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#22 - yeah 19 hours ago on LGBTQP extremists 0
#19 - pedosexual  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on LGBTQP extremists 0
#24 - crutos (19 hours ago) [-]
Are they fucking serious
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#33 - neotheninja (18 hours ago) [-]
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#20 - icameheretotroll (19 hours ago) [-]
like, an attraction to a prepubescent child?

that is fucked up
#139 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
he lied to you, it doesn't mean that ffs stop being so damn guillable
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#22 - Sunset (19 hours ago) [-]
#11875797 - **Sunset used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **Sunset rolls Overp… 19 hours ago on Happy Little Board 0
#176401 - pls criticism  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#176406 - muchname (15 hours ago) [-]
raspberry jam is gud ;)
drums on the first made my ears hurt, but is gud. Keep it up, dad.
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#176407 - Sunset (15 hours ago) [-]
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#176410 - muchname (14 hours ago) [-]
very burzum-esque
I like it - more pls.
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#176411 - Sunset (14 hours ago) [-]
maybe in a few days lol
#11875761 - this post is clickbait 20 hours ago on Happy Little Board 0
#11875760 - l m a o 20 hours ago on Happy Little Board 0
#11875723 - **Sunset used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **Sunset rolls 10** 20 hours ago on Happy Little Board 0
#33 - >Top Gear >TG >Grand Tour >GT … 20 hours ago on The Grand Tour Logo +3
#11 - it's pedosexual, which places like buzzfeed are pushing now  [+] (32 new replies) 20 hours ago on LGBTQP extremists +6
#196 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
For the record, P stands for Pansexual or basically someone who likes guys, girls, or trans individuals. It's a bit redundant with bisexual, but that's why it exists.

As for the pedophilia thing, nobody is pushing pedophilia as acceptable, what people are pushing for is a more understanding attitude towards it so that people who are cursed with that fetish are more inclined to seek medical help rather than commit crimes. As it currently stands, very few pedophiles are willing to get help because outing yourself as one can cost you your job, your friends, and your life. Thus many do it in secret and get caught later. All those attitudes toward it do is increase the likely hood that children will be exploited.
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#107 - hurpfry (15 hours ago) [-]
Please tell me you're being sarcastic,, and also please tell me that doesn't mean what I think it does
#159 - blackmageewizardt (13 hours ago) [-]
... are you some Retard or did you even read both of this article?

Okay People for anyone who didn´t even read them and just looked at the nice flashy titles:

in the 1. the Person is admiting that: yes he is a pedophile.
But he tells there to a good half just his fucking life Story, and how finding out that he is pedophile had made him feel himself like some Monster.
He admits that he has sexuell thoughs about children ( and unfortunatly had went on with a better describtion about the 1. time he released it ) but he states clearly, that he feels himself far to disgusted to ever act opon his own desires.

He wants People not to go Ballistik the Moment someone Comes out as pedophile, because this scares this People from even coming out with it and searching professionel help. He even said that he was unfortunate enough to find a online Group that was starting to push for what op is talking about, but then had found a Person which he felt more comfortable with and decided to go against it.


the 2. is also a Response the the entire army of religious arseholes that had flooded the fucking 1. article where People wanted him to burn alive for even admiting for his unfortunate sexuell Feelings.

The writer of the article describes how he went to Radio stations and other media outlets and talked there with other People so they could ask and he could answer and clearfy,

This man wants to prefent future sexuell Acts on children.

He says NON-OFFENDING pedophiles shouldnt be instantly hunted down with witch hunts.

This man literally just wants People to calm their tits, encourage hidden pedophiles to seek out Group theraphies ala anonymous acoholic Groups and go for professionel help. The article writer is ABSOLUTLY AGAINST RAPING CHILDREN!

Hell he even wrote fallowing in the 2. article :" They resist the word that best fits our sexuality (which many experts are now using themselves); in so doing, they are assuming that people are too dumb to understand that a term does not justify an activity. It is merely recognition of a state of being. "

He clearly admits that he doesn´t want it to be legalized nore does he ever belief People will suddenly think it would be justefied.

The last part is him defending himself against accustions of other Autors.

Also feel free to red thumb me, i don´t care if you think i defend pedophiles, which i do, what i do not defend is sexuell Violation of children. I am in my deepest morals disgusted with the sexuell Violation of children, but i released that prefenting them from Happening in the first place might be better then hunting the People down and pushing them into Corners until they snap.

Congrats for anyone not able to read an fucking article.
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#241 - hurpfry (8 hours ago) [-]
I read the articles, but I find it stupid that he author is blaming people for disliking him due to his sexual preference.
#188 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
I didn't read the article because I can be fucking bothered to, but I read your entire post.

As another pedophile, I hated myself once I figured it out, really fucked up advancing from late teens to early adult, but now I've come to accept it on my own.

I'll never fucking harm a kid, I love children, I don't want to see them sad or upset or hurt, I love seeing their smiles, laughing and having fun. But I am also sexually attracted to them. I can't help but having thoughts like that, but I'll kill myself before I act upon them.

I hate the people pushing to make sex with kids legal, I hate the people that act on their desires giving us a bad name, and I hate the people that want us all to die just because we think young is hot.

Honestly, while I'd probably benefit from actually talking to a professional, the massive stigma that could rival the most massive black hole in existence stops me from ever telling someone in a way that would link back to myself. I've only told two people that know who I am, and they're two people that I would trust with my life.

