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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:9/27/2013
Location:Bend over and Ill show you
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Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. i'm josh, AKA TheBagelMonster, AKA Joshoraptor, and I would love to be your friend.

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    Stupid Evolution Stupid Evolution
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    Gary Oak Disproved Gary Oak Disproved
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    Orca I choose you Orca I choose you
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    Halo Y U No Halo Y U No
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    Baby dolphin meets baby penguin Baby dolphin meets baby penguin
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    Damn Birds Damn Birds
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    What a cheater What a cheater
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    Suddenly, Bears Suddenly, Bears
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    IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!

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#10 - I'll just leave this here 01/13/2013 on Oh my +13
#184 - A baby dolphin (same one as in this post) meeting a baby penguin 12/18/2012 on Cute animals +2
#1 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on The sims real version +1
#25 - 2spooky  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on i jumped +5
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#38 - When I lived in vermont there was 5 feet of snow the day my si… 12/14/2012 on Canadian Morning -1
#126 - I don't know about you guys, but from now on I will only refer…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on U srs? +63
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#38 - I'm not sure how I feel about this 12/12/2012 on everytime.. 0
#60 - meh 12/12/2012 on PARKOOOOOUUUUUUUUR! +2
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#95 - saladtongsofdeath (12/12/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #204 at Glasses ** i did that once when i thought no one was around.... turns out class let out and half the school was let out....... the shame
User avatar #52 - toosexyforyou (12/12/2012) [-]
were they hot?
User avatar #60 - TheBagelMonster (12/12/2012) [-]
meh
#27 - conagheraxe (12/12/2012) [-]
#423 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2012 on This channel +3
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User avatar #72 - TheBagelMonster (03/27/2012) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 1,665**
User avatar #69 - stephanieeff (08/01/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 66**
User avatar #51 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 04** Dubs and you post more nudes in ****
User avatar #52 to #51 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 58** Dubs and you post more nudes in ****
User avatar #53 to #52 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 46** No you
User avatar #54 to #53 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 27** No you
User avatar #55 to #54 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 65** You
User avatar #56 to #55 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 34** you
User avatar #57 to #56 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 78** Nope
User avatar #58 to #57 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 76** yep
User avatar #59 to #58 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 95** Nope
User avatar #60 to #59 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 38** I got this
User avatar #61 to #60 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 48** no you don't lol
User avatar #62 to #61 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 46** LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINNNS
User avatar #63 to #62 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 19**
Wait, so the rules are whoever gets dubs first doesn't have to post their nudes in **** ? Same as last time?
User avatar #64 to #63 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 19** yeah and our other one lol
User avatar #65 to #64 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 700,139,571** Okay. ;3
User avatar #66 to #65 - stephanieeff (07/26/2011) [-]
Dubs. they count.
User avatar #67 to #66 - TheBagelMonster (07/26/2011) [-]
forget you...
#50 - stephanieeff (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay last one for now.
#35 - stephanieeff (07/25/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 34** Couldn't reply.
#36 to #35 - TheBagelMonster (07/25/2011) [-]
**TheBagelMonster rolls 75** I got this one
#37 to #36 - stephanieeff (07/25/2011) [-]
**stephanieeff rolls 44**
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheBagelMonster (07/25/2011) [-]
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
#68 to #39 - panzers (07/27/2011) [-]
**panzers rolls 93**
User avatar #28 - stephanieeff (07/08/2011) [-]
Couldn't reply lol.
Are you winning?
User avatar #29 to #28 - TheBagelMonster (07/08/2011) [-]
mostly lol, people on this don't know how to play all that well, I'm not even that good
User avatar #30 to #29 - stephanieeff (07/08/2011) [-]
If I knew how to play I'd challenge you.
But I don't.
User avatar #31 to #30 - TheBagelMonster (07/08/2011) [-]
it's not that hard, and to be honest I'm not even that good at it
User avatar #32 to #31 - stephanieeff (07/08/2011) [-]
Well I don't have Facebook either lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - TheBagelMonster (07/08/2011) [-]
haha that could be a problem, well I gots to goes, talk to you later
User avatar #34 to #33 - stephanieeff (07/08/2011) [-]
Haha yeah, forgot that.
Byee ttyl.
User avatar #7 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
(Couldn't reply on my profile anymore).
I think he'll figure it out, I'm talking to him lol
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
lol you'll be fine
User avatar #9 to #8 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Yeeeeah. I think I'm okay.
So how was Six Flags?
User avatar #10 to #9 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
awesome, I was gonna take my shirt off again but it was a little too tight
User avatar #11 to #10 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Haha that sucks.
How was that 95 degree ride?
User avatar #12 to #11 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
I didn't ride it, we got a flash pass so we could wait in line for like two minutes, but it didn't include that ride
User avatar #13 to #12 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
That sucks. I love the looks I get when people have been waiting in line for an hour in the heat and me and my friends just walk to the flash pass line and get on in like a minute xD
User avatar #14 to #13 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
yeah, my friend kept saying "I feel like a prick" I'm like dude, we payed more we can do whatever the **** we want
User avatar #15 to #14 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Oh that's true. Cheap bastards. Their problem.
User avatar #16 to #15 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
seriously, I felt like a boss when I waltzed past an hour long line
User avatar #17 to #16 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Lol I feel like a douche.
I give them sympathetic looks as I cut them in line.
User avatar #18 to #17 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
I try not to make eye contact, but sometimes I'll strut past them like a pimp to make them angry
User avatar #19 to #18 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Haha asshole.
I'm so ******* tired, but I don't want to sleep.
So what's up?
User avatar #20 to #19 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
lol I went to bed at seven this morning and woke up at four, it was awesome. and I'm trying to find out if I can go to six flags again tomorrow
User avatar #21 to #20 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Damn lol. My friend fell asleep cuddling with my leg. I kicked her so she'd let go.
Lol good luck with that, it's expensive.
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheBagelMonster (07/07/2011) [-]
I'll probably get a season pass, lol if I found my friend cuddling my leg I'd punch him in the nose
User avatar #23 to #22 - stephanieeff (07/07/2011) [-]
Good point.
Yeah last night we had some Blue Goo weed. My best high ever...
The tent we decided to set up fell down behind me and we were all sitting, I thought a dog ran into the tent or something, screamed and ran to the other side of the tent.
#24 to #23 - TheBagelMonster (07/08/2011) [-]
lol I'm not much of a smoker but that sounds awesome
User avatar #25 to #24 - stephanieeff (07/08/2011) [-]
Oh god it was great...
I couldn't stop laughing for like 3 hours and we had bought so many snacks.
Then I passed out in the tent until morning.
User avatar #26 to #25 - TheBagelMonster (07/08/2011) [-]
lol I can't smoke cause my dad's gonna get a job as a foster parent, so I have to take a drug test, and If I mess up him getting hos job he would literally kill me
User avatar #27 to #26 - stephanieeff (07/08/2011) [-]
Damn that sucks. How long does weed stay in your system?
And that's awesome, I wish my dad cared about people.
User avatar #1 - airguitar (10/18/2010) [-]
First!! :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - TheBagelMonster (10/18/2010) [-]
Better you than some anon I suppose.
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