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Gender: male
Interests: Moonlit walks on the beach, the mornings after, sweet nothings whispered into my ear, the smell of vanilla-scented candles wafting in the air
Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
Last Login:6/30/2016
Location:California USA
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I haven't changed my profile in a while. Fuck man. Anyway, hello visitor, and welcome! There's not much to see here, but enjoy it anyway!

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#51 - I can confidently confirm that California is not drowning …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2015 on How to walk across the... 0
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#53 - elcreepo (11/10/2015) [-]
Shits on fire though.

It was flooding in the north and burning in the south not to long ago though
#69 - The day I start paying for porn is the day that I need to stop…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2015 on Live Porn +12
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#75 - chokebee (11/10/2015) [-]
Paying for porn would be like paying for winrar license - a true privilege.
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#84 - slycoop (11/10/2015) [-]
If you have a specific niche fetish, paying for porn is a very common thing. A few people have the disposable income and want to support the porn creators who cater to their weird kink. They also tend to create sharing communities on various forums where they exchange files with one another.

In other words, it's not that strange to pay for porn if you're a certain type of porn consumer.
#3952 - **SuperHyperCrazy used "*roll picture*"** **SuperHyperCrazy… 11/10/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#126 - Thank you for explaining your career path, scowler. Now I can …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2015 on Started a new job at a... +3
#129 - scowler (11/10/2015) [-]
Is that sarcasm?

If I didn't explain in full, my response would've sounded really weird. That, and there's the off-chance someone will chime in with useful info.

Really all I was saying was that I'm taking a bunch of big steps, primarily just to play five or ten games in peace. Is that not amusing? Not that it's meant to be...
#71 - Well at least they didn't have frickin laser beams 11/10/2015 on Sharks Attack the Internet +11
#82 - San Francisco mentioned, swell with ridiculous rent, gay pride… 11/09/2015 on Is this legal? 0
#157 - You must not listen to a lot of rap, good man. 11/09/2015 on FALLOUT 4: SPECIAL RAP by... 0
#259 - Haha holy **** dude, you judged the gameplay without even touc… 11/09/2015 on Come on and slam 0
#282 - I was getting ready to welcome The Designer back oh wait... 11/09/2015 on admin is moving on 0
#92 - I can't put into words how much I love this picture 11/09/2015 on XL black tweets comp 24 0