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Gender: male
Interests: Moonlit walks on the beach, the mornings after, sweet nothings whispered into my ear, the smell of vanilla-scented candles wafting in the air
Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:California USA
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I haven't changed my profile in a while. Fuck man. Anyway, hello visitor, and welcome! There's not much to see here, but enjoy it anyway!

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#376 - I'm not a huge politics feller myself, but am I the only one w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Jon Stewart Reacts To... 0
User avatar #382 - robinwilliamson (06/20/2015) [-]
His positions are the same as the way a majority of Americans tend to poll, including big money in politics, climate change, minimum wage, taxes, healthcare, and war and so on.

Plus, most people don't really trust anyone else because, well, the money, Lebowski. His funds come from unions and individual contributions, not really from major corporations.
#225 - Picture 06/20/2015 on Job Experiences - London... 0
#308 - below 06/19/2015 on 2 year transformation 0
#143 - That looks like SNL, buddy.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM +1
User avatar #429 - ragnithenotfunny (06/25/2015) [-]
Sauce me. Right in the face, I'd like to share that with my friend who plays the sax.

I'll look for it regardless, but it sounds like you know what you're looking for.
User avatar #430 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/25/2015) [-]
Jorm Dances To Fleet Foxes

There you go!
#34 - Holy **** is that the Leviathan series? Those books wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Pebbles +1
#61 - kannonball (06/19/2015) [-]
**kannonball used "*roll picture*"**
**kannonball rolled image** Fuck yeah.
#80 - That's exactly what I was thinking, to be honest. And I don't … 06/19/2015 on Balls o Steel 0
#39 - It's believed that his last words were "This is *****… 06/19/2015 on this world is so cruel +1
#149 - I can't speak for everyone else, but I enjoy the justice in it… 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... +2
#124 - It falls under the science of booty 06/19/2015 on The scientists we deserve +1
#111 - I love that ******* .gif but you are wrong sir. Not man…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Stop Wars 0
#123 - garymuthafuknoak (06/19/2015) [-]
it was just my cheap bait
#173 - Did they make it to the air battle?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on /K/omp #6 The Return 0
#182 - vymastenaochechula (06/17/2015) [-]
on slovak roads? doubt it
#94 - You can tell it's ******** by the 5th line 06/17/2015 on Anon exploits feminism +1
#53 - Guess we should revoke their Linguistics degree then 06/17/2015 on Tumblr Comp +1
#204 - Is no one going to mention how much effort went into that …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Cringe #47 +1
User avatar #263 - mancobbler (07/08/2015) [-]
I agree, but he could have taken an extra while rendering with a decent engine like cycles
#76 - Picture 06/16/2015 on Gordon Ramsay 0
#1252668 - Ok guys, I'm looking for an Xbox One on Craigslist, and there …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252671 - eezo (06/16/2015) [-]
if you're iffy/nervous, arrange the meet up near a police station or other public and safe area
User avatar #1252670 - dudemiesterman (06/16/2015) [-]
Talk to the people first and see if they give you a form of contact other than their email. If they give you a phone number and agree to meet you at their home, then it's almost certainly a legit console. It's usually easy to tell the shifty people apart on CL.
#307 - "When Witcher 3 came out, almost no one here even batted …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on MFW Fallout 4 0
User avatar #312 - tkfourtwoone (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm just saying that this site would have made a bit more room for more fandom, besides the already established TF2/TES/FO/ME/DS fandoms
#306 - Picture 06/16/2015 on MFW Fallout 4 +3
#148 - But if they were to make something as impressive as the first … 06/15/2015 on no more dead dinosaurs 0
#79 - I am absolutely in love with Huskies. They are beautiful creat… 06/15/2015 on Siberian Husky gets an ice... +2
#142 - That's why it's still my favorite. There was more suspense, th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on no more dead dinosaurs 0
User avatar #153 - viscerys (06/15/2015) [-]
I dunno. I was well into Jurassic World. When the camera panned up to look at the park, and the music picked up. I got chills. I personally felt that Jurassic World is the only one of the series to rival the first one.
User avatar #144 - Silver Quantum (06/15/2015) [-]
it's really not about the movies. it's about you and your sense of amazement. when you were a child you were easily impressed by many movies and games because they were something new to you. so now, when you are an adult assuming you are one, it's not the quality of the movies you are comparing, but the sense of nostalgia and amazement you experienced as a result of watching both movies. so it's very unlikely you will ever experience that feeling of awe as when you were a kid, regardless of how well they make a movie, because you aren't as easily impressed anymore.
User avatar #148 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/15/2015) [-]
But if they were to make something as impressive as the first one, and I was still just as amazed as I was even back then, then I'd consider this movie fantastic.
For me, it wasn't as good because it was all-action, manly hero saves the day-type stuff, instead of the slower, well thought-out plot of the first one.

Basically, I think that if this movie WAS an super amazing movie like the first one in general (not compared to Jurassic Park), the fact that I've already been amazed by dinosaurs wouldn't matter. For example, in 2008 I had already seen and been wowed by Batman, this awesome vigilante who fought for justice and shit - but when I saw The Dark Knight, another movie in a long history of the same franchise, just like Jurassic World I was completely taken aback by how good it was.

What I'm trying to get at is that to me, it is the quality of the movie that affects my opinion towards it.
#30992 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That was a pretty damn good episode imo b… 06/15/2015 on Television - cartoon... +5
#30991 - Ollie has been a ******** since day ******* one.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #31014 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/15/2015) [-]
I could maybe understand why he took ygritte she killed his parents and they were invading but taking ygritte and jon? oh heeeeeeeeeelll no.
#40 - Enjoy all that bird **** on your lawn then  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Feathered revenge 0
User avatar #47 - leonhardt (06/14/2015) [-]
>Then the tide comes in and washes everything away
#30895 - Yes, go see Jurassic World. It takes a while to get used …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #30921 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2015) [-]
meaning i'll hate it cause its gonna be catered to idiots


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User avatar #15 - newpulse (06/12/2015) [-]
you're a faggot. having moonlit walks on the beach is ****** faggot, you giant ass faggot
User avatar #12 - moralpolice (03/30/2012) [-]
You're amazing, and everyone feels more amazing when someone tells them they are, and chances are, you should feel more amazing than you do.

Stay cheerful, my friend
#7 - bobJML (08/08/2011) [-]
#8 to #8 - SuperHyperCrazy (08/08/2011) [-]
Nice moves
Nice moves
#9 to #9 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
I don't remember what I posted :(
I don't remember what I posted :(
User avatar #10 to #10 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/03/2012) [-]
It's been 3 months and this hasn't expired...GOD
User avatar #11 to #11 - bobJML (01/03/2012) [-]
I think Steve Urkel deleted the image expiring thing.
User avatar #5 - ihavenoname (09/11/2010) [-]
i didnt mean to delete your comment! sorry, i meant to delete another one! i feel bad
User avatar #6 to #6 - SuperHyperCrazy (09/11/2010) [-]
haha its kool man
#2 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
ingore ignorant people. dont let anyone put you down
User avatar #1 - kerorogundam (12/13/2009) [-]
u think my pic ( Science! ) is not funny? well at least i got pic not like u bitch
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