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#251 - How does animals becoming intelligent relate to an industrial … 07/15/2013 on Pixar Mindfuck +1
#28 - The homeless statistic rustles my jimmies. Sure, some were leg…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Reality of war +5
User avatar #208 - hudis (07/15/2013) [-]
No, the so-called 'liberty' of the U.S. is to blame. Humanity was never designed for every man to take care of himself individually. That's why the American dream will never work for the vast majority.
#33 - lolabunny (07/15/2013) [-]
I think the main reason for a high statistic is the level of PTSD and other mental issues found in soldiers due to fighting in a war. It's not been too long that we've really been able to grasp this and there is/was a stigma about going for help with mental problems so all these brave men and women develop debilitating and life ruining conditions that lose them their jobs and homes and don't/can't get the help they need to get back on track.

If I remember right they're now pushing for soldier to under go thorough psychological assessments and treatment, so maybe this number will start to decrease.
User avatar #48 - toadkillerdog (07/15/2013) [-]
heh, I got to see the Marine Corps treatment for ptsd, they basically make you sit through powerpoints nonstop until you say you're better. I killed a man, and for some strange reason showing me fucking graphs doesn't offer much perspective. The only way to make the military do shit for guys that get out is to force them to, or do it yourself.
Some of those homeless vets you see aren't actually vets, but the ones that are got back and got a high five from the military before they got thrown back out on the street.
#37 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
Also alcoholism. Some people need to do a lot of forgetting of all the shit theyve done....
#11 - Please somebody. Find a way to make this happen. So I can purc…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2013 on i know, it hurts. +52
#28 - pokimone (07/15/2013) [-]
Dude... I hate to break it to you... but I have a virgin friend who just hit 40. He didn't become a wizard at thirty, we thought we'd wait... he didn't at 40 either. I've asked tons of people, they all say the same thing. Its a conspiracy to keep the population down. There are no wizards, there is no magic, only lies.
User avatar #31 - haroldsaxon (07/15/2013) [-]
You have to hit 30 without masturbating as well, sadly.
#38 - ButtonFly (07/15/2013) [-]
Just nine and a half more years then.
This can be done.
User avatar #35 - deescalation (07/15/2013) [-]
I want to undo my life and become a wizard
#14 - I would abuse the hell out of this. Can I purchase this diseas…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Dematographia +239
User avatar #102 - navestotwo (07/15/2013) [-]
Trust me it's fucking hell.
Your skin's so fucking sensitive that even trying on new clothes sets off a whole episode of itching.
And then the welts of itching become itchier and more sensitive
And then all hell breaks loose.
But if that's the sacrifice you're willing to make go ahead!
User avatar #174 - Mantis (07/15/2013) [-]
Mine doesn't. I have it, all it does is swell up like that when I get scratched.
#33 - yourmomisaslut (07/15/2013) [-]
Coming from a person who has this condition, it is NOT fun,
it's annoying
wanna know what happens in the summer when your skin gets irritated? you resist scratching, but eventually you scratch yourself anyway because your will power dies, then your skin swells and it feels worse, then you keep scratching and you send yourself into a vicious cycle of itchiness and irritation
it's horrible
#167 - navestotwo (07/15/2013) [-]
And it's daily for me.
User avatar #40 - kinglobster (07/15/2013) [-]
suddenly im itchy
#32 - arrowshock (07/15/2013) [-]
I used to have this, but I never thought of being cool like that. Though, it has setbacks.... It itched like hell whenever it would swell.
User avatar #31 - blueej (07/15/2013) [-]
i also have this condition. all i can say is be careful what you wish for.
#17 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
its not a disease unfortunately :/ its genetic, and whats worse is that you can grow out of it.... Like i did
#4 - I spend an upsetting amount of time reading up on life hints a… 07/15/2013 on When friends ask how you... +1
#19 - Jesus H. Christ. People need to research their ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on That’s why Thor’s... +1
#58 - swiftshadow (07/15/2013) [-]
It also cannot withstand anything. If you ever read Fear Itself his shield actually breaks,
#53 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
yes but you're wrong about it being common knowledge
#23 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
Would that not be flawed in the way that if it were thrown it would absorb its own force and just stop.
#14 - I remember the first time I watched this movie It's a… 07/15/2013 on Head Up, Eyes Steady, Heart... +1
#30 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on My crow 0
#11 - Marshtomp is getting sick of your ******** , Eevee. 07/15/2013 on Jeeveesus. 0
#2987 - I didnt design the system, asshole. Thats what wouldve happene…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
User avatar #3176 - GodofTV (07/16/2013) [-]
In a concealed weapons class? Yea, because those are run by fucking hicks who looks for reasons to shoot people. The more different the victims phenotypes the better.
#2726 - Shut the **** up. Christ youre annoying. If someo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
User avatar #2948 - GodofTV (07/14/2013) [-]
Shooting in the arm or leg a fine and a felony, murder and you get off scott free. Okay, makes total sense retard.
User avatar #2987 - Sockopolis (07/15/2013) [-]
I didnt design the system, asshole. Thats what wouldve happened, and im guaranteeing you right here that in CCW classes, they tell you to shoot to kill your attacker.
User avatar #3176 - GodofTV (07/16/2013) [-]
In a concealed weapons class? Yea, because those are run by fucking hicks who looks for reasons to shoot people. The more different the victims phenotypes the better.
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on bobs hurt 0
#60 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2013) [-]
I fear for the decline of the English language...
#2588 - He shot him in self defense. Trayvon was attacking him. This w… 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY +3
#10 - Comment deleted 07/14/2013 on Genius 0
#11 - I dont care about the pillow. The guy can live how he wants. … 07/14/2013 on Meanwhile in Japan +9
#42 - So lesbians are equating themselves to people who get paid to … 07/14/2013 on I agree 0
#43 - Actually, I read a combination of the first and second lines wrong. 07/14/2013 on Well Fuck. +1
#16 - Bossoms*  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on bobs hurt -3
User avatar #24 - weinerdick (07/14/2013) [-]
Bosom.
#26 - Sockopolis (07/14/2013) [-]
#60 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2013) [-]
I fear for the decline of the English language...
#25 - Last time I checked, there is no fine for detonating nuclear w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on wtf chicon +2
User avatar #47 - fantomen (07/14/2013) [-]
Using a weapon of mass destruction is a felony.
#175 - I love how fanart of May is always huge tits 07/14/2013 on Realistic ages of Pokemon... +7
#2462 - A guy that was trying to kill him. 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY +1
#97 - If you think that way, why did you use it as the basis to make…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on crash +2
User avatar #121 - mookiez (07/14/2013) [-]
One, it was a fucking joke. 2, Everybody acts like it is the hardest game ever, when in reality it is just about memorization. 3. People are retarded and have no clue what a joke is.
#65 - Too bad Dark Souls isn't that hard to begin with  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on crash +1
User avatar #94 - mookiez (07/13/2013) [-]
No shit.
User avatar #97 - Sockopolis (07/13/2013) [-]
If you think that way, why did you use it as the basis to make your point that you're good at video games?
User avatar #121 - mookiez (07/14/2013) [-]
One, it was a fucking joke. 2, Everybody acts like it is the hardest game ever, when in reality it is just about memorization. 3. People are retarded and have no clue what a joke is.
User avatar #89 - cthumoo (07/13/2013) [-]
Yes it is, I can't think of a harder modern game right now.
Apart from trials evolution, fuck that shit
#1004 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Win +3
#1001 - Minecraft. Tekkit, specifically. Not sure how to feel… 07/13/2013 on Win 0
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User avatar #4 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
Why you no accept my item?
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you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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