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#9 - You play dishonored? It looked amazing, how is the gameplay?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Wut. +4
User avatar #56 - lucidria (10/12/2012) [-]
The gameplay can be as slow and stealthy or as fast and slaughter-y as you want it to be. But you have very little health to help make stealth seem more important, so the second option isn't very practical.

Frankly, I think it's fun as hell, and the "the world changes to reflect your actions thing" is different than, say, Fable. Instead of "you let the main target live instead of killing him, so here's an alternate version of something" it's more like "you killed more people than you needed to, so here is more rat swarms and Weepers ("zombies") based on how many people you killed rather than knocked unconscious. Also, since you did the good thing and kept that captain alive at the request of one of your allies, here's a big ass watchtower that shoots explosive arrows at you as an added security measure."
No, seriously, one of my allies was like "My father is the Captain and someone is going to poison him. Please save him if you can." So I saved him (you have to knock him out then dump him in a trash bin outside the building) and I found a note in the next mission that said "There was an attempt on the Captain's life, and only due to his cunning and quick thinking (and I was like lolwut I chose to let him live...) he survived, and to prevent anything like that happen again, we placed this fucking watchtower here to fuck up your day."

There are also different reactions from your allies based on how many people you needlessly killed and such.

User avatar #57 - lucidria (10/12/2012) [-]
Also, the climbing is extremely smooth. Overall, I would say it's like Assassin's Creed's climbing with Skyrim's terrain mesh and openness in missions (meaning just about any ledge can be climbed on as long as it's in the mission area... which is pretty fucking huge) in a world similar to Fable 3.
User avatar #63 - Strudel (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm sold. I'm getting this game.
#25 - alexandersharp (10/12/2012) [-]
The gameplay is challenging but it is fun. Be the retard that I am, I started a campaign on very hard and died within a couple of minutes. stealth is a VERY important part of the game.
User avatar #54 - Strudel (10/12/2012) [-]
That's good, nothing better than an epic stealth game.
(Assassin's Creed has been a piss-poor excuse for an assassin game)
#58 - :| .......well...... **** ..... 10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon -1
#51 - Guess the American revolution never happened.... War of 1812....  [+] (13 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon +9
#56 - LeviV (10/12/2012) [-]
but the Americans lost the war of 1812
User avatar #219 - bwignite (10/12/2012) [-]
I was about to right an essay on how the war was a draw but the guy below me did me a favor.
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#75 - lavitts (10/12/2012) [-]
The white house burned, burned, burned
And we're the ones that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the President ran and cried!
It burned, burned, burned,
and things were very historical!

In the war of 1812!
#73 - zgbgydug (10/12/2012) [-]
I am by no means claiming you wrong or right, but in American schools we are taught that the war was essentially a stalemate that both sides gave up on yet claimed victory.
#419 - sgtsmilies (10/12/2012) [-]
In the end though, the goals of both sides were as follows:
US: Conquer (what is now known as) Canada,
UK: Stop that shit, and continue to kidnap sailors for the Napoleonic Wars.
And after the combat:
US: ain't got shit from Canada. Razed Niagara in all.
UK: Still stealing dem Sailors. Burned only Government buildings in fucking Washington, making the US look bad for destroying the whole town instead.

Sounds like a UK victory to me. I may be biased being Canadian, but it seems pretty indisputable to me. I'd also like to point out that we're taught in schools that it was a stalemate, but I disagree. You could argue stalemate, but you cannot argue American victory.
#108 - Battledogg (10/12/2012) [-]
The way I remember it in school was we lost pretty much everything, aside from the Battle of New Orleans toward the end, which was more of a massacre
#78 - LeviV (10/12/2012) [-]
not true. We blew Toronto into little bits with the detonation of the grand magazine and Laura Secord told us the Americans were coming, so we knew ahead of time and were prepared. The Canadians successfully held off the invasion. I'm not really sure why they'd tell you otherwise.
#81 - zgbgydug (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm assuming a combination of either side not really gaining anything from fighting the war, and not wanting to admit that a home country lost a war.
#113 - LeviV (10/12/2012) [-]
very well may be. If I'm not mistaken, Canada did retaliate at a point though (I'm not entirely clear on it)
#97 - funnyrage (10/12/2012) [-]
you know... just to put a point to this. did you know that russia had a law before the WW1 that no one on the lands of russia can say anything bad about the country. even my russian teacher thinks that there are absolutely no wars that russia started. so what i'm trying to say is maybe one of your countries have the same rule but its not said out loud. i'm not saying who it is because i don't know but there is a good chance that one of your schools is lying...
<--- pic unrelated just thought you could use a beautiful picture
User avatar #58 - Strudel (10/12/2012) [-]
:| .......well......

