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The Last Templar

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Age: 22
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User avatar #407 - mexicandudeinsd (06/27/2015) [-]
morning
User avatar #380 - mexicandudeinsd (06/22/2015) [-]
cant open inbox, whats up mein negger
User avatar #401 to #380 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
What are you up to?
User avatar #402 to #401 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
wondering what im doing with my life while procrastinating making a resume and wishing i had my own place and a ********* all while laying in bed

damn im good
User avatar #403 to #402 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
Pretty much exactly what I'm doing, but I'm not working on a resume
User avatar #404 to #403 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
you have a job?
i need help :/
User avatar #405 to #404 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't have a job. I need to wait til we move before I look for one. Try doing volunteer work, because even though you don't get paid for it, it counts as work experience and will look good on a resume
User avatar #406 to #405 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
im basically jizzing out volunteer work fam
nahh i need some good ass job
and i hate those stupid ass questions in interview >.> like ohh how you solve this prblem in your life tell us about your experiences etc
***** im there to work and im qualified get to it fam
User avatar #381 to #380 - The Last Templar (06/22/2015) [-]
Just got back from seeing Jurassic World, it ****** rocked.
User avatar #382 to #381 - mexicandudeinsd (06/22/2015) [-]
<.< lucky bitch
i havent had the chance
and dinos are my childhood
User avatar #383 to #382 - The Last Templar (06/22/2015) [-]
I called how it was gonna end, and my friend was an ass to me and said I was stupid for thinking that. I was right, and he's a jackass.
User avatar #384 to #383 - mexicandudeinsd (06/22/2015) [-]
did you tell him after it ended , "was getting blown the **** up part of your plan?"
User avatar #385 to #384 - The Last Templar (06/22/2015) [-]
Nah, I haven't talked to him yet. But I might
What are you up to?
User avatar #386 to #385 - mexicandudeinsd (06/22/2015) [-]
tell him he got rekt
not much, just browsing
maybe i'll take a nap to take my mind off the hunger
and you?
User avatar #387 to #386 - The Last Templar (06/22/2015) [-]
Was playing Gotham City Impostors with an xbox friend, now I'm either gonna play Fallout 3 or hop on my One and look for something to do on there.
User avatar #388 to #387 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
you have an xbox one....? o.O
User avatar #389 to #388 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, why? I'm really looking forward to them making it backwards compatible. C:
User avatar #390 to #389 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
i got no current gen :/
c: they wont ps4 master race
User avatar #391 to #390 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
Aww. It's pretty cool, a little weird to get used to, though. Sorry about long reply time, was playing Gotham City Impostors with a friend of mine.
User avatar #392 to #391 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
haha still? X) that was 22 hours ago son
cute friend? (;
but why did you go with xbox?
any other games you got
User avatar #393 to #392 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
Not my type, just a friend, he's also straight.
I like xbox, plus I'm a huge Halo fanboy.
I've got a ton of games, man.
User avatar #394 to #393 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
but...but... ps4
halo is aight, dont like how it takes a long ass time to kill someone
invite me over to play pls
User avatar #395 to #394 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
I would, but you're kinda on the other side of the country.
User avatar #396 to #395 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
the best side of the country*
User avatar #397 to #396 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
Idunno, man. I really like the beaches in Florida and South Carolina.
User avatar #398 to #397 - mexicandudeinsd (06/23/2015) [-]
San Diego beaches way better
plus no cubans or south americans
User avatar #399 to #398 - The Last Templar (06/23/2015) [-]
Das Wacist
User avatar #347 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Ey yo
User avatar #370 to #347 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
**** man, I don't know what to say to that, apart from I'm sorry that happened to you... that's really ****** up.
User avatar #371 to #370 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Still love her, she's real rad
User avatar #372 to #371 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Anything goin on at work?
User avatar #373 to #372 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Hell no, but I'm out soon. Debating if I should stay for lunch. I would get paid for an extra hour to go eat in the cafe, but if I don't take it than I can just go.
User avatar #374 to #373 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
is the cafe food good?
User avatar #375 to #374 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Not too bad most of the time, but I don't eat much anyway and I wanna lose a few pounds
User avatar #376 to #375 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Well, I mean you should still eat something for lunch. Speaking of, it's lunch time here, and I don't know what to eat... not the widest variety in the house though, mostly frozen stuff.
User avatar #377 to #376 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Got lettuce?
User avatar #379 to #377 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Chinese food sounds really good right now...
User avatar #378 to #377 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
I doubt it. Even if we do, I wouldn't trust produce in this house. I might just skip lunch today.
User avatar #348 to #347 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Hey. Sorry about not replying, I didn't hear the notification and was playing a game so haven't been on my computer for a bit.
User avatar #349 to #348 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Don't worry about it. How's it going?
User avatar #350 to #349 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Better than most days, I guess. Just had some leftover tacos from last night, and I'm about to call my doctor to see about getting my medicine changed. You?
User avatar #351 to #350 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
At work. Being a star employee
User avatar #353 to #351 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
How's work?
User avatar #354 to #353 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
I didn't know there were still YMCA buildings, where is it?

