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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#61 - I think the argument is askew if im reading this right I belie… 5 hours ago on Sword Waving Contest 0
#968 - Uchihalover  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Ban who? +1
User avatar #978 - ronyx (5 hours ago) [-]
I second this
#58 - depends on what its made of and how it was made. if the core i…  [+] (10 new replies) 5 hours ago on Sword Waving Contest 0
#59 - preacherQ (5 hours ago) [-]
No bro. You are speaking of craftsmanship. That was not the discussion. A well made thin sword is not more durable than a well made greatsword. Toughness being directly proportional to the cross sectional area and all that.
#66 - greyhoundfd (4 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck did you just do with that sword!?

No wonder it fucking broke, you're not fucking using it right. No one in their right mind would ever use a katana to smash against another sword, it would notch, like it did right fucking there. It's designed for quick motions that end a fight quickly, not fancy fencing type bullshit with parries and blocks.
User avatar #77 - preacherQ (3 hours ago) [-]
Meh, it was designed for cutting down unarmored peasants. This was just the only GIF I had for thick sword being tougher than thin. Why, do you have a better one?
#79 - greyhoundfd (3 hours ago) [-]
My bad, I can see what you're talking about now. Yeah, a katana is going to be fucking destroyed if you're trying to break it. A Scimitar? Not so much.
#78 - greyhoundfd (3 hours ago) [-]
No. It's specifically the comparison that is the issue. A thick, heavy sword is not going to be useful against a military that typically wore lighter armor, that can move easily. Light swords like the Katana are designed to be quick. Hell, there are is even a video of a trained swordsman cutting through and redirecting a BB pellet using this kind of sword. I challenge you to do that with your Scimitar or Zweihander.

Japanese military doctrine is obsessed with speed. Whether it's building a sword, a spear, or a Zero Fighter.
#80 - preacherQ (3 hours ago) [-]
Lol. No dude, katana aren't light. They only weighed about 20% less than a classical longsword. (classical, 2 handed medival, not one handed Elder Scrolls impersonator) I meant more that they were curved. Sure, they moved fairly quick because of how they were held/balanced. And you know what a quick, curved weapon is good for? Cutting down unarmored peasants. See if you can find a video of a dude trying to slash through even chainmail with a katana. Its hilarious.

tldr: Shield + armor = TearsofWeeabooBlood
User avatar #82 - preacherQ (2 hours ago) [-]
Also, what? Dude, a scimitar has the advantage of it actually IS a light sword, it could totally cut a BB. Also, being arabic, they were made of much better steel than the katana. Kept a sharper edge and whatnot.
#81 - greyhoundfd (2 hours ago) [-]
That's what I meant. There's really a very, very thin line between unarmored peasant and Ashigaru soldier (peasant soldiers as opposed to the professional samurai). That's what I meant by "lightly armored".

You are correct
User avatar #83 - preacherQ (2 hours ago) [-]
whoops, missed #79, seems we're on the same page, sry dude.
User avatar #61 - TheFixer (5 hours ago) [-]
I think the argument is askew if im reading this right I believe the original guy was talking about one as wide as the one in the picture?
#12 - mandatory breaking bad picture because meth is involved even t…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Aladdin +1
#30 - devout feminist (2 hours ago) [-]
I think this is the only BB thing i have...
#56 - wide swords suck they're for slow hard attacks that are easy to dodge.  [+] (12 new replies) 5 hours ago on Sword Waving Contest 0
User avatar #57 - preacherQ (5 hours ago) [-]
Wide swords are awesome because they DON'T BREAK WHEN YOU HIT STUFF. Armor is like, strong and shit.
User avatar #58 - TheFixer (5 hours ago) [-]
depends on what its made of and how it was made. if the core is hard steel it will break if its more of a softer steel it wont. harder steel on the cutting edge and a softer core yields a better sword that can take some good hits while dishing out good hits.
#59 - preacherQ (5 hours ago) [-]
No bro. You are speaking of craftsmanship. That was not the discussion. A well made thin sword is not more durable than a well made greatsword. Toughness being directly proportional to the cross sectional area and all that.
#66 - greyhoundfd (4 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck did you just do with that sword!?

