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#187 - Where did you pirate the movie from? I want to see how trash i…  [+] (1 reply) 07/22/2016 on secretary 0
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#213 - ayrendil (07/22/2016) [-]
putlockerfree.com/watch-ghostbusters-2016-movie-online-2010.html

I always use Putlocker to watch any more that's new. (Just get past the annoying first 4 popups on clicking play and it'll work.
#53 - I liked W10 a lot. Until I discovered that to play any of my g…  [+] (1 reply) 07/22/2016 on It's almost over +1
#59 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Lmao intel 3000. You couldn't play your games anyway nigga
#7 - 6'0" and 93 lbs here. Can't gain weight no matter how muc…  [+] (2 replies) 07/22/2016 on >T.H.I.C.C. 0
#10 - dudulli (07/22/2016) [-]
... Are you female?
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#11 - Taliesin (07/23/2016) [-]
I'm trans, but biologically male.
#136 - I was 4 1/2 when my little brother and I were adopted. I was n…  [+] (1 reply) 07/22/2016 on Kickass Facts Part 25 0
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#141 - jonandstuff (07/23/2016) [-]
Well, your father would be cheap to kill, being in prison and all. Funny how much murderers hate rapists even statutory ones. Silver lining, not really.

I was the same, never had a childhood, if I did at one point I forgot it.

So, you and your mom eventually got back together? Taking care of her is a drag but it's cool you eventually made it back to one another.
#57 - Honestly, I wouldn't pay for it. I'd do it my damn self and ma…  [+] (5 replies) 07/21/2016 on Kickass Facts Part 25 +4
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#134 - jonandstuff (07/21/2016) [-]
I can respect that, but they shouldn't get away with what they did to you. How many scum bags do you think are alive just because their victims think they are above hitting back, or that they are not worth the effort?

I am not trying to be edgy, I just don't believe in karma, I don't think all bad people get some punishment. They took your childhood.
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#136 - Taliesin (07/22/2016) [-]
I was 4 1/2 when my little brother and I were adopted. I was never a kid, never had a childhood. From even before that age, I was basically a miniature adult, and didn't know how to have "fun".

The reason we were adopted was my birth father is a massive pussy. He came up to my birth mom's house and tried to get her to let him take me and my little brother, completely stoned out of his mind the whole time. She refused, he tried to get past her, and she punched him in the face, breaking his nose. He called the cops on her for assault, and since she had 2 other minor priors (yay Cali 3 strike rule), she was going to go to jail. At least, that's what everyone told her. She tried to get my aunt or my grandparents to take care of me and my little brother for the time period she'd be in jail, but my aunt refused, and my grandfather did as well. She then tried to get one of her friends to help out, but a week before she was supposed to take us, she got in a horrible car accident and had severe brain injuries.

Adoption was the only way she could see us being safe, and she chose my adoptive parents because they seemed sane. And they were, ish. They didn't start to get radically Jesus-crazy until I was about 8, then shit really hit the fan.

Sad thing is, when my mom went to court, she was let off with parole because she had kids. By the time that paperwork was filed, the adoption was already completed. She had agreed to an open adoption, but regardless of those terms, my adoptive parents manipulated me and her into thinking the other didn't want anything to do with us.

The people I blame are as follows, and what their desserts have been:

1) My Birth Father, Wallace Steele. His drug habit fucked him out of being in our lives. His pussy attitude was what started this whole thing. He's now in prison until age 128 for statutory rape, and I haven't spoken to him in 8 years.

2) My mothers immediate family (minus my grammy). If they had just agreed to the year maximum to care for me and my brother, it would have been fine. They are all currently undergoing massive amounts of debt and infighting because of my uncle's stealing and drug habits.

3) My adoptive family. Their "spiritual warfare" kick and their super "spare the rod and spoil the child" attitudes banished any mildly happy memories (of which there were very few) from my younger years. The family system virtually collapsed when I left, and they discovered just how much of the load I bore. They also discovered that 99% of everything I got punished for was a result of me getting left with the bag by my siblings. My little brother is the scum of the earth and a Benedict Arnold. I haven't spoken to him in over 8 years, and don't intend to ever have dealings with him again.

All in all, it's a shit situation. Doing anything from a "karmic justice" standpoint would just fuck my own situation worse than it already is. I have serious medical problems, and I'm working 24/7 to care for my birth mothers even more serious medical issues. Our family is in debt, I live in a racist-ass neighborhood that won't hire people if they don't have enough melanin in their skin, and the weather here makes me sick half the time. Nothing short of a large financial sum will fix any of our problems, and I don't see that happening soon. Personal revenge would be wonderful, but it's not in my cards right now.
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#141 - jonandstuff (07/23/2016) [-]
Well, your father would be cheap to kill, being in prison and all. Funny how much murderers hate rapists even statutory ones. Silver lining, not really.

I was the same, never had a childhood, if I did at one point I forgot it.