Work is slow as ever
User avatar #355 to #354 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Indiana. I thought they were everywhere, they are here.
User avatar #356 to #355 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Haven't seen one since I was a kid
User avatar #357 to #356 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
how old are you? If you don't mind me asking
I'm 22
User avatar #358 to #357 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Close to ya, 21
User avatar #359 to #358 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Nice. C:
Gay or Bi?
User avatar #360 to #359 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
I'd say gay but that's probably wrong. I don't want to date women, I'm generally not attracted to them, but life isn't forever, I don't want to waste opportunities.
User avatar #362 to #360 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
I'm bi, but I can't really see myself with a woman. Too many trust issues, but I won't say it could never happen.
User avatar #363 to #362 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
They cray cray
User avatar #364 to #363 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Yeah... they've done a lot of damage over the years, including taking the most important person in the world away from me. So I have a lot of resentment.
User avatar #365 to #364 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
I can get that, other than the current , my last girlfriend drugged me and whipped my **** up
User avatar #366 to #365 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
She drugged you? Holy **** ... I don't quite get the last part, though
User avatar #367 to #366 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
Beat the **** out of me
User avatar #368 to #367 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
What the hell? That's ****** up, man... Was she just into some weird **** , or was she trying to hurt you?
User avatar #369 to #368 - playfilly (06/04/2015) [-]
She had some real poetic speech about it later. Something about how she was weak and vulnerable once, someone had raped her and beat her bad, left her scarred and on the street.

I didn't care about the scars, they were cute in a way. See she was a punk rocker, and the scars all over her just made her look fierce, but when you got her blushing there was nothing more adorable. She grew to love me from the start, but people looking at us wouldn't see girlfriend and boyfriend. More like predetor and prey.

She looked like the dominant of the relationship, but even when I let her tie me up and whip me, I was in charge of her.

She wanted power. Started with just drugging me so I would sleep in her lap, but being able to do anything to me wasn't enough. She needed to prove she was finally in control.
User avatar #352 to #351 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
Nice. I'm sitting at home, doing nothing... like usual. I should be working, or working out at the YMCA but those plans got delayed cause we're moving soon, so no point in getting anything here started. :C
User avatar #322 - fhockeygirl (05/09/2015) [-]
hey man! you've been on my friend's list forever and we haven't talked very much lately, how are you :3
User avatar #344 to #322 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
I know that it'd probably be better for me to just cut ties with him, and that I don't deserve to be treated this way. I just can't let him go, I've probably said, he's been my best friend for 10 years, almost every meaningful moment over the last decade has been with, or involved him, I try telling myself that it has to be this girl he's with, because it was like a switch was flipped, he just changed as soon as he was with her, Idunno, I'm just really lost right now, feeling better today than normal though, so that's good C: How are you?
User avatar #345 to #344 - fhockeygirl (06/04/2015) [-]
people change man, and it sucks when they do. but the important thing to remember is that douchey person they'e becoming was always there somewhere inside them. just waiting to rear their ugly head

trust me, you'll feel gutted for a while but ultimately it'll get better :3

I'm pretty good! I have to get ready for class though so booooooo
User avatar #346 to #345 - The Last Templar (06/04/2015) [-]
I hope it gets better. I feel like a piece of **** for hoping this, but he said he's planning to propose to her in september, and I'm hoping more than anything that she says no and they split up, or they just split up before then, because I just feel like if he gets away from her, my best friend will come back.

