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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/30/2014
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#20 - Dis was gud 03/18/2013 on The Tale of Winston Sexton +4
#17 - Then again I've been called the Paula Abdul of movie critics. 03/18/2013 on Calm down Meg +1
#15 - I enjoyed it, but that's really mostly because me and my fri…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Calm down Meg +1
User avatar #18 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
Did you notice that every time Rachel Weiss was flying she looked so uncomfortable, like she never used wires before. Plus really predictable plot.
User avatar #19 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
I've said my peace.
#20 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
Yes, my good sir I shall be off now.
also piece*
User avatar #21 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
Its peace. Trust me.
User avatar #23 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
how so?
peace=a state of mutual harmony between people or groups, especially in personal relations.
piece=part of a whole.
User avatar #24 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
Its a quote from a movie. "I've spoken my peace and counted to three." And its saying that this is what I have peacefully concluded with a clear head.
#26 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
Ah my sincerest apologies my ignorance led me to question you. But as I have learned something new I shall leave this pic as compensation and part ways with the haste of a Russian ballerina dancer.
User avatar #17 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
Then again I've been called the Paula Abdul of movie critics.
#12 - I saw this movie last night. Yeah that pretty much su…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Calm down Meg +3
User avatar #13 - ellwood (03/18/2013) [-]
was the movie worth seeing?
User avatar #16 - romdadon (03/18/2013) [-]
meh
its a prequel to the actual wizard of oz
it was alright
User avatar #15 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
I enjoyed it, but that's really mostly because me and my friend made fun of it the entire time. The acting was iffy, the story was like swiss cheese, the fights were ok, but the ambiance was nice, and the jokes were delivered well... its really a kid's movie so what do you expect?
User avatar #18 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
Did you notice that every time Rachel Weiss was flying she looked so uncomfortable, like she never used wires before. Plus really predictable plot.
User avatar #19 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
I've said my peace.
#20 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
Yes, my good sir I shall be off now.
also piece*
User avatar #21 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
Its peace. Trust me.
User avatar #23 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
how so?
peace=a state of mutual harmony between people or groups, especially in personal relations.
piece=part of a whole.
User avatar #24 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
Its a quote from a movie. "I've spoken my peace and counted to three." And its saying that this is what I have peacefully concluded with a clear head.
#26 - supername (03/18/2013) [-]
Ah my sincerest apologies my ignorance led me to question you. But as I have learned something new I shall leave this pic as compensation and part ways with the haste of a Russian ballerina dancer.
User avatar #17 - Strudel (03/18/2013) [-]
Then again I've been called the Paula Abdul of movie critics.
#14 - dantastic (03/18/2013) [-]
fuck no
#25 - Man, I'm so glad we're gay , otherwise who knows, you could g… 03/18/2013 on Read the last comment 0
#6 - And then he leaves Turk for James Franco and grows wings n' shit. 03/17/2013 on Someone Said Scrubs? 0
#32 - "Being scared keeps you fast, anyone who isn't scared rig… 03/17/2013 on Lovecraft on Fear +3
#35 - His words inspired a nation of lost souls to better themselves… 03/16/2013 on Fair Warning +9
#65 - Aaaawwh. 03/16/2013 on Don't stop holding it...please 0
#45 - Selina yup, Catwoman, says it on the bottom, you just gotta enlarge. 03/16/2013 on Gotham High 0
#57 - UNCLE CHARLIE! NO! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?! 03/16/2013 on YEA TOAST!! 0
#19 - hush now little one.... 03/15/2013 on R.I.P. :( 0
#12 - Is....Is no one going to mention RIP in peace?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on R.I.P. :( +1
User avatar #13 - ainsleyreborn (03/14/2013) [-]
Someone did, two comments below yours...
User avatar #19 - Strudel (03/15/2013) [-]
hush now little one....
