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Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
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    The Best Game Ever The Best Game Ever
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    Anon vs. Westboro win Anon vs. Westboro win
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    I Quit! I Quit!
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    The Kings Speech swearing scene The Kings Speech swearing scene
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    MY HEAD! MY HEAD!

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#7 - Autism. 12/12/2014 on The power of the condom +10
#414 - One year of growth, I don't think it's half bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on FJ Beard contest? -1
#422 - anonymous (11/28/2014) [-]
it.. is
#74 - Alright, I've been DMing a campaign with some of my closest fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Rules of Pixar +1
#77 - schnitzelwagen (11/26/2014) [-]
Alright. Thanks for the advice. Guess I'll better be ready to pull stuff out of my ass as we go.
#36 - Olegs Player: "Flexxing my toned, dwarven muscles, I wrap… 11/21/2014 on RPG funnis 3.5 0
#35 - In response to the double 20 picture... I was DMing a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on RPG funnis 3.5 0
#36 - SovietXMudkip (11/21/2014) [-]
Olegs Player: "Flexxing my toned, dwarven muscles, I wrap the into a ball and crush him on my knee!"
Me: "The orc flexxes right back at you, reversing your chicken wing into an anti-dwarf headlock. ROLL AGAIN!" And in the second roll, my orc managed to hold off Olegs grapple. Come the orcs turn, and much to Olegs players horror, the orc grappled HIM and put him into a chicken wing. Thus began one of the funniest and most epic grapple fights I've witnessed this campaign.

On and on they wrestled, locked into a WWE smackdown match as the fight rages around them. Oleg's player was narrating his moves like Hulk Hogan, I was narrating the Orcs move like Macho Man, the entire table was cheering Oleg on. The wrestling match is neck and neck all the way to the end of the fight, with Oleg and the Lieutenant both down to single digit hitpoints. And finally, an hour later, Oleg takes down the orc by breaking his spine on his knee, Bain style. Everyone cheered as I narrated the orc falling to the dwarven force of nature known as Oleg. Once he got back into the melee the rest of the minions were put down with ease.

To this day, and five level later, not a single enemy has beaten mighty Swoleg in a test of muscles.
#1458 - Don't be shy man, post a selfie!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#1512 - tbagimus (11/19/2014) [-]
Fresh off the phone. I was gonna pick one from FB, but then I realized that all my pictures either look stupid as shit or like I'm trying way too hard haha, kinda funny though. Also, FJ hat.
#1450 - Thanks man, it's finally gotten past the "Really need a h… 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#1442 - Me and my hair in it's aerodynamic glory.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +2
#1456 - tbagimus (11/19/2014) [-]
Holy shit we have basically the same hair and beard. That's weird.
#1458 - SovietXMudkip (11/19/2014) [-]
Don't be shy man, post a selfie!
#1512 - tbagimus (11/19/2014) [-]
Fresh off the phone. I was gonna pick one from FB, but then I realized that all my pictures either look stupid as shit or like I'm trying way too hard haha, kinda funny though. Also, FJ hat.
User avatar #1445 - Marker, master of the jews (11/19/2014) [-]
I'm not even gay but that's fucking beautiful
#1450 - SovietXMudkip (11/19/2014) [-]
Thanks man, it's finally gotten past the "Really need a haircut" look to the point where it looks nice.
#19 - Alright, let's get it over with. Where's the blowjob?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on X-Ray Compilation 0
User avatar #29 - kjftiger (11/08/2014) [-]
I am assuming that is what comment #23 is
#6 - In Florida, the final vote to legalize medical marijuana was 5…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on we did it +16
#8 - notrainbowdash (11/05/2014) [-]
yeah, it was because Florida was voting to change an amendment. something bigger than just a voting a bill in as law
User avatar #7 - dubious (11/05/2014) [-]
Too bad, Morgan really had his neck out there for us.
#9 - wayfarer (11/05/2014) [-]
He completely wrecked that sheriff in the live debate as well. Morgan would bring up a solid point, and then officer buzzkill would just retort with "people only want this to get high and watch strobe lights" or some other cheech and chong bullshit. The good thing is that the pro movement will only grow as the older generation either dies off or accepts that pot isn't the devil.
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#4 - mudkipfucker (09/20/2013) [-]
In soviet Hoenn
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