No wonder it fucking broke, you're not fucking using it right. No one in their right mind would ever use a katana to smash against another sword, it would notch, like it did right fucking there. It's designed for quick motions that end a fight quickly, not fancy fencing type bullshit with parries and blocks.
User avatar #77 - preacherQ (3 hours ago) [-]
Meh, it was designed for cutting down unarmored peasants. This was just the only GIF I had for thick sword being tougher than thin. Why, do you have a better one?
#79 - greyhoundfd (3 hours ago) [-]
My bad, I can see what you're talking about now. Yeah, a katana is going to be fucking destroyed if you're trying to break it. A Scimitar? Not so much.
#78 - greyhoundfd (3 hours ago) [-]
No. It's specifically the comparison that is the issue. A thick, heavy sword is not going to be useful against a military that typically wore lighter armor, that can move easily. Light swords like the Katana are designed to be quick. Hell, there are is even a video of a trained swordsman cutting through and redirecting a BB pellet using this kind of sword. I challenge you to do that with your Scimitar or Zweihander.

Japanese military doctrine is obsessed with speed. Whether it's building a sword, a spear, or a Zero Fighter.
#80 - preacherQ (3 hours ago) [-]
Lol. No dude, katana aren't light. They only weighed about 20% less than a classical longsword. (classical, 2 handed medival, not one handed Elder Scrolls impersonator) I meant more that they were curved. Sure, they moved fairly quick because of how they were held/balanced. And you know what a quick, curved weapon is good for? Cutting down unarmored peasants. See if you can find a video of a dude trying to slash through even chainmail with a katana. Its hilarious.

tldr: Shield + armor = TearsofWeeabooBlood
User avatar #82 - preacherQ (2 hours ago) [-]
Also, what? Dude, a scimitar has the advantage of it actually IS a light sword, it could totally cut a BB. Also, being arabic, they were made of much better steel than the katana. Kept a sharper edge and whatnot.
#81 - greyhoundfd (2 hours ago) [-]
That's what I meant. There's really a very, very thin line between unarmored peasant and Ashigaru soldier (peasant soldiers as opposed to the professional samurai). That's what I meant by "lightly armored".

You are correct
User avatar #83 - preacherQ (2 hours ago) [-]
whoops, missed #79, seems we're on the same page, sry dude.
User avatar #61 - TheFixer (5 hours ago) [-]
I think the argument is askew if im reading this right I believe the original guy was talking about one as wide as the one in the picture?
#74 - Picture 8 hours ago on Like A Majestic Fucking Eagle +1
#158 - I knew the one about the shoelaces thank you justice league unlimited. 8 hours ago on Random Fact comp. 44 0
#425 - truth 07/22/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age 0
#97 - sour skittles 07/20/2014 on Taste the rainbow motherfucker 0
#423 - well the gays all say "hurr hurr I wasn't born this way g…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age 0
User avatar #424 - Whaaaaaaaaa (07/21/2014) [-]
One thing I learned in my many years of life is that no one wants to be equal. They just want what the other guy has, then more demand more later.
User avatar #425 - TheFixer (07/22/2014) [-]
truth
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User avatar #174 - revengeforfreeze (12/16/2013) [-]
du är ett ben ay
User avatar #175 to #174 - TheFixer (12/16/2013) [-]
hmm? i dont understand? is that german?
User avatar #176 to #175 - revengeforfreeze (12/16/2013) [-]
sorry i was drunk
User avatar #177 to #176 - TheFixer (12/16/2013) [-]
lol okay thats fine
User avatar #173 - TheFixer (09/21/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #171 - smilingpyro (05/05/2013) [-]
If I eat you will you cure my drug addiction?
User avatar #172 to #171 - TheFixer (05/05/2013) [-]
no lol
User avatar #170 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #168 - TheFixer (01/15/2013) [-]
Stripe Cooper.
#165 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #166 to #165 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
you cheeky dick waffle. no you can not have them.
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User avatar #161 to #160 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
you have 5 pages of items. why would you need any of mine?
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User avatar #163 to #162 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
right well then in that case ill be keeping my items. so nice of you to ask for them. pip pip cheerio.
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User avatar #150 to #147 - TheFixer (08/28/2012) [-]
we will be lost in the exchange not even the children were spaired
#141 - devout feminist (08/14/2012) [-]
I can't comment anymore on the funnyjunk in a nutshell post because He blocked my IP :(
User avatar #144 to #141 - TheFixer (08/14/2012) [-]
soz what happens now? its been past the 10 minutes
#127 - devout feminist (08/13/2012) [-]
5.5k comments? lol bro get a life
User avatar #128 to #127 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yes, hide behind the anonymous i will never figure out who you are curses foiled again, also 5.5k is nothing ive seen many a profile with over 20k comments.
User avatar #129 to #128 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
currently you are one of 4 people, freight, denbaby, doctorlean (he has a noctorious streak against me) or just some random anon. now i doubt your doctorlean me and him have cut the ties so to speak so that leaves me with 3 suspects freight denbaby and some random. now i was going to initially count out freight but his next post drove up my suspicions on him being the one who posted as an anon on my profile however he seems to be as likley as doctorlean. next we examine denbaby now he has been "offline" for about an hour now that however doesnt mean that he still couldnt be here as an anon, the anon posted 20 minutes ago so why would denbaby linger around for 40minutes just to tell me i have 5.5k comment and not even get that right i have 5.8k. now to the random person i would have no way of knowing unless i was able to catch this anon's ip and then do a search of all ip's until i get a match. thats of course assuming he doesnt use an ip changer.
#132 to #129 - devout feminist (08/13/2012) [-]
found ya again BRO. PREPARE 4 FRIEND REQUESTS!