Aww, maybe gonna get on later?
User avatar #323 to #322 - The Last Templar (05/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's been forever, I don't even know how long, actually... I've been going through a rough patch, that for a while just kept getting worse. It's not exactly better yet, but I'm coping with it better than I was, and I'm working on things.

How've you been?
User avatar #324 to #323 - fhockeygirl (05/09/2015) [-]
aw I'm sorry

i'm here if you wanna talk about anything!

I'm not too bad, stressed out with finals and the like lately
User avatar #325 to #324 - The Last Templar (05/09/2015) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate it. It's mostly some stuff to do with my best friend.

What year of school are you in?
User avatar #326 to #325 - fhockeygirl (05/09/2015) [-]
ah lame

what sort of stuff, if you don't mind me asking?

I'm a junior in college right now, and will be a senior shortly...exams can't be over fast enough lol
User avatar #327 to #326 - The Last Templar (05/09/2015) [-]
I have feelings for him that go WAY beyond the fact that he's my best friend, and I had a chance to be with him, and I ****** it up. Now he's with someone else, and planning to propose to them in September. So I'm trying to move on, and for a while I didn't know if I could, but I started some new medicine and the change in my outlook is like night and day. It still hurts, but I'm just going to have to move on and hope that I find someone else.

Nice, I have not gone to college yet. Got my G.E.D a couple years back, but I've been going through some other stuff and haven't really moved forward any since then. I wanna be an R.N.
User avatar #328 to #327 - fhockeygirl (05/09/2015) [-]
I am absolutely confident you can move on

it just sucks and hurts for now because you can't imagine feeling this way about anyone else, but you absolutely can move on and will be a better and happier person for it

I'm glad your medicine seems to be working and that you're feeling better

and hey a GED is a good place to start!
User avatar #329 to #328 - The Last Templar (05/09/2015) [-]
I think I can. At this point I pretty much have to.

I really can't. Like, I won't gross you out and go into detail, but we had some pretty 'personal' experiences together. He's the only person I've ever trusted that much, and I was always hoping that there'd be more between us.

I really wish he hadn't told me that he'd given me a chance and it was me who messed it up, I know he was just being honest with me, but it made me feel about 10x worse than I already did... and I almost did something that I regret that I even considered.

Me too, doctor decided to take an aggressive approach and put me on 2 antidepressants at once. Seems like it was a good call.

Yeah, I know, I actually just picked up my first job application, my cousin is gonna help me fill a few out, and I've got a ride set up until I have a car. C:
User avatar #330 to #329 - fhockeygirl (05/10/2015) [-]
I'm not grossed out, physical intimacy isn't anything to be grossed out by lol, sure I don't wanna hear dirty details but being with someone isn't a reason to be grossed out

there's no sense in beating yourself up over what might have been- all the mights in the world don't matter. thing are going to work out the way they were meant to

who knows, maybe this job or a subsequent job will lead you to finding the absolute love of your life, an opportunity you may not have gotten if this didn't work out how it did

trust me, you'll be fine

I'm here for you if you need to talk :3

and that's so awesome of your cousin!
User avatar #331 to #330 - The Last Templar (05/10/2015) [-]
I'm just really insecure about my body because I'm overweight, which I am working on, I've lost 15 pounds and I'm getting a YMCA membership, and a trainer to work one on one with me. And I'm not a very trusting person, because quite a few people I've put trust in just used that position to hurt me. I've known him for 10 years and was just at the point where I was able to be intimate with him.

I know that mights don't matter, but it's just going to be a while before I can stop being angry with myself for messing things up. And I really wish he hadn't told me. I thought that he'd just moved on, which was bad enough, knowing it's my fault made it worse.

And that's what I'm hoping for, but I don't think I'd agree to be with anyone until I'm at a weight I'm comfortable with. And I appreciate it, talking helps, it really does.

