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#45 - My ideal party size is 2-4 people. Nice and cozy, and I find t… 08/24/2016 on Players With Low Int/Wis +1
#42 - To actually roleplaying, yes. But he only ****** up because he…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Players With Low Int/Wis 0
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#44 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
When I have run-ins with players like that, it's usually repetitive and they never get better. I like being able to encourage as many players as possible (my average party is 7 players, I've DM'd for over 16 in one group), but we've had to subtly un-invite some people for that reason.

Hope he got better.
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#45 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
My ideal party size is 2-4 people. Nice and cozy, and I find the interactions more meaningful. With a larger group, it always turns into comedy, which can get old sometimes.
#39 - No worries, man. Boy, let me tell you about the time I flipped…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Players With Low Int/Wis +1
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#40 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
Gross. Was he new to RPing / your group in that session?
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#42 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
To actually roleplaying, yes. But he only fucked up because he just stayed up all night on my PC playing LoL, because he was pretty into SW. So, he was like a zombie, just a general bummer to be around, the took a shit on our campaign with his edgelord mary sue. Blech.
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#44 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
When I have run-ins with players like that, it's usually repetitive and they never get better. I like being able to encourage as many players as possible (my average party is 7 players, I've DM'd for over 16 in one group), but we've had to subtly un-invite some people for that reason.

Hope he got better.
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#45 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
My ideal party size is 2-4 people. Nice and cozy, and I find the interactions more meaningful. With a larger group, it always turns into comedy, which can get old sometimes.
#16 - I lol'd. Try using appropriate bait? 08/24/2016 on Kid catches the big one. +26
#36 - Never mind, I read the rest of the comments. Still, the mockin…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Players With Low Int/Wis +1
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#37 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
I wasn't trying to be smug, but I was pretty bewildered by the player's reactions to the situation. They're usually hyperanalytical power-gamey types, so this was a huge deal to me.
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#39 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
No worries, man. Boy, let me tell you about the time I flipped my shit over the stupidity of a player.

This was in the early days of my roleplaying, I just found some people to play with, we had a shitton of fun in DnD, and since all of us love Star Wars, we started a campaign in that too, and boy, it was awesome. It was a kind of spur of the moment thing, but our Dm was really good, and prepared the campaign in a few hours. We had our first session, unknown planet in the hands of the Remnant between Episode 4-5, a disciple of the emperor rules in his stead, using a small garrison and a shitton of robots.

Enter the retard, Francis, who insisted on joining the session, despite playing league all night. He was also into SW, but I don't think he actually understood any of the philosophy behind it, because he comes in with a Dathomir Darth Maul clone. (Absolutely impossible in the timeline, but whatever, we didn't even mention it, even though the way he was boasting, he should have known.) Second, he knows the Dathomir were exterminated by the Emperor personally, but he insists that he straight up flies his shuttle to the Imperial tower, tries to bullshit his way in.

So, he meets the disciple, and he says: "Our master sent me here because we should help each other." Sith. Help each other.

I still start going REEEEE in my head. I mean our DM put a LOT of effort into making this campaign, the characters were lifelike and convincing, plots, subplots, everything, and this fucking cunt comes in with his edgy mary-sue and rightly SHITS on the whole thing. Poor dm got so burned out, we couldn't even look at roleplaying for a while.
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#40 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
Gross. Was he new to RPing / your group in that session?
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#42 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
To actually roleplaying, yes. But he only fucked up because he just stayed up all night on my PC playing LoL, because he was pretty into SW. So, he was like a zombie, just a general bummer to be around, the took a shit on our campaign with his edgelord mary sue. Blech.
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#44 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
When I have run-ins with players like that, it's usually repetitive and they never get better. I like being able to encourage as many players as possible (my average party is 7 players, I've DM'd for over 16 in one group), but we've had to subtly un-invite some people for that reason.

