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#207 - Deck of many things. Would invest time into an invisibility sp…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Choose one: Dnd Edition +1
User avatar #208 - dndxplain (12/20/2014) [-]
to be fair, this is supposed to be "in your day to day life"
#23 - Damnit Sarkeezy you did it again 12/19/2014 on Frequently hating on Japan +1
#31 - Showed this to my girl, told her to have fun with her sanity w… 12/19/2014 on Lord of the Rings +1
#266 - Tore off someone else's bumper with my white van because of th… 12/18/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 0
#5 - Is it me or did these get more messed up as you scroll down? 12/17/2014 on Universe swap 0
#96 - I totally agree with you on all of that but he/she simply wond…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Don't blame her 0
User avatar #97 - tsoper (12/17/2014) [-]
One a side note, bars a great place to work at.
Depending on the service and popularity of the place, a bartender can make 200-400 dollars a night. My friend's a bartender and he makes 400 every night, and most of it comes from tips.

400 x 375 days= $150,000 (not including living expenses and taxes)

You'd think famous pornstars get paid a lot right? Well generally they only get around 90k. And that is if youre really famous, like if your pictures get onto the NSFW section of FJ every once in a while.

Generally, I would tell you to get a job you love, but most jobs you love dont make shit. Yes, its true the entertainment business makes the most money, but actual service jobs that are needed are a safer bet to have.

When your acting career is over, youre fucked. But as a neuroscientist, you can always go in a relative area of study. It's just better job security.
User avatar #102 - dontpass (12/17/2014) [-]
My hypothetical bartender application:
"Hey. I don't really want this job, but I need cash. I don't lift, I'm lazy, I don't like cooperation, I don't communicate well, and I'm very stubborn, and I think you''ll regret hiring me, but I really need this job"
User avatar #103 - tsoper (12/17/2014) [-]
Obviously if youre an antisocial introvert like myself, you cant do that job.

you really gotta be good with talking to people, thats the only way you can get it
#89 - Porn, the job you're thinking of is porn  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Don't blame her +16
User avatar #95 - tsoper (12/17/2014) [-]
Believe me, porn sounds good but its not so good from the inside.

You're better off being the camera-man.

If you can just imagine the pressure youre in while fucking the actress, you have to do it from a perfect form, a good angle to where the camera can see whats happening, and in addition, you gotta keep it up for a good 5 minutes or so. It's very hard to play the role good without feeling awkward about being filmed too.

Try putting a camera infront of you and pretend to act normal, it's hard. Good pornstars are the ones who can do it well and act it out as if it were real life. Like those fake taxi, fake hospital, and couch scenes. All done by the same guys fucking numerous girls. Why? Because only a few people can be so good and experienced when it comes to doing porn.

It's definitely not a cake walk, ill tell ya that. If you like porn, I suggest being the cameraman instead, it is so much more comforting and free. A good porno can cash well over 2k, it's not a lot, but it's something. It really depends on how you market it and what company you do it for.

Like bangbros for example, I would expect if it's good enough porn then it would pay for a good amount. Considering the site is like netflix for porn.

But you can make your own porn-site and have a good actress and then charge for each video people can watch, but that wont make much since no one pays for porn lel.

Porn doesnt sell as good as it did back in the day, since theres so much of it. Female pornstars have a lot better luck if they switch to other sex services like for stripclubs. It's not a slippery slope on the money train like porn is.

good luck
User avatar #136 - lean (12/17/2014) [-]
I think penis size is holding me back more than acting pressures
User avatar #96 - TITTYFISH (12/17/2014) [-]
I totally agree with you on all of that but he/she simply wondered about a job that deals with screwing for a living and I gave him/her a simple answer
User avatar #97 - tsoper (12/17/2014) [-]
One a side note, bars a great place to work at.
Depending on the service and popularity of the place, a bartender can make 200-400 dollars a night. My friend's a bartender and he makes 400 every night, and most of it comes from tips.

400 x 375 days= $150,000 (not including living expenses and taxes)

You'd think famous pornstars get paid a lot right? Well generally they only get around 90k. And that is if youre really famous, like if your pictures get onto the NSFW section of FJ every once in a while.

Generally, I would tell you to get a job you love, but most jobs you love dont make shit. Yes, its true the entertainment business makes the most money, but actual service jobs that are needed are a safer bet to have.

