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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/19/2014
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#22 - Its the new Fairy type... just.... just don't...  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Prep for X and Y :D -4
User avatar #23 - kentravyon (10/01/2013) [-]
I actually don't mind the fairy type and i think it's good to have another check on dragons overall
I just think it shouldn't be called fairy
IMO it should be called "light" in order to contrast the preexisting dark type
User avatar #63 - jordanish (10/01/2013) [-]
There are some types of fair folk that can destroy houses and when they're pissed off with people, or kidnap children or just plain damn fuck you up. They're not all about helping out the local cobbler or whatever fairy tale you heard of as a kid
User avatar #56 - kombee (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but many people think of Pixies, usually small feminine-looking creatures with insect like wings, as being fairies. Which they are, but there are many other different kind of Fairies. Here's a bit from Wikipedia:
Fairies resemble various beings of other mythologies, though even folklore that uses the term fairy offers many definitions. Sometimes the term describes any magical creature, including goblins or gnomes: at other times, the term only describes a specific type of more ethereal creature or sprite.

Things like Centaurs, Minotaurs, half-goats and other similar "natural" creatures, whom you can typically "find" in a forest, by lakeshores or on plains can sometimes also be refered to as fairies, depending on how they came to be/what magical abilites they have or inherit.
User avatar #38 - mutzaki (10/01/2013) [-]
Dark-type is actually "Evi-typel" in Japanese, so a light type wouldn't contrast with it that well.
#19 - I've always said that Jesus would resemble an Arab and NO ONE …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on we barely knew you, I guess? 0
User avatar #22 - alhemicar (09/30/2013) [-]
Arabs and Hebrews were basically identical 2000 years ago.
#8 - You know, I've never really been one for watching Anime shows … 09/30/2013 on The Wall 0
#186 - sigh... you're right. I'm sorry, I just got out of a ridiculou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Penguin Phone +1
User avatar #187 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
It's fine. I'm going to issue an apology to him in his mailbox and on his actual post. Thanks for bringing this to my attention so I could properly apologize though.
#184 - but its not.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Penguin Phone +1
User avatar #185 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
Well it's a bit too late wouldn't you think? I didn't even repost this from him, I reposted from it's original source.
User avatar #186 - Strudel (09/30/2013) [-]
sigh... you're right. I'm sorry, I just got out of a ridiculous argument and I'm still steaming. And you're not a dickhead. At least, you know, as far as I can tell.
User avatar #187 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
It's fine. I'm going to issue an apology to him in his mailbox and on his actual post. Thanks for bringing this to my attention so I could properly apologize though.
#182 - Here's original. Reposting is wrong, dickhead.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Penguin Phone +1
User avatar #189 - mudkipfucker (09/30/2013) [-]
i don't mind, FC's my boy,
User avatar #183 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
Fuck off, If I knew my m8 kip posted it it would have been deleted.
User avatar #184 - Strudel (09/30/2013) [-]
but its not.
User avatar #185 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
Well it's a bit too late wouldn't you think? I didn't even repost this from him, I reposted from it's original source.
User avatar #186 - Strudel (09/30/2013) [-]
sigh... you're right. I'm sorry, I just got out of a ridiculous argument and I'm still steaming. And you're not a dickhead. At least, you know, as far as I can tell.
User avatar #187 - franklinclinton (09/30/2013) [-]
It's fine. I'm going to issue an apology to him in his mailbox and on his actual post. Thanks for bringing this to my attention so I could properly apologize though.
#16 - 30 pts: 3,8,10,12,17,18,20 35 pts: 3,6,9,10,12,17,… 09/30/2013 on basement decision +1
#839 - You bastard! 09/28/2013 on what would it be? +1
#12 - Get your ass back to school Back to China Illinois … 09/26/2013 on Hot +1
#493 - Racist motherfucker. 09/26/2013 on Best Band Name Ever +1
#118 - Prime Strudel approves. 09/23/2013 on Skyrim 0
#491 - I am the Prime Strudel. Bow before me.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on Post About the bieb 0
#494 - iamphoenix (09/21/2013) [-]
I did not expect you, Prime Strudel. Forgive my lack of hospitality.
#22 - Did you really just copy/paste this out of the book? And did y… 09/16/2013 on Survival lessons 0
#51 - Lol I was expecting a Downy but this works too 09/16/2013 on Guess the internet browser! 0
#50 - Teach me your ways! 09/15/2013 on NOT OC 0
#14 - Corpses have been found with an excessive amount of deep punct… 09/14/2013 on Dolphins +3
#57 - No, she's dead. 09/11/2013 on Nice Flexability +1
#7 - I literally JUST watched this episode... like a couple months … 09/06/2013 on Girl you're every woman in... 0
#20 - Duh. He stays at hotels when he's filming and orders equipment… 09/06/2013 on We've been lied to 0
#13 - Oh come on you had a golden opportunity for a great title and …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Epic Beard +9
#15 - Jesusnipples (09/06/2013) [-]
Took me a second, but now I know exactly the title you had in mind

It was "Poopty Puepty Pants-ss"


...or Beerd.
#25 - toxictacolatta (09/06/2013) [-]
Schwam.
Doo.
Two an heif.
Scheven.
Schfourteen-teen.
Schwenty-one.
Schwenty-seven heif.
Twenty seven, thirty seven
User avatar #27 - Jesusnipples (09/06/2013) [-]
Yay someone got it
#94 - Oh I have. Freaky Eaters and My Strange Addiction were pretty … 09/05/2013 on 'murica +1
#62 - STFU STFU STFU don't you dare remind me of that you motherfuck… 09/05/2013 on I always did 0
#88 - Shows like that are so ridiculously funny. Honestly, those peo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on 'murica +1
User avatar #92 - ricketyrackety (09/05/2013) [-]
Idk if you've ever seen it... but it is funny and sad at the same time. she eats literally nothing but cheesy fries/potatoes. all because of one food she was forced to eat as a kid, that made her sick. (eggs, I think)
User avatar #94 - Strudel (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh I have. Freaky Eaters and My Strange Addiction were pretty much all I watched two years ago.
#59 - Your name is spectacular. 09/05/2013 on Zombies 0
#3 - Hugh Laurie? Is that you? 09/05/2013 on Lovely -1
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist fucking comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are fucking amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother fuckers need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of shit now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the fuck are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same motherfucking bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that shit's fucking embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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