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SuperSixONE

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Gender: male
Age: 113
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Too, many, to, list
X-box Gamertag: PM me for it bitch
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Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
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I'm a semi brony that was here from green FJ and had many past accounts, and I hate newfags, imfunnynet, ushumorous, and mass reposters.
Also, as you can see by my birthday and age, I am Jesus.

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latest user's comments

#105 - "If your be a Going to 2 Face Then aT least Onee of them …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Cringe Comp 7: Return of... +1
User avatar #121 - joedeltaco (02/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with his face, is he chewing something? Was he born looking like sucked a lemon, is he doing those jaden smith eyebrow raises? did he miley cyrus in thenlast pic to look sexy? piss? Communism?
#100 - That one about the rising price of jet fuel was mine 02/26/2015 on "The End" - A Story by... 0
#552 - What do you mean jet fuel is 5 bucks a gallon, I work at mcdon… 02/25/2015 on FJ Writes A Story 0
#43833 - Mourinho is a smart man, if he is offered a good player with p… 02/25/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#43830 - lol 02/25/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#43829 - Khedira is really more of a playmaker, seeing runs and making …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #43831 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
Can't see mourinho selling the (arguably) best defensive mid in the premier league to a champions league rival, I can see cech opting a move to Dortmund though. Schneiderlin maybe? he is solid and southampton probably prefer to sell him to a club abroad rather than a premier league rival.

I agree though khedira is more of a box-to-box player
User avatar #43833 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Mourinho is a smart man, if he is offered a good player with potential and some extra money, he may take it. After all, he bought Thorgan Hazard for 500k and sold him a few years later for 8 mil, and he didn't play a single game for Chelsea.
#43820 - Exactly. Cech is just being wasted on the bench. I feel like i…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #43824 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
They actually have really really high quality players, their defense on paper is a brick wall. Right now i think they are just lacking a good defensive midfielder to break up the incoming attack. Honestly they just need cech and someone a good CDM. Khedira maybe? He's going to be a free agent this summer but he is hardly a true defensive mid
User avatar #43829 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Khedira is really more of a playmaker, seeing runs and making good passes, which any team could always use. They need someone like Lahm, but he isn't going anywhere. Maybe they could do a double trade with Chelsea and pick up Cech and Matic? Khedira is probably their best bet though.
User avatar #43831 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
Can't see mourinho selling the (arguably) best defensive mid in the premier league to a champions league rival, I can see cech opting a move to Dortmund though. Schneiderlin maybe? he is solid and southampton probably prefer to sell him to a club abroad rather than a premier league rival.

I agree though khedira is more of a box-to-box player
User avatar #43833 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Mourinho is a smart man, if he is offered a good player with potential and some extra money, he may take it. After all, he bought Thorgan Hazard for 500k and sold him a few years later for 8 mil, and he didn't play a single game for Chelsea.
User avatar #43826 - cdm (02/25/2015) [-]
Er... What?
#43830 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
lol
#43828 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
CDM = Central Defensive Midfielder
#43815 - Yeah, they were at the bottom of the table but now after they …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #43819 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't think he's the problem to be honest, but if BVB got someone like Cech to make him perform better then they really should try getting him at least
User avatar #43820 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Exactly. Cech is just being wasted on the bench. I feel like if BVB doesn't have to worry about conceding as much, then that makes Auba, Immobile, and Reus much more focused on scoring.
User avatar #43824 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
They actually have really really high quality players, their defense on paper is a brick wall. Right now i think they are just lacking a good defensive midfielder to break up the incoming attack. Honestly they just need cech and someone a good CDM. Khedira maybe? He's going to be a free agent this summer but he is hardly a true defensive mid
User avatar #43829 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Khedira is really more of a playmaker, seeing runs and making good passes, which any team could always use. They need someone like Lahm, but he isn't going anywhere. Maybe they could do a double trade with Chelsea and pick up Cech and Matic? Khedira is probably their best bet though.
User avatar #43831 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
Can't see mourinho selling the (arguably) best defensive mid in the premier league to a champions league rival, I can see cech opting a move to Dortmund though. Schneiderlin maybe? he is solid and southampton probably prefer to sell him to a club abroad rather than a premier league rival.

