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#112 - That's pretty tats. 07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV 0
#111 - All I read from the card from that company was "come spen…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV 0
User avatar #124 - lewhisperingeye (07/14/2013) [-]
Well in reality the girl wouldn't be spending money, she would be getting her goods for free because she was gifted the card, it was a nice gesture
User avatar #122 - navadae (07/14/2013) [-]
well the store one kinda cause its more "come spend our money at our store" haha
#109 - No, I'm gay and have known I liked guys since I was around 6… 07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV 0
#96 - Dude why are you getting bitchy? This is a site for jokes and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Zach Braff just tweeted this +2
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#86 - Yeah that was incredibly vague for the internet.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Zach Braff just tweeted this 0
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User avatar #96 - Strudel (07/14/2013) [-]
Dude why are you getting bitchy? This is a site for jokes and gags. Just lay off and stop menstruating all over the comments.
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#894 - Go on now, shoo, go on git. 07/14/2013 on Birthday -3
#891 - Yeah I know that feel, but the key is to not be a bitch about … 07/14/2013 on Birthday 0
#888 - This isn't about you, go home.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Birthday -3
User avatar #892 - Durp (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh come on, pusheen.
User avatar #894 - Strudel (07/14/2013) [-]
Go on now, shoo, go on git.
#187 - Great. Now the terrorists are good at math. 07/04/2013 on Math 0
#79 - You make me sick....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on The thing about Pokemon... -8
#81 - kelex (07/04/2013) [-]
Opinions, baby
#20 - Sucking dick tips happens to be a very engaging hobby. 07/04/2013 on my favorite movie parents +2
#236 - I don't need to but it enhances the experience so why da … 07/04/2013 on no lube 0
#235 - Wash. Your. Dick. 07/04/2013 on no lube +6
#110 - Goddamnit why is our planet so boring? There's no reason that …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Imagine +3
#156 - anonexplains (07/04/2013) [-]
I was thinking of Dire Maul too!
User avatar #149 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
The same reason you can't be worried about bears/wolves and whatever other predator lives around your area.
We rape hard with weapons and fire. Then we build on and destroy their homes.
User avatar #129 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
I know, right? I've thought about it, too. Don't mean to sound edgy but, I mean, why did we end up on this planet? There are an endless amount of other ones in different galaxies and crap and we ended up on this one. Not saying it doesn't have some pretty beautiful and awesome places, but come on, there could be another planet with floating land or something and we don't get to see it. (Unless space travel develops a hell of a lot but we'll probably be dead by then)
And instead of all this science stuff and everything why can't super powers and hover boards and dragons and unicorns and all that exist? Even someone with a great, exciting life that only gets better has to think about this sometimes, too, right?

TL;DR: I feel your feels, man.
User avatar #154 - fuzzyballs (07/04/2013) [-]
you're overthinking life
User avatar #159 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
It's okay to wonder. Though I guess I should leave it to philosophers...
User avatar #163 - dedaluminus (07/05/2013) [-]
Philosopher: noun; someone who thinks about how things are and how things might be, to distract themselves from life in general OR a really high person.
User avatar #168 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #146 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
The reason you are on this planet, is because this planet is capable of creating and supporting life...
That is the only reason you ended up on this planet. It's very possible there is another, like this one, that is a lot more awesome but unless ALL LIFE developed on THAT particular planet there will ALWAYS be life on other planets like "Why couldn't we have evolved on that planet?"
Why couldn't you isn't the question, you could have, you just didn't because of random chance. Your consciousness is a unique creation of this particular reality you call your life. You could not have been born or created anywhere else. That other entity would NOT. BE. YOU.
I'm gonna disregard the super powers, hoverboards, dragons and unicorn question because quite frankly, they probably do exist, just not here or just not now.
"Instead of this science stuff... why can't... hover boards...exist?"
^^^ Kind of a contradictory sentence right there lol
Most science limitations are based on economy, morality and military problems. A hover board isn't the hardest thing to create, but chances are it'll be far above the budget of the average person. Not only that but with our current technology you wouldn't be able to pack enough power into that tiny space for it be viable unless you were in a particular installation made specifically for hover board play.

Floating land = Superconductive matter, typically only observed when metal is cooled to near absolute zero. It isn't physically possible to be stable in nature, too much bothersome energy flying around.
As for other dude's question about ogres... Well we've got gorillas, elephants and bears... We had dinosaurs...
First of all we'd need a higher oxygen concentration in the atmosphere and a lot more cave-like structures that were actually habitable with food 'n' shit in them. Then you take your gorillas, and you move 'em in there. They'll lose their hair eventually, they'll get bigger as long as there is lots of oxygen and food.
User avatar #148 - cormy (07/04/2013) [-]
Also, if there were ogres... We'd wipe the fuckers off the face of the planet like everything else. They'd be in zoos. They'd be on reserves.
User avatar #155 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (07/04/2013) [-]
Well shiz.
#4 - You disgust me. 07/04/2013 on x450 magnification +1
#68 - Comment deleted 07/02/2013 on it was a tuesday -1
#44 - Snowden is already dead. I'm SURE the CIA or someone killed hi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Snowden 0
User avatar #53 - rockamekishiko (06/26/2013) [-]
i think there are some places in this world where you cannot be tracked down
User avatar #86 - liquidz (06/26/2013) [-]
as long as you don't use a computer, cell phone, social media, credit/debit card, and common sense to not announce your presence
#45 - That was the lamest... dumbest... most retarded thing these ey… 06/26/2013 on Why haven't I thought of... +2
#115 - Oh haha this comic...again....for the third time this month....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Puberty -9
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#672834 - I AM Commander Strudel. 06/25/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#28 - I saw a pile of sand.... what does that mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Summer Organic Classes :( +1
User avatar #34 - cumbersome (06/24/2013) [-]
You're a dull individual or you spend a lot of time reading landscaping books
#113 - D: 06/24/2013 on Did you know? 0
#7 - I feel dirty. 06/21/2013 on 4/20 masturblaze it fgt 0
#71 - Hm. Funny how when its put in gif form we can see how poorly t… 06/15/2013 on people talking shit to you... 0
#167 - No Mark Wahlberg OR Seth MacFarlane?! Oh what could have been. 06/15/2013 on Some Facts 0


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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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