Hope he got better.
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#45 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
My ideal party size is 2-4 people. Nice and cozy, and I find the interactions more meaningful. With a larger group, it always turns into comedy, which can get old sometimes.
#35 - Ok, Lemme run a similarly asshole-ish scenario by you. … 08/24/2016 on Players With Low Int/Wis 0
#16 - Yeah, this is just some *********, asshole type Dm-ing. The pl…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Players With Low Int/Wis -1
#31 - naruhenix (08/24/2016) [-]
Smilingfagdick don't talk shit about a game you obviously know nothing about your inbred potatoe
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#25 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
We had one guy who had been playing for about six months, a couple who had been playing for 2 years, but the rest have been playing D&D since the early 90's.
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#36 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
Never mind, I read the rest of the comments. Still, the mocking tone in which you talked about it made me and I guess many other go over the same train of thought as budgiesmuggler.
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#37 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
I wasn't trying to be smug, but I was pretty bewildered by the player's reactions to the situation. They're usually hyperanalytical power-gamey types, so this was a huge deal to me.
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#39 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
No worries, man. Boy, let me tell you about the time I flipped my shit over the stupidity of a player.

This was in the early days of my roleplaying, I just found some people to play with, we had a shitton of fun in DnD, and since all of us love Star Wars, we started a campaign in that too, and boy, it was awesome. It was a kind of spur of the moment thing, but our Dm was really good, and prepared the campaign in a few hours. We had our first session, unknown planet in the hands of the Remnant between Episode 4-5, a disciple of the emperor rules in his stead, using a small garrison and a shitton of robots.

Enter the retard, Francis, who insisted on joining the session, despite playing league all night. He was also into SW, but I don't think he actually understood any of the philosophy behind it, because he comes in with a Dathomir Darth Maul clone. (Absolutely impossible in the timeline, but whatever, we didn't even mention it, even though the way he was boasting, he should have known.) Second, he knows the Dathomir were exterminated by the Emperor personally, but he insists that he straight up flies his shuttle to the Imperial tower, tries to bullshit his way in.

So, he meets the disciple, and he says: "Our master sent me here because we should help each other." Sith. Help each other.

I still start going REEEEE in my head. I mean our DM put a LOT of effort into making this campaign, the characters were lifelike and convincing, plots, subplots, everything, and this fucking cunt comes in with his edgy mary-sue and rightly SHITS on the whole thing. Poor dm got so burned out, we couldn't even look at roleplaying for a while.
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#40 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
Gross. Was he new to RPing / your group in that session?
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#42 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
To actually roleplaying, yes. But he only fucked up because he just stayed up all night on my PC playing LoL, because he was pretty into SW. So, he was like a zombie, just a general bummer to be around, the took a shit on our campaign with his edgelord mary sue. Blech.
User avatar
#44 - drtorsche (08/24/2016) [-]
When I have run-ins with players like that, it's usually repetitive and they never get better. I like being able to encourage as many players as possible (my average party is 7 players, I've DM'd for over 16 in one group), but we've had to subtly un-invite some people for that reason.

Hope he got better.
User avatar
#45 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
My ideal party size is 2-4 people. Nice and cozy, and I find the interactions more meaningful. With a larger group, it always turns into comedy, which can get old sometimes.
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#35 - SmilingJackSmyth (08/24/2016) [-]
Ok, Lemme run a similarly asshole-ish scenario by you.

You're supposed to steal a magical ring from a manor. You are allowed 3 characters, all lvl 1, 3.5 edition. How do you start?
#701 - if this is Addy's party, these are all traps anyway. 08/24/2016 on You arrive at Admin's party 0
#4 - I had that problem too. I might dust off my gw account if you …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on doing the good deeds 0
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#6 - Sperit (08/22/2016) [-]
Tfw out won't let me play with my uk friend
#22 - Sure man, turn it off for pornhub, but youtube has too much mo… 08/16/2016 on Humanity deserves to die 0