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TheExile

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: XBox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, CoD, Elder Scrolls, MineCraft, WoW,
X-box Gamertag: The_Exilez
Date Signed Up:1/06/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Hill AFB
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21061
Highest Content Rank:#216
Highest Comment Rank:#4133
Content Thumbs: 19692 total,  21307 ,  1615
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Content Level Progress: 1.5% (15/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:15
Content Views:649520
Times Content Favorited:1413 times
Total Comments Made:2540
FJ Points:18045
Favorite Tags: lol (3) | Dog (2) | funny (2)
A1C in USAF, like to hang out with other people and have fun. Enjoy watching movies, browsing FJ, and occasionally hitting up the items board. Recently did an item giveaway, dropping from top 100 on the board to nearly 2000.

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latest user's comments

#51 - Hey! I just wanted to point out that we live very close to ea… 02/15/2015 on rawryrawr's profile 0
#2909 - Meh, condescending or aggressive replies are just **** … 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey +1
#2895 - I read your username and saw the pic you posted, then for half…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey +1
User avatar #2900 - sabukonoerika (02/07/2015) [-]
Thank you! I didn't expect to get any comments, much less encouraging ones.
I'm trying hard, my girlfriend is sick of my self pity too, so I have no choice.
User avatar #2909 - TheExile (02/07/2015) [-]
Meh, condescending or aggressive replies are just shit. If you get one, ignore it. Doesn't matter if they're harping on your insecurities or whatever. If someone is such a tool that they have to give a bad reply, just remember they're just as insecure as you and trying to hide it by picking on others.

I understand the self pity part, when I was younger my wife was the one who told me to knock that shit off and grow up. That method may not work or everyone, but it did for me. It takes time, so don't get too upset if you ever blank or have a moment where you become insecure again! It's bound to happen. Just try to move past it, then when you're better try to look back and learn from the whole situation!
#2881 - Basic Statistics: Age: 21 Nationality: American Gend… 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey 0
#1364 - Feeling down and out so reading super angsty fanfics and liste… 02/04/2015 on What are you doing today? +1
#159 - Is it intentional to make it where we can't favorite **… 02/02/2015 on View old NSFW content +1
#358 - Open leg surgery in about 48 hours. Say something to help pre…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Saturday Euro Thread 0
User avatar #1008 - freedomreturns (01/17/2015) [-]
You've got this man, you have leg of man.
User avatar #382 - Elk (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm not a moderator, but good luck. We're rooting for you, buddy.
#22 - I've seen the ball thrown back in at multiple games, but to ta… 01/17/2015 on Fuck your team +1
#20 - No problem. 01/17/2015 on Fuck your team 0
#6 - Was not in play at all.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Fuck your team +3
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (01/17/2015) [-]
thanks man thats the onlly resion I posted this
User avatar #20 - TheExile (01/17/2015) [-]
No problem.

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User avatar #268 to #267 - TheExile (06/21/2014) [-]
Only if I can be on top.
User avatar #269 to #268 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
soundofwinter is always on top
User avatar #253 - betta (08/05/2013) [-]
Dude, I really hope you're on right now, cause I'm ******* terrified!

I really need someone to help calm me down.
User avatar #254 to #253 - TheExile (08/06/2013) [-]
Hey man I was gone for awhile. You okay?
User avatar #255 to #254 - betta (08/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm alright now :T It was solved, so I'll be fine (:
User avatar #256 to #255 - TheExile (08/06/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad to hear it. Sorry I wasn't here bro!
User avatar #257 to #256 - betta (08/06/2013) [-]
It's fine, I just saw you online so I thought you could help. It actually resolved itself a lot easier than I expected, soo...

