya. dude the best part is that i had green text last week. it ended on thursday and then imma get it again. haha
#17 to #17 - AccountwasWiped (10/09/2010) [-]
ha, this will be my first time with colored. i hope it doesnt hurt : (
#18 to #18 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/09/2010) [-]
its actually ok, but the pezazzz wears off after like 4 days
#19 to #19 - AccountwasWiped (10/09/2010) [-]
haha i bet. do people still get flamed for having colored text?
#20 to #20 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/09/2010) [-]
no not really (atleast i didnt). i made a lot of comments and didnt. the only time you would is when you point out that you do. the best part of having green text is that it matches my username
#21 to #21 - AccountwasWiped (10/09/2010) [-]
lol, 'thegreenpumpkin'

i better get my ******* green text
#22 to #22 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/09/2010) [-]
doesnt it need 400 thumbs? how many does urs have right now
#23 to #23 - AccountwasWiped (10/09/2010) [-]
it just got taken down, but i had somewhere near 526
#24 to #24 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/09/2010) [-]
kool
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