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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
Last Login:1/29/2014
Location:Sockopolis
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 715 total,  969 ,  254
Comment Thumbs: 9055 total,  11832 ,  2777
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 290 Comments: Post Master → Level 291 Comments: Post Master
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Content Views:23984
Times Content Favorited:64 times
Total Comments Made:2926
FJ Points:9789
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#16 - They're called checks in America, silly non-American 07/28/2013 on V 0
#4185249 - Id like to say that you are a beautiful person for that string… 07/28/2013 on Play items 0
#1 - Probably one of the most accurate summations ever made in history.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Death ray +84
#29 - Womens Study Major (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#31 - RiflemanFunny (07/29/2013) [-]
This is old as shit.
#4185143 - This is literally the dumbest everything  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4185156 - phanact (07/28/2013) [-]
well yea you're on the fucking items board what did you fucking expect?
intellegence?
on funnyjunk items board?
every single section of this website is smarter than this board
stoners
potheads
releigious austis
ahtiests

all of them
smarter than anyone on this fuckong shithole of a board
User avatar #4185161 - psychoticcaleb (07/28/2013) [-]
Calm down and take a deep breath.
User avatar #4185164 - phanact (07/28/2013) [-]
fuck off don't fucking tell me what the fuck I can and can't do and say on this site
no one fucking spoke to you, you little shitstain
User avatar #4185166 - psychoticcaleb (07/28/2013) [-]
HEY!I am a URINE stain.Get it right douchebag
User avatar #4185171 - phanact (07/28/2013) [-]
as long as you fuck off, I dont care what yo rare
User avatar #4185175 - psychoticcaleb (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm rare!?Why wasn't I informed of this?
User avatar #4185249 - Sockopolis (07/28/2013) [-]
Id like to say that you are a beautiful person for that string of comments
User avatar #4185148 - sightlysuperset (07/28/2013) [-]
late to the party?
#79 - oh hai  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Sex? 0
User avatar #80 - mcfattyfatty (07/28/2013) [-]
**mcfattyfatty rolled a random comment #137 posted by doodogger at Even Ups ** :
Crap. I'm the nigger here. I made a very green horn mistake.
#22 - Waiting for genwars on pokemon posts 07/28/2013 on anyone else tired of this 0
#7 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Reflex 0
#8 - Balls of steel. Even a slight **** up and they ar… 07/28/2013 on British Pilot +7
#46 - ow my heart 07/28/2013 on Scared +1
#16 - Sooo you really wanted to backtrack through the entire …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on too convenient 0
User avatar #18 - threadz (07/28/2013) [-]
No, but it would be nice to be able to go straight to the start if we chose too
User avatar #19 - threadz (07/28/2013) [-]
*boss chamger
#131 - Why cant he just love his dad and appreciate the gifts he is g… 07/28/2013 on That Feel +3
#76 - Jesus Christ in a hand basket, it shouldve been a better endin… 07/28/2013 on High School Reunion 0
#7 - That cheeky ************ with an X instead of a check 07/28/2013 on V +4
#8 - Carlos, we all hate you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Oh cool I've fallen into.. +3
#33 - thesirlawd (07/27/2013) [-]
I felt as if that guys teeth were going to jump out at me
#245 - Either Predator or Wolverine. 07/26/2013 on Choose Wisely 0
#32 - Done! 07/25/2013 on Worst Torture Methods -2
#31 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Worst Torture Methods -2
#29 - You beat me to it.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Worst Torture Methods -2
User avatar #30 - newprinny (07/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry, go ahead and post it, dood. If the people that still make these jokes aren't going to try and be original, why should we?
User avatar #32 - Sockopolis (07/25/2013) [-]
Done!
#24 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence +1
#19 - "I love you and I am not going to eat your poop." 07/25/2013 on Well, how can you? +2
#9 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Rove +3
#15 - Quadruple wield that **** like General Grevious* 07/25/2013 on Lightsaber 0
#82 - Protip: Every kid is like this, not just a select group. 07/25/2013 on kids +2
#35 - "Sensitivity Training" Wha? 'Sir, dont … 07/24/2013 on ZimZam +1
#24 - Its all fun until these ******* show up 07/24/2013 on Meanwhile in Japan +4
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User avatar #4 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
Why you no accept my item?
#2 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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