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StormEagle

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
Last Login:8/27/2016
Location:electric avenue
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Highest Content Rank:#6290
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Content Views:13928
Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:806
FJ Points:3285
yes i am 109 years old

latest user's comments

#39 - sauce?????????? 08/26/2016 on Professional Wrestling 0
#35 - Those are obviously his double d's 08/24/2016 on A bum was living inside a... +1
#13 - i dont have a picture right now but watch justice league on ne… 08/23/2016 on Sub titles +1
#14 - Anyone know why when zoomed in everything is like a funky groovy color  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Suseexilag Hartisesc +4
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#25 - radicalkid (06/10/2016) [-]
A E S T H E T I C S
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#19 - tubaplayah (06/10/2016) [-]
Don't quote me on this I haven't take high school science in a bit. But things zoomed in this far actually don't have color they are too small so scientist will color in the images to help normal people like us make sense of everything.
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#33 - zacoren (06/10/2016) [-]
>>#18 was correct, they don't use light to make the image so they color it in themselves.
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#18 - ganjaclaus (06/10/2016) [-]
They aren't, electron microscopes don't use light to form images, they use electrons to detect the magnetic fields of the atoms and form images corresponding to that information. The coloring of them is artificial just to make it look good.
#263 - **StormEagle used "*roll picture*"** **StormEagle rolled image ** 04/25/2016 on Gotta roll fast! +1
#259 - **StormEagle used "*roll picture*"** **StormEagle rolled image ** 04/25/2016 on Gotta roll fast! 0
#97 - Someone needs to update their system  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2016 on Random Facts +4
#113 - calloftheshadows (04/19/2016) [-]
There are several inaccuracies listed here. Marvel themselves have confirmed Squirrel Girl to be their most powerful character. And they've also confirmed her to be a mutant, so ..... Jolly ol' Saint Nick can suck it.



And then there's the beating you pointed out, of course.
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#131 - theoneaboveall (04/20/2016) [-]
Squirrel Girl is the strongest although for some reason she is pretty powerful by singlehandedly beating Thanos. However, characters such as Franklin Richards blows squirrel girl and santa out of the fucking water in terms of mutant levels.
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#111 - thechosentroll (04/19/2016) [-]
Just cause you know someones' moves doesn't mean you can stop them. If you know the Hulk's gonna punch you into orbit, it doesn't make it any easier to prevent.
#114 - calloftheshadows (04/19/2016) [-]
(Team FourStar's DBZ Abridged Piccolo) .........DOOOOOOODDDGEE~!!
#2 - **StormEagle used "*roll picture*"** **StormEagle rolled image ** 04/10/2016 on Please hurry up & leave +1
#80 - Not before he almost killed iron man  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Simplified +6
#81 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, but he still DIED regardless
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#86 - arandomanon (03/27/2016) [-]
I don't really care much, specially since movies tend to do whatever they fucking want but, you may want to consider using the spoilers for this kind of situation cocksucker
#87 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
>Cocksucker
I will only suck cock if you pay me 50 bucks
#88 - arandomanon (03/27/2016) [-]
You sure increased your price. Does it come with new features?
#89 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
Nah, just got ol' sucky sucky but if you want extra, that'll be an extra 200 dorrar
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#107 - veryfahnyjokes (03/27/2016) [-]
just stop
#109 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
Okay i'll stop But only if you stop being such a meanie poo. . .
#77 - welp looks like im ****** a guy  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2016 on FJ Dream Show 0
#94 - aexhaustedheadcase (03/01/2016) [-]
And then you'll go on the show
Heyoo