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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:11/18/2014
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#13 - You dare summon me?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on dem notification posts 0
#16 - snoopfaggyfag (11/21/2013) [-]
aufgebackenes strudel-ficker
#6739126 - I'm already baked brah 11/21/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#59 - story of my life 11/17/2013 on guitar hero 0
#80 - You're not so terrible. 11/15/2013 on nice try mom... +1
#6645589 - Who, what? Where? 11/15/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6641863 - ALL OF YOU SHUT THE **** UP 11/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#51 - Come on kid, quit ******* around and give the tig… 11/13/2013 on BROTHER!! WAIT!! 0
#109 - She's actually a really pretty lady. But... then she gets idea…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on what lady gaga actually... +12
User avatar #157 - hektoroftroy (11/12/2013) [-]
she can wear my meat any day
between her breasts
#126 - Or better, humility. 11/09/2013 on Ever wondered how a beating... 0
#125 - Jesus, it was a joke for christ's sake. Why has the website cl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Ever wondered how a beating... 0
User avatar #126 - Strudel (11/09/2013) [-]
Or better, humility.
#119 - Actually now we still haven't seen one beat. That's because th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Ever wondered how a beating... 0
#160 - nimithecat (11/09/2013) [-]
Then my exgirlfriend is scientificly right, I DO have a twisted heart
#122 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
If not referring to a heart, what would you think a beat looks like? A food? Some guy getting the crap beat out of him? Well, when talking about the beat of a heart guess what they mean? EVERY TIME IT TWISTS YOU. Don't try to sound intelligent, then ignore the fact that things change meaning with context.
User avatar #125 - Strudel (11/09/2013) [-]
Jesus, it was a joke for christ's sake. Why has the website climbed up its own ass lately holy fuck have some sense of humor.
User avatar #126 - Strudel (11/09/2013) [-]
Or better, humility.
#2005 - that actually made me laugh out loud. i needed to tell you tha… 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
#2379 - Star Wars: The Old Republic and Mario Kart: Double Dash … 11/05/2013 on description 0
#192 - represent 10/29/2013 on The Wonders Of America 0
#38 - This is correct and no one on Earth doubts this. 10/16/2013 on Being gay 0
#16 - What a brilliant idea! I mean, the idea of the Justice System … 10/15/2013 on Fuck, that is an annoyingly... 0
#20 - Too bad Moffat made the "real" 9th doctor John Hurt …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on #12 0
#25 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
John Hurt wasn't the 9th doctor because he forsaked the name.
#26 - freddyfrijolero (10/17/2013) [-]
but it is a regeneration wether he used the name or not
#19 - You've never seen the show, so how can you judge it? If anyone… 10/15/2013 on #12 0
#1 - I giggled at the picture. I laughed at the description.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on That 70s Show +82
User avatar #7 - schmitty (10/14/2013) [-]
I chortled at both.
#19 - thattypeofdude (10/14/2013) [-]
Your vocabulary is exquisite
#25 - schmitty (10/14/2013) [-]
I appreciate that my good chap. I was merely trying to display the style of laugh I exhibited in the best possible way. I am glad to see that my vocabulary choice was of an appreciative caliber.
#27 - umadproblemm (10/15/2013) [-]
#92 - The guy who played the Faun in Pan's Labyrinth said that it wa… 10/12/2013 on Behind The Scenes! 0
#127 - His season finale was AWESOME. 10/12/2013 on I don't even watch Dr.Who 0
#126 - ....No. Matt Smith was good in the beginning but then Moffat w… 10/12/2013 on I don't even watch Dr.Who 0
#57 - The reason they do it is because they feed off the time energy… 10/11/2013 on Oh god 0
#56 - Too bad they're actors.... Moffat: "Alright Matt, get… 10/11/2013 on Oh god +5
#85 - Picture 10/11/2013 on I don't even watch Dr.Who 0
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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