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#6 - It's a metaphor.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on (untitled) -1
#8 - mudkipfucker (09/12/2014) [-]
i know, im just teasing, those sorts of atheists annoy me too
but Jimmy Carr's funny, so i dont mind
User avatar #9 - SlowpokeForever (09/12/2014) [-]
Like I said below, I think he's alright. Too much of his humor is shock value and it gets really grating. To me at least. Also, I just realized who you are lol
User avatar #114 - jokekill (09/12/2014) [-]
You're not from around here, are you?
#3 - He's alright, but he's a right prick. 09/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1 - "Lol religion is fairy tails for the weak minded, I'm so …  [+] (31 new replies) 09/11/2014 on (untitled) -28
#77 - ddoggdiggity (09/12/2014) [-]
get with the program people shit on other peoples beliefs all the time doesnt matter what it is but you wont because youll be slow forever
User avatar #145 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather be slow than an asshole, I thought Funnyjunk was over it's whole "Bash things I don't like phase." Guess I was too expectant of all of you. Tsk.
#146 - ddoggdiggity (09/13/2014) [-]
are you serious there are assholes errrrrrvvvryy where
User avatar #147 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm aware. I guess I'm just in the wrong time to be idealistic. I don't really care anyway, you're all people I don't know and will probably never meet so your opinion of me doesn't drag me down that much. Still, it's pretty sad.
#148 - ddoggdiggity (09/13/2014) [-]
#149 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
Eh, if we're doing reaction images now.
#150 - ddoggdiggity (09/13/2014) [-]
hahaha i love that one
User avatar #151 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, anyway I'm just gonna let bygones be bygones on this whole "Bashing religion" thing. Funnyjunk hates it when you have an opinion, I'm not even sure while I'm still here. I've been trying to get banned forever by throwing hate towards the mods, admin, posting porn, gore, everything. Nothing works.
#152 - ddoggdiggity (09/13/2014) [-]
good good its all going according to plan
User avatar #153 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
I guess, my account hasn't been deactivated yet so I'm doing something wrong.
User avatar #64 - Accidentalninja (09/12/2014) [-]
Well he is a comedian and Jimmy Carr especially has a reputation of being funny but kinda being a prick. Now he's not gonna be making fun of stuff he agrees with, as that would be harmful to his self image, so naturally he would make fun of stuff he doesn't agree with i.e. religions.
User avatar #34 - frutus (09/12/2014) [-]
Can you get more butthurt?
User avatar #28 - bodyrokr (09/12/2014) [-]
Why not?? might get them to stop making such terrible decisions
User avatar #19 - captainprincess (09/12/2014) [-]
You can clearly see that he shaves dipstick
User avatar #13 - anonymoose (09/12/2014) [-]
Jimmy Carr rarely jokes about religion. He jokes a lot about Catholic Priests though.
User avatar #10 - jokekill (09/12/2014) [-]
Have you even heard Jimmy carrs' comedy

That's like literally the only joke he's ever made about religion

Because most british people find religion funny
User avatar #5 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/12/2014) [-]
Holy fuck are your panties in a wad. All religions had to be made up at a point, he's stating the simple fact that none of them simply existed.
User avatar #7 - SlowpokeForever (09/12/2014) [-]
I guess, but still, people that bash religion just to bash it annoy the hell out of me.
User avatar #35 - ronniesan (09/12/2014) [-]
Truth. Relish in the downvotes of FJs closet Xdxdd army.
#12 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Religions bash each other constantly and religions bash atheism constantly but no one gives a shit. Atheist bashes religion and suddenly they're neckbeards.
#43 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
The diffrence is, religions bash eachother cus of contridictionary belief, they want other said religion to be part of their own.
Same goes for atheists, cus they want non-believers to be believers.
Athesits has no proper reason to bash on believers, they gain nothing from it outside of attemption to seem "better" than believers.