So, you and your mom eventually got back together? Taking care of her is a drag but it's cool you eventually made it back to one another.
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#61 - elduroto (07/21/2016) [-]
Hypothetically speaking. How much are you willing to pay for the tools to do such a thing?
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#137 - Taliesin (07/22/2016) [-]
I have many tools at my disposal, and I live near the Everglades. I'm pretty set if I ever decided to go hunting.
#38 - That roll though... And believe me, there were very f…  [+] (10 replies) 07/21/2016 on Kickass Facts Part 25 +8
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#47 - jonandstuff (07/21/2016) [-]
Just a fun hypothetical, how much would you be willing to pay to have them killed if you so decided to do that today?
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#57 - Taliesin (07/21/2016) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't pay for it. I'd do it my damn self and make sure it's done right. Plus, if anyone gets the credit for killing them, it should rightly be me after all that BS. But, they are old and fat and ugly, so life is doing it to them slowly but surely. They aren't worth the time or effort.
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#134 - jonandstuff (07/21/2016) [-]
I can respect that, but they shouldn't get away with what they did to you. How many scum bags do you think are alive just because their victims think they are above hitting back, or that they are not worth the effort?

I am not trying to be edgy, I just don't believe in karma, I don't think all bad people get some punishment. They took your childhood.
User avatar
#136 - Taliesin (07/22/2016) [-]
I was 4 1/2 when my little brother and I were adopted. I was never a kid, never had a childhood. From even before that age, I was basically a miniature adult, and didn't know how to have "fun".

The reason we were adopted was my birth father is a massive pussy. He came up to my birth mom's house and tried to get her to let him take me and my little brother, completely stoned out of his mind the whole time. She refused, he tried to get past her, and she punched him in the face, breaking his nose. He called the cops on her for assault, and since she had 2 other minor priors (yay Cali 3 strike rule), she was going to go to jail. At least, that's what everyone told her. She tried to get my aunt or my grandparents to take care of me and my little brother for the time period she'd be in jail, but my aunt refused, and my grandfather did as well. She then tried to get one of her friends to help out, but a week before she was supposed to take us, she got in a horrible car accident and had severe brain injuries.

Adoption was the only way she could see us being safe, and she chose my adoptive parents because they seemed sane. And they were, ish. They didn't start to get radically Jesus-crazy until I was about 8, then shit really hit the fan.

Sad thing is, when my mom went to court, she was let off with parole because she had kids. By the time that paperwork was filed, the adoption was already completed. She had agreed to an open adoption, but regardless of those terms, my adoptive parents manipulated me and her into thinking the other didn't want anything to do with us.

The people I blame are as follows, and what their desserts have been:

1) My Birth Father, Wallace Steele. His drug habit fucked him out of being in our lives. His pussy attitude was what started this whole thing. He's now in prison until age 128 for statutory rape, and I haven't spoken to him in 8 years.

2) My mothers immediate family (minus my grammy). If they had just agreed to the year maximum to care for me and my brother, it would have been fine. They are all currently undergoing massive amounts of debt and infighting because of my uncle's stealing and drug habits.

3) My adoptive family. Their "spiritual warfare" kick and their super "spare the rod and spoil the child" attitudes banished any mildly happy memories (of which there were very few) from my younger years. The family system virtually collapsed when I left, and they discovered just how much of the load I bore. They also discovered that 99% of everything I got punished for was a result of me getting left with the bag by my siblings. My little brother is the scum of the earth and a Benedict Arnold. I haven't spoken to him in over 8 years, and don't intend to ever have dealings with him again.

All in all, it's a shit situation. Doing anything from a "karmic justice" standpoint would just fuck my own situation worse than it already is. I have serious medical problems, and I'm working 24/7 to care for my birth mothers even more serious medical issues. Our family is in debt, I live in a racist-ass neighborhood that won't hire people if they don't have enough melanin in their skin, and the weather here makes me sick half the time. Nothing short of a large financial sum will fix any of our problems, and I don't see that happening soon. Personal revenge would be wonderful, but it's not in my cards right now.
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#141 - jonandstuff (07/23/2016) [-]
Well, your father would be cheap to kill, being in prison and all. Funny how much murderers hate rapists even statutory ones. Silver lining, not really.

I was the same, never had a childhood, if I did at one point I forgot it.

So, you and your mom eventually got back together? Taking care of her is a drag but it's cool you eventually made it back to one another.
User avatar
#61 - elduroto (07/21/2016) [-]
Hypothetically speaking. How much are you willing to pay for the tools to do such a thing?
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#137 - Taliesin (07/22/2016) [-]
I have many tools at my disposal, and I live near the Everglades. I'm pretty set if I ever decided to go hunting.
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#56 - fresighto (07/21/2016) [-]
Going rate for a non-high profile human life is 50k-100k, 300 for most work and wayyyyy upwards from there.
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#59 - steampoweredbot (07/21/2016) [-]
[citation needed]
#40 - deutschblut (07/21/2016) [-]
**deutschblut used "*roll picture*"**
**deutschblut rolled image**That is good.

My parents did not even have religion to justify being dicks.

But I have my own family now, and it is great.
#36 - My adopted parents read this book. I was accused of lying one …  [+] (12 replies) 07/21/2016 on Kickass Facts Part 25 +9
#37 - deutschblut (07/21/2016) [-]
**deutschblut used "*roll picture*"**
**deutschblut rolled image**I am sorry...

