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#65 - Soooooo satisfying.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Crush it all! +25
#83 - weeaboojones (07/26/2015) [-]
the... the gif ends riiiiight before it gets fully crushed.
#17 - I dunno... Just looks like an old lady to me. 06/27/2015 on Meet giant continental rabbits 0
#894 - Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Good memories. I gave my ne… 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... 0
#23 - I've never read this comic before, but I've skipped past it a … 06/05/2015 on "You and Me" Comp 0
#22 - Comment deleted 06/05/2015 on "You and Me" Comp 0
#65 - Ahh, Colonel Flagg. I loved that crazy bastard! 06/04/2015 on War isn't hell 0
#127 - I wrote two pieces of content for Funnyjunk a while ago, they … 06/04/2015 on Skills 0
#6 - I thought his excuse was "I thought she was a burglar"? 06/03/2015 on What's your excuse? +118
#7 - And a dead bee too, by the look of things. 06/03/2015 on Bee knees 0
#72 - Throw me some links bruh, I'd read your stuff.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Skills +1
User avatar #77 - Greevon (06/03/2015) [-]
Know of a place good for posting that kind of stuff? I've actually been thinking of writing stuff for FJ, maybe posting it alongside some pics.

Anyway, I'll at least post a few poems, since they're short and lend themselves well to the comment format.

** Sevenling – Strange Eggs**
Strange eggs are hatching along the shores,
Waves roll and break on dull white sand,
A nurturing ocean mist sprays the shells.

The hatchlings see the dark gray sky,
Heavy clouds drift over the black sea,
Violent strikes of lightning herald their source.

A birth, a birth – A birth to our demise.

Sevenling – I Never Forget a Face
I never forget a face, not a face such as yours,
Your face with no lips for love or eyes for beauty,
Your face of evil, a pale sheet of white.

I locked the door to your face and your horrible hands,
That door remains shut, your grasping fingers at bay,
Your talons and claws can scratch and scratch – To no avail!

Return to the realm of nightmares with your faceless face and hands of black.
#127 - TATTYBOJANGLES (06/04/2015) [-]
I wrote two pieces of content for Funnyjunk a while ago, they did OK, but the community seems to prefer quick-fire content that doesn't require a lot of reading. Which is fair, but I just wish there was a writer's board where we could post content without a character limit.

The best place I've found so far if you're looking for a constructive critique is the writing board on Reddit. I've always kept my writing to myself and have only recently started posting stuff online to get feedback, and so far that's the best place I've found. I mostly write informative comedy articles, but I started writing a surreal horror/ comedy story recently that I'm hoping people will give enough of a shit about to read.

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User avatar #11 - theonegiantring (01/04/2014) [-]
dat avatar
User avatar #3 - SonicTeam (05/08/2013) [-]
So....you removed me, then added me again?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/09/2013) [-]
Because of reasons.
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (05/10/2013) [-]
And those are?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (05/13/2013) [-]
Good or bad ones?
User avatar #1 - monsieurfrog (11/26/2012) [-]
From now on, I'll be the one haunting you.
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