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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:9/26/2016
Location:Germany
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#47 - Ich wäre schon längst FDP-Stammwähler wenn sie sich wieder …  [+] (2 replies) 09/02/2016 on "Open door policy was a... +2
#54 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
Die Partei hat immer recht! Die Affen von der AFD können echt nichts außer alte CSU-Parolen zu recyclen.
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#48 - orkamungus (09/02/2016) [-]
Auf jeden Fall besser als die Grünen oder die AfD zu wählen... Aber recht haste, man kann mittlerweile echt niemanden mehr wählen. Entweder haben sie alle ihre Grundprinzipien verraten oder sind schlicht und ergreifend ne Bande von Geisteskranken...
#14 - I think she will be reelected, unfortunately. There are just n…  [+] (18 replies) 09/01/2016 on "Open door policy was a... +4
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#40 - orkamungus (09/02/2016) [-]
Wenn man nach dem Prinzip des geringsten Übels geht, könnte man eventuell FDP oder die Piraten wählen... den Rest kann man leider nur in der Pfeife rauchen.
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#47 - TheGermanGuy (09/02/2016) [-]
Ich wäre schon längst FDP-Stammwähler wenn sie sich wieder mehr auf Freiheit und Liberalismus besinnen würden, anstatt immer den Neo Kapitalismus zu fördern. Aber naja vielleicht wähle ich auch DIE PARTEI zum Protest wählen.
#54 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
Die Partei hat immer recht! Die Affen von der AFD können echt nichts außer alte CSU-Parolen zu recyclen.
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#48 - orkamungus (09/02/2016) [-]
Auf jeden Fall besser als die Grünen oder die AfD zu wählen... Aber recht haste, man kann mittlerweile echt niemanden mehr wählen. Entweder haben sie alle ihre Grundprinzipien verraten oder sind schlicht und ergreifend ne Bande von Geisteskranken...
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#21 - FearTheToilet (09/02/2016) [-]
That sucks im german by heritage and when the whole refugee thing happened my heart sank, i could see it was the first step to my cultural heritage being eradicated. Recently though ive sort of taken a more "if their stupid enough to pump gas and light a match let them" kinda view. I still feel bad though because i know there are the decent non brainwashed germans who are going to be burned along with the idiots. I feel for you brother, I hope your wrong and the german people wake up and kick her out.
#43 - presidentmoose (09/02/2016) [-]
just fucking up all of the you're and they'res
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#52 - FearTheToilet (09/02/2016) [-]
lol i was a bit drunk when i posted that so grammatical errors are no surprise to me. Also im dyslexic as fuck so id prolly fuck it up sober too.
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#22 - grandautisimo (09/02/2016) [-]
please explain this, german by heritage.
do you live in germany, do you speak german, have you ever been to germany?
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#29 - themurp (09/02/2016) [-]
Don't be one of those european assholes who get mad when Americans care about their ancestry.
#50 - illior (09/02/2016) [-]
Well to be fair it is retarded to say you are "German by heritage" when you haven't had any contact with the culture, the language, etc... You are as American as anybody else, the only difference being that your name is Achmed.
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#53 - themurp (09/03/2016) [-]
It may be dumb, but they're proud of their heritage, which is sort of a shitty compliment. Why get angry over a shitty compliment. Is not an insult or anything, it's just dumb.
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#37 - iloveburzum (09/02/2016) [-]
What? Don't be one of those American retards that acts like they know one goddamned fucking thing just because their grandad lived there?
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#23 - kibuza (09/02/2016) [-]
First I was wondering what kind of idiot asks this question then I realized your name.

At least it's accurate.
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#24 - grandautisimo (09/02/2016) [-]
well you shitwit, having german heritage and BEING german by heritage are two very different statements.
but you are probably a pony, because somewhere down the line one of your ancestors got fucked by a horse
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#25 - kibuza (09/02/2016) [-]
Definitely accurate.
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#28 - FearTheToilet (09/02/2016) [-]
Oh man i just realized his name too i put a variation of my last name in my old comment last thing i need is artists spamming my non FJ accounts
#18 - inept (09/01/2016) [-]
I'd pick the one that's furthest to the right or the right wing party most likely to win I would guess AfD , apart from the obvious need; if they don't win at least you're making a statement/protest..
#32 - Well, normaly you don´t **** a 14 year old if you are 21, I g…  [+] (8 replies) 09/01/2016 on yes +1
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#36 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
Well, no, you dont, it just seems like an entirely pointless rule.
#40 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
Or you know, if you are indeed in a romantic relationship, and you both feel you are mature enough to have sex and are comfortable with the age gap, you are expected to not hide the relationship from the parents. And in case that it is indeed a sincere relationship, the parents know their 14 year old son to be responsible and mature, they can give their "blessing" to this relationship, and our authorities deem the parents responsible enough to make the right decision...
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#42 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
My point is, how often will parents actually consent to it? Id imagine most would just tell them to wait if they really loved their older partner. Especially in the case of the child being a girl.
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#46 - shaddyz (09/01/2016) [-]
its not that unlikely if you arent a fucking twat, besides blessings can more subtle, for example leaving you 2 alone in the house etc
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#48 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
Yeah, lets rely on subtlety in matters which could get you throw in jail. If you cant present proof of consent you are more than a little fucked.

Also, though im sure someone is gonna jump in and refute me on this, im gonna assume you dont have any kids.
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#50 - shaddyz (09/01/2016) [-]
you are correct I dont, so im just talking in experience here.
for both my exes i greeted the parents, they knew me and one day when we were ditting in the room together, the to parents say that they were leaving for a while and for us to have fun...
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#56 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
Were either of you a good deal older and the other on the "parental approval" aged? Its one thing for parents to joke about their kid having sex when that same kid is old enough to make their own decisions on that front.

