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Strudel    

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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:8/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#24850
Highest Content Rank:#380
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#15 - Ew. 10/11/2012 on Xbox alive -2
#67 - This ^ ....this so much.... 10/11/2012 on UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO... 0
#373 - Anyone else refuse to play as anyone but their favorite? …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on My room mate was confused... +3
#395 - jewfrosdsd (10/11/2012) [-]
fox or link.
User avatar #375 - lospussy (10/10/2012) [-]
I refuse to play as sonic cause I never really liked him as a kid
#5 - Alright I got the first part down, now what's the last part say? 10/10/2012 on Shocking 0
#14 - :| I suppose not 10/10/2012 on Viagra -3
#13 - **Strudel rolls 37** is this the right one?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Viagra -4
User avatar #14 - Strudel (10/10/2012) [-]
:| I suppose not
#9 - Of course! You don't see a rich man like Lil' Wayne dressing u… 10/10/2012 on Racism +5
#3 - I've been doing too much math... spent 10 minutes trying to fi… 10/10/2012 on Mythbusters chess +4
#17 - See you in hell ************ , I laughed. Hard. 10/10/2012 on HEY BUZZ 0
#17 - THAT IS ALL YOU DESERVE. And also my Mom made this re…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Blackjack 0
User avatar #18 - timelordeternal (10/10/2012) [-]
The cup sounds nice, so long as it's a mug.

More importantly, it was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry!
#2 - I prefer Hasa Diga Eebowai. " **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Hakuna matata -2
User avatar #6 - jaynsilentbob (10/10/2012) [-]
There's been no rain for several days!
Hasa Diga Eebowi!
And 80 percent of us have aids!
Hasa Diga Eebowi!
#15 - I for one don't forgive you. But you're still invited…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Blackjack 0
#19 - anonymous Comment deleted by Strudel
User avatar #16 - timelordeternal (10/10/2012) [-]
But everyone will give me dirty looks for my awful typo.
User avatar #17 - Strudel (10/10/2012) [-]
THAT IS ALL YOU DESERVE.

And also my Mom made this real cool goodie bags with candy and stuff, just ignore the pencil and cup inside, I don't know why she does that shit.
User avatar #18 - timelordeternal (10/10/2012) [-]
The cup sounds nice, so long as it's a mug.

More importantly, it was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry!
#7 - The tomato is my favorite part.... ******* FU… 10/10/2012 on Taco -3
#10 - Nice repost there man. 10/10/2012 on Did he just... -3
#47 - The DS version was awful :| 10/10/2012 on The day I saved a childhood 0
#91 - religion in a nutshell  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on Hmm, quite. 0
#92 - shatt (10/06/2012) [-]
ikr
#89 - adam and eve weren't "born" perse, they were made fr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Hmm, quite. 0
#90 - shatt (10/06/2012) [-]
by that logic i cann make a baby out of dust and some magic wind
User avatar #91 - Strudel (10/06/2012) [-]
religion in a nutshell
#92 - shatt (10/06/2012) [-]
ikr
#90 - Magic. 10/04/2012 on notbad.jpg 0
#89 - **Strudel rolls 7** I'm going to guess this is between 1-9  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2012 on notbad.jpg 0
User avatar #94 - mylazy (10/04/2012) [-]
I kinda wish it had been 0.
User avatar #90 - Strudel (10/04/2012) [-]
Magic.
#125 - Well I say! Good day sir! 10/04/2012 on Do you bite your thumb at... +4
#117 - The Western Hemisphere is full of mentally handicapped individ…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Do you bite your thumb at... +4
#123 - zekeon (10/04/2012) [-]
The Eastern Hemisphere's residents could not even grasp the concept of weight due to their lack of even a single decent modified horseless carriage to carry their own down the avenue.

In any event, our concubines are pleasingly plump, while your hags are in serious danger of starvation.

I regret to inform you that i must also cut this parley short, as I have several things to write for the end of getting a satisfactory grade tomorrow in my local educational establishment.
#125 - Strudel (10/04/2012) [-]
Well I say! Good day sir!
#110 - East Hemisphere, my good sir!  [+] (6 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Do you bite your thumb at... +4
#113 - zekeon (10/04/2012) [-]
No sir, I respectfully disagree with your assertion!

It is a well known fact that the western hemisphere is in possession of all the best concubines.
#122 - redrock (10/04/2012) [-]
Forgive my interruption, good men. I believe you mean to say the Eastern and Western coast lines of the southern half of North America.

Unless you truly mean to say that one of you is a representative of North, South, and Central America while the other is the esteemed representative of Africa, Europe, and Asia.
#121 - grapearny (10/04/2012) [-]
thats calld glases dumass
#117 - Strudel (10/04/2012) [-]
The Western Hemisphere is full of mentally handicapped individuals and wenches who have become far too diseased from multiple occurrences of copulation and have a rather serious problem with their weight.
#123 - zekeon (10/04/2012) [-]
The Eastern Hemisphere's residents could not even grasp the concept of weight due to their lack of even a single decent modified horseless carriage to carry their own down the avenue.

In any event, our concubines are pleasingly plump, while your hags are in serious danger of starvation.

I regret to inform you that i must also cut this parley short, as I have several things to write for the end of getting a satisfactory grade tomorrow in my local educational establishment.
#125 - Strudel (10/04/2012) [-]
Well I say! Good day sir!
#2 - Yeah that'd be me. 10/03/2012 on Mirrors 0
#22 - Comment deleted 10/02/2012 on Animals Confused by Their... 0
#27 - goddamnit I just told the other guy.... this isn't fair... its… 10/01/2012 on Goodbye raggedy man. 0
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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