And yeah, my cousin is pretty awesome. I'm gonna put in an application at (in order of where I want to work the most for now) an amazing pretzel shop in the local mall, a position as a pharmacists assistant, dollar tree, and walmart.
User avatar #332 to #331 - fhockeygirl (05/10/2015) [-]
that's awesome, congrats on the weight loss!

reddit's fitness subreddit helped me drop some weight and get way stronger, so it's worth checking out if you want!

you can't say 'oh wow I messed this up it's all my fault'. there were a bajillion other situations that led up to that moment in which the other person, or even multiple other people, are at fault for this. a single 'mess up' is never individual truthfully

and that's totally valid. other people should be complimentary to your life and your established happiness, not what you depend on for that feeling

**** yeah pretzels!
User avatar #333 to #332 - The Last Templar (05/10/2015) [-]
Thanks. I just need to lose so much weight. My goal is to lose at least 170 pounds.

He let me know the other day, that he waited for me for a year, he didn't look for anyone else, all he wanted me to do was to work on my depression, and just get some things in order that I should have already had done, like finding a job, getting a driver's license, looking to go to school, etc. And I just took too long. If I hadn't been so slow to do anything, he'd be with me, not her.

And hell yes, pretzels. I like their plain ones with a little cup of cream cheese. They have the best pretzels I've ever had, and they're the only shop there that's still open from when I was a little boy C: I remember going there when my parents were still together, and I went there a few times with my Aunt Karen when she was still with us, so apart from being delicious, it has some sentimental value to me C:
User avatar #334 to #333 - fhockeygirl (05/10/2015) [-]
hey man don't think of it like 'i need to lose so much weight'. it's more like ' i need to incrementally get healthier'

see, that's not fair of him nor is it fair to expect of yourself. depression isn't something that has a timeline. hell, it's not even something that 'gets cured'. if he was right for you he would have waited or had an adult conversation with you instead of dropping this stupid retroactive demands on you

and that's so rad!
User avatar #335 to #334 - The Last Templar (05/10/2015) [-]
Sorry about that, was on the phone with a buddy who's away in the army.
What are you up to?
User avatar #336 to #335 - fhockeygirl (05/12/2015) [-]
studying for my organic chemistry exam
User avatar #337 to #336 - The Last Templar (05/12/2015) [-]
That sounds difficult... I was never good at science or math. I was always better at Language Arts.
User avatar #338 to #337 - fhockeygirl (05/26/2015) [-]
oh rad

I'm not very good at math but science and history I love

I like language arts too but I mostly like to read
User avatar #340 to #338 - The Last Templar (05/26/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #339 to #338 - The Last Templar (05/26/2015) [-]
Your comment surprised me, I'm having a really bad day.
User avatar #341 to #339 - fhockeygirl (05/27/2015) [-]
aw man I'm so sorry what's goin on?
User avatar #342 to #341 - The Last Templar (05/28/2015) [-]
Another fight with my best friend. Now I'm waiting (again) for him to let me know if we're still friends or not, because when we had our fight, he said he didn't care about my problems or my feelings anymore. A few days later I asked if he'd been serious, or if he just said it out of anger, and he said he was serious. So I said I didn't need a "friend" in my life who makes me feel like dog **** for having feelings for them, makes me apologize for being hurt, and doesn't care about me, and for him to either start treating me better, or lose my number. He didn't even think about it, and immediately let me know he was deleting my number. I talked to him a couple nights ago, and I feel like garbage because I actually apologized to him (again) and told him our friendship is the most important thing in the world to me (which it was, when he was a friend, now that I'm thinking clearly I'm not sure how I feel about him) and now I'm waiting to see if we're still friends...
User avatar #343 to #342 - fhockeygirl (06/04/2015) [-]
dude you 100% do not need someone this toxic in your life

