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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:1/28/2015
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Content Ranking:#5657
Comment Ranking:#2541
Highest Content Rank:#3105
Highest Comment Rank:#545
Content Thumbs: 6626 total,  8184 ,  1558
Comment Thumbs: 16683 total,  24100 ,  7417
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 165 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 166 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 1.9% (19/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Content Views:303868
Times Content Favorited:568 times
Total Comments Made:10872
FJ Points:7125

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#23 - Picture 1 hour ago on EE&E repost +2
#111 - hmm neat. love can drive you insane. 1 hour ago on Ima Stay Inside +1
#40 - i have yet to hear an American use semi and not refer to a tra… 1 hour ago on Emma watson 0
#37 - either he is really deep or he is jaden smiths future 20 hours ago on Black Twitter Compilation #14 +4
#17 - but you can tell race by the way someone talks.  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on That level of optimism +3
User avatar #28 - meganinja (15 hours ago) [-]
Iggy Azalea
User avatar #25 - hybredmoon (16 hours ago) [-]
If you've been blind from birth you wouldn't know anything about race. All you'd know is that some people talk differently than others. If you are able to be prejudiced against a speech pattern you are a dedicated hateful mother fucker.
User avatar #30 - jokexplain (15 hours ago) [-]
>All the people I hate look like niggers
>All the people I hate sound like niggers

looks like equality to me. Stop being ableist.
User avatar #48 - hybredmoon (5 hours ago) [-]
Yea, no.
#37 - Picture 20 hours ago on DJ ADMIN'S PARTY 0
#31 - is it sad that the first time I saw the lord of the rings tril… 20 hours ago on /tv/ discusses LotR 0
#21 - now track down the missing flights. starting with Amelia. 20 hours ago on Airline flight paths +2
#24 - its the English version of the Americanized word chub. not ful…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Emma watson 0
User avatar #34 - slapchoppin (17 hours ago) [-]
i wasn't aware that americans didn't say semi

in Canada we say semi, chub and semi-chub
User avatar #40 - TheFixer (1 hour ago) [-]
i have yet to hear an American use semi and not refer to a tractor trailer. or a semi auto gun. we say chub and possibly semi chub
User avatar #37 - axeul (14 hours ago) [-]
I've heard it in America, it's not rare to hear it
#49 - im gonna use the cola one so much when I have kids 21 hours ago on Your stupid kid can't... 0
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User avatar #179 - satanisrealgod (11/07/2014) [-]
u r su kewl
User avatar #174 - revengeforfreeze (12/16/2013) [-]
du är ett ben ay
User avatar #175 to #174 - TheFixer (12/16/2013) [-]
hmm? i dont understand? is that german?
User avatar #176 to #175 - revengeforfreeze (12/16/2013) [-]
sorry i was drunk
User avatar #177 to #176 - TheFixer (12/16/2013) [-]
lol okay thats fine
User avatar #173 - TheFixer (09/21/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #171 - smilingpyro (05/05/2013) [-]
If I eat you will you cure my drug addiction?
User avatar #172 to #171 - TheFixer (05/05/2013) [-]
no lol
User avatar #170 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #168 - TheFixer (01/15/2013) [-]
Stripe Cooper.
#165 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #166 to #165 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
you cheeky dick waffle. no you can not have them.
#160 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #161 to #160 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
you have 5 pages of items. why would you need any of mine?
#162 to #161 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 to #162 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
right well then in that case ill be keeping my items. so nice of you to ask for them. pip pip cheerio.
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User avatar #150 to #147 - TheFixer (08/28/2012) [-]
we will be lost in the exchange not even the children were spaired
#141 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
I can't comment anymore on the funnyjunk in a nutshell post because He blocked my IP :(
User avatar #144 to #141 - TheFixer (08/14/2012) [-]
soz what happens now? its been past the 10 minutes
#127 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
5.5k comments? lol bro get a life
User avatar #128 to #127 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yes, hide behind the anonymous i will never figure out who you are curses foiled again, also 5.5k is nothing ive seen many a profile with over 20k comments.
User avatar #129 to #128 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
currently you are one of 4 people, freight, denbaby, doctorlean (he has a noctorious streak against me) or just some random anon. now i doubt your doctorlean me and him have cut the ties so to speak so that leaves me with 3 suspects freight denbaby and some random. now i was going to initially count out freight but his next post drove up my suspicions on him being the one who posted as an anon on my profile however he seems to be as likley as doctorlean. next we examine denbaby now he has been "offline" for about an hour now that however doesnt mean that he still couldnt be here as an anon, the anon posted 20 minutes ago so why would denbaby linger around for 40minutes just to tell me i have 5.5k comment and not even get that right i have 5.8k. now to the random person i would have no way of knowing unless i was able to catch this anon's ip and then do a search of all ip's until i get a match. thats of course assuming he doesnt use an ip changer.
#132 to #129 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]

regards, doclean... umad?
User avatar #134 to #132 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
i love friend requests, i love to wave at them as they pass by
#130 to #129 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
thats not me, and
#133 to #130 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
he's a bitch lol.. hes blocking a world class doctor for god's sake!
User avatar #136 to #133 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
the only world class doctor that i know is doctor tran.
User avatar #131 to #130 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
hey this is my profile i can do what ever the **** i want on it
#135 to #131 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
whatever, hope anything bad that may have started ends here
User avatar #137 to #135 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yeah i hope so too, sorry about the accusations i needed to get him to show his bluff, and i am not even sure he is done bluffing yet he hasnt called me something only doctorlean would call me
User avatar #138 to #137 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
sorry if i was being a jackass
User avatar #140 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
if all goes according to plan i might just get him banned.
User avatar #139 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
oh its fine it all is working in my favor now.
User avatar #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
woot got a fj item gun, now i just need bullet or knife
User avatar #126 to #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
and i got the sandwich and logo
User avatar #108 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what happened did i get rolled to have users roll on my profile?
#97 - lucalucone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
**Spectricity rolls 52**
User avatar #94 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 53**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 66**
User avatar #118 to #92 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 78**
User avatar #96 to #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user thecannonman **
#109 to #96 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #112 to #109 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what in the blue berry **** is going on what game?
#111 to #110 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113 to #111 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
You don't have to delete the comments and block us. Just leave it. It's only ******* rolling
#114 to #113 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #114 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
what is the game that they are playing? i just thought i got rolled to have people roll on my profile, is this a new game?
#116 to #115 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #116 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
oh, thats kinda lame i guess; i mean i dont care if they roll on my profile but it just seems pointless cause there is no end, and there is no winner.
User avatar #119 to #117 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
there's other rules with lives and such. We aren't trying to spam, it's just a game, people don't get that
User avatar #120 to #119 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
well ive deduced that much (the lives thing, if you roll a blocked user that reduces the life count by 1 and if you get a unblocked one that adds a life) i dont care roll all you want until you get to a new profile
User avatar #101 to #96 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives now, right?
User avatar #99 to #96 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #102 to #99 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user garymotherfingoak **
User avatar #106 to #102 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user fourtwentt ** dicks
User avatar #121 to #106 - fourtwentt ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
**fourtwentt rolled user Thomaso ** can i play?
#105 to #102 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#98 to #96 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #91 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 167**
#90 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
pony meat bueno now i can sell this to all the ponyfags/ponyfreaks and get millions my get rich on fj quick scheme is sure to work
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