Anyways, how've you been?
User avatar #258 to #257 - TheExile (08/06/2013) [-]
Pretty good. Sorry, had to pick up someone from work.
User avatar #259 to #258 - betta (08/07/2013) [-]
lol. dude it's cool C:

Still recovering from your surgery stuff?
User avatar #260 to #259 - TheExile (08/07/2013) [-]
Yup. Physical therapy right now. Will be for about 8 more months
User avatar #261 to #260 - betta (08/07/2013) [-]
Oh man, that sucks... Must put a damper on your sex life huh x)

Nahh, but seriously, sounds like hell. Is it?
User avatar #262 to #261 - TheExile (08/07/2013) [-]
It's not too bad. Hurts sometimes, otherwise it's like a light workout. No, it doesn't really affect my sex life much
User avatar #263 to #262 - betta (08/07/2013) [-]
Well I hope it gets better sooner than expected (:

Have I ever asked you what kind of music you listen to?
User avatar #264 to #263 - TheExile (08/07/2013) [-]
I am ahead of schedule for physical therapy, so hopefully it's over soon. I listen to most kinds of music, lately I've been listening to a lot of Hopsin though.
User avatar #265 to #264 - betta (08/07/2013) [-]
Hopsin is pretty awesome, but I have to say that I'm disappointed in Ill mind 6 :Y But Ill mind 5 was probably his best IMO. What songs of his do you think are good?
User avatar #266 to #265 - TheExile (08/07/2013) [-]
I haven't even heard IM6. Umm. I really like I Can't Decide, I'm Not Introducing You, Cyber Sex, Nocturnal Rainbows. Those are just a couple.
User avatar #192 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
Ey. I saw one of your comments in **** . Just thought I'd stop by to say that.
User avatar #213 to #192 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Met limit on replies. Anyway, was bored and saw some FJ posts, so felt like checking it out.
User avatar #247 to #213 - betta (06/16/2013) [-]
Hey dude. First off I'd like to say that I hope the surgery went well.

Secondly, since seratyo isn't replying to me, I'd like to tell you that I think I have type 5 cancer now...
User avatar #248 to #247 - TheExile (06/16/2013) [-]
Wow man, sucks. And surgery went alright, but not as planned... turns out my PCL and meniscus were torn as well. Had to replace most of the ligaments in my knee.
User avatar #249 to #248 - betta (06/16/2013) [-]
Oh **** ... That really sucks then T: I do hope you heal quickly from that though C:

And this is where I got the cancer from...

www.memecenter.com/fun/1653207/problems-with-e3
User avatar #250 to #249 - TheExile (06/16/2013) [-]
Lol... omg. Can't believe PS4 is outselling XB1 by 18-1 though. That's insane.
User avatar #251 to #250 - betta (06/16/2013) [-]
lol, yeah. Xbox really ****** up, and are still ******* up even harder.

They're the lindsay lohan of gaming.
#252 to #251 - TheExile (06/16/2013) [-]
I laughed harder that I should have at that.  Touche, sir.
I laughed harder that I should have at that. Touche, sir.
User avatar #214 to #213 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Ah. That's kinda how I got into comic making. It just seemed like a lot of fun, so I decided to make them as well C:

You ever see any anime?
User avatar #215 to #214 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but mostly mainstream stuff. Trigun, Bleach, Naruto, InuYasha, etc.
User avatar #216 to #215 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen Deadman Wonderland?
User avatar #217 to #216 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Nope, not even a little.
User avatar #218 to #217 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Aww, damn. That... Is just such a great anime...

If you torrent things, then you should try to find the torrent for it. It's one of my favorite anime's ever, and it's only 14 or so episodes :I

User avatar #219 to #218 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Oh, nice. I'll look into it sometime after I finish Psych.
User avatar #220 to #219 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Cool c:

Just a random question for you. I ask it to a lot of people.

What's your favorite candy?
User avatar #221 to #220 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Your mom.

No, really, I'd probably say Reeses' Cups. Fo sho.
User avatar #224 to #221 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
I ******* love candy...
User avatar #222 to #221 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Sheeeeit!

Those things are awesome! **** yeah! HIGH FIVE!
#223 to #222 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
This is all I have.  Too lazy to look up anything better.
This is all I have. Too lazy to look up anything better.
User avatar #225 to #223 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Well I have to go for now.

Talk to you some other time (:
User avatar #226 to #225 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Yup. Peace man.
User avatar #229 to #226 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
Hey.

