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#73 - Hmm I guess its possible if the bullet penetrates the shell an…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2016 on 44 Magnum vs Cruise Missile +4
#99 - anon (08/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, I'd think logically there wouldn't be enough kinetic force from an incoming bullet mass to trigger the detonation pin unless it was set real low (which would have to be higher than freefall air pressure).
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#92 - yeoldsnipermissile (08/27/2016) [-]
Nah, AGM-158 JASSM's contain a 1,000 lb WDU/42 Warhead, comprised primarily of Tritonal (TNT + Aluminum). That payload is behind a few feet of carbon-fiber and ceramic fuselage and guidance unit, but before the JP10 fuel. Tritonal is absurdly resistant to impact-related detonation, as it is extremely stable. It is generally ignited via precise and powerful electrical impulses, or another similar (heat range) detonation (say Det Cord or C4), but not the impact of a handgun round.

TL;DR 1 in a Billion chance of a handgun round detonating a cruise missile's payload before it hits the ground. Battlefield is ridiculous.
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#75 - jzwangpk (08/27/2016) [-]
Sure it could be possible. As far as I know, Predator drones are equipped with AGM-114 missiles, AKA Hellfire missiles. Hellfires are typically detonated by pressure (pressure sensor in the tip), or at least the ones that are mounted on Apache helos are (and I don't see why the Predators would use a different variant). So a round impacting smack into the tip could potentially detonate the warhead prematurely.
#87 - oh **** I'm a carnival freak I'm 24 and I've got a retirement plan 08/27/2016 on Modern freaks... 0
#111 - Picture 08/23/2016 on Justice +4
#18 - I prefer widowmaker, tracer, mei, and hana but mercy is on the… 08/23/2016 on Flirting 101 0
#112 - Technically she's obligated to call the cops in the event that… 08/23/2016 on Aksillicci Rabluge Dubrootys +1
#122 - wow twice in one day I just can't believe my luck in getting t… 08/23/2016 on yes ^_^ +6
#24 - MFW I re-read that one about the dad ******* his son's future up 08/23/2016 on The Best of Crixuz +15
#94 - you do know that false rape cases ruin the accused's life righ…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Justice +12
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#123 - fuccthedevil (08/23/2016) [-]
So does false accusation of murder. False accusation is false accusation no matter what the crime. She shouldn't serve a longer sentence just because it "could have potentially ruined his life"

She should have served less time, because the average sentence for lying under oath is 6 months.
#130 - bokbokbok (08/23/2016) [-]
Rape is terrible. lying is terrible. Rape is a more believable claim than murder. If a woman lies and cries rape and the suppose offender's name gets out there, their life is pretty fucked immediately. No matter how innocent the guy may be, political correctness has gone overboard and the system is "guilty until proven innocent" which is wrong. Source: my roommate was accused of rape by a girl who got mad at him for having an argument. Nothing remotely physical occurred and he never had sex with her. My roommate was 6' 4" and 180 lbs and he lost 20 lbs because of how stressed he was of anyone finding out about this girl's lie and believing it and spreading a false attack on him before any university or police action was ever taken.
#133 - bokbokbok (08/23/2016) [-]
My roommate is an honorable guy who cares for his reputation, was looking for a job and trying to complete his last year of school. If the university or police didn't fully investigate the girl's claims, they could at any time come and potentially take him to jail and ruin his future. Calling him a pussy for fearing authorities who were much more likely to listen to her inconsistent story and her age which was a few years below ours is an ignorant statement. He is not a pussy and clearly you are not very knowledgeable about how situations like this look to the eye of the average observer who has no knowledge but they have heard one word, rape.
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#131 - fuccthedevil (08/23/2016) [-]
Sounds like your friend is a pussy.

Also this situation has nothing to do with political correctness. I'm beginning to think that DT fanboys don't even know what that phrase means.
#134 - bokbokbok (08/23/2016) [-]
My roommate is an honorable guy who cares for his reputation, was looking for a job and trying to complete his last year of school. If the university or police didn't fully investigate the girl's claims, they could at any time come and potentially take him to jail and ruin his future. Calling him a pussy for fearing authorities who were much more likely to listen to her inconsistent story and her age which was a few years below ours is an ignorant statement. He is not a pussy and clearly you are not very knowledgeable about how situations like this look to the eye of the average observer who has no knowledge but they have heard one word, rape.
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#135 - fuccthedevil (08/23/2016) [-]
"Honorable"
White Knight found.

Listen my dude. Regardless, lying in court/to the police is the crime, not what she was lying about. It sucks. Really, I truly feel bad for your friend. The thing is, the police take rape accusations about as seriously as they would take a mother coming to them saying someone stole their child's candy. It's why rape still happens. The police do nothing about it.

Employers will have no knowledge of the situation unless he was actually arrested for it.
#99 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
Rape should be legal. There's nothing wrong with it
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#124 - ihateeveryhing (08/23/2016) [-]
Bait or opinion, nobody can tell anymore in this place.
#119 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
Remove the ability to claim RAPE and women will have nothing to say. That is how much the abuse the trust of men all the time.

I say that we should remove women to breeder cow status and lobotomize them all.
Women are nation destroyers whom contribute almost nothing except babies. And even now they are massively failing even in their most basic biological duties.

Men must be freed from the backstabber bitches forever.
#111 - TheFixer (08/23/2016) [-]
#104 - morebrains (08/23/2016) [-]
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#92 - Picture 08/23/2016 on Eichensouls +1
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on Eichensouls +3
#92 - TheFixer (08/23/2016) [-]
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