When your acting career is over, youre fucked. But as a neuroscientist, you can always go in a relative area of study. It's just better job security.
User avatar #102 - dontpass (12/17/2014) [-]
My hypothetical bartender application:
"Hey. I don't really want this job, but I need cash. I don't lift, I'm lazy, I don't like cooperation, I don't communicate well, and I'm very stubborn, and I think you''ll regret hiring me, but I really need this job"
User avatar #103 - tsoper (12/17/2014) [-]
Obviously if youre an antisocial introvert like myself, you cant do that job.

you really gotta be good with talking to people, thats the only way you can get it
#69 - Have you seen Tucker and Dale VS Evil? It's priceless and judg…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on You tell her! +1
#86 - uberfruit (12/17/2014) [-]
Fucking loved that movie.
#2 - Or even press charges? 12/15/2014 on God dammit anita +2
#1 - Could the person sue her for posting their private info?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on God dammit anita +2
User avatar #2 - TITTYFISH (12/15/2014) [-]
Or even press charges?

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User avatar #23 - deandrummer (02/22/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention, my band finally has a recording done
soundcloud.com/official-enigmyst/imperfect-sheep

quality is meh, but i told you, we record in his basement.
User avatar #24 to #23 - TITTYFISH (02/22/2014) [-]
Sounds great Definitely the jazzier side of prog, the bass at the end was pretty cool too
User avatar #25 to #24 - deandrummer (02/22/2014) [-]
thanks.

it's a very frail recording. I want to get into heavier stuff. The next one will be a bit heavier
User avatar #26 to #25 - TITTYFISH (02/22/2014) [-]
Gotta start somewhere man, who are your main influences?
User avatar #27 to #26 - deandrummer (02/22/2014) [-]
we have a lot, main 5 are:

The Dear Hunter
Circa Survive
Coheed
Mastodon
Tool

this song is more yes-like, though. It has that vibe that Close to the Edge gives me
User avatar #28 to #27 - TITTYFISH (02/23/2014) [-]
Can't go wrong with influences like that!
User avatar #19 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/08/2013) [-]
I would like to compliment you on your musical tastes. I snooped through your comments with Dremora and the ones on the Music board.

I'm glad you are a Progressive fan. Band like Rush, Yes, The Moody Blues, and Uriah Heep have been some of my favourites for a long time.

You say you generally like Rock/Metal. What kinds of older bands are you into (< 1990s)?
User avatar #20 to #19 - TITTYFISH (11/09/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'm still taking in as much as I can, with all the music out there it's a fun but crazy venture. Let's see, as far as older bands go I really enjoy Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, The Stray Cats, Dio, Foreigner, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Van Halen, and Return To Forever. I'm hoping to start getting deeper into other bands' discographies like Led Zeppelin, Kansas, Yes, The Moody Blues, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Beatles.....There's a bunch of new bands that I want to check out as well. Like I said, fun but crazy! What older bands are you into/can recommend? I'm generally open to whatever.
User avatar #21 to #20 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
Well you're already on the right track with The Moody Blues' discography. I downloaded that a while back and I don't regret it one bit.

A lot of their material is iffy, but that they experiment makes them great. I can list off plenty of Moody Blues songs that are just awesome.

Good job there, mate ( ^.^)b

One big name you left out in there was Uriah Heep. If you like Yes and Rush, you'll love Uriah Heep.

Here is "Lady In Black", one of their most popular songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTD2YICU1DY

Another great artist I can recommend is Tony Carey. Carey was the keyboardist from the famous band Rainbow. After they broke up, Carey went solo. His work was mostly ignored by the world, but that didn't stop him from releasing several albums with great quality.

Carey masqueraded as the band "Planet P Project" for a while before eventually going solo with just "Tony Carey".

Here is "Why Me" by Planet P Project.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=PLEEECA4621FE5CE20&v=svl1t4b1RD4
(What I particularly like about this song is its reference to the year 2010, which is used in the song as being so far in the future)

If you like Yes, then you may be interested to know that Jon (singer and lyricist) had some work he did with Vangelis in the 1980s. Vangelis you may know for his popular work "Chariots of Fire".

With Jon alongside Vangelis' wonderful synth work, you get this really...just epic sound. Here is one of my personal favourites from Jon & Vangelis, "Play Within A Play". www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FfaNRNbV_UU#t=379

Beyond these, I have so many artists I could recommend and share with you. You have no idea the vastness of my library. It becomes ineffable. Tell me what you think of these few.
User avatar #22 to #21 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
With the Jon & Vangelis one, the song i wanted you to hear is around 6-and-a-half minutes in, if you wanna skip to that one.
User avatar #8 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey there.

So I'm interested to know what other musicians/bands/genres you like.