How are you today?
User avatar #230 to #229 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
Good hbu?
User avatar #231 to #230 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
Ehh, I'm alright. Just really bored and stuff.

How'd your surgery go?
User avatar #232 to #231 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
It's Thursday. Ready for it to be over with already.
User avatar #233 to #232 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
What does it look like? Did you have it already?
User avatar #234 to #233 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
What do you mean, what does it look like? And surgery is thursday lol. As in two days from now.
User avatar #235 to #234 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh **** ... I thought that today was thursday...

I just went full potato...
#193 to #192 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
And what were YOU doing in **** ? Hmmmmm?
User avatar #194 to #193 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
Looking for you.

What were you doing in **** ?
User avatar #236 to #194 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
Lol not a problem man. I was just very confused as well XD. Btw, we hit comment reply limit. Again.
User avatar #237 to #236 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
Well isn't that just a ******* shame...

They should bump up that reply limit on profile posts.
User avatar #238 to #237 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
Yup. But I understand the limit. So you getting the PS4?
User avatar #239 to #238 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
Mmmmaybe... I was thinking it was that or:

1.) I buy a wii u

2.) Microsoft gets their **** together.

3.) I save my money for 3DS games to come.
User avatar #240 to #239 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. I want PS4 for Destiny, Second Son, FFXV, KH3, and 1886. Those are the titles I'll be watching. Might check out D3 as well
User avatar #241 to #240 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
You should get the wii u for the new super smash bros.
User avatar #242 to #241 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
Eh. It was cool, but not enough for me to buy a new console.
User avatar #243 to #242 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
You can't say that you don't wanna play as a wii fit trainer in a fighting game.

That's just bad-ass.
User avatar #244 to #243 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
I might have had a sarcastic rebuttle if I had a clue what you just said. >.>
User avatar #245 to #244 - betta (06/12/2013) [-]
The wii fit trainer.

Fron the game: Wii fit.

Is a character in the new game.

You can fight as her.

And that's awesome.
User avatar #246 to #245 - TheExile (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh. Man, Wii Fit was alright. Just not that into it. I mostly dwell on RPG's and whatnot.
#195 to #194 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
Need you ask?
Need you ask?
User avatar #196 to #195 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
Hue
User avatar #197 to #196 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
So how ya been man?
User avatar #198 to #197 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
I've been better. Getting kinda sick, but ehh, it happens. And you?
User avatar #199 to #198 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, I suppose. Getting surgery to reconstruct my ACL next week.
User avatar #200 to #199 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
Ooh, what happened? T:
User avatar #201 to #200 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
Oh, I tore it mountain biking last year. We tried to just strengthen it with Physical Therapy, but it's still too weak, so we're gonna go ahead with surgery.
User avatar #202 to #201 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
Well it's good that it's going to be better soon then (:

You ever go to newgrounds?
User avatar #203 to #202 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
Nope. Never even heard of it.
User avatar #204 to #203 - betta (06/03/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You should check it out. It's basically like funnyjunk, but with more stuff and of better quality.
User avatar #205 to #204 - TheExile (06/03/2013) [-]
Hmm. Seems interesting.
User avatar #206 to #205 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #207 to #206 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Sup
User avatar #208 to #207 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Not too much today. Just got back from TKD. And you?
User avatar #209 to #208 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Not much. Just got back from Physical Therapy. Watching Psych.
User avatar #210 to #209 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
I've never seen that. Is it good? I've been meaning to, because one of my friends talks about it all of the time, soo...
User avatar #211 to #210 - TheExile (06/05/2013) [-]
Yup, lol. Only on the second episode XD
User avatar #212 to #211 - betta (06/05/2013) [-]
Oh, lol xD

