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#894 - Go on now, shoo, go on git. 07/14/2013 on Birthday -3
#891 - Yeah I know that feel, but the key is to not be a bitch about … 07/14/2013 on Birthday 0
#888 - This isn't about you, go home.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Birthday -3
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#892 - Durp (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh come on, pusheen.
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#894 - Strudel (07/14/2013) [-]
Go on now, shoo, go on git.
#187 - Great. Now the terrorists are good at math. 07/04/2013 on Math 0
#79 - You make me sick....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on The thing about Pokemon... -8
#81 - kelex (07/04/2013) [-]
Opinions, baby
#20 - Sucking dick tips happens to be a very engaging hobby. 07/04/2013 on my favorite movie parents +2
#236 - I don't need to but it enhances the experience so why da **** not. 07/04/2013 on no lube 0
#235 - Wash. Your. Dick. 07/04/2013 on no lube +6
#110 - Goddamnit why is our planet so boring? There's no reason that …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Imagine +3
#156 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I was thinking of Dire Maul too!
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#149 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
The same reason you can't be worried about bears/wolves and whatever other predator lives around your area.
We rape hard with weapons and fire. Then we build on and destroy their homes.
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#129 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
I know, right? I've thought about it, too. Don't mean to sound edgy but, I mean, why did we end up on this planet? There are an endless amount of other ones in different galaxies and crap and we ended up on this one. Not saying it doesn't have some pretty beautiful and awesome places, but come on, there could be another planet with floating land or something and we don't get to see it. (Unless space travel develops a hell of a lot but we'll probably be dead by then)
And instead of all this science stuff and everything why can't super powers and hover boards and dragons and unicorns and all that exist? Even someone with a great, exciting life that only gets better has to think about this sometimes, too, right?

TL;DR: I feel your feels, man.
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#154 - fuzzyballs (07/04/2013) [-]
you're overthinking life
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#159 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
It's okay to wonder. Though I guess I should leave it to philosophers...
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#163 - dedaluminus (07/05/2013) [-]
Philosopher: noun; someone who thinks about how things are and how things might be, to distract themselves from life in general OR a really high person.
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#168 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/05/2013) [-]
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#146 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
The reason you are on this planet, is because this planet is capable of creating and supporting life...
That is the only reason you ended up on this planet. It's very possible there is another, like this one, that is a lot more awesome but unless ALL LIFE developed on THAT particular planet there will ALWAYS be life on other planets like "Why couldn't we have evolved on that planet?"
Why couldn't you isn't the question, you could have, you just didn't because of random chance. Your consciousness is a unique creation of this particular reality you call your life. You could not have been born or created anywhere else. That other entity would NOT. BE. YOU.
I'm gonna disregard the super powers, hoverboards, dragons and unicorn question because quite frankly, they probably do exist, just not here or just not now.
"Instead of this science stuff... why can't... hover boards...exist?"
^^^ Kind of a contradictory sentence right there lol
Most science limitations are based on economy, morality and military problems. A hover board isn't the hardest thing to create, but chances are it'll be far above the budget of the average person. Not only that but with our current technology you wouldn't be able to pack enough power into that tiny space for it be viable unless you were in a particular installation made specifically for hover board play.

Floating land = Superconductive matter, typically only observed when metal is cooled to near absolute zero. It isn't physically possible to be stable in nature, too much bothersome energy flying around.
As for other dude's question about ogres... Well we've got gorillas, elephants and bears... We had dinosaurs...
First of all we'd need a higher oxygen concentration in the atmosphere and a lot more cave-like structures that were actually habitable with food 'n' shit in them. Then you take your gorillas, and you move 'em in there. They'll lose their hair eventually, they'll get bigger as long as there is lots of oxygen and food.
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#148 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
Also, if there were ogres... We'd wipe the fuckers off the face of the planet like everything else. They'd be in zoos. They'd be on reserves.
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#155 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
Well shiz.
#4 - You disgust me. 07/04/2013 on x450 magnification +1
#68 - Comment deleted 07/02/2013 on it was a tuesday -1
#44 - Snowden is already dead. I'm SURE the CIA or someone killed hi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Snowden 0
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#53 - rockamekishiko (06/26/2013) [-]
i think there are some places in this world where you cannot be tracked down
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#86 - liquidz (06/26/2013) [-]
as long as you don't use a computer, cell phone, social media, credit/debit card, and common sense to not announce your presence
#45 - That was the lamest... dumbest... most retarded thing these ey… 06/26/2013 on Why haven't I thought of... +2
#115 - Oh haha this comic...again....for the third time this month....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Puberty -9
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#672834 - I AM Commander Strudel. 06/25/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#28 - I saw a pile of sand.... what does that mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Summer Organic Classes :( +1
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#34 - cumbersome (06/24/2013) [-]
You're a dull individual or you spend a lot of time reading landscaping books
#113 - D: 06/24/2013 on Did you know? 0
#7 - I feel dirty. 06/21/2013 on 4/20 masturblaze it fgt 0
#71 - Hm. Funny how when its put in gif form we can see how poorly t… 06/15/2013 on people talking shit to you... 0
#167 - No Mark Wahlberg OR Seth MacFarlane?! Oh what could have been. 06/15/2013 on Some Facts 0
#7 - You sick ****.... 06/15/2013 on This happend to me today. 0
#152 - STOP SAYING MY NAME. 19 NOTIFICATIONS. 19.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Hot cream on my treat 0
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#153 - KylieAnne (06/13/2013) [-]
why's your name strudel? xD
#58 - Why would it be only France? When has there ever been a countr… 06/07/2013 on revolutionary 0
#57 - Shh. Shh. Shhhhh. 06/07/2013 on revolutionary 0
#56 - Translation error. The real "evil" number is 616. 06/07/2013 on revolutionary 0
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#61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
#59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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#46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
#47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
#44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
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