I agree though khedira is more of a box-to-box player
User avatar #43833 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Mourinho is a smart man, if he is offered a good player with potential and some extra money, he may take it. After all, he bought Thorgan Hazard for 500k and sold him a few years later for 8 mil, and he didn't play a single game for Chelsea.
User avatar #43826 - cdm (02/25/2015) [-]
Er... What?
#43830 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
lol
#43828 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
CDM = Central Defensive Midfielder
#43811 - BVB vs Juventus Man City vs Barca Who will w…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#43814 - onemanstand (02/24/2015) [-]
The city game will probably be a draw or a Barca win

But I think BVB will lose this one imo considering their league form but they have been fucking immense on champions league. Either way I think BVB fans should be happy if they get knocked out of champions league because they can now concentrate on bundesliga and focus on not getting relegated which is an actual threat to them right now. Strangely they haven't even been playing that badly in bundesliga, just a few mistakes now and then, bad luck and so many fucking up chances
User avatar #43815 - SuperSixONE (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, they were at the bottom of the table but now after they won 3 games in a row in the BL they are almost mid table. I guess getting knocked out would be better for them tho.
In the end I think Weidenfeller will be their downfall, hes getting old and gifted Tevez the opener. I new goalie would really help, as much as I love Weidenfeller.
User avatar #43819 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't think he's the problem to be honest, but if BVB got someone like Cech to make him perform better then they really should try getting him at least
User avatar #43820 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Exactly. Cech is just being wasted on the bench. I feel like if BVB doesn't have to worry about conceding as much, then that makes Auba, Immobile, and Reus much more focused on scoring.
User avatar #43824 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
They actually have really really high quality players, their defense on paper is a brick wall. Right now i think they are just lacking a good defensive midfielder to break up the incoming attack. Honestly they just need cech and someone a good CDM. Khedira maybe? He's going to be a free agent this summer but he is hardly a true defensive mid
User avatar #43829 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Khedira is really more of a playmaker, seeing runs and making good passes, which any team could always use. They need someone like Lahm, but he isn't going anywhere. Maybe they could do a double trade with Chelsea and pick up Cech and Matic? Khedira is probably their best bet though.
User avatar #43831 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
Can't see mourinho selling the (arguably) best defensive mid in the premier league to a champions league rival, I can see cech opting a move to Dortmund though. Schneiderlin maybe? he is solid and southampton probably prefer to sell him to a club abroad rather than a premier league rival.

I agree though khedira is more of a box-to-box player
User avatar #43833 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
Mourinho is a smart man, if he is offered a good player with potential and some extra money, he may take it. After all, he bought Thorgan Hazard for 500k and sold him a few years later for 8 mil, and he didn't play a single game for Chelsea.
User avatar #43826 - cdm (02/25/2015) [-]
Er... What?
#43830 - SuperSixONE (02/25/2015) [-]
lol
#43828 - onemanstand (02/25/2015) [-]
CDM = Central Defensive Midfielder
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User avatar #151 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2015) [-]
*roll 100 0-999,999,999*
User avatar #152 to #151 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2015) [-]
*roll 5 0-999,999,999*
User avatar #153 to #152 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2015) [-]
*roll 100, 0-999,999,999*
User avatar #154 to #153 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2015) [-]
*roll 1 0-99*
User avatar #155 to #154 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2015) [-]
**SuperSixONE used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**SuperSixONE rolls 75**
User avatar #156 to #155 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2015) [-]
*roll 10, 0-999999999*
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**SuperSixONE used "*roll 9, 0-999999999*"**
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**SuperSixONE used "*roll pokemon*"**
**SuperSixONE rolls Carvanha**
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**SuperSixONE rolls Wifely duties.**
User avatar #144 - deafmagnets (01/11/2014) [-]
Hey man, it's been about a week. I've just been busy, but you've been a recent FJ'er I've liked talking to so what's up?
User avatar #145 to #144 - SuperSixONE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nothin' much. Just got a new mouse, since my old one crapped out over a horrible month of failing. The new one's pretty sweet though, but once you use a mouse for a long time, it takes a while to adjust to a new one.
User avatar #146 to #145 - deafmagnets (01/12/2014) [-]
for some reason I thought you meant a mouse like a pet... I had one and it died... I didn't like it though, ****** bit me.

