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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#2736 - **Strudel rolled a random comment #50270 posted by grundo …  [+] (19 new replies) 02/15/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
User avatar #2740 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
Wait what? What are you talking about? Do you like the gift?
User avatar #2744 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
**Strudel rolled a random comment #2952426 posted by kuningas at Item Collecting Game ** :
**kuningas rolled a random comment #3138550 posted by octavia at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** :
**octavia spoons with Silver Spoon**

good morning
User avatar #2749 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
Its night time... are you feeling alright?
User avatar #2751 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
**Strudel rolled a random comment #339651 posted by Jackimole at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
Go for Mana clash, Cone of cold, Blood Magic.
I would actually swap out Alistair with Zevran, and have yourself go as an Arcane warrior to tank. Rogues can deal out a shit ton of damage with backstabs, and they're useful for lockpicking.
User avatar #2756 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
Dad! Call 911! Something's wrong with Linda!
User avatar #2769 - Jackimole (02/15/2013) [-]
That's funny, I just posted that 2 minutes ago. I wonder if the random rolling prioritizes recent comments?
User avatar #2759 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
**Strudel rolled a random comment #2951222 posted by bumbie at Item Collecting Game ** :
night
User avatar #2762 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
Good Linda! Good! Night! Its night time isn't it? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE AMBULANCE?
User avatar #2763 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #2767 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
Linda, just shut up for a second ok?
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User avatar #2768 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
**Strudel rolled a random comment #650482 posted by thekactusking at Friendly ** :
I tried

I tried very hard

And I failed
User avatar #2770 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
I KNOW YOU FUCKING FAILED NOW STFU
User avatar #2773 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHATS GOING ON?!?!!
User avatar #2775 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
**Strudel rolled a random comment #100 posted by warzon at Equality ** :
I can see it now.
"You have ten seconds to comply"

"Why id love to put money into thi-*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* Dead."

I dont want you to become a cyborg.
User avatar #2779 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
LINDA! NOOOOOOO!
User avatar #2780 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
**Strudel rolled a random comment #3157552 posted by miscarriage at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
**miscarriage pets you**

anytime ^^ Happy V-Day
User avatar #2783 - Strudel (02/15/2013) [-]
Aaaaand that's the end of that. Good night everyone.
#81 - In Obama era beige sleeves are illegal. 02/15/2013 on 'merica 0
#31 - That episode. That ******* episode. The Face of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on the sound of what now? +3
User avatar #35 - ishitincups (02/14/2013) [-]
I screamed!
#3295 - **Strudel rolled a random image posted in comment #492549 a… 02/14/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You 0
#2535 - **Strudel rolls 31** 02/14/2013 on Play Pimp Zombie Roulette 0
#1276 - **Strudel rolled a random comment #648872 posted by frigid… 02/14/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
#2633 - That is just fantastic, 02/13/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You 0
#2632 - **Strudel rolled a random image posted in comment #482245 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You +1
User avatar #2633 - Strudel (02/13/2013) [-]
That is just fantastic,
#5922 - Picture 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#5914 - **Strudel rolled a random image posted in comment #243 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed +1
#5922 - Strudel (02/12/2013) [-]
#3725 - I am ok with this. 02/11/2013 on What You Scream During Sex 0
#3723 - **Strudel rolled a random comment #31 posted by anonymous …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on What You Scream During Sex +1
User avatar #3725 - Strudel (02/11/2013) [-]
I am ok with this.
#1570 - **Strudel rolls 19** if I get dubs do I come out as straight then?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#1571 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
no, you come out as a pedophile.
#2567 - **Strudel rolled a random image posted in comment #2690942 … 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... 0
#15 - His stupidity was so massive it caused a collapse in his brain… 02/04/2013 on Look at this dipshit +17
#34 - goddamnit...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2013 on True Fact +2
#37 - neogrungist (02/04/2013) [-]
here you go. . . for the next time this happens to you
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#72 - Comment deleted 02/04/2013 on NSFW? 0
#14 - True Fact.... is there ANY other kind?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2013 on True Fact +3
User avatar #20 - falloutfanatic (02/04/2013) [-]
Fake Fact: Abraham Lincoln was grand wizard of the Scottish Imperial Commonwealth, 14374 years ago
User avatar #34 - Strudel (02/04/2013) [-]
goddamnit...
#37 - neogrungist (02/04/2013) [-]
here you go. . . for the next time this happens to you
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#272 - What the **** am I watching? I had trouble even t… 02/04/2013 on TEST - PLS IGNORE +2
#14 - Goddamnit...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Black Man -3
User avatar #26 - secondtimearound (02/03/2013) [-]
You're not the only person who has thought about this idea. Contain your frustration.
#33 - The retard is strong with this one. 02/02/2013 on Good Guy Tesla -1
#32 - Well that's all well and good but why is this here? This is fu… 02/02/2013 on Good Guy Tesla -3
#6 - Oh my ******* god this repost is so old and unfun…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on White People -4
#19 - ohaibrooooh (02/02/2013) [-]
Try again.
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#2936158 - I'm actually a top.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #2939098 - inudewaruika (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a person O.o....I know it's a top
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Really Simple -12
#8 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
no one asked.
#22 - hueman (01/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist ******* comics dude
#53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are ******* amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother ******* need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of **** now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the **** are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same ************* bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that ****** ******* embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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