#538 - Grey pill all the way....hard to find other gay men let alon…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Pill's +4
User avatar #583 - prettyflyforawifi (10/12/2012) [-]
why not go pink and morph into a woman?
#547 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [-]
#2046 - I always feel classy when I get a notification that I've been …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on xxkillionarexx's profile 0
User avatar #2047 - xxkillionarexx (10/12/2012) [-]
Sorry bro.
#15 - Ew. 10/11/2012 on Xbox alive -2
#67 - This ^ ....this so much.... 10/11/2012 on UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO... 0
#373 - Anyone else refuse to play as anyone but their favorite? …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on My room mate was confused... +3
#395 - jewfrosdsd (10/11/2012) [-]
fox or link.
User avatar #375 - lospussy (10/10/2012) [-]
I refuse to play as sonic cause I never really liked him as a kid
#5 - Alright I got the first part down, now what's the last part say? 10/10/2012 on Shocking 0
#14 - :| I suppose not 10/10/2012 on Viagra -3
#13 - **Strudel rolls 37** is this the right one?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Viagra -4
User avatar #14 - Strudel (10/10/2012) [-]
:| I suppose not
#9 - Of course! You don't see a rich man like Lil' Wayne dressing u… 10/10/2012 on Racism +5
#3 - I've been doing too much math... spent 10 minutes trying to fi… 10/10/2012 on Mythbusters chess +4
#17 - See you in hell ************ , I laughed. Hard. 10/10/2012 on HEY BUZZ 0
#17 - THAT IS ALL YOU DESERVE. And also my Mom made this re…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Blackjack 0
User avatar #18 - timelordeternal (10/10/2012) [-]
The cup sounds nice, so long as it's a mug.

More importantly, it was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry!
#2 - I prefer Hasa Diga Eebowai. " **** yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Hakuna matata -2
User avatar #6 - jaynsilentbob (10/10/2012) [-]
There's been no rain for several days!
Hasa Diga Eebowi!
And 80 percent of us have aids!
Hasa Diga Eebowi!
#15 - I for one don't forgive you. But you're still invited…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Blackjack 0
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User avatar #16 - timelordeternal (10/10/2012) [-]
But everyone will give me dirty looks for my awful typo.
User avatar #17 - Strudel (10/10/2012) [-]

And also my Mom made this real cool goodie bags with candy and stuff, just ignore the pencil and cup inside, I don't know why she does that shit.
User avatar #18 - timelordeternal (10/10/2012) [-]
The cup sounds nice, so long as it's a mug.

More importantly, it was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry!
#7 - The tomato is my favorite part.... ******* FUN FACT… 10/10/2012 on Taco -3
#10 - Nice repost there man. 10/10/2012 on Did he just... -3
#47 - The DS version was awful :| 10/10/2012 on The day I saved a childhood 0
#91 - religion in a nutshell  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on Hmm, quite. 0
#92 - shatt (10/06/2012) [-]
#89 - adam and eve weren't "born" perse, they were made fr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Hmm, quite. 0
#90 - shatt (10/06/2012) [-]
by that logic i cann make a baby out of dust and some magic wind
User avatar #91 - Strudel (10/06/2012) [-]
religion in a nutshell
#92 - shatt (10/06/2012) [-]
#90 - Magic. 10/04/2012 on notbad.jpg 0
#89 - **Strudel rolls 7** I'm going to guess this is between 1-9  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2012 on notbad.jpg 0
User avatar #94 - mylazy (10/04/2012) [-]
I kinda wish it had been 0.
User avatar #90 - Strudel (10/04/2012) [-]
#125 - Well I say! Good day sir! 10/04/2012 on Do you bite your thumb at... +4


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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
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User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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