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#81 - I think he would've been a great Django though.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2016 on Random Fact Friday +2
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#113 - OldSnake (03/12/2016) [-]
So do I, dude. I laugh because he missed out.
#80 - Kinda looks like white-face Dave Chappel. 03/12/2016 on Random Fact Friday 0
#58 - I see you enjoy having that opinion on an American-hosted webs…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2016 on This is actually fake. -2
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#64 - lijok (03/12/2016) [-]
I think you've got some growing up to do if you believe a persons opinion should change accordingly to the situation / community that he is in
#16 - 7 03/06/2016 on try it, how did it work out... 0
#159 - She didn't get her government issued autism injection. 03/03/2016 on No hope in humanity +6
#63 - It's too late. It was always too late. 03/01/2016 on Dont ask a veteran to... +5
#20 - Holy ****, you and me both pal. Every time this is posted I lo… 02/29/2016 on Call of Duty in a nutshell +1
#68 - 42 02/28/2016 on New Erma comic. +2
#68 - Hey guys, did you know that Japanese river filled with cherry … 02/28/2016 on Did You Know Comp Part 3 0
#178 - Holy ****, it READS to you? She could tell me a ******* bed ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2016 on dank WebM compilation (pt 79) +33
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#180 - soyfriedbryce (02/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, it can read audiobooks to you and shit. Its great, I've been going through the entire Legend of Drizzt series while I fall asleep every night. Apparently, mine was about a hundred dollars, but like I said, it was a gift so I don't know the exact price. OH, and if you get compatable plugs or lightbulbs, you can control them with her. I only have two right now, one in the kitchen and one in the bedroom, but I can say "Alexa, turn on bedroom lights" and she fucking does it and its great. No longer do I have to get up to turn off my lights when I sleep. She also tells really shitty jokes. She thinks shes funny, but cortana has better jokes, I'll be honest here.