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Age: 32
Date Signed Up:7/27/2009
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Louisville
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#5491 - **Squirrely Wrath rolled user kilroydotexe ** is a faggot 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#6 - Oh look, another Detroit wedding. 06/10/2014 on Dresses and combat +88
#42 - I...I fucking needed that. Thank you. 04/13/2014 on Lets have a good weekend +3
#18 - I fucking love super heroes, especially comics (the movies are…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Moon Knight Facts 0
User avatar #46 - kjeks (03/24/2014) [-]
comixology.com has some cheap ones
User avatar #25 - thereisaguy (03/24/2014) [-]
Marvel has a solid app you can read them through but it is a bit limited. As I say with most things though torrent them ( a lot are on piratebay or /rs/ on 4chan). From there buy what you can in trade paperbacks from your LCS from series you think deserves support. /co/ on 4chan has a tumblr with recommendation images on it, message me and I'll send you the link).

Or set up a subscription at your local comic book store when you have the money.
#3266 - Just wanna see where I rate among you niglets 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +4
#49 - I was gonna say something along the lines of this, but you put… 02/05/2014 on Nerd girls 0
#77 - >On the 5th day I'm there, we're talking. >I remembe…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Canon +44
#175 - feunte (12/13/2013) [-]
I never tend to comment either, but your story made me really happy. I know this isn't strictly relevant to your story, but FJ can be so damn racist, it's nice to see not everyone feels that way. Mozel tav, man.
User avatar #153 - wrocky (12/13/2013) [-]
i could say 7 for you.. definitely not a 9 for the girl.. but i like how you put her in a pedestal. hug
#122 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
I call bullshit on you being 6/10 at most, you look good. I even thought it was a stock photo at first.

Congrats man, hope things go awesome.
User avatar #121 - RisenLichen (12/13/2013) [-]
6/10? I'd say 8/10 at least don't be hard on yourself
#120 - garymotherfingoak (12/13/2013) [-]
that was an excellent read, and it honestly sounds like the best kind of relationship. I wish you the best.
#113 - sonicg (12/13/2013) [-]
Good on ya brother.
#107 - sesamfan (12/13/2013) [-]
Good shit compadre
#103 - maced (12/13/2013) [-]
Feel like it took me 10 years to read a story that took place over 4. Not disappointed in you, but I am disappointed in my own reading ability. Good job, and hopefully you survive the year.
#98 - trivdiego (12/13/2013) [-]
that made me feel nice inside
#86 - officialjg (12/13/2013) [-]
Bravo, friend. Hope you guys have a long and happy life together. Hopefully I can meet someone like that in the future.

But who knows, I probably won't. All we can do is wait and see what life has in store for each of us.
#83 - MountainDewMe (12/13/2013) [-]
That was a great read. Congratulations man.
#74 - >Don't really know what to say. We talk. I don't make it a …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Canon +37
#77 - Squirrely Wrath (12/13/2013) [-]
>On the 5th day I'm there, we're talking.
>I remember I'm talking about something to my awfulness with women. Talking about how I just never know what to do around them. Not good with dating in general.
>In the middle of talking, and all of a sudden, make out session.
>Gets heavy. (I'm not writing a porno for you guys)
>Moves from the couch to the floor. She pulls a blanket over us and we do it.
>Entire time, mind is racing. I'm having sex with my best friend.
>Blow my load in like 5 seconds. Crazy ex denied any kind of sexual contact for 6 months, so everything was a little...woah, ya know?
>Tells me she'll teach me how to last longer.
>Hanging out every day. Both of us are unsure what to do about each other though, due to friendship.
>Both are cautious. We can end it now and things can just go back to normal.
>Decide we want to date.
>Graduated by now, and slowly start to move out of mom's and into her apartment.
>No announcement or anything. Just suddenly I live there.
>Start to integrate into her life.
>Learning how to handle her kid and stuff.
>Love the little guy.
>We talk a lot about our relationship and feelings.
>She confesses that she's really loved me for years.
>Tell her that I felt the same, but almost in an unconscious way. Felt the love for her, but didn't really know it.
>One day after sex, she asks me to marry her.
>Don't even think about it. Just say yes. Weird.
>Get married 2 weeks later.

Been happily married ever since. That was earlier this year. I hate to talk about my relationships normally, especially how good they are. I feel like it's a jinx. I just thought I should share this though.
You can say we're still in the honeymoon phase, or that we're too young. Trust me, I've heard it before. Sometimes you just know. I mean you really know. Marry your best friend. It never fails. And don't give me any of that friendzone shit. Pic related. Her and I. Fucking line break limit.
#175 - feunte (12/13/2013) [-]
I never tend to comment either, but your story made me really happy. I know this isn't strictly relevant to your story, but FJ can be so damn racist, it's nice to see not everyone feels that way. Mozel tav, man.
User avatar #153 - wrocky (12/13/2013) [-]
i could say 7 for you.. definitely not a 9 for the girl.. but i like how you put her in a pedestal. hug
#122 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
I call bullshit on you being 6/10 at most, you look good. I even thought it was a stock photo at first.

