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Swizzor

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Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Times Content Favorited:51 times
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latest user's comments

#84 - The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product … 02/25/2015 on Dibs 0
#83 - replacing a brake line and bleeding the system is also somethi… 02/25/2015 on Dibs 0
#82 - I'm glad you know. 02/25/2015 on Dibs 0
#81 - low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because i… 02/25/2015 on Dibs 0
#80 - I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Dibs 0
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#31 - I'd rather someone cut my brakes than key my paint, lol  [+] (16 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Dibs -3
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never understood lowering a truck like that.
User avatar #49 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
He has a small dick.
#82 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you know.
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up buddy

I've been mechanic-ing all day, truck needed a new pitman and idler arm, oil change, tranny fluid change
User avatar #53 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Just a pitman and idler? Usually, by the time those go out, you're looking at a full complement of steering joints.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
All the rest of the steering components were fine. Mid eighties toyota; everything is way over-engineered. 230k miles and still strong.
User avatar #56 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Never, ever, get rid of that truck.
User avatar #57 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I never will. It may be four different colors and have a weird idle when it's cold (I know what it is, it's a coolant temperature sensor that is failed and kicks the truck in and out of warmup mode, and I have the replacement sensor but it's on the back of the engine and hard to get to) but I've never had it let me down when I needed it. Never gotten stuck.
#42 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
its gangsta
User avatar #44 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never been in a pickup and thought "You know what would make this so much better? If the ride quality was suddenly shit, I didn't have any ground clearance, my range of visibility was cut in half, and my cargo capacity was reduced to almost nothing."
#80 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due to different spring rate, rear is still same beside axle being on top of leaf springs, still have same visibility, only thing is ground clearance..
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#45 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
gaaangsta
User avatar #46 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Low pants, low truck, low morals.
#81 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make me a POS.
#47 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
#29 - You'll notice the brake lines cut as soon as you start the car…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Dibs -3
User avatar #30 - Kalder (02/24/2015) [-]
you overestimate the competancy of the general public
but that still doesnt change the fact that someone cut the lines, whether you make it to the road or not, someone can still be charged
#31 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
I'd rather someone cut my brakes than key my paint, lol
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never understood lowering a truck like that.
User avatar #49 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
He has a small dick.
#82 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you know.
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up buddy

I've been mechanic-ing all day, truck needed a new pitman and idler arm, oil change, tranny fluid change
User avatar #53 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Just a pitman and idler? Usually, by the time those go out, you're looking at a full complement of steering joints.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
All the rest of the steering components were fine. Mid eighties toyota; everything is way over-engineered. 230k miles and still strong.
User avatar #56 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Never, ever, get rid of that truck.
User avatar #57 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I never will. It may be four different colors and have a weird idle when it's cold (I know what it is, it's a coolant temperature sensor that is failed and kicks the truck in and out of warmup mode, and I have the replacement sensor but it's on the back of the engine and hard to get to) but I've never had it let me down when I needed it. Never gotten stuck.
#42 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
its gangsta
User avatar #44 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never been in a pickup and thought "You know what would make this so much better? If the ride quality was suddenly shit, I didn't have any ground clearance, my range of visibility was cut in half, and my cargo capacity was reduced to almost nothing."
#80 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due to different spring rate, rear is still same beside axle being on top of leaf springs, still have same visibility, only thing is ground clearance..
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#45 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
gaaangsta
User avatar #46 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Low pants, low truck, low morals.
#81 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make me a POS.
#47 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
#24 - Brake line is A LOT cheaper than paint..  [+] (22 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Dibs -5
#48 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Replacing a brake line and bleeding the system is a high labor cost repair, paint patching for a key mark is something you can do yourself with a touch-up pen.
#83 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
replacing a brake line and bleeding the system is also something you can do yourself... Try to cover up a key mark thats deep with some touch up pens and sell the car..
User avatar #28 - Kalder (02/24/2015) [-]
True but cutting brake lines is borderline attempted murder
#29 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
You'll notice the brake lines cut as soon as you start the car, pedal will just go all the way to the floor, so its kinda hard to miss that lol
User avatar #30 - Kalder (02/24/2015) [-]
you overestimate the competancy of the general public
but that still doesnt change the fact that someone cut the lines, whether you make it to the road or not, someone can still be charged
#31 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
I'd rather someone cut my brakes than key my paint, lol
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never understood lowering a truck like that.
User avatar #49 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
He has a small dick.
#82 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you know.
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up buddy

I've been mechanic-ing all day, truck needed a new pitman and idler arm, oil change, tranny fluid change
User avatar #53 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Just a pitman and idler? Usually, by the time those go out, you're looking at a full complement of steering joints.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
All the rest of the steering components were fine. Mid eighties toyota; everything is way over-engineered. 230k miles and still strong.
User avatar #56 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Never, ever, get rid of that truck.
User avatar #57 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I never will. It may be four different colors and have a weird idle when it's cold (I know what it is, it's a coolant temperature sensor that is failed and kicks the truck in and out of warmup mode, and I have the replacement sensor but it's on the back of the engine and hard to get to) but I've never had it let me down when I needed it. Never gotten stuck.
#42 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
its gangsta
User avatar #44 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never been in a pickup and thought "You know what would make this so much better? If the ride quality was suddenly shit, I didn't have any ground clearance, my range of visibility was cut in half, and my cargo capacity was reduced to almost nothing."
#80 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due to different spring rate, rear is still same beside axle being on top of leaf springs, still have same visibility, only thing is ground clearance..
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#45 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
gaaangsta
User avatar #46 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Low pants, low truck, low morals.
#81 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make me a POS.
#47 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
#6 - what about that dudes room from Grandmas Boy? 02/17/2015 on how did I not notice this 0
#71 - referencecexplain?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Girl passed out 0
User avatar #75 - jamcliche (02/05/2015) [-]
A thread on 4chan proposed a situation where the reader encounters a scantily dressed woman passed out on a bench and asks what the reader would do? One particularly cringey answer involved the guy taking her back to his place, putting her to bed and sleeping on the couch, followed by making her a "bowl of hard boiled eggs" before she awoke the next day. When she awoke, he would issue her the bowl and tell her, "You don't have to tell [him] what happened, but you do have to eat these."

This attempt at a sympathetic, gentlemenly response was instead met with ridicule, because it seemed to imply that he was going to force the woman to eat an entire bowl of eggs before she could leave a stranger's home.
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