#77 - Somehow... somewhere in this mess....is my name... 03/14/2013 on Recommendations +2
#21 - So when Gina sucks a bunch of dicks she's a "gooood giiii…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on good girl gina +22
#33 - darthmaulester (03/15/2013) [-]
This is my favourite comment of the week
#88 - Oh god his face is so fucking funny! 03/14/2013 on Nestles Crunch! yummm 0
#5 - Thought this would be about the Metric song... 03/12/2013 on Breathing Underwater 0
#14 - This. Is. BEAUTIFUL. 03/11/2013 on the best revenge +1
#15 - I love that show! I'm rooting for Eric F. and Anthony. Them tw… 03/11/2013 on Look what I did 0
#77 - Wow I don't know how long I've waited to use this... 03/11/2013 on That would be cool. +5
#31 - This post needs to be thinner.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on things to get comp +3
#37 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/11/2013) [-]
here you go.
#116 - Forever Puppies IS real! 03/10/2013 on huskey-corgi mix 0
#28 - Meanwhile in Bowser's castle... "Where the FUCK … 03/09/2013 on Oh Mario +10
#19 - And you say this only cost 40?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Africa +2
User avatar #29 - basicargentinian (03/08/2013) [-]
For 40 dollars you get an ounce of the best shit ever in Argentina, I guess in usa it's more expensive.
User avatar #38 - xsiberx (03/08/2013) [-]
up here in canada an ounce is like 200
User avatar #41 - basicargentinian (03/08/2013) [-]
holy shit
#44 - xsiberx (03/08/2013) [-]
I know, it basicly costs me 5$ just to get high!
User avatar #45 - basicargentinian (03/08/2013) [-]
Move to south america, we've got socialism and cheap drugs.
#46 - xsiberx (03/08/2013) [-]
Cant my spanish is horrible, and the drug price is decent for the salary I get! :P
#69 - Art is freedom through self expression though... some people c…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on More of my works 2 +2
#77 - anonymous (03/07/2013) [-]
My point is it's a useless degree. Get something practical and actually useful that you can get a real job with. Why the fuck would you major in art history or something? That's just stupid as fuck. If you're interested in art history than take a few classes, but don't waste your time and money majoring in it. Find a degree where you can find a job with an actual stable source of income. Ever heard the term starving artist? Yeah...
User avatar #93 - sharkyandgeorge (03/07/2013) [-]
sorry, have to agree with you. I usually work in games and movies, but now a project has come to a close and I'm out of work. happens all the time, you sir are correct
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User avatar #61 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
I like you, you taste good
#60 - blartonfairweather (09/21/2012) [-]
What goes on, d00d?
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/23/2011) [-]
You make the funneist fucking comics dude
#53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Hi there just a fan of your Compilations and thought I would stop in and Request another Cryptid Comp :D

You can use this guy if you want Ive had his creepy ass saved in my Picture folder for way too long xD
<---Florida's Skunk ape I think :p
#54 to #53 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
Oh and Another one you can use :p

Lizard man...cant remember where this guy is from but it is kinda interesting :p
#55 to #54 - MrLlama ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
and this guy The Dover demon...well Im gunna screw off now before I get annoying but just ask if you want some ideas for cryptids :p I have a mental list of all the ones I find most interesting :D
#50 - XEC **User deleted account** (04/21/2011) [-]
my grandparents live in amagansett and i go to east hampton every summer. just thought i'd let you know
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User avatar #51 to #49 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
mmmmhmmm
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User avatar #57 to #52 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
wantagh
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User avatar #46 - ishabsa (04/21/2011) [-]
Sup dude, your comps are fucking amazing.
You should really do a comp about reptiles, those scally mother fuckers need some love too !!
User avatar #47 to #46 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
third person to suggest just that haha
#45 - Turtleboner (04/21/2011) [-]
YOU GOTTA PO' DAT MILK BRO
User avatar #44 - nbtwosix (04/21/2011) [-]
Hey congrats on the Front Page!! I've enjoyed your comps!! Thank you for educating the FJ masses!!