regards, doclean... umad?
User avatar #134 to #132 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
i love friend requests, i love to wave at them as they pass by
#130 to #129 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
thats not me, and
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#133 to #130 - devout feminist (08/13/2012) [-]
he's a bitch lol.. hes blocking a world class doctor for god's sake!
User avatar #136 to #133 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
the only world class doctor that i know is doctor tran.
User avatar #131 to #130 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
hey this is my profile i can do what ever the fuck i want on it
#135 to #131 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
whatever, hope anything bad that may have started ends here
User avatar #137 to #135 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yeah i hope so too, sorry about the accusations i needed to get him to show his bluff, and i am not even sure he is done bluffing yet he hasnt called me something only doctorlean would call me
User avatar #138 to #137 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
sorry if i was being a jackass
User avatar #140 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
if all goes according to plan i might just get him banned.
User avatar #139 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
oh its fine it all is working in my favor now.
User avatar #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
woot got a fj item gun, now i just need bullet or knife
User avatar #126 to #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
and i got the sandwich and logo
User avatar #108 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what happened did i get rolled to have users roll on my profile?
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User avatar #95 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
**Spectricity rolls 52**
User avatar #94 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 53**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 66**
User avatar #118 to #92 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 78**
User avatar #96 to #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user thecannonman **
#109 to #96 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #112 to #109 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what in the blue berry fuck is going on what game?
#111 to #110 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113 to #111 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
You don't have to delete the comments and block us. Just leave it. It's only fucking rolling
#114 to #113 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #114 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
what is the game that they are playing? i just thought i got rolled to have people roll on my profile, is this a new game?
#116 to #115 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #116 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
oh, thats kinda lame i guess; i mean i dont care if they roll on my profile but it just seems pointless cause there is no end, and there is no winner.
User avatar #119 to #117 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
there's other rules with lives and such. We aren't trying to spam, it's just a game, people don't get that
User avatar #120 to #119 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
well ive deduced that much (the lives thing, if you roll a blocked user that reduces the life count by 1 and if you get a unblocked one that adds a life) i dont care roll all you want until you get to a new profile
#103 to #96 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
FUCK! REROLL!
User avatar #101 to #96 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives now, right?
User avatar #99 to #96 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
blocked
User avatar #102 to #99 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user garymotherfingoak **
#107 to #102 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
SHITPISSDICKASS
User avatar #106 to #102 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user fourtwentt ** dicks
User avatar #121 to #106 - fourtwentt (08/11/2012) [-]
**fourtwentt rolled user Thomaso ** can i play?
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User avatar #91 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 167**
#90 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
pony meat bueno now i can sell this to all the ponyfags/ponyfreaks and get millions my get rich on fj quick scheme is sure to work
User avatar #88 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
8/8/2012 items introduced fj ruined.
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