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#12 - I needed this today 11/29/2014 on Viking ISIS +1
#433 - I can see how that makes sense. Assuming Wilson's back was fac…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on The tides have turned 0
User avatar #439 - MikedelScorcho (11/27/2014) [-]
Im not sure that he got totally inside the housing, I just read in testimony that he was trying to get control of the weapon that way
You do have a valid point that a lot of people here aren't noticing about the source of the article. I tend to mistrust any website, be it right or left, that so obviously aligns itself with a political ideology. In my experience they only recycle information that supports their worldview and discard the rest as lies. In this case, however, I think the article is fine until the last few paragraphs, where the writer's obvious bias shows (you can't see them in this post). Im happy with the article overall since he or she linked to the autopsy so that people could check for themselves. I just hope people follow up on these sources of information, people not fact-checking and making assumptions are a huge part of why the dialogue on this tragic incident is so fucked up.
#416 - Okay, so, having done some research, and having reviewed both …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on The tides have turned +4
User avatar #427 - MikedelScorcho (11/27/2014) [-]
The fact that the bullet went up his thumb supports Wilson's testimony that Brown was trying to grab the gun
Imagine a gun pointed at you. If you make a motion with your right hand so that the top of your palm is over the slide/barrel area of the gun, as Wilson says it was when Brown tried to grab it, then your thumb, as you can see or imagine, is pointed towards you. He was trying to get his finger into the trigger housing as well, so the gun was probably not totally in Wilson's control, so if it was jostled around it is completely feasible that one of the two rounds that were discharged hit his thumb at the reported angle.
I don't know exactly what kind of pistol Wilson was using, only that it was a .40cal, 13-round capacity Sig Sauer. I have a pistol of that exact variety (whether or not it's the same model, I don't know) and Ill tell you that it is not a very long weapon, which I think supports how Brown, who, being very large and with large hands, got his hand all the way around the gun and still had his thumb in front of the barrel.
User avatar #433 - TheAssassin (11/27/2014) [-]
I can see how that makes sense. Assuming Wilson's back was facing/on his vehicle, and his weapon was pointed at Brown, it's entirely logical to think that Brown's hand would have come downward on the pistol to push the barrel down or to the side, away from him. Or to snatch the gun, we can't presume his intentions as he didn't get very far. I can't say that I agree his finger could have been in the trigger loop though, not if his palm was on top of the barrel. Even with a closed fist around the gun, only the upside down tip of his finger, with no chance for lateral movement [read: control of the trigger], would have been able to reach the loop, regardless of the pistol's small frame. You do bring up a valid point though.
User avatar #439 - MikedelScorcho (11/27/2014) [-]
Im not sure that he got totally inside the housing, I just read in testimony that he was trying to get control of the weapon that way
You do have a valid point that a lot of people here aren't noticing about the source of the article. I tend to mistrust any website, be it right or left, that so obviously aligns itself with a political ideology. In my experience they only recycle information that supports their worldview and discard the rest as lies. In this case, however, I think the article is fine until the last few paragraphs, where the writer's obvious bias shows (you can't see them in this post). Im happy with the article overall since he or she linked to the autopsy so that people could check for themselves. I just hope people follow up on these sources of information, people not fact-checking and making assumptions are a huge part of why the dialogue on this tragic incident is so fucked up.
#9 - Look at all these angry white people in the comments! 11/26/2014 on Fergy and the game +1
#58 - The way he put "murder", in quotation marks, like th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on My favorite Twitter account -2
User avatar #272 - heartlessrobot (11/27/2014) [-]
Self defense is not murder.
User avatar #124 - superpats (11/26/2014) [-]
a cop using lethal force on an agitated aggressor isn't murder.
#94 - anonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
He wouldn't have been charged for murder, anyway. It would have been manslaughter, considering he acted within his authority instead of killing a nigger in cold blood.
#90 - anonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
you can't murder animals.
#206 - Thank you for being one of approximately four thinking people … 11/26/2014 on poor guy +1
#45 - I feel you, dude, I love the taste, the smell, watching the sm…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Perspective +9
#56 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
Agony in fact. ever seen someone die of cancer? have fun.
#44 - So I smoke, and one of my managers at my job doesn't but very …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Perspective +1
#54 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
what makes you keep doing it?
#91 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
Same answer, probably.
#43 - Comment deleted 11/16/2014 on Perspective 0
#20 - These **** boys do anything for the pussy 11/16/2014 on Pussy so fine +3

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#41 - Robrey (04/12/2012) [-]
So I heard that you were the man known as "MetalHooves".
User avatar #42 to #43 - TheAssassin (04/12/2012) [-]
I am.
User avatar #43 to #44 - Robrey (04/13/2012) [-]
I actually knew about you because one of my favorite artists made a song that included someone reading one of your fanfics (and he cut out bits of the story, apparently).

