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Strudel

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/21/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#380
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latest user's comments

#21 - My favorite are pink, and then yellow so I'd be good with this. 07/18/2012 on what kind of sick person..... +1
#46 - ....the lyrics are wrong....  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2012 on 1 month and 1 week +3
User avatar #47 - TheLastNinja (07/18/2012) [-]
Get* on the floor... Fuck it, it's 2 am
User avatar #50 - jajathezombie (07/18/2012) [-]
It's obviously past your bedtime.
User avatar #51 - TheLastNinja (07/18/2012) [-]
just because I got work tomorrow.. But not usually
User avatar #61 - gameshredder (07/18/2012) [-]
by work, you mean summer school.
#85 - TheLastNinja (07/18/2012) [-]
No, by work I mean an actual job. No, I'm not over 18, yes i'm still young, don't give a shit. 15 and have a job so I can save up my money to be able to afford a car on my own because It's just my mom and I. we struggle constantly and I don't want to be a burden to her, therefore I have a job to be able to support myself for the most part.

Worked my ass of for the past few months and just bought myself a Remington SPS 700 .270 hunting rifle yesterday.
inb4 pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #88 - gameshredder (07/18/2012) [-]
ok... you're trying to buy a car, and support you and your mother, how does buying a rifle help you?
User avatar #89 - TheLastNinja (07/18/2012) [-]
Something I've always wanted. Hunting is a big thing where we live and if you get prize deer, you can win prizes. Hunting season is coming up. And plus I have enough saved for a car, but I can't get one til' i'm 16
#270 - Too bad AIDS exists  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on Interseting thought 0
#274 - ackbobthedead (07/24/2012) [-]
Good thing Aids tests exists.
#29 - conscious schmonscious  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on Trust -3
#39 - FurryBalls (07/15/2012) [-]
#26 - I'm gay, we were 14, he slept naked. Something was bound to ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2012 on Trust -4
User avatar #27 - cleverguy (07/15/2012) [-]
maybe it woulda been better if it was consensual and he was conscious
User avatar #29 - Strudel (07/15/2012) [-]
conscious schmonscious
#39 - FurryBalls (07/15/2012) [-]
#2 - Bad troll is bad 07/15/2012 on I Just need to get this off... 0
#24 - This one time when my friend was sleeping I blew him. So not all bad.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2012 on Trust -4
User avatar #25 - cleverguy (07/15/2012) [-]
i believe that is rape, my friend
#42 - Nickutodeath (07/15/2012) [-]
Yeah...this shit isn't funny....my friend did the exact same thing to me when I was sleeping. It's rape alright.....
User avatar #26 - Strudel (07/15/2012) [-]
I'm gay, we were 14, he slept naked. Something was bound to happen. Actually he came out to be several months ago, so I think he wanted it.
User avatar #27 - cleverguy (07/15/2012) [-]
maybe it woulda been better if it was consensual and he was conscious
User avatar #29 - Strudel (07/15/2012) [-]
conscious schmonscious
#39 - FurryBalls (07/15/2012) [-]
#221 - one does not simply pull out...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2012 on Interseting thought +13
#235 - ackbobthedead (07/15/2012) [-]
If you're gay, you don't have to worry about it.
User avatar #270 - Strudel (07/16/2012) [-]
Too bad AIDS exists
#274 - ackbobthedead (07/24/2012) [-]
Good thing Aids tests exists.
#111 - cant...breathe! 07/15/2012 on Just Yu-Gi-Oh +2
#21 - Comment deleted 07/15/2012 on Earliest Dirty Secret 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2012 on Earliest Dirty Secret +6
#19 - corundum Comment deleted by Strudel
#21 - Strudel Comment deleted by Strudel
#18 - FeeFieFoe Comment deleted by Strudel
#13 - I am so tired I read "eating pirated movie...." I ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2012 on pirated movie +3
User avatar #20 - Titanasgr (07/14/2012) [-]
You know, eating a pirated movie is a crime. You should only eat original movies to keep the jews viable so they can keep making more edible movies.
#18 - they actually make a baa-ing sound 07/14/2012 on Giraffe 0
#31 - that is unbelievably brilliant 07/14/2012 on Cute 0
#97 - oh god i cant stop laughing 07/14/2012 on biggy +1
#693 - im choking on my spit laughing! 07/14/2012 on battletoads +4
#2 - is it horrible that I thought of snoop dogg before I scrolled down?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Wut. +80
#60 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
at least you werent thinking that there was going to be a blowjob joke....
#54 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
That is probably because you have seen this dog compared to Snoop's likeness 1000 times before like i have.
#12 - Hooch is... craaaazy 07/11/2012 on Awesome Pokemon Facts #2! +2
#11 - Celebi has 7 weakness, the most of any pokemon. Now here's 4 m… 07/11/2012 on Awesome Pokemon Facts #2! +20
#115 - i missed the first season but this show is hilarious thanks to… 07/10/2012 on Meanwhile in an alternate... +1
#322 - OMGZ GUIZ LOLZ TAMPONZ AND VAGINAZ LMAO!!!!!!!!! THUMBZ UP!!!!!! 07/09/2012 on FJ Fact 89... +1
#321 - **** you, magic conch 07/09/2012 on FJ Fact 89... +1
#320 - **Strudel rolls 3** there's no need for that conch. Will you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on FJ Fact 89... +1
User avatar #321 - Strudel (07/09/2012) [-]
fuck you, magic conch
#319 - **Strudel rolls 7** how about now?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2012 on FJ Fact 89... +1
User avatar #320 - Strudel (07/09/2012) [-]
**Strudel rolls 3** there's no need for that conch. Will you answer ALL my questions honestly?
User avatar #321 - Strudel (07/09/2012) [-]
fuck you, magic conch
#318 - **Strudel rolls 3** will you answer all my questions honestly?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2012 on FJ Fact 89... +1
User avatar #319 - Strudel (07/09/2012) [-]
**Strudel rolls 7** how about now?
User avatar #320 - Strudel (07/09/2012) [-]
**Strudel rolls 3** there's no need for that conch. Will you answer ALL my questions honestly?
User avatar #321 - Strudel (07/09/2012) [-]
fuck you, magic conch

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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
#52 to #51 - foreveralonejk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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