(Also epic name and display picture xD)
User avatar #9 to #8 - TITTYFISH (08/22/2013) [-]
ahaha thanks, hmmm there's quite a few bands/musicians that I like and am constantly looking for more. Here are some of my favorites:
3, Dropkick Murphys, Tool, Symphony X, Stray Cats, Ancient VVisdom, Andy McKee, Evan Brewer, Last Chance To Reason, Devin Townsend (big surprise), Between The Buried And Me, Bad Religion, Blackguard, Scale The Summit, Rush, anything Steven Wilson related, Pink Floyd, Opeth, The Offspring, Crush 40, The Living End, The Ocean, Muse, Mastodon, Mantric, Shining, Frost*, Iron Maiden, Ghost, Coheed and Cambria, The Dear Hunter..... Basically encompassing Rock/Metal. What about you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Good sir fish, that's a rather excellent taste in music you have there! I like a good portion of the stuff you like there, and for that you deserve a brofist! Er, brofin? P:

My main taste of music is very similar, my favorite being Rock/Metal/Melodic Death Metal (But I do like other genres: Classical, Choral, Electronic, House few others).

Such bands as: Alter Bridge (I highly recommend these guys, seriously awesome), Killswitch Engage, Wintersun, Ensiferum, Mastodon, Metallica, Amon Amarth, Ghost, Porcupine Tree, Kamelot, Insomnium, Iron Maiden, Tremonti, Muse, Pendulum, Rammstein, Celldweller, Voicians, Blue Stahli, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Opeth, Rainbow, Stone Sour and most recently Devin Townsend (+ a whole bunch of others)
User avatar #11 to #10 - TITTYFISH (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah prog fan! Fin, fist, either works Do you play any music yourself?
User avatar #12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Indeed! Grew up listening to prog, so it's always been there as a favorite!

I occasionally like to make dark/ambient music (Digitally). I'm also an amateur bass player (Self learning, I can play a few tunes, badly, but practice makes perfect =D)

How about yourself?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TITTYFISH (08/22/2013) [-]
Lucky you! I didn't get into Prog until my sophmore year in high school. Cool, do you have a soundcloud or something for your stuff? Yeah I play rhythm guitar/write lyrics for a Prog Rock band called Aeonic Impulse. Here's our facebook if you feel like checking it out! www.facebook.com/AeonicImpulse
User avatar #14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey, better late then never eh : D? Unfortunately I don't have a soundcloud or such (Although it's something I've been meaning to do) - I do however have a small sample I use for my youtube intros, www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0TqpolR4X0 (First 13 seconds).

That's pretty awesome! Cool name too, I like. I enjoyed your cover of Paranoid and Open Car =D! Following on FB now, thanks for sharing.
User avatar #15 to #14 - TITTYFISH (08/22/2013) [-]
Definitely, It's pretty easy to set up but I think that they only give you like 1 free hour of music though before charging for more space. Interesting, so your youtube is for game walkthroughs? Thanks for checking us out and liking the page. Hopefully we can get started on doing some recording after we finish a couple more songs! So far we are just about done with 6 which together is around 47 min or so
User avatar #16 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz (08/23/2013) [-]
Aha, hmm interesting. I might use mediafire (Web storage website, 10GB free I believe, it also now has music playback too).

Aye, like music, video games is a huge passion of mine. I enjoy making/editing pictures/videos so I like to upload stuff to youtube whenever I can. If I was going to do anything about pure music, I think I'd make a separate channel.

You're welcome! I like discovering new bands/music. Ooo very nice! Best of luck with it, I look forward to hearing when it's fully completed
User avatar #17 to #16 - TITTYFISH (08/26/2013) [-]
Looking forward to a music channel! In the meantime here is the first ep of the Ziltoid radio show! www.metalsucks.net/2013/08/26/heres-the-first-episode-of-ziltoids-new-radio-show/
User avatar #18 to #17 - DremoraValkynaz (08/26/2013) [-]
42 mins in so far and this is absolutely epic xD

Man, I got pumped when Daft Punk came on (Seriously one of my favorites, actually the first album I ever bought myself, was Daft Punk's Discovery)

But damn this is epic I look forward to the next show.
User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
Get away from me you titty fish
User avatar #5 to #4 - TITTYFISH (04/24/2013) [-]
:(
User avatar #6 to #5 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
Fish shouldn't even have mammaries...
User avatar #7 to #6 - TITTYFISH (04/24/2013) [-]
D:
User avatar #1 - KingRANDOM (05/09/2010) [-]
Wooot comment virginity broken
User avatar #2 to #1 - TITTYFISH (05/09/2010) [-]
TITTYFISH IS PLEASED WITH THIS! XD
User avatar #3 to #2 - KingRANDOM (05/09/2010) [-]
ROFLMAYO
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