he sounds like a grade A nutsack and no one deserves to be strung along like this
#277 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
How tall are you?
User avatar #319 to #277 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
And I was wrong to say it's 50% his fault. I can't blame him, it's the person he's with... I hate her so much. Just thinking about her, makes me so angry I feel sick
User avatar #320 to #319 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Im sorry...
User avatar #321 to #320 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
I'd say it's fine, but it's really not... but it's not your fault, it's hers. Guess someone should congratulate her, the first person to make me feel anger more than sadness.
User avatar #299 to #277 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
You really don't want an honest answer to that question.
User avatar #301 to #300 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
Sorry, I'm just really not holding up well, and it's just getting worse.
How are you doing?
User avatar #302 to #301 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Im sorry...
Im ok..
User avatar #303 to #302 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
Not your fault, someone else's.
Happy to hear that. Been up to anything fun?
User avatar #305 to #304 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
Me neither. Got my cat down, and moped in my room all day.
User avatar #306 to #305 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
got your cat down?
User avatar #307 to #306 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
The one who was stuck in the attic
User avatar #308 to #307 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
oh yeah ehe sorry I forgot >.<
Do you have skype?
User avatar #309 to #308 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, he's in here right now. i think he's trying to make me feel better.
No, sorry. :c
User avatar #313 to #312 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
Now I'm setting up a music playlist on grooveshark and dreading the end of this month
User avatar #314 to #313 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Why dreading?
User avatar #315 to #314 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
My birthday is probably the day I feel the saddest. And my best friend is coming over to stay the night with me, and he's like... 50% of the reason I feel like this
User avatar #316 to #315 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Oh... Im sorry..
User avatar #317 to #316 - The Last Templar (04/15/2015) [-]
It's not a bad thing he's coming over, it's bad because of how I'm going to feel when he leaves.
User avatar #278 to #277 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
6'1" last I checked
User avatar #279 to #278 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
I'm a little under 5'5"
User avatar #280 to #279 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
Cute, I like smaller guys ;)
So what are you up to, btw?
User avatar #281 to #280 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Nothing much ehehe.
User avatar #282 to #281 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, me neither. Chatting on here, and watching youtube. It's been kindof a slow, but relaxing day. Which is okay in my book.
User avatar #283 to #282 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Thats good c:
User avatar #284 to #283 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
What kindsa stuff do you usually do for fun?
User avatar #285 to #284 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Games and stuff.
User avatar #286 to #285 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
What kinds of games and stuff?
User avatar #287 to #286 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Danganronpa is my favorite, but I've been playing a lot of dont starve and killing floor.
User avatar #288 to #287 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
I actually just heard of Killing Floor today, some people I watch on youtube are playing early access for the new one that I guess is coming out. And I sorta know what don't starve is. So I take it you play on PC?
User avatar #289 to #288 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Im excited.
Yes.
User avatar #290 to #289 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
About the new Killing Floor?
That's cool. I play all my games on the Xbox One. If I had any technical skills at all I'd probably play on PC.
User avatar #291 to #290 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Yes.
awh...
User avatar #292 to #291 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
What's it about?
Yeah... there's a lot of games on PC I wanna play... planning on getting a Steam Machine when they come out.
User avatar #293 to #292 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Killing military made clones that are trying to take over.
I'd just get a pc.
User avatar #294 to #293 - The Last Templar (04/10/2015) [-]
Neat. Some of them look really freaky O.o
User avatar #298 to #297 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #267 to #246 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
We just ran into one, and another friend decided he wanted to stay and fight it. ******* thing gave us the run around through the map for like... 10 minutes, when we finally fought it, it team wiped us in less than a minute. Grabbed the support and just ripped him apart before we could get to him, killed me with 3 hits while I was at full health, killed the assault THROUGH his overshield, then chased down the trapper, because it's impossible to outrun -_-
User avatar #268 to #267 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
yeesh, thats no fun.
User avatar #269 to #268 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. I just checked the challenges for Lazarus this level... and damn. What are you up to?
User avatar #270 to #269 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
what kinda challenges?