I feel like most adults, fathers in particular, wouldnt be thrilled to have some 20 year old come up and ask if its cool he fucks his 14 year old daughter.
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#57 - shaddyz (09/01/2016) [-]
21/17 was it i think
#5 - I was once in a bar in Salzburg where they had this. But there…  [+] (2 replies) 08/31/2016 on What's it for? +1
#60 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
It's almost like guys haven't quite figured out that chicks really just like dancing, and aren't necessarily there to get hit on.

P.S. There's a difference between hitting on someone and simply dancing with them.
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#28 - lolollo (09/01/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's the reason they lasted maybe a month and a half where I live. You'd drive by the event and it would be a bunch of annoyed looking guys in green shirts standing around and a bunch of drunk chicks wearing red wondering why no guys were dancing with them...
#4 - Age of consent is 16. You can have sex with a 14 year old when…  [+] (20 replies) 08/31/2016 on yes +19
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#25 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
"...and the parents allow it."

What the actual fuck? How is anyone supposed to actually use this then? What kind of 10/10 super star do you have to be to be able to ask some childs parents "ay yo, it cool if I fuck your offspring?", and actually getting a yes?
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#32 - TheGermanGuy (09/01/2016) [-]
Well, normaly you don´t fuck a 14 year old if you are 21, I guess.
How should I know?
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#36 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
Well, no, you dont, it just seems like an entirely pointless rule.
#40 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
Or you know, if you are indeed in a romantic relationship, and you both feel you are mature enough to have sex and are comfortable with the age gap, you are expected to not hide the relationship from the parents. And in case that it is indeed a sincere relationship, the parents know their 14 year old son to be responsible and mature, they can give their "blessing" to this relationship, and our authorities deem the parents responsible enough to make the right decision...
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#42 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
My point is, how often will parents actually consent to it? Id imagine most would just tell them to wait if they really loved their older partner. Especially in the case of the child being a girl.
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#46 - shaddyz (09/01/2016) [-]
its not that unlikely if you arent a fucking twat, besides blessings can more subtle, for example leaving you 2 alone in the house etc
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#48 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
Yeah, lets rely on subtlety in matters which could get you throw in jail. If you cant present proof of consent you are more than a little fucked.

Also, though im sure someone is gonna jump in and refute me on this, im gonna assume you dont have any kids.
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#50 - shaddyz (09/01/2016) [-]
you are correct I dont, so im just talking in experience here.
for both my exes i greeted the parents, they knew me and one day when we were ditting in the room together, the to parents say that they were leaving for a while and for us to have fun...
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#56 - iqequalzero (09/01/2016) [-]
Were either of you a good deal older and the other on the "parental approval" aged? Its one thing for parents to joke about their kid having sex when that same kid is old enough to make their own decisions on that front.

I feel like most adults, fathers in particular, wouldnt be thrilled to have some 20 year old come up and ask if its cool he fucks his 14 year old daughter.
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#57 - shaddyz (09/01/2016) [-]
21/17 was it i think
#7 - anon (08/31/2016) [-]
Well the age of consent is indeed 14 in germany but there are some restrictions.

i am too lazy to translate it, so good luck reading it.
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#24 - blackmageewizardt (09/01/2016) [-]
I will make it translateble for you people:

Red means ABSOLUTLY FORBIDDEN!

Orange means FORBIDDEN, if the older one abuses the missing sexuel determination, or if he pays money, or is being used in a forced situation.

Yellow means FORBIDDEN, if payed money or a forced situation is used.

Green means GO.
#26 - kalaark (09/01/2016) [-]
That very first green block is making me feel uncomfortable...
#28 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
It's a loophole so children don't get charged for sex crimes for doing dumb children things.
#31 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
Yeah, but I could easily imagine a 13 year old trying to take advantage of a younger kid.
#39 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
The thing with the 0-13 years is that here in germany in general children up to 14 are considered "schuldunfähig" i.e. lacking the ability to fully understand the consequences of their actions and thus not to be held responsible. This general assumption can of course be nullified, if the child shows that it did is indeed mature enough to be able to fully understand the consequences of its actions.
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#41 - meltdownlol (09/01/2016) [-]
thats the same here in Australia but ite 10.
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#20 - youraveragenormie (09/01/2016) [-]
I'll simplify it. Just have sex/date within one to two years of your own age 14 and up. 0-13 must date 0-13 year olds.
#6 - anon (08/31/2016) [-]
"Hey mister Strauss, can I screw your daughter?"

I see no problem with this whatsoever.
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#23 - blackmageewizardt (09/01/2016) [-]
to be fair, if you prove to have balls as big and heavy as these, you sould be allowed to screw it.
#11 - Germany has about 82 million citizens and it is working since …  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2016 on Unsu Nifuspodar Mifuggic 0
#27 - bandqueer (08/25/2016) [-]
America has no money, America has fiat money, pretend imaginary money. Most of our debt is owned by other countries just to keep the dollar floating, if those other countries called in their debt tomorrow the dollar would be worthless.
#23 - > not liking short hair on girls  [+] (3 replies) 08/19/2016 on Daily dose of equality +14
#37 - mollike (08/19/2016) [-]
I mostly care about facial features but usually it adds to the appeal
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#32 - meganinja (08/19/2016) [-]
>implying anybody cares about anything but the boobs in that .gif.
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#24 - majomkifli (08/19/2016) [-]
Not. But I like big tits on girls.