Congrats man, hope things go awesome.
User avatar #121 - RisenLichen (12/13/2013) [-]
6/10? I'd say 8/10 at least don't be hard on yourself
#120 - garymotherfingoak (12/13/2013) [-]
that was an excellent read, and it honestly sounds like the best kind of relationship. I wish you the best.
#113 - sonicg (12/13/2013) [-]
Good on ya brother.
#107 - sesamfan (12/13/2013) [-]
Good shit compadre
#103 - maced (12/13/2013) [-]
Feel like it took me 10 years to read a story that took place over 4. Not disappointed in you, but I am disappointed in my own reading ability. Good job, and hopefully you survive the year.
#98 - trivdiego (12/13/2013) [-]
that made me feel nice inside
#86 - officialjg (12/13/2013) [-]
Bravo, friend. Hope you guys have a long and happy life together. Hopefully I can meet someone like that in the future.

But who knows, I probably won't. All we can do is wait and see what life has in store for each of us.
#83 - MountainDewMe (12/13/2013) [-]
That was a great read. Congratulations man.
#73 - I'm just gonna leave my own experience for you guys. I'm not m…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Canon +41
User avatar #74 - Squirrely Wrath (12/13/2013) [-]
>Don't really know what to say. We talk. I don't make it a big deal.
>Tell her I'm there for her.
>Actually lose touch with her shortly after. Miss her. Sometimes think that I missed my chance. I was interested in dating her. But never did between a combination of being a pansy, and afraid that I would get hurt. She had a type, that she usually dated. Usually Alphas. Knew I didn't fit that type, so didn't bother. Loved her though, but again, not like you would think. Like I said, you always kind of know, but are completely oblivious to it.
>Anyway, fast forward a little bit. Maybe a year. Dating this girl, but extremely unhappy with her.
>Relationship is just awful.
>Suddenly in contact with girl from school again. She's had her child. A son.
>She's also dating a new guy. Baby daddy was a piece of trash.
>Happy for her. We start talking again. Not every day. Sometimes even once or twice a week, but we talked.
>Kept up on each other's lives.
>Hang out once. It was awesome. (I know I'm not doing the ">" right every time, but you're limited to 25 line breaks and I haven't been counting)
>Great to see her again. Her son is 5 months by this point. Adorable as fuck.
>We just shop and stuff.
>Gf at the time super jelly and thinks I'm cheating on her.
>Gettingtiredofyourshit.jpeg
>Fast forward 2-3 months.
>Senior in high school.
>Almost graduating
>Still dating bitch of girlfriend.
>Suddenly, big fight. Break up with her.
>Fucking through with it. Bitch was crazy. Telling me I need to see a therapist.
refuses any kind of physical contact all the time. Even tried to create a suicide pact with me once when I confided about my suicidal thoughts (I would never actually do it, but the thought lingers)
>Getting off topic.
>Suddenly, start hanging out with girl from high school all the time.
>Over there every day for hours.
>Even spend the night a couple times.
#77 - Squirrely Wrath (12/13/2013) [-]
>On the 5th day I'm there, we're talking.
>I remember I'm talking about something to my awfulness with women. Talking about how I just never know what to do around them. Not good with dating in general.
>In the middle of talking, and all of a sudden, make out session.
>Gets heavy. (I'm not writing a porno for you guys)
>Moves from the couch to the floor. She pulls a blanket over us and we do it.
>Entire time, mind is racing. I'm having sex with my best friend.
>Blow my load in like 5 seconds. Crazy ex denied any kind of sexual contact for 6 months, so everything was a little...woah, ya know?
>Tells me she'll teach me how to last longer.
>Hanging out every day. Both of us are unsure what to do about each other though, due to friendship.
>Both are cautious. We can end it now and things can just go back to normal.
>Decide we want to date.
>Graduated by now, and slowly start to move out of mom's and into her apartment.
>No announcement or anything. Just suddenly I live there.
>Start to integrate into her life.
>Learning how to handle her kid and stuff.
>Love the little guy.
>We talk a lot about our relationship and feelings.
>She confesses that she's really loved me for years.
>Tell her that I felt the same, but almost in an unconscious way. Felt the love for her, but didn't really know it.
>One day after sex, she asks me to marry her.
>Don't even think about it. Just say yes. Weird.
>Get married 2 weeks later.