What type did you get, I bought one from razer it was nice just never used it for gaming, but paint and stuff like that

You got a job?
User avatar #147 to #146 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
I got a Razer one, I had the Orochi for a few years and it was great, but the USB got corroded or some **** and it would cut out and cause bad lag. Now I have the Taipan.

I don't have a job as I don't really need one, since I don't really buy things and I'm not old enough to need a source of income other than my parents.
User avatar #148 to #147 - deafmagnets (01/12/2014) [-]
I've heard many great things about the Taipan from my buddy that is into hardcore gaming and etc. So I hope you enjoy it as much as he does.

That was probably one of the best explanations I've heard lol, I got a job cuz I wanted to start buying more things, then I wanted a car so I needed insurance and **** , now as I'm 18, I'm trying to get a place of my own so I need rent and **** ... It's crazy man
User avatar #149 to #148 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
Thanks!

Yeah, I guess that time will come for me too. I'm not sure how I'll do with adult privileges and responsibilities.
User avatar #143 - SuperSixONE (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #142 - SuperSixONE (11/20/2013) [-]
(´・ω・`)
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User avatar #103 - SuperSixONE (07/27/2013) [-]
fag phanact
User avatar #102 - SuperSixONE (07/13/2013) [-]
My Call of Cthulhu story tiem.
(In the 1920's timeline)
This is going to jump into the story pretty fast, with the ending to another story.
>End up getting sent to a house by some old professor guy
>We end up jumping through the window
>Friend is the craziest person I know, and for some reason he takes his shoes off
>He cuts up his feet and jumps around, but falls through the floor into a rape dungeon or something
>He almost dies and partially goes insane from what we didn't see
>We kinda laugh, and than the entire rooms floor caves in, so we all fall in
> A demon is down there, and he summons a wormhole that sucks us in
>We end up in the ocean in England on a foggy day
>We decide to swim to the shore
>Either See a lighthouse or explore
>We explore and find that professor guy in the road almost dead
>We resuscitate him and carry him to a village we found
> We go to a church in the village but see something on the pointy roof above the bell
>We go inside
>nothing.jpg
>roll for spot hidden
>29, we see a hidden door
>We go through the door and up a staircase
>its to the bell
>Its a man impaled on the roof
>we attempt to climb up to him
>crazy friend tries first, he needs a 50 and rolls an 83
>he falls but luckily we grab his hand
>other friend climbs up and retrieves body
>that friend went insane and didn't tell us
>He rips the guys head off and starts eating his wallet
>goes into corner and hugs head, but is afraid of blood now and starts crying
>crazy friend drags us into town and starts waving the guys head around asking villagers "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN" and waving the head in their faces >proceeds to light a goat on fire for no reason
>we go to the lighthouse now, but crazy friend stays behind to guard the body or something stupid
>climb to the top of the lighthouse
>i spot hidden, spot a trap door
>go into it and step on rancid poop
>Once I go back up we all notice a guy panicking and rowing a rowboat
>Huge green hand rises from the deep and pulls him and the boat down
> 12 foot tall Battletoads (no trolling) rise from the ocean onto the beach
>everybody rushes out of the lighthouse to battle but me because i went to the bathroom
>They kill all but king battletoad who is 20 feet tall and really ****** strong
>king battletoad rapes them and they run out of ammo, almost die, retreat and hide
>I come back
>Im at the top of the lighthouse which the battletoads boarded up so i cant leave
>king battletoad 675 meters away
>I only have a sawed off 1920s shotgun with one shell
>only standard 30% training
>King battletoad practically dead but will stil kill you just as easy, thats why everyone ran away
>I would need to roll a 1. A ******* one. The "DM" was being nice by giving me a chance
>From the top of a lighthouse with a 1920s beat up sawed off shotgun from 675m away I rolled a one and killed king battletoad
>We walk back and crazy friend brings us to the police station
>he walks up to the chief of police who is surrounded by tons of rifle armed cops
> he screams "ARE YOU A DINO?!??!"
>just as he says that dynamite he planted before goes off and blows up the tavern
that is filled with barrels of alcohol
> he pulls out his pistol and at point blank range shoots at and misses the police chief
>We all gasp and we are all shoced
>All cops open fire and rape us
The End
User avatar #91 - SuperSixONE (06/07/2013) [-]
girls und panzer special episode 1
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*roll 9*
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