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SuperJesus

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Age: 100
Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
Last Login:3/23/2015
Location:Uranus
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 17138 total,  19180 ,  2042
Comment Thumbs: 3494 total,  4048 ,  554
Content Level Progress: 13.4% (134/1000)
Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:12
Content Views:439202
Times Content Favorited:1607 times
Total Comments Made:724
FJ Points:18656
Favorite Tags: KFC (7) | niggers (7) | chan (6) | Dragons (6) | nigga (4) | nigger (4) | aint (3) | Chicken (3) | crashes (3) | lol (3) | Naruto (3) | shit (3) | Cars (2) | meme (2) | Ramen (2) | rasengan (2)

latest user's comments

#36 - Best fap of my life 05/09/2013 on How about a nice cream pie? +5
#229 - I was thinking of dexter the whole time 05/08/2013 on Serial Killers 0
#45 - I always thought when homer drinks a beer they look so sweet a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on cartoon food +8
#86 - brucemuffinz (05/07/2013) [-]
It's an acquired taste.
User avatar #92 - irishpunker (05/07/2013) [-]
"An acquired taste"

Which means you have to drink something that's bad for you before you can even begin to enjoy it.
User avatar #82 - lot (05/07/2013) [-]
That's because you ain't Belgian.
#78 - Oh look, its that joke again.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Dragon Ball Z +1
#80 - saiyajinwarrior (05/05/2013) [-]
I've made it my sworn duty to apologize to anyone who is displeased with my content.

So I am very, truly sorry that you did not find my content amusing, and hope to possibly tickle your heart with a future post.

'til then!
User avatar #104 - ultimoz (05/05/2013) [-]
You're a wonderful person.
#100 - I love this bit 05/02/2013 on to manly bro to manly 0
#10 - Wouldn't you need to be wearing something formal like a suit f…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Get pulled over +18
User avatar #60 - torexofthenight (04/26/2013) [-]
My brother wore jeans, a t shirt, and a baseball cap to his best friends funeral. The reason was his best friends once said "I swear to God, when I die if I look down from Heaven and see that your all dressed up at my funeral. I'm gonna come back down one last time just to give you the Gib smack."
User avatar #21 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
Why, i see no point in suits and being uncomfortable for others pleasure.
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (04/26/2013) [-]
he could work in an office and have to wear a dress shirt and tie every day so you never know.
#25 - Reminded me of this **** . 04/20/2013 on Mousetrap +11
#45 - "Herb grinder"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on Amazing ideas full of awesome +11
User avatar #212 - paintmered (04/20/2013) [-]
In case you didn't see it already:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKePrVPGK3g
#131 - That was brilliant 04/18/2013 on I'm sorry, penis +1
#488 - I don't know why people are saying "you must be retarded …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Genetic mutation 0
User avatar #493 - cheesewithmold (04/17/2013) [-]
My bad. Apparently they're fertile too, which makes this practically impossible even with technology.
User avatar #492 - cheesewithmold (04/17/2013) [-]
But it's supposedly a mutation. Not done via technology.

Sure, you can make someone infertile, have no facial hair, stop periods, and give them purple eyes, but not all at once through a simple mutation.
#31 - I think its about how far we have evolved, a contrast between … 04/14/2013 on Description +2
#26 - MFW he ran on the side wall 04/12/2013 on Bad ass indians +6
#131 - Hold up, so this post is technically a repost from another web… 04/12/2013 on Reposts +9
#13 - The chick in the mask is so hot  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on Fucking boop +5
User avatar #37 - vladhellsing (04/10/2013) [-]
I thought so to, but then she took it off.
#132 - Oh stevie jacobs. 04/10/2013 on Chicken Attack! EVERYONE RUN! 0
#157 - I googled that lizard one for like 30 mins before looking at t… 04/09/2013 on Lempersy's Fun Facts +3
#4 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Prospective 0
#46 - Killing him is mere childs play. I wanted to make him suff…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Best coin spent in Skyrim +6
#51 - trojandetected (04/07/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #3726420 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
I did not kill him......YET.
I have plans big plans i will kill everyone he loves first i will lay waste to his religious friends i will kill anyone who ever listens to him then dump all my shit in his house like you but then take all his shit good or bad and dump it in the church and then every day i will put a body from the pile of his friends next to him.
When the time comes to kill him i will put an arrow in each knee then FUS RO DAHH him of the highest peak where i can get him i will then attempt to impale him on the statue.

(OPTIONAL) hunt the voice actor down and repeat the above.
#24 - IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE **** ME IM OUT 04/07/2013 on Just why +1
#24 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Waking someone up +40
#205 - solrosen (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh lawd
#184 - halomike (04/07/2013) [-]
#71 - Far out this game takes me back, I loved this **** 04/06/2013 on oh the, horror 0
#195 - If everyone put in a dollar you'd reach the goal, think about …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on A Game With Absolute Freedom +2
User avatar #199 - LiveDarkness (04/06/2013) [-]
i thought i was the only one who thought of this....
#68 - The blonde looks way better to me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Easter party +24
#108 - Plagus (04/02/2013) [-]
#66 - I don't think they should make anymore. It'll ruin it just…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2013 on New DBZ episodes? +3
User avatar #102 - drainbramage (04/01/2013) [-]
GT no longer counts, as Battle Of Gods uncannonised GT.
User avatar #276 - nephritho (04/01/2013) [-]
>implying GT was canon at the first place
#93 - winterfrost (04/01/2013) [-]
GT had different writers if I remember correctly, but now we got the original writers back so things should be alright.
#84 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
#88 - Rascal (04/01/2013) [-]
"Let's be honest"? Thinking DBZ is bad isn't being honest, that's just an opinion. It can be an honest OPINION, but not an honest fact.
#108 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
#69 - restfullwicked (03/31/2013) [-]
GT was a different kettle of fish IMO. It had some really good ideas to work on. i thought the dark energy from too many wishes was a really good idea, and the black star balls. the problem with GT was they they were trying to appeal to the "young" audience rather than the fans of the show.
#83 - Picture 03/26/2013 on Feels +5

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#2 - bolma (12/05/2014) [-]
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