I would like to use some of these "parenting tactics" on your adopted parents...
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#38 - Taliesin (07/21/2016) [-]
That roll though...

And believe me, there were very few nights I didn't lie in bed thinking of how I could kill them and get away with it.

Oh well, at least I found my birth mother and lead a relatively calm, if not a bit impoverished, life now.
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#47 - jonandstuff (07/21/2016) [-]
Just a fun hypothetical, how much would you be willing to pay to have them killed if you so decided to do that today?
User avatar
#57 - Taliesin (07/21/2016) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't pay for it. I'd do it my damn self and make sure it's done right. Plus, if anyone gets the credit for killing them, it should rightly be me after all that BS. But, they are old and fat and ugly, so life is doing it to them slowly but surely. They aren't worth the time or effort.
User avatar
#134 - jonandstuff (07/21/2016) [-]
I can respect that, but they shouldn't get away with what they did to you. How many scum bags do you think are alive just because their victims think they are above hitting back, or that they are not worth the effort?

I am not trying to be edgy, I just don't believe in karma, I don't think all bad people get some punishment. They took your childhood.
User avatar
#136 - Taliesin (07/22/2016) [-]
I was 4 1/2 when my little brother and I were adopted. I was never a kid, never had a childhood. From even before that age, I was basically a miniature adult, and didn't know how to have "fun".

The reason we were adopted was my birth father is a massive pussy. He came up to my birth mom's house and tried to get her to let him take me and my little brother, completely stoned out of his mind the whole time. She refused, he tried to get past her, and she punched him in the face, breaking his nose. He called the cops on her for assault, and since she had 2 other minor priors (yay Cali 3 strike rule), she was going to go to jail. At least, that's what everyone told her. She tried to get my aunt or my grandparents to take care of me and my little brother for the time period she'd be in jail, but my aunt refused, and my grandfather did as well. She then tried to get one of her friends to help out, but a week before she was supposed to take us, she got in a horrible car accident and had severe brain injuries.

Adoption was the only way she could see us being safe, and she chose my adoptive parents because they seemed sane. And they were, ish. They didn't start to get radically Jesus-crazy until I was about 8, then shit really hit the fan.

Sad thing is, when my mom went to court, she was let off with parole because she had kids. By the time that paperwork was filed, the adoption was already completed. She had agreed to an open adoption, but regardless of those terms, my adoptive parents manipulated me and her into thinking the other didn't want anything to do with us.

The people I blame are as follows, and what their desserts have been:

1) My Birth Father, Wallace Steele. His drug habit fucked him out of being in our lives. His pussy attitude was what started this whole thing. He's now in prison until age 128 for statutory rape, and I haven't spoken to him in 8 years.

2) My mothers immediate family (minus my grammy). If they had just agreed to the year maximum to care for me and my brother, it would have been fine. They are all currently undergoing massive amounts of debt and infighting because of my uncle's stealing and drug habits.

3) My adoptive family. Their "spiritual warfare" kick and their super "spare the rod and spoil the child" attitudes banished any mildly happy memories (of which there were very few) from my younger years. The family system virtually collapsed when I left, and they discovered just how much of the load I bore. They also discovered that 99% of everything I got punished for was a result of me getting left with the bag by my siblings. My little brother is the scum of the earth and a Benedict Arnold. I haven't spoken to him in over 8 years, and don't intend to ever have dealings with him again.

All in all, it's a shit situation. Doing anything from a "karmic justice" standpoint would just fuck my own situation worse than it already is. I have serious medical problems, and I'm working 24/7 to care for my birth mothers even more serious medical issues. Our family is in debt, I live in a racist-ass neighborhood that won't hire people if they don't have enough melanin in their skin, and the weather here makes me sick half the time. Nothing short of a large financial sum will fix any of our problems, and I don't see that happening soon. Personal revenge would be wonderful, but it's not in my cards right now.
User avatar
#141 - jonandstuff (07/23/2016) [-]
Well, your father would be cheap to kill, being in prison and all. Funny how much murderers hate rapists even statutory ones. Silver lining, not really.

I was the same, never had a childhood, if I did at one point I forgot it.

So, you and your mom eventually got back together? Taking care of her is a drag but it's cool you eventually made it back to one another.
User avatar
#61 - elduroto (07/21/2016) [-]
Hypothetically speaking. How much are you willing to pay for the tools to do such a thing?
User avatar
#137 - Taliesin (07/22/2016) [-]
I have many tools at my disposal, and I live near the Everglades. I'm pretty set if I ever decided to go hunting.
User avatar
#56 - fresighto (07/21/2016) [-]
Going rate for a non-high profile human life is 50k-100k, 300 for most work and wayyyyy upwards from there.
User avatar
#59 - steampoweredbot (07/21/2016) [-]
[citation needed]
#40 - deutschblut (07/21/2016) [-]
**deutschblut used "*roll picture*"**
**deutschblut rolled image**That is good.

My parents did not even have religion to justify being dicks.

But I have my own family now, and it is great.