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#14 - Anyone know why when zoomed in everything is like a funky groovy color  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Suseexilag Hartisesc +4
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#25 - radicalkid (06/10/2016) [-]
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#19 - tubaplayah (06/10/2016) [-]
Don't quote me on this I haven't take high school science in a bit. But things zoomed in this far actually don't have color they are too small so scientist will color in the images to help normal people like us make sense of everything.
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#33 - zacoren (06/10/2016) [-]
>>#18 was correct, they don't use light to make the image so they color it in themselves.
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#18 - ganjaclaus (06/10/2016) [-]
They aren't, electron microscopes don't use light to form images, they use electrons to detect the magnetic fields of the atoms and form images corresponding to that information. The coloring of them is artificial just to make it look good.
#263 - **StormEagle used "*roll picture*"** **StormEagle rolled image ** 04/25/2016 on Gotta roll fast! +1
#259 - **StormEagle used "*roll picture*"** **StormEagle rolled image ** 04/25/2016 on Gotta roll fast! 0
#97 - Someone needs to update their system  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2016 on Random Facts +4
#113 - calloftheshadows (04/19/2016) [-]
There are several inaccuracies listed here. Marvel themselves have confirmed Squirrel Girl to be their most powerful character. And they've also confirmed her to be a mutant, so ..... Jolly ol' Saint Nick can suck it.

And then there's the beating you pointed out, of course.
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#131 - theoneaboveall (04/20/2016) [-]
Squirrel Girl is the strongest although for some reason she is pretty powerful by singlehandedly beating Thanos. However, characters such as Franklin Richards blows squirrel girl and santa out of the fucking water in terms of mutant levels.
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#111 - thechosentroll (04/19/2016) [-]
Just cause you know someones' moves doesn't mean you can stop them. If you know the Hulk's gonna punch you into orbit, it doesn't make it any easier to prevent.
#114 - calloftheshadows (04/19/2016) [-]
(Team FourStar's DBZ Abridged Piccolo) .........DOOOOOOODDDGEE~!!
#2 - **StormEagle used "*roll picture*"** **StormEagle rolled image ** 04/10/2016 on Please hurry up & leave +1
#80 - Not before he almost killed iron man  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Simplified +6
#81 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, but he still DIED regardless
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#86 - arandomanon (03/27/2016) [-]
I don't really care much, specially since movies tend to do whatever they fucking want but, you may want to consider using the spoilers for this kind of situation cocksucker
#87 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
I will only suck cock if you pay me 50 bucks
#88 - arandomanon (03/27/2016) [-]
You sure increased your price. Does it come with new features?
#89 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
Nah, just got ol' sucky sucky but if you want extra, that'll be an extra 200 dorrar
#107 - veryfahnyjokes (03/27/2016) [-]
just stop
#109 - buttlumps (03/27/2016) [-]
Okay i'll stop But only if you stop being such a meanie poo. . .
#77 - welp looks like im ****** a guy  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2016 on FJ Dream Show 0
#94 - aexhaustedheadcase (03/01/2016) [-]
And then you'll go on the show
#260 - but ive been visiting this place since it was green noooooo  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2016 on This site is dying fast 0
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#314 - repostforlife (02/15/2016) [-]
Same bro, same. We have to band together and help save fj. It's too important to die
#16 - How is it one of the things he hates about Brian (him wanting …  [+] (15 new replies) 10/27/2015 on A misunderstanding leads to... +19
#75 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
Well, based on the writing, Quagmire owes nothing to Peter. If anything, it's hard to imagine that their friendship wouldn't be pretty one-sided, with Quagmire putting up with all of Peter's shenanigans and bailing Peter out of so much shit.

Brian, on the other hand, owes Peter his life multiple times over and is also basically mooching off of Peter.

That's the difference.
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#72 - Tyranitar (10/28/2015) [-]
Quagmire is a complete perv and would love to bang Lois, but he never makes an actual move while Lois is with Peter because he would never want to do that to somebody. Brian, however, is a complete douche about it, and openly hits on and tries to seduce Lois while living in the home of her husband, his best friend who saved his life.
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#55 - Furubatsu (10/27/2015) [-]
In all fairness Quagmire mentions this and states he's at least better in that he's open with it and that Peter means more to Brian than to Quagmire.
#53 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Because while they are friends and having an affair with louis would be pretty fucked up, Peter literally took Brian off the streets and saved his life and Brian repays that with trying to fuck his wife.
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#19 - sweetbutteryjesus (10/27/2015) [-]
He's honest about it.
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#18 - brobyddark (10/27/2015) [-]
Because Quagmire is a huge pervert that does nothing to hide it, while he would rush over to screw Lois in an instant he is still willing to help her as a friend and isn't all hands on while Brian repeatedly attempts to get into her pants and even does so when Peter "dies". Brian also tries to hide his perverted, sleazy ways while also being a pretentious ass to everyone.
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#17 - thedutchs (10/27/2015) [-]
I was just about to say that.

Glenn is a goddamned hypocrite.
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#20 - zomaru (10/27/2015) [-]
Naw, it's Brian who is the hippocrate.
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#21 - desacabose (10/27/2015) [-]
I thought it was Meg with the hyperclit
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#22 - zomaru (10/27/2015) [-]
You're thinking of stewie, who is the Hypershit
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#30 - thegreentornado (10/27/2015) [-]
You're thinking of Chris, who is a shit
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#47 - whitie (10/27/2015) [-]
You're thinking of peter, who takes a shit
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#50 - Conemen (10/27/2015) [-]
pretty sure it was Cleveland, his skin is the color of shit
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#69 - toncheky (10/27/2015) [-]
soiled it
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#78 - Conemen (10/28/2015) [-]
was that a pun
#24 - most fps have npc shooting like this on the lower difficulties… 10/10/2015 on learn2aim +1