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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:4/15/2014
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#236 - this. is funny. 06/25/2012 on Funnyjunk with hats part 2 +1
#134 - my point at 1:50 also theres tits  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2012 on Hey, you never know... +2
User avatar #142 - timbittwo (06/25/2012) [-]
How the fuck did they get video cameras in Hell?
#289 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2012 on Laburrherpghini 0
#334 - lucidria (06/24/2012) [-]
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"Everything's F*CKING WONDERFUL!!!"
"Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinear."
#375 - Picture 06/24/2012 on Monsters Inc Youtube Comment +3
#11 - Actually in the story of Adam and Eve the Forbidden Fruit is n…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2012 on DAMN IT +1
User avatar #12 - tailsx (06/23/2012) [-]
I heard it was either a fig or a pomegranate.
#175 - I'm writing a screenplay for a horror movie. 06/23/2012 on Scary Movies 0
#7 - Picture 06/23/2012 on Tennis +35
#57 - I still have the book on my shelf... 06/23/2012 on Hipsters 0
#234 - its from the TV show Picket Fences 06/23/2012 on Decisions,Decisions,Decisio... +2
#232 - Picket Fences, a cop dramedy and one of my favorite shows ever  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2012 on Decisions,Decisions,Decisio... +1
User avatar #238 - jaimealejandro (06/23/2012) [-]
thanks
#144 - Can I touch it? 06/22/2012 on Hey, Ladies... +1
#9 - Who is that man/woman?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2012 on Identity +2
#18 - sairento (06/22/2012) [-]
#19 - Picture 06/22/2012 on Грейт съксес!! 0
#22 - I did this just the other day and felt so foolish. The guy was… 06/22/2012 on Enjoy your movie. 0
#109 - so i guess im a combustion bender? ....or a snow bender? ....m… 06/21/2012 on What type of bender are you? 0
#18 - BAD TRIP MAN, BAD TRIP! 06/21/2012 on Pikachu on Acid +1
#5 - Some men don't use memes correctly. 06/21/2012 on Some men... +2
#77 - **** you Magic Conch! 06/20/2012 on Magic Conch +1
#76 - **Strudel rolls 5** I really need an answer here, Magic Conch.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Magic Conch +1
User avatar #77 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
Fuck you Magic Conch!
#75 - **Strudel rolls 5** Should I order food for delivery?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Magic Conch +1
User avatar #76 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
**Strudel rolls 5** I really need an answer here, Magic Conch.
User avatar #77 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
Fuck you Magic Conch!
#52 - How is this racist? White children trying to be black? My face… 06/20/2012 on Alternate Universe (part 2) +8
#44 - Black men started the "gansta" look (not to be confu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Alternate Universe (part 2) +6
#49 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
That's fucking racist. White people don't try to be black. they try to be ghetto, there's a difference you racist prick.
#56 - Sunburn (06/20/2012) [-]
Wait... did an anon... call someone racist?
User avatar #52 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
How is this racist? White children trying to be black? My facebook is LITERALLY filled with people who constantly call each other "nigga" or say "u just hate me cos im black."
#41 - White children trying to be "gangsta."  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Alternate Universe (part 2) +18
User avatar #42 - advokat (06/20/2012) [-]
But it's okay for the black children?
User avatar #44 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
Black men started the "gansta" look (not to be confused with "gangster," the guys who wear suits and rob banks in style) not white children who think they're black.
#49 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
That's fucking racist. White people don't try to be black. they try to be ghetto, there's a difference you racist prick.
#56 - Sunburn (06/20/2012) [-]
Wait... did an anon... call someone racist?
User avatar #52 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
How is this racist? White children trying to be black? My facebook is LITERALLY filled with people who constantly call each other "nigga" or say "u just hate me cos im black."
#38 - Its sad because in my town this is how things actually are.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Alternate Universe (part 2) +8
User avatar #39 - advokat (06/20/2012) [-]
Why does this upset you?
#41 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
White children trying to be "gangsta."
User avatar #42 - advokat (06/20/2012) [-]
But it's okay for the black children?
User avatar #44 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
Black men started the "gansta" look (not to be confused with "gangster," the guys who wear suits and rob banks in style) not white children who think they're black.
#49 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
That's fucking racist. White people don't try to be black. they try to be ghetto, there's a difference you racist prick.
#56 - Sunburn (06/20/2012) [-]
Wait... did an anon... call someone racist?
User avatar #52 - Strudel (06/20/2012) [-]
How is this racist? White children trying to be black? My facebook is LITERALLY filled with people who constantly call each other "nigga" or say "u just hate me cos im black."
#22 - i was unhappy with chicken nuggets so i did it again. unhappy …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on Nigger jokes 0
User avatar #624 - georgeapg (06/19/2012) [-]
snoo snoo is sex with giants
so die by having sex the having the tardis hit you
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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