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Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
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#107 - This is too real. That and all the girls you had been crushing… 12/14/2015 on Blåck twææts cømp 33:... +1
#204 - Thank you for your professional critique of children's shows, … 12/14/2015 on I can't wait -3
#115 - Nothing will ever be better than this 12/13/2015 on 4chit 0
#137 - BADABADABA WEEE BA BA BADABO 12/13/2015 on Today in Ukrainian... 0
#89 - Vertibirds always seem to crash at the worst times/places. … 12/13/2015 on Fascinating 0
#82 - She doesn't have an ass but "I was still staring at…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Get out of the way >:( +1
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#93 - misticalz (12/12/2015) [-]
nice one
#74 - Still, I'm sure there's a funny white guy in a good mood somew… 12/11/2015 on Black Jesus +1
#62 - It's almost like we're normal human beings or something  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Black Jesus 0
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#71 - seamusmcmaximus (12/10/2015) [-]
but theyre nicer than other people when theyre in a genuinly good mood = my point
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#74 - SuperHyperCrazy (12/11/2015) [-]
Still, I'm sure there's a funny white guy in a good mood somewhere out there, or a Latino who is a big tipper. Point is that, as an entire race, we're not all extra nice when we're feeling good - that dude was probably just a good dude.
It's like me saying "a really angry white guy came into my store today, and started throwing everything on the floor. He really fucked up my day. Now I know that all white people everywhere really get crazy when they're angry."
#84 - I guess there were... 12/09/2015 on Random Fact Comp. #72 +1
#128 - URAAAAAAAANIUM FEVER!* Come on man, you have to feel it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Unrealistic beauty standards +1
#141 - sirpoopcloud (12/09/2015) [-]
Uranium fever easily my favorite song in fallout 4. The New Vegas soundtrack made me wish for the legion to crucify me every time i heard big iron. Also any idea whats up with these Christmas hats?