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#112 - I am a lesbianologist and let me tell ya Anne Frank also had a… 05/29/2015 on Apparently Impressed +5
#231 - that voicing your dirty thoughts one doesnt always work with n… 05/23/2015 on Sex Advice 0
#59 - may i present some evidence 4 u (A%E2%80%93F) 05/12/2015 on Poor Anne she cant shekel... 0
#46 - she also talks about having a crush on a girl and wanting to t…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Poor Anne she cant shekel... +9
User avatar #58 - dasbrot (05/12/2015) [-]
Surely, you jestin'
User avatar #59 - Take (05/12/2015) [-]
may i present some evidence 4 u
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bisexual_people_ (A%E2%80%93F)
User avatar #48 - blokrokker (05/12/2015) [-]
Damn that's a powerful thirst.
User avatar #54 - Zaxplab (05/12/2015) [-]
They probably caught her when the ceiling started leaking on a sunny day.
User avatar #60 - dasbrot (05/12/2015) [-]
I know it's a euphemism for something, but what?
User avatar #62 - frankwest (05/12/2015) [-]
She wet nigga
#55 - blokrokker (05/12/2015) [-]
#69 - eric andre show innit 05/08/2015 on from 0 to 10 really fast +2
#237 - I actually really like turtle, I think she's sweet, maybe a li… 04/27/2015 on Cringe #37 - Failures on... 0
#1 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Girl eating alive mantis +2
#11 - is the wolf his fursona 04/16/2015 on So 0
#106 - I feel honoured to have lived out 3 of your fetishes …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Doesnt matter had sex +1
#117 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
got any more?
at the very least good for you glad to know it worked out.
#96 - Get ready I love telling this story tbh, thanks for prom…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Doesnt matter had sex +6
#98 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
wow...ummm...that's way better than i thought.

like 3 fetishes just got hit there... lesbian, rape, and older on younger if you want to know...

err...sorry you were raped? Sorry, really taken aback here
User avatar #111 - perfectcomment (04/12/2015) [-]
you have a fetish for rape?
#115 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
kiiiiinda? it's more of a non-consensual thing....like one person isn't given a choice in the matter rather than something violent and harmful...although sometimes not. Case by case basis.

power fantasy maybe? not sure. Wife digs it. She likes to be dominated and not being allowed to say "no" so it all works out.

something less consensual but not quite bible black territory i guess is where i tend to go to. does that make sense?
User avatar #116 - perfectcomment (04/12/2015) [-]
as long as your wife understands, that's all that matters bro.
User avatar #106 - Take (04/12/2015) [-]
I feel honoured to have lived out 3 of your fetishes
I didn't think much of it at the time, I was too busy riding that sweet wave of poon. But when I told my friends they were like 'shit you gotta call the police that's rape' but tbh it didn't feel that bad and it was top banter so an 8/10 experience with only an underlying feeling of disappointment
#117 - warlordstuart (04/12/2015) [-]
got any more?
at the very least good for you glad to know it worked out.

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User avatar #9 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
looks like this profile was already taken
User avatar #11 to #10 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
is that...written in poop
User avatar #12 to #11 - Take (03/30/2015) [-]
u bet your sweet ass it is
User avatar #13 to #12 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
what a coincidence, I was just on funnyjunk.com/user/ass 's profile
User avatar #6 - misanthrizzle (11/12/2014) [-]
damn, this name's tooken
User avatar #7 to #6 - Take (11/12/2014) [-]
u wanna take this outside huh buddy
#4 - spant (03/02/2013) [-]
What's up my skin and blister?
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/04/2012) [-]
Why hello tharr
Why hello tharr
#2 to #1 - Take (08/04/2012) [-]
omg, hi friend
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/05/2012) [-]
Hahaha that picture is amazing.   
   
And hi frand! What is up??
Hahaha that picture is amazing.

And hi frand! What is up??
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