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Sockopolis

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
Last Login:1/29/2014
Location:Sockopolis
FunnyJunk Career Stats
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Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
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#46 - This is the kind of **** that blows my mind. That and watc… 09/08/2012 on infinite +2
#76 - You know youve been visiting funnyjunk for a long ass time whe… 09/08/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 619 0
#45 - Its a joke. Stop being so touchy.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on its a girl post! +6
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#65 - llamagaga (09/08/2012) [-]
Ha. If any joke generalizations were made about men on this site, FJ would flip the fuck out.
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#66 - Sockopolis (09/08/2012) [-]
Probably. And id post the exact same reply to the butthurt man.
#205 - So THATS why detroit is full of dicks. 09/08/2012 on North America +1
#816 - I'd classify them as soft rock, but not rock. Their music is t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Seriously? +2
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#821 - hpnerdjl (09/08/2012) [-]
That's fair enough. But MTV isn't going to have a subcategoryfor the best soft rock artist award.
#813 - It all goes in cycles. Back in the 60s, people thought Rock wo… 09/08/2012 on Seriously? +2
#66 - You only need to not be retarded. Most viruses are incredibly … 09/07/2012 on I'm a PC +7
#111 - Animate it using an incredibly complicated system of pistons. … 09/07/2012 on Mariocraft 0
#140 - He said that taking human error into account was the biggest part. 09/07/2012 on Croc 0
#133 - I thought condoms were only 85% effective, and birth control w…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Croc +2
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#142 - itwasntnsfw (09/07/2012) [-]
My sex-ed teacher said Condoms were 98% and Birth Control was 99%.
Either way some dumb bitch at my former school that I transferred away from said she wouldn't have sex unless the guy was wearing a condom, even if she had birth control, diaphragm, and female condom. She is also fat.
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#141 - JadeKitten (09/07/2012) [-]
Birth control is only like 50% effective. All it does is fool the body into thinking its already pregnant. Condoms are the most effective thing if you wanna have sex without having a surgery.
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#174 - chevah (09/07/2012) [-]
are you a spastic.
#166 - siraugustus (09/07/2012) [-]
#173 - JadeKitten (09/07/2012) [-]
Most birth control pills are "combination pills" containing a combination of the hormones estrogen and progesterone to prevent ovulation (the release of an egg during the monthly cycle). A woman cannot get pregnant if she doesn't ovulate because there is no egg to be fertilized. The Pill also works by thickening the mucus around the cervix, which makes it difficult for sperm to enter the uterus and reach any eggs that may have been released. The hormones in the Pill can also sometimes affect the lining of the uterus, making it difficult for an egg to attach to the wall of the uterus.

kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/contraception/bc_chart.html#

You can call me what you want I don't really give a crap.
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#138 - jettripleseven (09/07/2012) [-]
85?! Maybe if you poke a hole in the end of it...
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#140 - Sockopolis (09/07/2012) [-]
He said that taking human error into account was the biggest part.