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SlowpokeForever

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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:12/18/2015
Location:United States
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Name's Chris, age 20, coffee, internet, and movie addict.

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#34 - Kids are pretty ******* stupid. 10/17/2014 on Anon plays Smash Bros with... -1
#20 - How are eight years olds smart enough to know who Hitler is?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Anon plays Smash Bros with... -5
#53 - anon (10/17/2014) [-]
who said anything about eight year olds?
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#54 - SlowpokeForever (10/17/2014) [-]
Up in the content, guy says the kids playing Smash Bros looked about eight or so.
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#88 - iridium (10/17/2014) [-]
"about 10 or 12"
"Eight years old"

I don't know where you got your shitty edumacation, but in the US you learn pretty much everything regarding basic American and World History around Grades 3-4, which you attend at age 8 or 9.
#28 - shovelsandskulls (10/17/2014) [-]
**shovelsandskulls rolled image** your face when you realize you are out of touch with reality
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#34 - SlowpokeForever (10/17/2014) [-]
Kids are pretty fucking stupid.
#23 - vladimirtepes (10/16/2014) [-]
Most.
#55 - anon (10/17/2014) [-]
bullshit, they don't teach that in schools at that age
#22 - schneidend (10/16/2014) [-]
#265 - Couldn't resist sarcasm. But really dude, I get this is seriou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed +1
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#266 - truesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
No, it's not going to cripple us, but we need to take it seriously so that it doesn't do too much damage.
#261 - Chain: noun: a series of usually metal links or rings that are…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed +1
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#263 - truesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
You're technically correct.
... that's the best kind of correct.
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#265 - SlowpokeForever (10/14/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist sarcasm. But really dude, I get this is serious, and I get that we need preventive measures, but this is NOT the big deal everyone is making it out to be. 'Out to be' in this context being 'the complete and utter death of the United States, a first world nation and Superpower'.
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#266 - truesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
No, it's not going to cripple us, but we need to take it seriously so that it doesn't do too much damage.
#256 - Have fun with your tinfoil hat, I'd like to see a virus that i…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed 0
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#258 - truesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
Do the words "chain of events" mean anything to you?
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#261 - SlowpokeForever (10/14/2014) [-]
Chain: noun: a series of usually metal links or rings that are connected to each other in a line and used for supporting heavy things, for holding things together, for decoration, etc

Of: preposition: belonging to, relating to, or connected with (someone or something)

Event(s): a planned occasion or activity (such as a social gathering)

Of course they do.




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#263 - truesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
You're technically correct.
... that's the best kind of correct.
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#265 - SlowpokeForever (10/14/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist sarcasm. But really dude, I get this is serious, and I get that we need preventive measures, but this is NOT the big deal everyone is making it out to be. 'Out to be' in this context being 'the complete and utter death of the United States, a first world nation and Superpower'.
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#266 - truesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
No, it's not going to cripple us, but we need to take it seriously so that it doesn't do too much damage.
#46 - Interesting to know, cheers. 10/13/2014 on Wiggle your big toe 0
#45 - No offense to be had to the LoK fanbase but to me cartoons lik… 10/13/2014 on Wiggle your big toe 0
#1 - A little too sophisticated a reference for kids, don't you thi…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Wiggle your big toe +4
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#12 - fukkentyranitar (10/12/2014) [-]
Little kids aren't watching Avatar. I doubt that anyone under 13 really fucks with Avatar anymore.
#6 - anon (10/11/2014) [-]
Because it's not a reference at all. This is how all psycially impaired people learn to walk again, including the chick from kill bob.
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#46 - SlowpokeForever (10/13/2014) [-]
Interesting to know, cheers.
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#9 - zerith (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't you mean Execute Earl?
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#10 - thatslovesbanned (10/12/2014) [-]
I thought it was Dead Dan?
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#11 - poetsofthefall (10/12/2014) [-]
You mean Wreck it Ralph.
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#13 - altairibnlaahad (10/12/2014) [-]
No, you're talking about Murder Mike.
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#38 - commontroll (10/12/2014) [-]
Dude, I love the Slain Sam saga!
#17 - poetsofthefall (10/12/2014) [-]
MFW my name is actually Mike and I thought you knew me.
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#15 - krasnogvardiech (10/12/2014) [-]
Dang it, Bobby.
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#4 - Lambda (10/11/2014) [-]
Their real target audience isn't little kids-- It's people who were fans of the original Avatar series, who are now our age watching Korra. It's meant to have a wide appeal to audiences of many ages.
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#45 - SlowpokeForever (10/13/2014) [-]
No offense to be had to the LoK fanbase but to me cartoons like that=made for little kids, with a good load of a peripheral audience, I'm into a good deal of things not meant for people my age, mostly cartoons I grew up with as a kid, so I'm not judging.
Now, I'm not saying ALL cartoons are meant for kids first, there are some cartoons I wouldn't let a kid watch at all, and I'm not just talking about Adult Swim.
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#2 - sinery (10/11/2014) [-]
Everything good got references.
#1 - Fedora intensifies. 10/11/2014 on if you've been friendzoned +4
#6 - I Guess. 10/11/2014 on Help! +8