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Video Games Played: Skyrim, FalloutNV, Civilization, League of Legends
Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:6/30/2016
Location:Florida Orlando
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#10 - As an American, i'm skimming through the pages to find more of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2016 on After the 100+ post about... +52
#77 - masanori (06/25/2016) [-]
Agreed.
#14 - Don't listen to these dudes. Good job on setting your self up.… 06/17/2016 on Basically me after graduation +4
#45 - Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1. by Kanye West 06/13/2016 on Random shit on my phone 63 +6
#7 - I really want to know what the hell Hanzo did to Genji for him…  [+] (23 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Iced +56
#75 - anon (06/11/2016) [-]
#87 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
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#35 - stealthnull (06/11/2016) [-]
Hanzo's side:
Upon the death of his father, the clan elders instructed Hanzo to straighten out his wayward younger brother so that he, too, might help rule the Shimada empire. When his brother refused, Hanzo was forced to kill him.

Genji's side:
Hanzo believed that he had killed his brother, but Genji was rescued by Overwatch and the intervention of Dr. Angela Ziegler. The global security force saw Genji as a potential asset in its ongoing operations to combat the Shimada clan. As Genji's injuries left him clinging to life, Overwatch offered to rebuild his body in exchange for his help. He was put through an extensive process of cyberization, which enhanced his natural speed and agility and augmented his superlative ninja skills. Transformed into a living weapon, Genji single-mindedly set about the task of dismantling his family's criminal empire.
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#43 - higgyshere (06/11/2016) [-]
Huh. I always thought Hanzo was the good guy and Genji betrayed him. The lore behind this game gets better every day.
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#44 - stealthnull (06/11/2016) [-]
Hanzo did turn his back on the family after that and is in search of redemption
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#45 - higgyshere (06/11/2016) [-]
This asian mumbo jumbo is confusing. I need their story in anime form, that I may better understand.
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#74 - megaton (06/11/2016) [-]
they are yakuza. so while genji did betray them, he was betraying the bad guys who just always act like they are the most honorable samurai warriors.
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#46 - stealthnull (06/11/2016) [-]
that...would be cool. i think there's a comic book or mango called Overwatch: Dragons
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#47 - higgyshere (06/11/2016) [-]
I was a late comer to the Overwatch cinematics, but holy shit are they good. The Genji/Hanzo one gave me chills. That cinematic is what led me to believe Hanzo was good and Genji was bad, since all they really cover is that Genji betrayed Hanzo and he had to kill him. Had no idea Hanzo was a crook all along.
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#48 - stealthnull (06/11/2016) [-]
Genji just didn't wanna take up the family business is all
#50 - higgyshere (06/11/2016) [-]
He should focus on the wow factor like D.Va. Then he would win the hearts of everyone, and Hanzo would be left moping in the corner,
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#41 - ciacheczko (06/11/2016) [-]
So... what you're telling me is that they went full "go go Gadget" on him?
#64 - anon (06/11/2016) [-]
Robo cop
#42 - stealthnull (06/11/2016) [-]
**stealthnull used "*roll picture*"**
**stealthnull rolled image** yeah...pretty much
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#27 - frenzyhero (06/11/2016) [-]
pretty sure he fucked him up obv
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#13 - belshir (06/11/2016) [-]
it was probably exposure + time, i dont think hanzo cut him to pieces but the lack of oxygen and blood to limbs might have caused them to die. i Imagine hes now about 40% human, being mostly torso with robo bits
#11 - skylineblackcat (06/11/2016) [-]
I personally see Genji as a Darth Vader like figure except he was good from the start. At the BlizzCon 2015 panel for Overwatch it was said that Hanzo was a better swordsmen then Genji and that he gave up on using swords after he thought he killed Genji. Since Hanzo gave up using his sword after he nearly killed Genji we can assume that their battle was fought with swords. Now their is two main ways to kill with swords one is stabbing and the other is slashing. Genji gets more shurikens out of his arms meaning he doesn't have arms so it's save to say that Hanzo most likely sliced his arms off.

In conclusion I see Hanzo's and Genji's battle playing out like the final battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin in episode 3 in which Hanzo cut's all of Genji limbs and leaves him for dead and Genji later on being found by Mercy
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#73 - jalauren (06/11/2016) [-]
Mercy makes a good Palpatine
#9 - wdparsell (06/11/2016) [-]
Ryuu ga Waga teki wo Kurau I think
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#77 - stroganoff (06/11/2016) [-]
15 seconds of credits for 5 seconds of content

i think that's a new record
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#51 - huszti (06/11/2016) [-]
according to the lore, that wouldnt really be effective against Genji, as he can control the dragons from Hanzo as well, as seen in the animated short.
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#28 - frenzyhero (06/11/2016) [-]
PLAY OF THE GAME
#14 - My graphics card just pepsi'd on me, 5 days before Overwatch. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2016 on You can run, But you can't... +6
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#36 - ghirahn (05/20/2016) [-]
3 days buckaroo. on the 23rd, at least thats what it says.
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#66 - murdershy (05/20/2016) [-]
You can preinstall on the 23rd but servers don't go live until the 24th like originally planned.
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#67 - ghirahn (05/20/2016) [-]
ive already pre-installed
or is there a more substantial patch?
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#68 - murdershy (05/20/2016) [-]
Not sure. This may only apply to retail, the 23rd date. I have it on the PS4 since my PC would more then likely not be able to run it as of now.
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#69 - ghirahn (05/20/2016) [-]
Ah, makes since for console versions, i think
#30 - jaggsauce (05/20/2016) [-]
#7 - do... do you really have that fetish? 05/10/2016 on When she finds out your fetish +12
#2 - Comment deleted 05/04/2016 on high school 0
#1696 - **SpartanRHEA used "*roll picture*"** **SpartanRHEA rolled … 04/26/2016 on admin bought you a present 0
#22 - You're real fun at parties aren't you?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Aliens +10
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#48 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
YES
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#23 - ciacheczko (01/06/2016) [-]
I am. But FJ isn't a party.
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#34 - jesusisagoose (01/06/2016) [-]
teach me how to be fun at parties plox
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#25 - kriml (01/06/2016) [-]
not anymore. Bring back DJ 4DM1N!
#17 - with the way they are dressed and all i thought to my self tha… 12/22/2015 on when you get 10 in all your... +8
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