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#54 - I remember this was the first movie I ever watched with nudity in it.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Best army 0
User avatar #55 - sanguinesolitude (10/04/2013) [-]
it was totally a letdown though. If i remember right, its not the one you want to see who gets nude.
User avatar #56 - Sockopolis (10/04/2013) [-]
I do remember being kind've let down, yeah. Oh well, still a decent movie.
User avatar #57 - sanguinesolitude (10/04/2013) [-]
Again its been forever, but i feel like the main female character never gets naked, you just see some random extras naked in a shower and are like... this isnt what i was promised.

definitely a "good" movie, in that it was a terrible movie but was highly enjoyable
User avatar #86 - falloutplayer (10/04/2013) [-]
What movie was it?
User avatar #96 - DeeJayBee (10/04/2013) [-]
starship troopers, first film's okay (was directed by paul verhoven) and doesn't take itself too seriously. sequels suck arse.
User avatar #100 - falloutplayer (10/05/2013) [-]
Huh, I knew what Starship Troopers was, but never saw the movie. Thanks!
User avatar #90 - sanguinesolitude (10/04/2013) [-]
obviously we've seen her nekked, but she wasnt nekked in starship troopers unless my memory is terrible.
User avatar #92 - DeeJayBee (10/04/2013) [-]
aye and lets not forget how she forgets her shoulder has been penetrated and probably broken after being skewered by a bug towards the end of the film


i still enjoyed the film though despite its cheesiness
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (10/04/2013) [-]
she had wolverines healing power maybe?
#188 - That was great, I didn't see it coming at all. 10/10 10/04/2013 on Fag the cat +4
#25 - Deer are fucking metal.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Deer +22
#35 - bogsrin (10/04/2013) [-]
#860 - I have sex with Heisenberg He told me to stay out o… 10/04/2013 on Sam from Supernatural +1
#36 - Just the intro scene memorized? Is that what is considered nor… 10/04/2013 on Funny Skyrim Montage... 0
#20 - That was almost English.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Quick! +1
User avatar #23 - redrex (10/02/2013) [-]
there we go, corrected myself
#219 - "He's calling us annoying! Im going to get irrational and…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Pretty much sums it up for me +1
User avatar #220 - justindoingwork (10/02/2013) [-]
Eh, there's those kinds of people with anything; music, movies, games and obviously tv shows

so I pretty much answered my own question
#84 - Democracy is a great system, but two-party democracy is how to…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Facebook. +25
User avatar #277 - bossmanholms (10/03/2013) [-]
1 party would be awful for terrible reasons and 3 party would be even worse than now.
User avatar #105 - shoryuken (10/02/2013) [-]
I learned in school that USA is one of the best examples of a 2 party system
User avatar #119 - keiishiyama (10/02/2013) [-]
And the USA is worse off for it. Parties don't cater to the people for their views; they do it for voters. The corporations who can line their pockets and pay their election fees are the ones who matter
User avatar #91 - sagedivinity (10/02/2013) [-]
But we live in a constitutional republic not a democracy
User avatar #156 - newsuperyoshi (10/02/2013) [-]
A Republic is a alternate term of Representative Democracy. Civics, batch!
User avatar #103 - AngryRedMidget (10/02/2013) [-]
Something that a lot of people miss.
#89 - wimwam (10/02/2013) [-]
This. It is shameful that the OP says "half of congress" when they should know damn well that it is all of congress and most partisan politicians in general
User avatar #85 - mitchr (10/02/2013) [-]
"Democracy is the worst form of government, other than all the rest."
Winston Churchill, everyone.
#317 - Why is this concept of hypocrisy and exceptions still so mind … 10/02/2013 on It goes both ways +2
#214 - Breaking Bad fans, dont take this as a personal offense. This …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Pretty much sums it up for me +4
User avatar #233 - ivoryhammer (10/02/2013) [-]
Worst ones are Ponies, Dr. Who, and the anime thing with the big people.
User avatar #237 - angelmatvey (10/02/2013) [-]
There aren't any "worst" ones, there are just ones with more people.
User avatar #218 - justindoingwork (10/02/2013) [-]
How would one take offense to that?
User avatar #219 - Sockopolis (10/02/2013) [-]
"He's calling us annoying! Im going to get irrational and very defensive over this!"
User avatar #220 - justindoingwork (10/02/2013) [-]
Eh, there's those kinds of people with anything; music, movies, games and obviously tv shows

so I pretty much answered my own question
#6 - "Also, snakes are typically self-governing." &qu… 10/01/2013 on animal names +1
#120 - In his defense, we did just made up the concept of clocks and …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +2
User avatar #134 - whereistherumgone (09/30/2013) [-]
So what are clocks measuring if time doesn't exist?
#150 - norrisblade (10/02/2013) [-]
I see what he means...I think...
What he's saying is that time isn't really a thing, all it is is representing the difference from six am to one pm...If you catch my drift.
Like, instead of saying "It's dark and the sun is beggining to show and it's getting a bit warmer" we say six am, or "It's warm, but the sun is going down and it's getting colder" we say six pm.
So basically I'm saying time isn't a thing, we just made it up to make shit easier.
I think.