#43 - TheNorwegianSmurf (04/21/2011) [-]
I love your humour, you're a funny guy, you give hope to FJ's frontpage, its full of shit now, except.. your shark-comp, made me laugh :P and sure was interesting, although I had to do some resourch on that cookie cutter :O he was awezum... and im sorry about your friend, kind... of .. stalked the other comments, but... anyway... i should probably end this comment, its getting horribly long..... ....... yeahh....
User avatar #41 - PizzaRat (12/22/2010) [-]
Hey strudel
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User avatar #26 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
strudel, your only subscriber wants to know if you plan on making more comics.
User avatar #48 to #26 - Strudel (04/21/2011) [-]
you're not my only subscriber any more :P
User avatar #56 to #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2011) [-]
I know, but I was still your first.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i do but things have been...complicated...
User avatar #28 to #27 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember the last time I asked you that you said some one was hit by a car. What had happened exactly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
my best friend died
User avatar #30 to #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Oh, when was that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
back in september, but the schools keep bringing it up...they're trying to milk this sympathy cow all its got left
User avatar #32 to #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow what a bunch of dicks, what the fuck are they even getting out of it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
money. they keep saying buy [first name last name] bands today, or help raise money for her family, although we all know the schools are keeping everything they make
User avatar #34 to #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Wow. Damn dude that must suck. Are they still doing that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
yes. she died two months ago but they wont let us let her go
User avatar #36 to #35 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
You should complain. Im sure a lot of the student hate it constantly being brought up
User avatar #37 to #36 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
not only that but the teachers dont talk about it. she sat right in front of me in english and my teacher asks if there was someone missing from our row. he totally forgot.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
wow. what did you say?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Strudel (11/21/2010) [-]
i said not any more
User avatar #40 to #39 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/21/2010) [-]
Damn dude, that's deep right there...
#4 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
Hi strudel!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Strudel (10/14/2010) [-]
howdy
User avatar #6 to #5 - PizzaRat (10/14/2010) [-]
well
Whazzup?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
WAZZZUP?!?
#8 to #7 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Feels goodman
User avatar #9 to #8 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
i know him from flintstones :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Wait you said you were gay right?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
yeeeeeee
User avatar #12 to #11 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
my younger brother is gay to
User avatar #13 to #12 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
careful its contagious *cough*
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Graugh!
*jumps back*
But he lives in a different house and I go there on the weekends then were forced to sleep in the same motherfucking bed
User avatar #15 to #14 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
..........did he.....did he do stuff?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
well no to ME
User avatar #17 to #16 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
to....himself.....lovely...
User avatar #18 to #17 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
no ... he has a... well you know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
ah a boyfriend, thats cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - PizzaRat (10/15/2010) [-]
Yes...for you
But cramming 3 guys in a bed is...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Strudel (10/15/2010) [-]
well then sleep on the couch then and let them fag it up

fags forever!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I tried that
my dog pissed on me
User avatar #23 to #22 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
:l
User avatar #24 to #23 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
I then slept in my closet
I came out of the closet in the middle of the night... not in a gay way
User avatar #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/17/2010) [-]
Are you gonna make more comics?
User avatar #1 - Strudel (08/07/2010) [-]
308: Medicham

As I ripped off her dress I saw she had something no woman should have. A penis. He used tackle. But it failed. I ran, but couldn't escape. He used strength and ripped my pants off. Now I couldn't run. Cause that shit's fucking embarrassing. I got over my embarrassment and began to contemplate my escape as he dragged me to the bedroom. But he used mindreader and detected my plans. He stood me up and did a hi jump kick to my lower jaw. I was paralyzed for a few turns. As I convulsed on the floor, he meditated. He then threw my onto the bed with a seismic toss and used pound over and over. Somewhere during the pounding, I fainted. When I woke up I learned hypnosis works. And I was weak. Cause drain punch works too. I'm trapped.
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