Been happily married ever since. That was earlier this year. I hate to talk about my relationships normally, especially how good they are. I feel like it's a jinx. I just thought I should share this though.
You can say we're still in the honeymoon phase, or that we're too young. Trust me, I've heard it before. Sometimes you just know. I mean you really know. Marry your best friend. It never fails. And don't give me any of that friendzone shit. Pic related. Her and I. Fucking line break limit.
#175 - feunte (12/13/2013) [-]
I never tend to comment either, but your story made me really happy. I know this isn't strictly relevant to your story, but FJ can be so damn racist, it's nice to see not everyone feels that way. Mozel tav, man.
User avatar #153 - wrocky (12/13/2013) [-]
i could say 7 for you.. definitely not a 9 for the girl.. but i like how you put her in a pedestal. hug
#122 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
I call bullshit on you being 6/10 at most, you look good. I even thought it was a stock photo at first.

Congrats man, hope things go awesome.
User avatar #121 - RisenLichen (12/13/2013) [-]
6/10? I'd say 8/10 at least don't be hard on yourself
#120 - garymotherfingoak (12/13/2013) [-]
that was an excellent read, and it honestly sounds like the best kind of relationship. I wish you the best.
#113 - sonicg (12/13/2013) [-]
Good on ya brother.
#107 - sesamfan (12/13/2013) [-]
Good shit compadre
#103 - maced (12/13/2013) [-]
Feel like it took me 10 years to read a story that took place over 4. Not disappointed in you, but I am disappointed in my own reading ability. Good job, and hopefully you survive the year.
#98 - trivdiego (12/13/2013) [-]
that made me feel nice inside
#86 - officialjg (12/13/2013) [-]
Bravo, friend. Hope you guys have a long and happy life together. Hopefully I can meet someone like that in the future.

But who knows, I probably won't. All we can do is wait and see what life has in store for each of us.
#83 - MountainDewMe (12/13/2013) [-]
That was a great read. Congratulations man.
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User avatar #28 - FJisGAY (02/08/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL THE FOAMINIEN CULT
#27 - thatpersonthingy (05/06/2012) [-]
It's been a while since I've seen Foamy. Foamy is always funny.
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User avatar #24 - Veri (11/14/2010) [-]
All hail the lord and master.

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User avatar #25 to #25 - Squirrely Wrath (11/15/2010) [-]
Glad to see a Foamy fan.
#23 - anonymous (09/27/2010) [-]
Steven? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

if not, sorry. lol
User avatar #22 - tomdanom (09/18/2010) [-]
subbed, your a funny young gentlespoon you are
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User avatar #20 - Deadlock (03/21/2010) [-]
ALL HAIL THE LORD AND MASTER!
User avatar #19 - Bacula ONLINE (02/01/2010) [-]
FOAMY!
#16 - anonymous (08/16/2009) [-]
I watch Foamy ALL THE TIME! Since he's on youtube, too, I can easily download the Foamy episodes. I showed Foamy to my friends and now they' re hooked! lol
User avatar #15 - Squirrely Wrath (08/14/2009) [-]
Posted my first pic thing...try not to hate on it too much please >.
User avatar #14 - Squirrely Wrath (08/06/2009) [-]
I recently posted on a picture "Why golf is fun for women" or somthing like that? Idk. Take a look at it and see all the corrupt, sexist, dumb fucks in this world. I mean seriously, like it or not, women are people to and they deserved to be treated as such. I am not feminist and I do not believe that women are a superior race and deserve to be treated like queens. No infact, most women are the same just like most men are, just in different ways. In any case, a human being is a human being and the only human beings that don't deserve to be treated as equals are the orginal people not treating other people as equals in the first fucking place.
#17 to #14 - anonymous (08/16/2009) [-]
You got SO many thumbs downs.
User avatar #11 - laffurballzoff (08/03/2009) [-]
FOAMY RULEZZZ!!!!!
User avatar #8 - Pedobear jr (07/30/2009) [-]
SQUIRRELY WRATH IS AWESOME! As Said By Pedobear jr
User avatar #6 - Monopolus (07/29/2009) [-]
Foamy is fucking awesome. I gotta go see if there's been any new flashes w/ him. Lol I haven't watched them in years.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Squirrely Wrath (07/30/2009) [-]
Yea there's tons more since back then. Ill Will Press has changed the design a bit but it's still the same old funny ass foamy xD
User avatar #5 - Squirrely Wrath (07/27/2009) [-]
To all those ignorant fools who keep giving me thumbs down- Thank you, you have shown your right to give your freedom of opinion or whatever. For calling me a faggot; thank you again for showing how much of a life you have. You went out of your way to try and make somebody feel bad. YOU FAILED. You fail at life, you fail at being funny, and you sure as hell fail at trying to make people feel bad. You appearntly get your cheap thrills from going online and hating on people who obviously don't give a flying fuck about what you think of them and you get your thrills by looking at under age gay child pornagraphy. Go fuck yourself up the ass with a rusty ice pick. -yours truely, A Foamy the Squirrel fan
User avatar #13 to #5 - chelseafcfan (08/04/2009) [-]
they took the child gay porn off the internet, i was sad too
User avatar #12 to #5 - Pedobear jr (08/03/2009) [-]
Epic Win.........
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User avatar #3 - supersparta (07/27/2009) [-]
FOAMYYYYYY! :D
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