(Image just for shits'n'gigs)
User avatar #151 - whereistherumgone (10/04/2013) [-]
No. Time is a thing. The point of a clock is it measures it, therefore it must exist. And it does exist, all the most basic equations involving mass, motion, behaviour of matter uses time; it's mathematically sound. People like this guy get mixed up with the existence of time and perception of time when they hear people talking about time being an illusion. Doesn't mean it doesn't exist, it means it doesn't exist universally the way it is perceived in one relative frame.
#152 - norrisblade (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 - beisenherg (09/30/2013) [-]
while i do agree, clocks were made to mark to passage of time, justt a logical thing here
#119 - How did the caller in the 1930's know what a cell phone is? …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +1
User avatar #128 - castereleven (09/30/2013) [-]
The listener is from the present
User avatar #126 - funnymidget (09/30/2013) [-]
The caller is from the 1970s and he called about the story about the cell phone from the 30's
User avatar #140 - soule (09/30/2013) [-]
It says the caller called after the man disappeared in 1997. The caller is from the 90's.

Don't think they had cell-phones in the 70's, either.
#241 - Nothing in this picture is okay with me not even the … 09/30/2013 on Tapeworm 0
#166 - The Morrowind theme song? 09/29/2013 on Name that song 0
#82 - Dont mention the part where the homeless psycho is an impossib… 09/29/2013 on well shit, when you put it... +1
#22 - Jedi, amirite?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Which would you chose? -1
#47 - nebuelaeus (09/29/2013) [-]
lol
#35 - You must upgrade any non-unique weapon of your choice. Longswo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on The average Dark Souls day +1
User avatar #36 - zpryed (09/26/2013) [-]
alright thanks for the help always appreciate it
User avatar #48 - bustednose (10/23/2013) [-]
You could also try getting a Silver Knight's spear from Anor Londo, if your character doesn't use faith, because with a low faith stat, a divine weapon won't do much, but the Silver Knight's spear has a holy modifier, which stops them from getting up
User avatar #49 - zpryed (10/23/2013) [-]
thanks for the help i have another question if you have the time how do i get a weapon from the soul of sif the wolf and the moon light butterfly
User avatar #50 - bustednose (10/23/2013) [-]
Well, if you have been to Anor Londo, in the room just before you fight Ornstein and Smough, if you go up the stairs where the Silver Knight archer is, and carry on along that path, you will come to a doorway, and if you head down those stairs, you will find the giant blacksmith, who can fuse the souls with a weapon, so you will need a +10 sword to get the weapon from Sif's soul, or a +10 shield or spear to get the weapon from the Moonlight Butterfly soul
User avatar #51 - zpryed (10/23/2013) [-]
ah thanks
#33 - You have to use a Divine weapon.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2013 on The average Dark Souls day 0
User avatar #34 - zpryed (09/26/2013) [-]
how do i get one or is it like a random drop from bosses
User avatar #35 - Sockopolis (09/26/2013) [-]
You must upgrade any non-unique weapon of your choice. Longsword, Claymore, Falchion, etc can all be divine. Go scrap with the Moonlight Butterfly and keep progressing forward. You'll find a certain item there. Look at the corpse holding the item. He//she should look familiar. Take the item to him/her. Good luck!

Im not going to ruin the game for you by telling you exact specifics! Enjoy your stay in Lordran!
User avatar #36 - zpryed (09/26/2013) [-]
alright thanks for the help always appreciate it
User avatar #48 - bustednose (10/23/2013) [-]
You could also try getting a Silver Knight's spear from Anor Londo, if your character doesn't use faith, because with a low faith stat, a divine weapon won't do much, but the Silver Knight's spear has a holy modifier, which stops them from getting up
User avatar #49 - zpryed (10/23/2013) [-]
thanks for the help i have another question if you have the time how do i get a weapon from the soul of sif the wolf and the moon light butterfly
User avatar #50 - bustednose (10/23/2013) [-]
Well, if you have been to Anor Londo, in the room just before you fight Ornstein and Smough, if you go up the stairs where the Silver Knight archer is, and carry on along that path, you will come to a doorway, and if you head down those stairs, you will find the giant blacksmith, who can fuse the souls with a weapon, so you will need a +10 sword to get the weapon from Sif's soul, or a +10 shield or spear to get the weapon from the Moonlight Butterfly soul
User avatar #51 - zpryed (10/23/2013) [-]
ah thanks
#117 - I actually have never done this. I always get the main quest s… 09/23/2013 on Admit it, We All Did This.... +1
#106 - *fedora intensifies* 09/22/2013 on Scumbag mehn +1
#104 - Even better! 09/21/2013 on ITS HAPPENING +1
#98 - Take this!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on ITS HAPPENING +1
#103 - rdnyan (09/21/2013) [-]
Better quality?
User avatar #104 - Sockopolis (09/21/2013) [-]
Even better!
#146 - Ahh. My first post I ever saw was "DONT WATCH THIS."…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on FJ used to look like this +7
User avatar #182 - anusholeboner (09/20/2013) [-]
the first post I saw was a really racist chinese thing, and relaxing car drive
#160 - divermansam (09/20/2013) [-]
Dude! Funny-junk used to always have screamers! Why, i remember this one wheres waldo picture. Then nosferatu would jump out with a loud noise. Good times...
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User avatar #4 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
Why you no accept my item?
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you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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