That being said there are always assholes regardless of believes, and I believe most people who bash on anything just use their believes as an excuse.
#139 - ragingheterosexual (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't bash religion but I if I were it wouldn't be because it were to make me feel better about myself. It would probably be because I don't feel the need for people to set up restrictions on how to live their life based on some book that their parents made them read and worship.
I have friends who won't go out and drink and enjoy themselves because their religion says it is wrong and they will go to hell for it. I respect their choices but at the same time I know they enjoy drinking because they have done it before but they won't because they have it instilled in them their heads that they will burn in hell for eternity when they die for doing this small thing.
Obviously that's just one example but still religion puts a restriction on things that you might enjoy otherwise. And I for one want to do things I enjoy because this probably is the only life I will live and I don't want to put faith in something that most likely doesn't exist.
TLDR; Religion dictates too much how people live their everyday lives and puts restrictions on what they can and cannot do based on the totally illogical assumption that you will live in heaven if you live your life according to these rules or you will forever burn in hell if you don't (obviously this doesn't apply to every single religion)
User avatar #113 - jokekill (09/12/2014) [-]
It's a fucking joke you boring twat
User avatar #63 - Accidentalninja (09/12/2014) [-]
That's because on the face of it religion is fucking dumb, that's why athiests will just say "i don't know" life after death? I don't know. Where did the universe come from (impying before any big bang type deal)? I don't know. Because given all that we currently know the truth is that we have got no clue. Now religions attempt to answer these questions with on the face of it ludicrous answers, if you suspend faith and look at religions they seem farcical, any christian would probably say that a elephant faced multi-armed god is ridiculous and thats all athiests do except no religion is exempt. I would say however that religion should just be taken out of the equation, like a secret hobby, people who practice it should just go do it and people who don't should just go do their own shit, i'm tired of all this arguing, the truth is that no living person on earth really knows the answer and if religion can make people do good things and bring hope then that's all the better, but as a lot of christians may concede, the bible is a load of shit, if you want to believe god exists and that we were absolved of sins through the death of jesus and some other key aspect that I dont know about fine. But all the nonsensical miracles that could have come out of an anime the reasoning is so poor, they can just piss off. I honestly couldn't give two flying shits about what people wanna do in their spare time, so long as it doesn't involve hurting people.
#4 - mudkipfucker (09/12/2014) [-]
how can he be a neckbeard?
he's clearly clean shaven
User avatar #6 - SlowpokeForever (09/12/2014) [-]
It's a metaphor.
#8 - mudkipfucker (09/12/2014) [-]
i know, im just teasing, those sorts of atheists annoy me too
but Jimmy Carr's funny, so i dont mind
User avatar #9 - SlowpokeForever (09/12/2014) [-]
Like I said below, I think he's alright. Too much of his humor is shock value and it gets really grating. To me at least. Also, I just realized who you are lol
User avatar #114 - jokekill (09/12/2014) [-]
You're not from around here, are you?
User avatar #2 - sanguinemybrother (09/12/2014) [-]
Meh, he's funny.
User avatar #3 - SlowpokeForever (09/12/2014) [-]
He's alright, but he's a right prick.
#96 - Comment deleted 09/11/2014 on Legend of Korra: The Last... -2
#86 - I really didn't but I figure it had potential and can give it … 09/11/2014 on Press "Up" to Win!!! +2
#48 - I get ya man.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on The Middle +1
#50 - ihateemo (09/10/2014) [-]
**ihateemo rolled image** ;)
#39 - Someone's cranky.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The Middle 0
#47 - ihateemo (09/10/2014) [-]
i had just woken up from a power nap so yes my comment was a little mean. But i still stand by my disgust of people who are afraid to have opinions for fear of ridicule
#48 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2014) [-]
I get ya man.
#50 - ihateemo (09/10/2014) [-]
**ihateemo rolled image** ;)
#124 - Comment deleted 09/10/2014 on I'm On The Edge Of My Seat 0
#99 - I like this guy, this guy is cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on True Hero +1
#100 - thingexplain (09/09/2014) [-]
#105 - You got me, good one man. 09/08/2014 on Ahh The Nostalgia +3
#1 - Flight of the Conchords Hell yeah. 09/08/2014 on A bit Backwards. +1
#16 - The didn't want the kid tuba around. 09/07/2014 on ha 0
#25 - 50 percent of marriages end in divorce... 09/07/2014 on the thirst +2
#45 - Allen! Allen! Allen! 09/07/2014 on Good Samaritans Save Pudgy... +1
#1 - Only edible food to come from an insect huh? Does that include…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Bees +3
User avatar #3 - asmodeu (09/06/2014) [-]
Insects are generally the biggest disease carriers, which is why so many people are reluctant to eating them. Not everything that can be eaten is edible: a person could literally eat shit and that wouldn't mean shit is edible.

