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TheGermanGuy

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:8/25/2016
Location:Germany
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Content Ranking:#3953
Comment Ranking:#9794
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#3189
Content Thumbs: 13326 total,  14265 ,  939
Comment Thumbs: 3977 total,  4413 ,  436
Content Level Progress: 59.3% (593/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:451433
Times Content Favorited:546 times
Total Comments Made:530
FJ Points:16547
Favorite Tags: GIF (5) | fail (4) | like (3) | You (3) | a (2) | Cats (2) | funny (2) | Hitler (2) | i (2) | is (2) | School (2) | the (2)

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    McDonald`s McDonald`s
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    years later years later
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    we fit we fit
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    you shall not pass you shall not pass
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    do you? do you?
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    This is Sparda! This is Sparda!
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    the feels the feels
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    Battelfield 3 Troll Battelfield 3 Troll
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    Captain Jack Captain Jack
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    Donald Duck Nazi Donald Duck Nazi
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    I like Turtles I like Turtles

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    I thought it was funny I thought it was funny
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    awesome awesome
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    It´s monday again It´s monday again
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    bad idea bad idea
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    Pokemon election Pokemon election
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    Fail Fail
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latest user's comments

#11 - Germany has about 82 million citizens and it is working since …  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Unsu Nifuspodar Mifuggic 0
#27 - bandqueer (41 minutes ago) [-]
America has no money, America has fiat money, pretend imaginary money. Most of our debt is owned by other countries just to keep the dollar floating, if those other countries called in their debt tomorrow the dollar would be worthless.
#1 - killing these poor henchman 08/19/2016 on Dishonored 2 Gameplay... 0
#23 - > not liking short hair on girls  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2016 on Daily dose of equality +14
#37 - mollike (08/19/2016) [-]
I mostly care about facial features but usually it adds to the appeal
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#32 - meganinja (08/19/2016) [-]
>implying anybody cares about anything but the boobs in that .gif.
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#24 - majomkifli (08/19/2016) [-]
Not. But I like big tits on girls.
#47 - It´s not like we are living in a ******* war zone. Until … 08/19/2016 on "We Are Merkel's Guests" +5
#176 - thanks mate 08/06/2016 on Hillary Comp +1
#173 - Why are US elections so damn expensive?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Hillary Comp +1
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#175 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/06/2016) [-]
To hire companies that revolve around publicity around the entire country. Besides, your employees that manage your campaign need payment etc.
Although it IS a bit much yea. Then again, we're talking about the US presidency here so they're hiring the best I reckon.
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#176 - TheGermanGuy (08/06/2016) [-]
thanks mate
#1 - Sauce: 08/04/2016 on Cyberpunk Cities 0
#2 - I don´t get it, also it´s too small  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Comic dwarf fortress +2
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#14 - afaik (07/26/2016) [-]
Urist McFuckingnuts is taken by a mood (He really REALLY wants to build an artefact somehow)
Urist McRekt, peasant, got rekt.
Urist McFuckingnuts has created a pair of leather underwear
Urist McFuckingnuts is sent to jail and shares the story.

>>#7
#27 - Well, what do you think she should do? Destroy our freedom for…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Shooting in Munich -1
#37 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Look at their culture.

Pretend their culture can be integrated with ours.

Keep pretending while they throw people off roofs.

Keep pretending while they "honor kill" rape victims.

Keep pretending.
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#32 - kingultra (07/23/2016) [-]
Fantastic Strawman you have going there my friend.
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#30 - testaburger (07/23/2016) [-]
>ban muslims from entering europe
>ban brown people from entering europe
>terrorism falls by 99.9%

Problem?
#28 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Pretty sure the terrorists want to destroy the west. People LIKE YOU are helping them achieve that. You wouldn't be losing any of your freedoms by removing the Muslims, you'll be protecting them and your nation.
#41 - I think the reason is that ISIS has come to power in this peri…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on tru story 0
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#100 - scorcho (07/23/2016) [-]
he was not religious at all, and he was motivated by being bullied.