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|#126 - Get the water running.||10/17/2012 on What were you thinking!?||0|
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|#38 - That's um... not the quote...||10/16/2012 on Noob Please||0|
|#215 - Yeah my thoughts exactly.||10/16/2012 on kid critic||0|
|#11 - yay! its so funny after the 9th time!||10/16/2012 on life hacks||+1|
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|#15 - WARNING: For those of you with political views of any kind ple… [+] (3 new replies)||10/15/2012 on Robama||+12|
#60 - glasgowrangers (10/15/2012) [-]
Obama said he would close guitanimo
You can say it's down to congress and everything if you like, but at the end of the day he never said "I'll do this if congress let me and i'll do that if congress let me". He said he'd do it and he never. So to me he has absolutely no credibility
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|#12 - Sounds like an Alzheimer's patient. That's so sad, and sweet. …||10/13/2012 on Made for one another||-1|
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|#63 - I'm sold. I'm getting this game.||10/12/2012 on Wut.||0|
|#54 - That's good, nothing better than an epic stealth game. (As…||10/12/2012 on Wut.||0|
|#9 - You play dishonored? It looked amazing, how is the gameplay? [+] (5 new replies)||10/12/2012 on Wut.||+4|
#56 - lucidria (10/12/2012) [-]
The gameplay can be as slow and stealthy or as fast and slaughter-y as you want it to be. But you have very little health to help make stealth seem more important, so the second option isn't very practical.
Frankly, I think it's fun as hell, and the "the world changes to reflect your actions thing" is different than, say, Fable. Instead of "you let the main target live instead of killing him, so here's an alternate version of something" it's more like "you killed more people than you needed to, so here is more rat swarms and Weepers ("zombies") based on how many people you killed rather than knocked unconscious. Also, since you did the good thing and kept that captain alive at the request of one of your allies, here's a big ass watchtower that shoots explosive arrows at you as an added security measure."
No, seriously, one of my allies was like "My father is the Captain and someone is going to poison him. Please save him if you can." So I saved him (you have to knock him out then dump him in a trash bin outside the building) and I found a note in the next mission that said "There was an attempt on the Captain's life, and only due to his cunning and quick thinking (and I was like lolwut I chose to let him live...) he survived, and to prevent anything like that happen again, we placed this fucking watchtower here to fuck up your day."
There are also different reactions from your allies based on how many people you needlessly killed and such.
TL;DR IT'S A FUCKING GREAT FUCKING GAME.
#57 - lucidria (10/12/2012) [-]
Also, the climbing is extremely smooth. Overall, I would say it's like Assassin's Creed's climbing with Skyrim's terrain mesh and openness in missions (meaning just about any ledge can be climbed on as long as it's in the mission area... which is pretty fucking huge) in a world similar to Fable 3.
|#58 - :| .......well...... **** .....||10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon||-1|
|#51 - Guess the American revolution never happened.... War of 1812.... [+] (13 new replies)||10/12/2012 on Fuck You, Simon||+9|
#419 - sgtsmilies (10/12/2012) [-]
In the end though, the goals of both sides were as follows:
US: Conquer (what is now known as) Canada,
UK: Stop that shit, and continue to kidnap sailors for the Napoleonic Wars.
And after the combat:
US: ain't got shit from Canada. Razed Niagara in all.
UK: Still stealing dem Sailors. Burned only Government buildings in fucking Washington, making the US look bad for destroying the whole town instead.
Sounds like a UK victory to me. I may be biased being Canadian, but it seems pretty indisputable to me. I'd also like to point out that we're taught in schools that it was a stalemate, but I disagree. You could argue stalemate, but you cannot argue American victory.
#78 - LeviV (10/12/2012) [-]
not true. We blew Toronto into little bits with the detonation of the grand magazine and Laura Secord told us the Americans were coming, so we knew ahead of time and were prepared. The Canadians successfully held off the invasion. I'm not really sure why they'd tell you otherwise.
#97 - funnyrage (10/12/2012) [-]
<--- pic unrelated just thought you could use a beautiful picture
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