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StarScream

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: Battlefield Franchise, Minecraft
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:4/14/2015
Location:Travelin through out the Universe
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Content Level Progress: 37.1% (371/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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I am a pretty sophisticated robot who's also a jet and stuff. Megatron is a dick. Autobots are dicks. Whatever though. When i get back to Cybertron imma get some of that robot booty.

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#181321 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #181331 - confusedasian (04/14/2015) [-]
> Ive always wanted to be with an Asian girl because i love the culture

I read that and was immediately appalled. You're a fucking dumbass. You know, I come here and shit post/be retarded, but this. This is fucking THE most stupidest thing I've ever read on this board. "I like latino culture. Let me date a chick from Spain. That'll totally make me spanish."

>and if my birth certificate didnt say so id think i was asian.

Oh my FUCK, I was wrong. This just beat what you said at top.

>Im not a weaboo since ive only seen 2 animes.

You have to be a fucking troll. You know it's one thing to just have a thing for Asians, maybe you just prefer us or some shit, but just reading those three lines. You're just a full on little shit with no pride of who you are. Don't give me that bullshit "my heritage is lame.", my parents and all of my other relatives are nail workers, and I can garuantee that my entire family line is "boring", but it's what I am and I'm proud of it. You and everyone else has a history in things. You're part of a race that has done many things. You can like something else, but for fucks sake have some pride in yourself.


You want my advice? Just dump her. Obviously things aren't working out. Be a fucking man a just dump her. You're criticizing her for wanting to play safe and not taking risk while you're over here afraid to breakup with her just because you don't want to hurt her? Man up, life moves on. You're also calling her "dumb", dude. Move the fuck on. You're not going to respect her, just move on. She'll find someone else, or someone else will find her.
#181372 - hirollin (04/14/2015) [-]
Fuckingassblasteddestroyedallthewaytoneptuneandback
User avatar #181373 - confusedasian (04/14/2015) [-]
Oh jeez. I was hoping to forget about this from last night. Dude was a joke.
#181347 - fefe (04/14/2015) [-]
Kek. Made him delete his comment. Probably over did it with the insults.
User avatar #181324 - sphincterface (04/14/2015) [-]
This is rough man. Before I give advice, let me ask you. Despite these last couple months, do you still feel like you love your gf?
User avatar #181333 - confusedasian (04/14/2015) [-]
He's insulting her with the first few lines. I take it the love is not there.
User avatar #181337 - advice (04/14/2015) [-]
you'd be surprised
User avatar #181339 - confusedasian (04/14/2015) [-]
What kind of relationship have people insulting each other? I get if it's a playful joking thing, but "boring, dumb, oblivious" dude even said he gets annoyed with everytime he's around her. I doubt the love is there.
#20 - Hello 02/11/2015 on Optimus > Jesus 0
#19 - Ayyy lmao  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Optimus > Jesus 0
#21 - lupislord (02/11/2015) [-]
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#7 - i guess you could say his cock was hung.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on My ancestors are smiling at... +51
#49 - maxismahname (12/15/2014) [-]
If this was tumblr, I would tell you that I want to punch you
But since this is FJ, I congratulate you, that was amazing
#1064 - u wot m8? 12/05/2014 on Roll your archenemy! +2
#13 - Yeah man. Just misunderstood 11/30/2014 on Transformer 0
#92 - Ill do what i have to, to get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on what's on your mind? 0
User avatar #310 - johnnydotx (11/18/2014) [-]
get to the base
#72 - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 11/16/2014 on Sad but true 0
#125 - Pics or it didnt happen 11/16/2014 on How do you land? +4
#151 - F 11/16/2014 on *Feminist inbound* 0

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