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#36 - SovietXMudkip (11/21/2014) [-]
Olegs Player: "Flexxing my toned, dwarven muscles, I wrap the into a ball and crush him on my knee!"
Me: "The orc flexxes right back at you, reversing your chicken wing into an anti-dwarf headlock. ROLL AGAIN!" And in the second roll, my orc managed to hold off Olegs grapple. Come the orcs turn, and much to Olegs players horror, the orc grappled HIM and put him into a chicken wing. Thus began one of the funniest and most epic grapple fights I've witnessed this campaign.
On and on they wrestled, locked into a WWE smackdown match as the fight rages around them. Oleg's player was narrating his moves like Hulk Hogan, I was narrating the Orcs move like Macho Man, the entire table was cheering Oleg on. The wrestling match is neck and neck all the way to the end of the fight, with Oleg and the Lieutenant both down to single digit hitpoints. And finally, an hour later, Oleg takes down the orc by breaking his spine on his knee, Bain style. Everyone cheered as I narrated the orc falling to the dwarven force of nature known as Oleg. Once he got back into the melee the rest of the minions were put down with ease.
To this day, and five level later, not a single enemy has beaten mighty Swoleg in a test of muscles.
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#9 - wayfarer (11/05/2014) [-]
He completely wrecked that sheriff in the live debate as well. Morgan would bring up a solid point, and then officer buzzkill would just retort with "people only want this to get high and watch strobe lights" or some other cheech and chong bullshit. The good thing is that the pro movement will only grow as the older generation either dies off or accepts that pot isn't the devil.