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#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2013 on They said it couldn't be done. +3
User avatar #30 - timmywankenobi (07/10/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the average IQ in the US has stayed exactly the same for 20 years without any variations like every other country has ?
User avatar #25 - crazylance (07/10/2013) [-]
Should I be surprised or not surprised at the fact that Israel doesn't show up in that list?
#22 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Why am I not shocked that all of the countries with the lowest IQs are in Africa?
#20 - We ate our way through to the other side 07/10/2013 on They said it couldn't be done. 0
#19 - But I really would not buy it 07/10/2013 on Implying you wouldn’t buy it -3
#48 - Was it ever considered that Qwerty was troll ing?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Women +4
User avatar #77 - Narwhalsareawesome (07/10/2013) [-]
It was most probably someone taking the piss or trying to be funny. But, no one here cares because they see it as a reason to go "Hurr durr all women and militant feminists."

Fun fact: Not once in my life has a women ever said anything that would make her a "Feminazi". The only thing i hear of it is neckbeards on the internet thinking they are enlightened fucking messiahs fighting against these oppressive women, when they are actually just blowing shit way out of proportion.
#69 - Someone gravelorded my Tomb of the Giants, so now I have black… 07/10/2013 on Nope.jpeg +2
#254 - I am now prepared to England 07/10/2013 on England 0
#358 - Beer is disgusting the first time you drink it, anyways. No sk… 07/10/2013 on Germany 0
#78 - I went there once too. I was so hype. I got there, and there w… 07/09/2013 on That´s a nice boulder +3
#254 - Where's Bo Jackson? 07/09/2013 on The 90's in one single picture 0
#67 - Bed of Chaos isnt hard, just get ready for a lot of trial and … 07/09/2013 on gaming 0
#52 - But Papa Nito is the easiest Lord Soul boss by far. Just get u…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on gaming 0
User avatar #66 - missrainbowdash (07/09/2013) [-]
yeah I know personally I found the four kings to be the hardest although I still haven't done the bed of chaos I only used him because he's intimidating
User avatar #67 - Sockopolis (07/09/2013) [-]
Bed of Chaos isnt hard, just get ready for a lot of trial and error if you dont know what the fight is. A lot of trial and error.
#49 - No. Left is hardcore gaming in general. Right is the g… 07/09/2013 on gaming 0
#32 - Picture 07/09/2013 on Faith in Humanity +21
#26 - Let me get this straight When the policeman does his …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Late For Work +69
#70 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
I was pulled over by 2 squads and a pickup for running a stale red light, the ones you sit at at night on a dead intersection. I was mischarged (according to the judge who dropped the fine entirely and lowered the charges) and I even plead guilty. I respect cops for what they do, but dirty tactics for traffic violations? Leave that for important shit.
User avatar #68 - edwardyeap (07/09/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. Everyone is Richard.
#59 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
I mean if he doesn't shoot a few innocent minorities, bums or peoples pets or make any faulty arrests and get away with it scott free I guess he isn't a shitty cop. That shit happens way to often in our country though.
User avatar #42 - ivoryhammer (07/09/2013) [-]
It's like how people in other countries view America, if America ignores cries for help, it's cold and heartless, if it does help, it's called imperialistic.
#57 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Name one place America ever "helped" the last 50 years
#99 - fucyougumby (07/09/2013) [-]
you are a fucking fool, the amount of financial and medical aid that the US gives to various countries throughout the world is staggering
User avatar #29 - kuraithevision (07/09/2013) [-]
One night I bumped into a guy I knew from when we were in high school and he was telling me how much he hated the police. I asked what had happened. He said his insurance was at 900 bucks a month. I was a little shocked and asked why. He said he was racing down a street with two schools by the road, where the speed should be 40, whereas he was going about 100 km/h. I told him he deserved to be paying 900 bucks per month for insurance. He smiled and said his dad fixed him with illegal insurance so he pays next to nothing. In conclusion, some police get bitched about for dealing with gaping assholes and their fucked up shit.
#28 - ohemgeezus (07/09/2013) [-]
Agreed. No idea why people says that cops are assholes just for the actions of a few.

There are bad cops, just as there are bad military personnel, government agents, etc.
#46 - Some of them have to be troll ing. I refuse to believe that t… 07/09/2013 on Idiots. Idiots everywhere. 0
#102 - You can look like a bigger tool with this than if you bring yo… 07/09/2013 on Its glorious +4
#21 - They have autopilot. Im sure they get incredibly bored. 07/07/2013 on Airplane PIlots +10
#111 - I love when games make me come up with new strategies. 07/07/2013 on Them Moments +1
#189 - Prisms only split light. Portals arent made of light. … 07/06/2013 on Partle +3
#171 - Oh my god who cares Just let people be gay 07/05/2013 on wtf fj +5
#78 - Theres No$Gba and DesMuMe, downloadable DS systems to your com… 07/05/2013 on If only..... 0
#76 - Theres a magical software called an "Emulator" that … 07/05/2013 on If only..... 0
#135 - Other than the vague connection to ponytime, there is a bigger…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Hello Mr. Lector... 0
User avatar #138 - doctorgolgo (07/05/2013) [-]
Whatever. Somebody did an AMAZING job on the backgrounds. Photoshop/GIMP skills off the charts...
#291 - Its really bad. Maybe 3-5 good scenes. But it was just not goo… 07/05/2013 on How about, no -3
#289 - I just saw this today, and I have one thing to say: H… 07/05/2013 on How about, no -3


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User avatar #4 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Why you no accept my item?
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you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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