watching a magfest panel, trying to find a user's steam that doesnt go on FJ anymore
User avatar #271 to #270 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
Resurrecting 3 teammates in a single round, reviving 2 while cloaked, teammates have to damage the monster on a weak spot I mark on its head 150 times.
User avatar #272 to #271 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
daum, that'll take awhile.
User avatar #273 to #272 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've only gotten 3 revives once before, I have to do it 14 times
#274 to #273 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
did you manage to get the rest of the challenge at least?
User avatar #275 to #274 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm at 1/14 of the 3 revives in a round, 2/12 of the 2 cloaked revives in a round, and 33/150 of the headshots
User avatar #276 to #275 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
that's... thats gonna take awhile
User avatar #248 to #247 - garymotherfingoak (03/16/2015) [-]
how have you been?
User avatar #249 to #248 - The Last Templar (03/16/2015) [-]
alright, I guess. you?
User avatar #250 to #249 - garymotherfingoak (03/16/2015) [-]
thats good to hear. im okay
User avatar #251 to #250 - The Last Templar (03/16/2015) [-]
happy to hear that
User avatar #253 to #252 - The Last Templar (03/16/2015) [-]
same, I want to play Evolve, but my buddy that I play it with is offline, and I don't want to commit to it anyway, cause dinner is almost ready.
User avatar #254 to #253 - garymotherfingoak (03/16/2015) [-]
alrighty then, you could do it after.

is it any good?
User avatar #255 to #254 - The Last Templar (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, I like it. You need to find a which character you really enjoy playing, which might mean playing through characters you don't like so much in order to unlock them, it's better with people you know, because randoms are generally awful, and the Wraith is so stupidly overpowered, if I'm in a lobby where the monster chooses to play it, I just leave. I've only beaten Wraith one time. Kraken is also stupidly powerful, but only in a couple gametypes. But overall, I'm really enjoying it
User avatar #256 to #255 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
whats so bad about randoms, no teamwork?
User avatar #257 to #256 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
No teamwork, most of them don't use their mics, and when they do use them, they're as likely to be blasting ****** music through them as actually talking.
User avatar #258 to #257 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
well that sucks
User avatar #259 to #258 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but even with that, it's still, in my opinion, an awesome game. Runs smoothly, graphically it's beautiful, entertaining dialogue, even though you don't know much about the characters, they're still pretty interesting. I'm really hoping the follow up on this game with one with more story to it.
User avatar #260 to #259 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
sounds pretty dope. now only if i had $60 to spare.
User avatar #261 to #260 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty good. I've taken to playing Lazarus, one of the medics. He isn't able to heal even close to as much as the other medics, but he can bring players back from the dead at full health.
User avatar #262 to #261 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
sounds a little OP
User avatar #263 to #262 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
Nah, the monster can eat a downed player's body, then I can't revive them. Also, our entire team was just killed in under a minute by a Wraith, big surprise. At this point, if I see the monster choose wraith, I'm gone. Me and my buddy agree that it's not worth the irritation, because unless the person is exceptionally bad, it's not ever really worth attempting to fight him.
User avatar #264 to #263 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
what makes the wraith OP?
User avatar #265 to #264 - The Last Templar (03/17/2015) [-]
It can create a holographic decoy of itself that can damage you, WHILE it's damaging you as well, if they don't feel like fighting, it can send the decoy after you to distract you while it teleports stupidly far away, it's not hindered much by sneaking, which makes it so it doesn't leave footprints, it makes no noise unless it's evolving, and when it finally decides to fight you, it lets out an aoe, that increases the damage it does to you with it's rapid melee attacks. It just needs nerfed... sooo badly. It is the worst part of the game by far. But like I said, still a great game
User avatar #266 to #265 - garymotherfingoak (03/17/2015) [-]
hot damn, that does need to be nerfed.
#242 - adunsaveme (02/15/2015) [-]
Came here to tell you your username was cool


But it turns out I did it a couple of months ago
User avatar #243 to #242 - The Last Templar (02/15/2015) [-]
Lol, nice. Thank you again, though.
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#221 - adunsaveme (09/04/2014) [-]
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have a wallpaper
#222 to #221 - The Last Templar (09/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, have one in return. C:
#219 - walcorn ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
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You have a cool ass username.

Pic related, it's a templar.
User avatar #220 to #219 - The Last Templar (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Also, I love that movie
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There are cool names, then there is this.
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How much would it take me to get this account?
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