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Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
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#164 - Pretty sure all i did at 15 was get better at masturbating 07/21/2013 on Warm Hands +1
#275 - I predict many butthurt and easily angered men will respond qu… 07/20/2013 on Double standarts +2
#271 - Hey, ************ comment section below me: …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Double standarts +14
#284 - weenieandthebutt (07/20/2013) [-]
^THIS GUY!!!

Looks aren't just a physical manifestation of how aesthetically pleasing someone is in the visual eye, it's a notion of how healthy you are and how adequately functioning you are in taking care of yourself. If you can't even take care of yourself, then how do you even take care of someone you love?
#305 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2013) [-]
since you don't have to feed, bath or make your partner do sports you can "take care" of someone you love oO

are you one of the fuckers who take a girl on a date and order a salad for her?
User avatar #307 - weenieandthebutt (07/20/2013) [-]
I may be a bit of health Nazi but I don't impose it on others. She can eat whatever the fuck she wants as long as she watches her weight and doesn't go overboard.
#52 - Police brutality is an awful thing. But when the susp…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Was it worth it? +103
User avatar #56 - heartlessrobot (07/19/2013) [-]
Then it's not police brutality, it's a response. It's only police brutality if the suspect has not become violent.
User avatar #97 - chuca (07/19/2013) [-]
if he proceeded to smash her face in the ground and curb stomp her for 20 mins after the first punch i'm pretty sure it would be considered brutality whether she pushed him or not
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#11 - THESE NEED TO EXIST 07/19/2013 on So where do you wanna go? 0
#16 - "I dont even know where we are anymore, you ******… 07/19/2013 on Gordon Ramsay +12
#288 - I am so done 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love +2
#80 - Wait, this many people really didnt know that? 07/19/2013 on Well what do you know... +5
#4 - What is more acceptable to do in society, rub someone's stomac… 07/19/2013 on Double Standards +2
#10 - Citation needed 07/19/2013 on Funny interview +4
#3 - "And then calm it down by telling it how beautiful it is"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on steve irwin +37
User avatar #116 - BubsyB (07/19/2013) [-]
Laughed at this comment more than the content.
#8 - Let's take a moment to appreciate how photogenic she is even i… 07/19/2013 on Because 14 year olds thumb... 0
#11 - This show is the best. 07/19/2013 on Louis on Life 0
#36 - She has to be troll ing. The rage against humanity that would…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Check description first +8
User avatar #46 - pwnagraphy (07/18/2013) [-]
It would simmer like the Zimmer
#37 - senorfrog (07/18/2013) [-]
If she was serious, me wanting to hit Earth with a large colcny would be upgraded to an asteroid the size of Texas.
#12 - Carlos you ************ 07/18/2013 on Bear rescue +15
#18 - Changed my mind. This is the greatest thing ive seen today. 07/18/2013 on Stage rafting +2
#8 - Whenever somebody scares me really well, I try to run into som…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on How to escape danger +2
#10 - xmattx (07/18/2013) [-]
in my family, that makes them laugh harder
#34 - This is the greatest thing ive ever seen today 07/18/2013 on Self-Defense 0
#28 - I cant be the only one who was stupid enough to try it 07/18/2013 on Wut? +1
#156 - I have a job, silly. Im willing to bet that you dont. 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained +1
#155 - He is slippery, evades police and doesnt afraid of anything 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained +1
#47 - Faster than diamond, but they have the lowest durability. If y…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Minecraft +1
User avatar #65 - Katzie (07/17/2013) [-]
Are you quite sure on that count? I'm fairly sure diamond is faster. I'll just check it.
User avatar #66 - Katzie (07/17/2013) [-]
Yep, gold is just under diamond.
User avatar #67 - Katzie (07/17/2013) [-]
Holy shit I read it wrong you're right.
That's pretty cool.
#33 - Tips to make your life easier: - Dont talk about poli…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Retards, retards everywhere 0
User avatar #44 - chuca (07/17/2013) [-]
do i have to not talk about politics before masturbating?Or can i skip right into it?
User avatar #34 - socialoutcast (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm already doing that
#5 - ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on The custard machineā€¦ +10
#7 - brokenboulevard (07/17/2013) [-]
#4 - "Do you know what they do to those chickens?" …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on The custard machineā€¦ +76
#5 - Sockopolis (07/17/2013) [-]
Shit
#7 - brokenboulevard (07/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - smurtehmurph (07/28/2013) [-]
Why you no accept my item?
#2 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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