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|#112 - That's pretty tats.||07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV||0|
|#111 - All I read from the card from that company was "come spen… [+] (2 new replies)||07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV||0|
|#109 - No, I'm gay and have known I liked guys since I was around 6…||07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV||0|
|#96 - Dude why are you getting bitchy? This is a site for jokes and … [+] (1 new reply)||07/14/2013 on Zach Braff just tweeted this||+2|
|#86 - Yeah that was incredibly vague for the internet. [+] (3 new replies)||07/14/2013 on Zach Braff just tweeted this||0|
|#894 - Go on now, shoo, go on git.||07/14/2013 on Birthday||-3|
|#891 - Yeah I know that feel, but the key is to not be a bitch about …||07/14/2013 on Birthday||0|
|#888 - This isn't about you, go home. [+] (2 new replies)||07/14/2013 on Birthday||-3|
|#187 - Great. Now the terrorists are good at math.||07/04/2013 on Math||0|
|#79 - You make me sick.... [+] (1 new reply)||07/04/2013 on The thing about Pokemon...||-8|
|#20 - Sucking dick tips happens to be a very engaging hobby.||07/04/2013 on my favorite movie parents||+2|
|#236 - I don't need to but it enhances the experience so why da …||07/04/2013 on no lube||0|
|#235 - Wash. Your. Dick.||07/04/2013 on no lube||+6|
|#110 - Goddamnit why is our planet so boring? There's no reason that … [+] (10 new replies)||07/04/2013 on Imagine||+3|
#156 - anonexplains (07/04/2013) [-]
I was thinking of Dire Maul too!
#129 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
I know, right? I've thought about it, too. Don't mean to sound edgy but, I mean, why did we end up on this planet? There are an endless amount of other ones in different galaxies and crap and we ended up on this one. Not saying it doesn't have some pretty beautiful and awesome places, but come on, there could be another planet with floating land or something and we don't get to see it. (Unless space travel develops a hell of a lot but we'll probably be dead by then)
And instead of all this science stuff and everything why can't super powers and hover boards and dragons and unicorns and all that exist? Even someone with a great, exciting life that only gets better has to think about this sometimes, too, right?
TL;DR: I feel your feels, man.
#146 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
The reason you are on this planet, is because this planet is capable of creating and supporting life...
That is the only reason you ended up on this planet. It's very possible there is another, like this one, that is a lot more awesome but unless ALL LIFE developed on THAT particular planet there will ALWAYS be life on other planets like "Why couldn't we have evolved on that planet?"
Why couldn't you isn't the question, you could have, you just didn't because of random chance. Your consciousness is a unique creation of this particular reality you call your life. You could not have been born or created anywhere else. That other entity would NOT. BE. YOU.
I'm gonna disregard the super powers, hoverboards, dragons and unicorn question because quite frankly, they probably do exist, just not here or just not now.
"Instead of this science stuff... why can't... hover boards...exist?"
^^^ Kind of a contradictory sentence right there lol
Most science limitations are based on economy, morality and military problems. A hover board isn't the hardest thing to create, but chances are it'll be far above the budget of the average person. Not only that but with our current technology you wouldn't be able to pack enough power into that tiny space for it be viable unless you were in a particular installation made specifically for hover board play.
Floating land = Superconductive matter, typically only observed when metal is cooled to near absolute zero. It isn't physically possible to be stable in nature, too much bothersome energy flying around.
As for other dude's question about ogres... Well we've got gorillas, elephants and bears... We had dinosaurs...
First of all we'd need a higher oxygen concentration in the atmosphere and a lot more cave-like structures that were actually habitable with food 'n' shit in them. Then you take your gorillas, and you move 'em in there. They'll lose their hair eventually, they'll get bigger as long as there is lots of oxygen and food.
|#4 - You disgust me.||07/04/2013 on x450 magnification||+1|
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|#44 - Snowden is already dead. I'm SURE the CIA or someone killed hi… [+] (2 new replies)||06/26/2013 on Snowden||0|
|#45 - That was the lamest... dumbest... most retarded thing these ey…||06/26/2013 on Why haven't I thought of...||+2|
|#115 - Oh haha this comic...again....for the third time this month.... [+] (1 new reply)||06/26/2013 on Puberty||-9|
|#672834 - I AM Commander Strudel.||06/25/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime...||0|
|#28 - I saw a pile of sand.... what does that mean? [+] (1 new reply)||06/24/2013 on Summer Organic Classes :(||+1|
|#113 - D:||06/24/2013 on Did you know?||0|
|#7 - I feel dirty.||06/21/2013 on 4/20 masturblaze it fgt||0|
|#71 - Hm. Funny how when its put in gif form we can see how poorly t…||06/15/2013 on people talking shit to you...||0|
|#167 - No Mark Wahlberg OR Seth MacFarlane?! Oh what could have been.||06/15/2013 on Some Facts||0|