or rocks, or steel, or plastic.
#23 - Comment deleted 09/06/2014 on Rule of Three 0
#1 - Comment deleted 09/05/2014 on Anybody know the song? +2
#6 - I guess it's different for everyone lol 09/05/2014 on some funny shit 0
#1 - While they never received much love in their own country, they… 09/05/2014 on they'll make you move +2
#1 - Well, he is right on some point. Once you're a celebrity you l… 09/05/2014 on ...and we choose to fap +7
#8 - I'm white and if I got called a ****** I'd be confused … 09/05/2014 on Taco Describes The N word +1
#5 - **** off Sinery. Goddamn mods. 09/05/2014 on Death of Woverine 0
#104 - Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent. I just hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on SlowpokeForever's profile 0
User avatar #105 - comicexplain (09/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Forcefeeding people 'diversity' isn't going to make them like the taste.
#3 - I shave my ass and have none of these problems. Maybe it's bec…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on some funny shit +24
#15 - insanefreak (09/06/2014) [-]
I just shave mine with an elecrical razor, and never comletely. I just shorten it. Never any hassle.

Same with genital hairs, I let it grow, and occassionaly trim it. Cause if you make the mistake of shaving it all off, it's itchy as hell.
User avatar #11 - srskate (09/06/2014) [-]
Here to support the fatass theory. I, too, do not have these problems.
User avatar #5 - whynotzoidberglol (09/05/2014) [-]
I think it was because he shaved it so clean, there was nothing there. I remember I had thse problems when I was younger and I had no ass hair. I wasn't a fat ass or anything.
User avatar #10 - penileburglar (09/06/2014) [-]
That's definitely not the case, I either get waxed or use a depilatory cream regularly and I've never experienced these problems either. In fact, it's a hell of a lot cleaner and wiping is a hell of a lot easier.

As many people as I've known who keep that area hairless, I've never heard of any of this issues. You and that guy are just exceptionally slimey people, apparently.
User avatar #13 - zight (09/06/2014) [-]
Well to be fair i got this feeling the first 2 times i did it. Afterwards it stops becoming bothersome and is truly the best when you have to wipe.
User avatar #6 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
I guess it's different for everyone lol
#2 - Will not stick. Wolverine makes Marvel a ******* of money.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Death of Woverine +1
#4 - sinery (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
Fuck off Sinery. Goddamn mods.