Where I live, therapists are LEGALLY BOUND to alert authorities if they think their patient is likely to harm themselves or another. So why the fuck would I trust them with a secret that could ruin my life and give someone, in their mind, a just reason to hunt me down and gut me like a fish, simply because I truly believe flat is justice?

It's a fucked up world we live in, and as one of the more fucked up residents, I just wanted to vent and say we're not all shitty people. Thankfully I am still attracted to fully developed woman, so I can go on to lead a normal life, saying I find a girl that I can trust to tell her my secret without having her kill me, or worse, try and get me thrown in jail/otherwise ruin my life.

Posting as anon because aforementioned stigma that will eventually consume everything with how stupidly massive it is. So let the red thumbs fall, I literally can't give a fuck about it.
#263 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
Now before this whole thing went haywire,sauce please?
#213 - saytwaa (10 hours ago) [-]
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**saytwaa rolled image** look man, all that matters is that you wont act on it. dude. people get off to other folk being ripped apart. in the grand scheme of things, if you dont act on your fetishes when they are harmful to others then you are fine. to each his own is what i say.
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#160 - Sunset (13 hours ago) [-]
i'm not about to feel bad for a fucking pedophile
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#162 - blackmageewizardt (13 hours ago) [-]
"Also feel free to red thumb me, i don´t care if you think i defend pedophiles, which i do, what i do not defend is sexuell Violation of children. I am in my deepest morals disgusted with the sexuell Violation of children, but i released that prefenting them from Happening in the first place might be better then hunting the People down and pushing them into Corners until they snap.

Congrats for anyone not able to read an fucking article. "

He who can read and comprehend bevor going after his kneejerk reactions is clearly in the Advantage OP.
#141 - alexandervascus (13 hours ago) [-]
As dumb as that fucking is, I feel there's a degree of truth to it. If a pedophile can openly realize he/she is a pedophile, that's a step in realizing that there's a problem with themselves. Just like a drug addict, they can start taking the steps to rehabilitation. I'd say most pedophiles had a degree of stunted emotional growth, and they can work to correcting that. This guy was fondled by an older man, and had a deformity which he got bullied for.

But this....this is just fucking dumb. He goes and pretty much says it's a status that is reviled and hated, yet then goes on and acts like he's a victim that doesn't truly need help. He says he was on a forum that believed that sex with children was OK, and wanted to remove consent laws and he chanted the same. He of course says he just did it to feel like he belonged, which is horse shit. Then he mouths off and says it's the right wing being hate mongers. UHH NO, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A THREAT

Now I'm a sick fuck, but at least I don't deny it. I've been beaten and bloodied, been shot at with a nailgun and I have a hard time trusting people. But I can recognize my fucking problems.
#128 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
I used to make fun of the far right, and them saying 'if we let gays marry and accept them, whats next, pedophiles?' saying it was a slippery slope fallacy
but they were right
I still support gays but god damn, they were right.
#110 - hurpfry (15 hours ago) [-]
fuck this planet
#13 - archiethesailor (20 hours ago) [-]
Really? Cool. I wish I was still in contact with all the people who told me this kind of thing would never happen and I was wrong purely because my argument was a slippery slope.
#74 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, you could've told them you're a gullible idiot who believes everything he reads on Funnyjunk.
#95 - archiethesailor (16 hours ago) [-]
I had no reason to doubt what he told me.
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#45 - twiceasfun (18 hours ago) [-]
It's still not happening
#78 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
Oh, it's happening. Just the P doesn't stand for it.
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#25 - trollzoll (19 hours ago) [-]
It actually stands for pansexual. It means attraction to people regardless of gender. That's what I read atleast.
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#118 - redragond (14 hours ago) [-]
How's that different from bisexual though? I'm confus
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#315 - munchlord (1 hour ago) [-]
Bisexual isn't snowflake enough for some.
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#259 - metacobalion (7 hours ago) [-]
They need to be more special than bisexuals
#156 - tomatoesauce (13 hours ago) [-]
Bisexual is attraction to those who identify as male/female.
Pansexual is attraction to those who identify as male/female/intergender/agender/genderfluid/genderwhatever.
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#312 - niceguyjon (2 hours ago) [-]
What about us who identify as battle ships
#311 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
Pansexual here, couldn't be attracted to anyone who wasn't male or female (if hermaphrodites are actually a third gender then them too)

The personality of someone who identifies as nonbinary, gender fluid, whatever else you listed there reeks of special snowflake syndrome and it's all about me attitudes.

Pansexual just means personality over looks and gender and if aliens came down I guess species as well. That does not mean a pansexual would date someone with a "great" personality who is morbidly obese because your weight is an extension of your personality (to a point). Obese says their personality is lazy and without self control, over eating is substance abuse too. This can also be applied to bone thin people, people who have zero hygiene.

Your looks say a lot more about your personality than you may think, for example you can tell that by how I wear the anon name, that I am a total faggot.
#319 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Raging retard here* corrected it for you
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#147 - harbingerwolf (13 hours ago) [-]
Its not, try telling that to a bunch of furries, i did, spoilers it didnt 32nd well.
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#136 - blackmageewizardt (13 hours ago) [-]
they would fuck also Things that are not People.
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#124 - trollzoll (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't know. I just googled it and that's what it said.
#123 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Attraction based on personality rather than genatalia or physical attributes
#125 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
So, the way people SHOULD be attracted to each other?

I dont see that as a qualifier for a sexuality, if anything, thats just knowing that you like people's personalities that mesh with yours.
#245 - skyguyseven (8 hours ago) [-]
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**skyguyseven rolled image** Because... Reasons!
#11875682 - wew 21 hours ago on Happy Little Board +1