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Date Signed Up:12/21/2009
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#33 - Schrodinger's sand. 05/22/2016 on now i only need 2 bitches 0
#15 - Doesn't wet sand just become dry sand and fall through?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2016 on now i only need 2 bitches +11
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#27 - soldiertwo (05/20/2016) [-]
But dry sand can also become wet sand and clog it.
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#31 - knightdiaz (05/20/2016) [-]
This conversation is fucking me up, but riddle me this squidward, can the sand be wet and dry at the same time as long as its inside the mattress?
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#33 - Swoosh (05/22/2016) [-]
Schrodinger's sand.
#47 - First time I've seen this, and I'm not familiar with the Punis…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2016 on Punisher Facts +4
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#65 - jomgor (05/01/2016) [-]
dude treat yourself and go watch the first punisher movie
#66 - My misunderstanding then. Cheers. 04/27/2016 on If I can hear you chew +1
#64 - I never said I chew with my mouth open or make these noises. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2016 on If I can hear you chew 0
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#65 - hwaraam (04/27/2016) [-]
And i explained them to you. Look at my answers and then tell me EXACTLY WHERE I am implying YOU chew with your mouth open hun fuck you nigger that's for not proper reading I was insulting the vast ammount of people who chew with their mouths open because it irks me to hell now I'm just posting these without reason THE SPANISH INQUISITION betcha didn't expect that? JOHN CENA that neither huh? succ
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#66 - Swoosh (04/27/2016) [-]
My misunderstanding then. Cheers.
#60 - I'm not quite sure if that did answer my question.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2016 on If I can hear you chew +1
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#63 - hwaraam (04/27/2016) [-]
protip: the keywords are "education"

its the same as morals and ethics. if you have them, it will bug you that other people don't. If you lack 'em, you don't care about others
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#64 - Swoosh (04/27/2016) [-]
I never said I chew with my mouth open or make these noises. I'm just interested in the mechanisms by which misophonia occurs.
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#65 - hwaraam (04/27/2016) [-]
And i explained them to you. Look at my answers and then tell me EXACTLY WHERE I am implying YOU chew with your mouth open hun fuck you nigger that's for not proper reading I was insulting the vast ammount of people who chew with their mouths open because it irks me to hell now I'm just posting these without reason THE SPANISH INQUISITION betcha didn't expect that? JOHN CENA that neither huh? succ
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#66 - Swoosh (04/27/2016) [-]
My misunderstanding then. Cheers.
#27 - I find misophonia so baffling. I mean, there's always the case…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2016 on If I can hear you chew +1
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#50 - hwaraam (04/26/2016) [-]
I have misophonia because I was actually educated and raised like a fucking proper human being, not a fucking mongolic uneducated shit that doesn't know how to chew with their fucking mouths closed.

I hope that answers your question
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#60 - Swoosh (04/26/2016) [-]
I'm not quite sure if that did answer my question.
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#63 - hwaraam (04/27/2016) [-]
protip: the keywords are "education"

its the same as morals and ethics. if you have them, it will bug you that other people don't. If you lack 'em, you don't care about others
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#64 - Swoosh (04/27/2016) [-]
I never said I chew with my mouth open or make these noises. I'm just interested in the mechanisms by which misophonia occurs.
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#65 - hwaraam (04/27/2016) [-]
And i explained them to you. Look at my answers and then tell me EXACTLY WHERE I am implying YOU chew with your mouth open hun fuck you nigger that's for not proper reading I was insulting the vast ammount of people who chew with their mouths open because it irks me to hell now I'm just posting these without reason THE SPANISH INQUISITION betcha didn't expect that? JOHN CENA that neither huh? succ
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#66 - Swoosh (04/27/2016) [-]
My misunderstanding then. Cheers.
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My boner doesn't even reach my jeans.
#7 to #6 - Swoosh (12/29/2015) [-]
I forget this context, and I have no idea who you are, but I'm glad this happened. Serendipity, some would say.