SlowpokeForever has disabled anonymous comments.
User avatar #102 - turtlebaconn (08/22/2014) [-]
【公式】「どないやねん ヤドン」MV
User avatar #103 to #102 - SlowpokeForever (08/22/2014) [-]
Hey that's pretty cool. Thanks man.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey comicexplain, I know you get a lot of notes but this bothers me.
I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today (wonderful movie) but two thins stuck out to me.
1. Yondu is a member of the Ravagers.
2. Collector's base is called "Knowhere"
Now in DC Comics, the Ravagers where made by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. I also have no evidence of the Ravagers ever being a Marvel team so is this one big coincidence or..?
User avatar #101 to #100 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
You're thinking of a different Yondu! This one, in Marvel, was a staple member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a founding member, really. He'll be back in the sequel! The rest is an interesting coincidence, for the most part!
User avatar #104 to #101 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent.
I just heard what they did to Wally West and frankly I'm disgusted. Wally West was my childhood hero, you can't rip him out of universe, and then put him back him as a ******* hood rat that in no way resembles Wally. I'm personally going with the fanon that this Wally West has the same name but it just some useless thug and that MY Wally, the REAL FLASH will never see the light of day again. I ******* hate DC and Marvel both for jumping on the Tumblr wagon so I guess I'm saying I'm resigning from comics.
User avatar #105 to #104 - comicexplain ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Forcefeeding people 'diversity' isn't going to make them like the taste.
User avatar #91 - nought (06/25/2014) [-]
have you ever went slow?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
I suppose there's some things I take easy.
#90 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #93 to #90 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Nice. Do you have a purple one?
User avatar #96 to #95 - SlowpokeForever (07/09/2014) [-]
Sweet thanks.
#88 - theahhnold (06/25/2014) [-]
Olweys remembah zhat okeh?
#89 to #88 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Okeh. Thawnk yew.
#86 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself
User avatar #85 to #84 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hola SlowpokeForever, you went by the post it shows. Thanks for clicking the mouse button to give me a virtual finger that is useless... But I hope this won't be and I can cheer up your day somehow or somewhat!
User avatar #94 to #83 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Hola. I've mostly been going around thumbing these posts up to help people level. Good guy Slowpoke.
User avatar #70 to #68 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Dangerously cheesy.
User avatar #69 to #67 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
The moose is loose.
User avatar #71 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
There's a loose moose aboot
User avatar #72 to #71 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Gah! You have colored text! You moose toting fiend!
User avatar #73 to #72 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I have about 35 weeks of colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Tell me your secrets.
User avatar #75 to #74 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Be a ******* badass... I really don't know, man. If you need proof, though, it's right there on my profile
User avatar #76 to #75 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah I believe ya, I'm mostly just giving you **** lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
not to sound like a cunt but i guess i just know what the community wants
User avatar #78 to #77 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Naw, you're good man. I used to have a bunch of content on my profile, three or four of which got to the front page. Whatever happened to them is beyond me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Since June 10th (when I started using this account) I've had 44 posts on the front page and 3 comments reach top 10
User avatar #80 to #79 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Awesome man. To be honest, I'm not much for posting anyway, I'm a more quiet member of the community, but I've been here since...I guess the Yellow Days. I didn't make an account until everything went grey but hey.
User avatar #81 to #80 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
My ALT account is actually rank 7 (wbrehmer). I only made this account in honor of my amazing puppy, Moose. Yes... this name President Moose is actually named after my dog, not a moose. HOODATHUNKIT
User avatar #82 to #81 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
What a twist haha. But good on you man, I'm glad to see someone at least enjoys being part of the party. Keep up the good work mate.
#65 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
A profile with no pic
Why not use this one?

that was a haiku
User avatar #66 to #65 - SlowpokeForever (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure bud. Also, great haiku. I keep trying to make my profie picture dickbutt to no avail.
User avatar #64 to #63 - SlowpokeForever (06/20/2014) [-]
fap fap fap
User avatar #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Test. Let's see how this works.
User avatar #62 to #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Sweet...gray text.
#60 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
do you want your items?
User avatar #53 - doopleganger (09/13/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the tip on watching gravity falls, I haven't enjoyed watching a T.V. show like that since King of the hill ended
User avatar #54 to #53 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2012) [-]
Anytime man, but pace yourself, new ep bi-weekly :/ It's a hell of a wait.
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User avatar #44 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
I saw you with the same avatar, and thought I already commented on some stuff.
'Round these here parts, that's MAH avahter, i reckon you outta change it fer summin bad happins to ye'
User avatar #45 to #44 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry good sir or madam but I am quite fond of this avatar :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
S'cool, dood. I was actually delighted to see someone with the same one. I haven't changed my avatar since I put it on. I used it after having an account for a few weeks, and I've had it since. I don't even have it on my computer anymore (not that I can't get it).
User avatar #47 to #46 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
Same here man I don't think I have this on my comp anymore lol but it is pretty cool to see the same avatar.
#42 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Nice profile gif
User avatar #43 to #42 - SlowpokeForever (05/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya :)
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