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I actually like to quote it a lot.
User avatar #44 to #45 - TheAssassin (04/13/2012) [-]
Pfff, oh god. I'll have to listen to that later.

Heh, I guess it's cool that I've achieved some immortality, though!
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User avatar #39 to #40 - TheAssassin (11/12/2011) [-]
Uh, why thank you.
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User avatar #37 to #38 - TheAssassin (11/11/2011) [-]
Don't, it's interesting!
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User avatar #35 to #36 - TheAssassin (11/09/2011) [-]
Why thank you.
:3
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User avatar #17 - runtubbyrun (05/20/2011) [-]
its "theplatinumcolt"
User avatar #18 to #18 - TheAssassin (05/21/2011) [-]
If there was a friend option, I'd add you. :P But I did send you a message. :D
User avatar #19 to #19 - runtubbyrun (05/21/2011) [-]
Sweet
Dude there's a full-blown meme war going on at ponibooru it's awesome
User avatar #20 to #20 - TheAssassin (05/21/2011) [-]
Reminds me of the anon rebellion and female uprisings here. I found them comical.

By the by, I should be posting my Pinkamina fic, along with my ******* of news, before midnight; I'll be sure to mention you. :P
User avatar #21 to #21 - runtubbyrun (05/21/2011) [-]
Sweeeeeet :D
How exciting ^_^
User avatar #22 to #22 - TheAssassin (05/21/2011) [-]
It's up. I mean, it has been, but, I'm falling asleep
User avatar #23 to #23 - runtubbyrun (05/23/2011) [-]
Yea I fell asleep and I wasn't around but I saw just now, and you're amazing dude =]
User avatar #24 to #24 - TheAssassin (05/23/2011) [-]
Why thank you, my good sir. :D I do try. :)
User avatar #25 to #25 - runtubbyrun (05/23/2011) [-]
Lol
Btw Uhm.. What's a draw friend???
I hav an idea but I wanna be sure :p
Plus, I wanna get your opinion on the recent meme wars.... Fun right? :D
User avatar #26 to #26 - TheAssassin (05/23/2011) [-]
drawfriend=pony term for drawfag = 4chan term for visual artist.

Ergo, drawfriend is a friend who draws. :P

And the meme wars are fun, but I hate when they bottleneck all the good and original content off of the front page, like Kloudmutt art. XD
User avatar #27 to #27 - runtubbyrun (05/23/2011) [-]
yeah, i like kloudmutt, his work is awesome :P
and okay so i was right about the drawfriend...
User avatar #28 to #28 - TheAssassin (05/23/2011) [-]
Mhm, mhm.
User avatar #29 to #29 - runtubbyrun (05/23/2011) [-]
hm... maybe i can find a drawfriend to draw a really good platinum colt :D my buddy brendan already made it awesome, but hes very busy and cant always give it his all, so if you DO find one, could you tell me?
User avatar #30 to #30 - TheAssassin (05/24/2011) [-]
Possibly. Ask around. You may be surprised at the results you get. :)
User avatar #16 - runtubbyrun (05/20/2011) [-]
hey dude, i might be able to make a site, and im gonna make a PB account, so ill give you my name and stuff.
#14 - anonymous (01/22/2011) [-]
LOL YOU **** GUY'S BUMS
YOU ARE A FREAK, A GAY FREAK
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User avatar #13 - TrollingAnimal (11/16/2010) [-]
I just took your subscribing virginity I am good arent I
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User avatar #8 to #9 - TheAssassin (09/05/2010) [-]
girrrrl, you so crazeee.

lol, *hug* second day in a row you've made my day; you're on a roll, babe.
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User avatar #10 to #11 - TheAssassin (09/05/2010) [-]
you make me lol, you make me smile, you make me, uh... *ahem* XD ... You're so awesome. :D
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User avatar #12 to #13 - TheAssassin (09/05/2010) [-]
i no has cam here at my grammas, but okie. :)
#6 - FoulBachelorFrogs **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [-]
8th
User avatar #3 - JasonBourne (03/02/2010) [-]
I am the assassin
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheAssassin (03/02/2010) [-]
NO, I'M THE BATMAN!

wait.... wha?
User avatar #2 - kdmmschmidt (02/16/2010) [-]
2nd
#1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/14/2010) [-]
1st
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