Why'd you start watching it?
User avatar #188 - LmaoMaster (04/17/2013) [-]
When are you gunna post those?
User avatar #189 to #188 - TheExile (04/19/2013) [-]
Would you rather me post them all at once in separate posts on **** ? Cause I'm not about to spend the time to merge them all into one picture lol. Or I could just post a link to my motherless account which has my full folder. Also some Chloe Lamb videos if you ever wanted to find those.
User avatar #190 to #189 - LmaoMaster (04/19/2013) [-]
Hey, whatever works best for you. And yes, the Chloe lamb videos would be awesome
User avatar #191 to #190 - TheExile (04/19/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link <--- My picture gallery

You need to login to view this link <--- My recent uploads (where the vids are)

You need to login to view this link <--- This person has an amazing gallery of the hottest black girl I've ever seen (few pictures of her kissing a white girl as well), and some other galleries of black girls. If you find more of this girl, or some other black girl who looks great, let me know :)
#187 - thexiled (04/07/2013) [-]
***** , you posted that in the wrong section, you gonna get banned!
User avatar #181 - Wadrob (02/08/2013) [-]
Thank you, I already have one though. I just want to know when you promised me it, I don't quite remember.

Once I see your right I'll accept it
:)
User avatar #182 to #181 - TheExile (02/08/2013) [-]
Just look down. I promised to give it to you, but then gave it to someone for god gems to open my jewel chests before I quit real fast. I am now correcting that. ^.^
User avatar #183 to #182 - Wadrob (02/08/2013) [-]
Wow, Thank you!
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User avatar #174 to #173 - TheExile (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks man. Sorry didn't reply faster, just woke up. Feelin sick, was makin food. Thanks for the help!! It was plenty. More than I ever expected. ^.^ Hopefully I can get my old rank back... top 100, here I come.
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User avatar #176 to #175 - TheExile (12/08/2012) [-]
Aw man. What happened to your god gem?
#177 to #176 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #178 to #177 - TheExile (12/08/2012) [-]
Awww. Should've kept it. Save up three then opened all your moldies
#179 to #178 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #180 to #179 - TheExile (12/08/2012) [-]
Moldy Chest/Modly Key
User avatar #171 - Wadrob (12/08/2012) [-]
ILL BUY THEM PLOX
User avatar #172 to #171 - TheExile (12/08/2012) [-]
lol offer. And hello again.
User avatar #166 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
how do you still have 39m points worth of items lol, you barely have any items left :P
User avatar #169 to #168 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
yu want sum fuk?
User avatar #167 to #166 - TheExile (12/02/2012) [-]
Because i'm a ****** beast. Don't question things.
#164 - prestonjohns (12/02/2012) [-]
b
#170 to #165 - prestonjohns (12/02/2012) [-]
i was gonna ask for stuff, but then remembered i don't know you lol.
User avatar #161 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
woooo thanks, i love you! :D
User avatar #160 - Wadrob (12/01/2012) [-]
Who took the phoenix?

:( I thought you were sending the trades
User avatar #162 to #160 - TheExile (12/01/2012) [-]
it was demanded for the god gems. sorry
User avatar #163 to #162 - Wadrob (12/01/2012) [-]
ahh

I see
User avatar #159 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
when your stuff is down to junky stuff that people don't want, could i have it for unique count?
i only have 169 uniques and it's a pain in the ass trying to figure out every little item and making trades for them
User avatar #158 - beyondcreation (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks man. :) One step closer to completing an orange pony :P
User avatar #157 - Wadrob (12/01/2012) [-]
Are your chests done?

If so can I have the Glowing Phoenix?
User avatar #154 - Sandisky (12/01/2012) [-]
nice.jpg

you are an cool guy
User avatar #156 to #154 - TheExile (12/01/2012) [-]
^.^
User avatar #153 - vaulttec ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Can I have steel hammers
User avatar #155 to #153 - TheExile (12/01/2012) [-]
take all
User avatar #151 - givingtree (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tickets :)
User avatar #152 to #151 - TheExile (12/01/2012) [-]
^.^
User avatar #148 - khl (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot man
User avatar #150 to #148 - TheExile (12/01/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #146 - hillko (12/01/2012) [-]
thx bby <3
User avatar #149 to #146 - TheExile (12/01/2012) [-]
Welcome <3
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