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|#89 - I don't know how these games work [+] (49 new replies)||11/15/2015 on Table Top Games||0|
#135 - maxmekker (11/15/2015) [-]
Jettom rewards you for being a tryhard and surviving, i kept getting knocked the fuck around relentlessly but every fight ended the same way, my character went "dont loose your way" mode and came charging in from the other side of the field destroying people with friggin 50 damage in one hit at lvl 3.
#138 - maxmekker (11/15/2015) [-]
Was my first time too, i escaped the FIRST FIGHT with 5 HP , and another party member with 2 HP, we were fighting bloody fire cultists !
He did reward me with an "ashbringer" (sword with a metric dick ton of fire damage in our campaign) afterwards though for smashing one of them so hard with my maul that his head flew half a kilo meter away and disintegrated his torso in the process due to holy damage...
#152 - maxmekker (11/15/2015) [-]
one of our team mates was eaten by a pack of owl bears at pretty much the start, and if i didnt find a solution to that situation jettom would punish me because of my character background etc.
He can tell you more about that event, that was harsh on all of us in the group.
#163 - jettom (11/15/2015) [-]
So they set up camp. One guy scouts for the first 2 hours the party is asleep.
He goes to sleep to get a long rest, wakes up the next guy to scout. The next guy waits for him to fall asleep then starts robbing everyone asleep.
Sadly for him, the ones who normally sleep in the cave complex were about to go back inside. Had he scouted he would have seen it, but he wasn't scouting.
So he was promptly killed by them. Thanks to maxmekker however the entire room they were in had an insanely vile staunch, so the owlbears didn't detect the rest of the party and went inside their complex to sleep.
#167 - jettom (11/15/2015) [-]
That poor guy had to work overtime to figure out why he wasn't going to charge in. And as he was "Zealot good" and "Fanatically seeking vengeance" he couldn't use reason to get out of the situation, so his brain began to function like gearworks.
#134 - jettom (11/15/2015) [-]
But you'd probably still have lost.
I just think it's more fair to have you in a very difficult fight you're not meant to win, yet where you still get to kill whatever you face. Any enemies that survived the encounter (ONE Goblin Archer) will face you afterwards. It could've been worse, but you managed really fucking well.
What do you think is best?
A) You start the campaign with a quest to return lost cargo.
B) You go on a small quest and the cargo is stolen in the process.
C) You fight a losing battle, survive yet lost tremendously and have to go back and get the cargo back.
I think C is best, as it gives the players personal incentive to go kill whatever ambushed them. I also didn't have the goblins steal what you guys were wearing.
What I didn't take into consideration was that you'd throw a hissy fit and blame the entire loss on pickles. You were meant to lose the battle. It's not a "You lost because he decided to go skin it." It's a "you guys lost because the enemy set a fucking huge ambush to take you guys out."
If you had acted like a military unit, used counter-ambush tactics, gone with feats that'd work fucking great together (I.E a fighter human variant with sentinel and Polearm Master with the casters) you would have won, but you guys are not yet at a level where that is feasible. I want the entire party to learn to play serious with me. If you have a Rogue with great tracking capabilities (kaelthor) he should scout ahead.
I run my campaigns on Very Hard as a default setting. If the group as a whole wants to tune down the difficulty just say so, but until so I will not make easy encounters. I really don't want ANY encounters where the combat is "I shoot an arrow at an enemy" "Which?" "The one that has taken the most damage."
I want you to think about what to target, what to attack. Don't just attempt to stomp through everything.
Honestly, the fact Pickles went up to skin the horses was a very good move, as there were squishes up there already. Pickles going there literally saved the life of several others, as he could take a punch and actually reduced the entire pincher attack to nothing, which gave the party the edge it needed to take down the troops attacking from the rear, which was glorious. Not to mention the goblin archers saw him as a huge threat and shot at him en large, but he didn't fall because he was a bulky as fuck tank.
#140 - medewu (11/15/2015) [-]
And that's what I was doing thinking from the information given, tactical don't go out far Keal could have easily scouted like what he did when he went stealth.
Aka Scout recon, Jos is fuckin' heavy hitting tank, i don't even remember what gold is nor pickles like the only ones who were thinking during that was me, Kael, and Ruben.
A of course I would because people doing as they please is how things get fucked up and people die. Sure its just a game I wanna play it like legit think about what you do. Sure from what you are saying he could take a punch, but the only one there is Gold and what does he even do?
That's all i'm saying Ya i'mma throw a fuckin' "hissy" fit, and type cause I was "Knocked out" why would I talk when I'm KO'd?
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