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Gender: male
Interests: Moonlit walks on the beach, the mornings after, sweet nothings whispered into my ear, the smell of vanilla-scented candles wafting in the air
Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
Last Login:10/06/2015
Location:California USA
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I haven't changed my profile in a while. Fuck man. Anyway, hello visitor, and welcome! There's not much to see here, but enjoy it anyway!

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#204 - Is no one going to mention how much effort went into that …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Cringe #47 +1
User avatar #263 - mancobbler (07/08/2015) [-]
I agree, but he could have taken an extra while rendering with a decent engine like cycles
#76 - Picture 06/16/2015 on Gordon Ramsay 0
#1252668 - Ok guys, I'm looking for an Xbox One on Craigslist, and there …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252671 - eezo (06/16/2015) [-]
if you're iffy/nervous, arrange the meet up near a police station or other public and safe area
User avatar #1252670 - dudemiesterman (06/16/2015) [-]
Talk to the people first and see if they give you a form of contact other than their email. If they give you a phone number and agree to meet you at their home, then it's almost certainly a legit console. It's usually easy to tell the shifty people apart on CL.
#307 - "When Witcher 3 came out, almost no one here even batted …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on MFW Fallout 4 0
User avatar #312 - tkfourtwoone (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm just saying that this site would have made a bit more room for more fandom, besides the already established TF2/TES/FO/ME/DS fandoms
#306 - Picture 06/16/2015 on MFW Fallout 4 +3
#148 - But if they were to make something as impressive as the first … 06/15/2015 on no more dead dinosaurs 0
#79 - I am absolutely in love with Huskies. They are beautiful creat… 06/15/2015 on Siberian Husky gets an ice... +2
#142 - That's why it's still my favorite. There was more suspense, th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on no more dead dinosaurs 0
User avatar #153 - viscerys (06/15/2015) [-]
I dunno. I was well into Jurassic World. When the camera panned up to look at the park, and the music picked up. I got chills. I personally felt that Jurassic World is the only one of the series to rival the first one.
User avatar #144 - Silver Quantum (06/15/2015) [-]
it's really not about the movies. it's about you and your sense of amazement. when you were a child you were easily impressed by many movies and games because they were something new to you. so now, when you are an adult assuming you are one, it's not the quality of the movies you are comparing, but the sense of nostalgia and amazement you experienced as a result of watching both movies. so it's very unlikely you will ever experience that feeling of awe as when you were a kid, regardless of how well they make a movie, because you aren't as easily impressed anymore.
User avatar #148 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/15/2015) [-]
But if they were to make something as impressive as the first one, and I was still just as amazed as I was even back then, then I'd consider this movie fantastic.
For me, it wasn't as good because it was all-action, manly hero saves the day-type stuff, instead of the slower, well thought-out plot of the first one.

Basically, I think that if this movie WAS an super amazing movie like the first one in general (not compared to Jurassic Park), the fact that I've already been amazed by dinosaurs wouldn't matter. For example, in 2008 I had already seen and been wowed by Batman, this awesome vigilante who fought for justice and shit - but when I saw The Dark Knight, another movie in a long history of the same franchise, just like Jurassic World I was completely taken aback by how good it was.

What I'm trying to get at is that to me, it is the quality of the movie that affects my opinion towards it.
#30992 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That was a pretty damn good episode imo b… 06/15/2015 on Television - cartoon... +5
#30991 - Ollie has been a ******** since day ******* one.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #31014 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/15/2015) [-]
I could maybe understand why he took ygritte she killed his parents and they were invading but taking ygritte and jon? oh heeeeeeeeeelll no.
#40 - Enjoy all that bird **** on your lawn then  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Feathered revenge 0
User avatar #47 - leonhardt (06/14/2015) [-]
>Then the tide comes in and washes everything away
#30895 - Yes, go see Jurassic World. It takes a while to get used …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #30921 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2015) [-]
meaning i'll hate it cause its gonna be catered to idiots
#273 - You have the right idea. 06/11/2015 on I have no remorse -3
#113 - I agree. But let's try to get some punctuation in there next t… 06/11/2015 on Meteor +1
#170 - OP made a post because he mad about the red thumbs 06/10/2015 on Graph Reading Skillz +1
#131 - I've seen it like 8 times and I ******* love it. But I … 06/09/2015 on it paid off 0
#138 - Yeah no that one's pretty ****** up 06/09/2015 on In USA, all sex is rape +2
#99 - The Mad Max reference instantly made my dick hard. Gosh, do I … 06/09/2015 on Driving +9
#302 - This magic moment, so different and so new... 06/09/2015 on Fall in love, you lose +11
#145 - We're the same age, if that makes you feel better. 06/09/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#63 - This sole picture has convinced me to watch the whole movie  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on it paid off +3
User avatar #82 - malhaloc (06/09/2015) [-]
It's a love it or hate it kinda movie. Just a warning.
User avatar #131 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/09/2015) [-]
I've seen it like 8 times and I fucking love it. But I really do appreciate the help, thanks man.
User avatar #130 - corybufkin (06/09/2015) [-]
its a fantastic movie...if you live adam sandler circa snl and billy madison
#110 - I've had a legitimate crush on Chloe Grace Moretz since I don'…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #127 - calawesome (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah, i'd totally do butt stuff to her
User avatar #122 - steamjester (06/09/2015) [-]
I like the GIF of the parrot. Your creepiness not so much. lol
#145 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/09/2015) [-]
We're the same age, if that makes you feel better.
#202 - That was probably the best possible outcome  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2015 on metalheads +2
User avatar #208 - kegget (06/07/2015) [-]
Well that was not long after agreeing going back to his place later.

I still regret being truthful about my age that day.
User avatar #209 - technobanana (06/07/2015) [-]
Well you would of made an innocent man a criminal... so good shit
User avatar #210 - kegget (06/07/2015) [-]
True. I would've told absolutely everybody too.

Goddamn he was hot. I don't think he's in the band anymore though.
User avatar #211 - technobanana (06/07/2015) [-]
Yo as shitty as it was you made the right call there darlin! I saw em live and fuck me where they sick
#92 - I declare you.... REDEEMED  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Dogs are awesome -3
#100 - cantfindausername (06/07/2015) [-]
You're weak.
#82 - Goddamn, I've heard so much Euro English these past few minute… 06/07/2015 on Puntasitc! 0


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User avatar #15 - newpulse (06/12/2015) [-]
you're a faggot. having moonlit walks on the beach is ****** faggot, you giant ass faggot
User avatar #12 - moralpolice (03/30/2012) [-]
You're amazing, and everyone feels more amazing when someone tells them they are, and chances are, you should feel more amazing than you do.

Stay cheerful, my friend
#7 - bobJML (08/08/2011) [-]
#8 to #8 - SuperHyperCrazy (08/08/2011) [-]
Nice moves
Nice moves
#9 to #9 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
I don't remember what I posted :(
I don't remember what I posted :(
User avatar #10 to #10 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/03/2012) [-]
It's been 3 months and this hasn't expired...GOD
User avatar #11 to #11 - bobJML (01/03/2012) [-]
I think Steve Urkel deleted the image expiring thing.
User avatar #5 - ihavenoname (09/11/2010) [-]
i didnt mean to delete your comment! sorry, i meant to delete another one! i feel bad
User avatar #6 to #6 - SuperHyperCrazy (09/11/2010) [-]
haha its kool man
#2 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
ingore ignorant people. dont let anyone put you down
User avatar #1 - kerorogundam (12/13/2009) [-]
u think my pic ( Science! ) is not funny? well at least i got pic not like u bitch
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