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TheGreenPumpkin

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 12755 total,  14922 ,  2167
Comment Thumbs: 809 total,  2026 ,  1217
Content Level Progress: 74.8% (748/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 180 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:95
Content Views:379148
Times Content Favorited:1314 times
Total Comments Made:1202
FJ Points:19
Favorite Tags: no (5) | no tags (5) | tags (5) | funny (2)

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    Tales of a Stupid 2 Tales of a Stupid 2
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    Tales of a Stupid 3 Tales of a Stupid 3
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    Tales of a Stupid 4 (description) Tales of a Stupid 4 (description)
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    Jokes 4 Jokes 4
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    Uploaded: 08/28/10
    Wait, wut? Wait, wut?
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    trees trees
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    Evolution Evolution
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    Super Wedgie Super Wedgie
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    Let me get a hit of that... Let me get a hit of that...
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    Homer's Life Homer's Life
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    shrooms shrooms
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    Oh god oh god Oh god oh god

latest user's comments

#217 - These facts are ********. Of course blowing on the nintendo ca… 04/29/2015 on Huge UberFacts comp 0
#83 - Mr. Bean 12/29/2014 on God Help me, round 4 0
#30 - why would there be ants in december...?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on archer -1
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#78 - ecowolfrb (12/17/2014) [-]
Florida nigga, fucking Florida.
#72 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
#70
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#31 - lokiwins (12/17/2014) [-]
Well for the southern hemisphere it would be summer, so there'd be ants there.
#30 - dude. its from Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comdedy.…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on 2guys 1 horse 0
#31 - felixjarl (12/17/2014) [-]
I remember clearly that it was shown there.

Now these are our possibilities.
-It was in the show
-It was a country specific edit.
-It has been removed from the show.

But i have seen it on family guy and that is where i know the joke from.
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#32 - giffythetoad (12/17/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad sneaks in**
Hai Felix ( ^.^)/
#33 - felixjarl (12/17/2014) [-]
Ahoy mate.

Nice gif you made yesterday.
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#34 - giffythetoad (12/17/2014) [-]
Of all the things I did yesterday, that was the only one anyone cared about xD
#35 - felixjarl (12/17/2014) [-]
Well duh.

It is about penis.
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#36 - giffythetoad (12/17/2014) [-]
#101 - its implied. of course they're all ******* eachother, but they… 12/17/2014 on wasn't this an old joke 0
#158 - **TheGreenPumpkin used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **TheGreenPumpki… 12/14/2014 on sand 0
#60 - **TheGreenPumpkin used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **TheGreenPumpki… 12/14/2014 on TheGreenPumpkin's profile 0
#157 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on sand 0
#339 - ehh chameleons are as invisible as i'll ever need to get. and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
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#341 - killjoyus (12/14/2014) [-]
dude no, chameleon's change uncontrollably, based on mood, temperature, and hunger. also they turn kaleidoscope colors, so unless you are at clown college you won't blend in anywhere. you'd have kickass feet though
#327 - Green because it gives you red(chameleon) and blue(bird), and …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
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#337 - killjoyus (12/14/2014) [-]
bitch chameleon's don't turn invisible. become an octopus they do that
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#339 - TheGreenPumpkin (12/14/2014) [-]
ehh chameleons are as invisible as i'll ever need to get. and you're so right i forgot they can do that.
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#341 - killjoyus (12/14/2014) [-]
dude no, chameleon's change uncontrollably, based on mood, temperature, and hunger. also they turn kaleidoscope colors, so unless you are at clown college you won't blend in anywhere. you'd have kickass feet though
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