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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
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Name's Chris, age 20, coffee, internet, and movie addict.

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#86 - I really didn't but I figure it had potential and can give it … 09/11/2014 on Press "Up" to Win!!! +2
#48 - I get ya man.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on The Middle +1
#50 - ihateemo (09/10/2014) [-]
**ihateemo rolled image** ;)
#39 - Someone's cranky.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The Middle 0
#47 - ihateemo (09/10/2014) [-]
i had just woken up from a power nap so yes my comment was a little mean. But i still stand by my disgust of people who are afraid to have opinions for fear of ridicule
#48 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2014) [-]
I get ya man.
#50 - ihateemo (09/10/2014) [-]
**ihateemo rolled image** ;)
#124 - Slice the **** out of whatever food this... 09/10/2014 on I'm On The Edge Of My Seat 0
#99 - I like this guy, this guy is cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on True Hero +1
#100 - thingexplain (09/09/2014) [-]
#105 - You got me, good one man. 09/08/2014 on Ahh The Nostalgia +3
#1 - Flight of the Conchords Hell yeah. 09/08/2014 on A bit Backwards. +1
#16 - The didn't want the kid tuba around. 09/07/2014 on ha 0
#25 - 50 percent of marriages end in divorce... 09/07/2014 on the thirst +2
#45 - Allen! Allen! Allen! 09/07/2014 on Good Samaritans Save Pudgy... +1
#1 - Only edible food to come from an insect huh? Does that include…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Bees +3
User avatar #3 - asmodeu (09/06/2014) [-]
Insects are generally the biggest disease carriers, which is why so many people are reluctant to eating them. Not everything that can be eaten is edible: a person could literally eat shit and that wouldn't mean shit is edible.

or rocks, or steel, or plastic.
#23 - Comment deleted 09/06/2014 on Rule of Three 0
#1 - Comment deleted 09/05/2014 on Anybody know the song? +2
#6 - I guess it's different for everyone lol 09/05/2014 on some funny shit 0
#1 - While they never received much love in their own country, they… 09/05/2014 on they'll make you move +2
#1 - Well, he is right on some point. Once you're a celebrity you l… 09/05/2014 on ...and we choose to fap +7
#8 - I'm white and if I got called a ****** I'd be con… 09/05/2014 on Taco Describes The N word +1
#5 - **** off Sinery. Goddamn mods. 09/05/2014 on Death of Woverine 0
#104 - Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent. I just hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on SlowpokeForever's profile 0
User avatar #105 - comicexplain (09/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Forcefeeding people 'diversity' isn't going to make them like the taste.
#3 - I shave my ass and have none of these problems. Maybe it's bec…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on some funny shit +24
#15 - insanefreak (09/06/2014) [-]
I just shave mine with an elecrical razor, and never comletely. I just shorten it. Never any hassle.

Same with genital hairs, I let it grow, and occassionaly trim it. Cause if you make the mistake of shaving it all off, it's itchy as hell.
User avatar #11 - srskate (09/06/2014) [-]
Here to support the fatass theory. I, too, do not have these problems.
User avatar #5 - whynotzoidberglol (09/05/2014) [-]
I think it was because he shaved it so clean, there was nothing there. I remember I had thse problems when I was younger and I had no ass hair. I wasn't a fat ass or anything.
User avatar #10 - penileburglar (09/06/2014) [-]
That's definitely not the case, I either get waxed or use a depilatory cream regularly and I've never experienced these problems either. In fact, it's a hell of a lot cleaner and wiping is a hell of a lot easier.

As many people as I've known who keep that area hairless, I've never heard of any of this issues. You and that guy are just exceptionally slimey people, apparently.
User avatar #13 - zight (09/06/2014) [-]
Well to be fair i got this feeling the first 2 times i did it. Afterwards it stops becoming bothersome and is truly the best when you have to wipe.
User avatar #6 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
I guess it's different for everyone lol
#2 - Will not stick. Wolverine makes Marvel a ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Death of Woverine +1
#4 - sinery (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
Fuck off Sinery. Goddamn mods.
#537 - I have an Andorid myself but it's simply because they're good … 09/05/2014 on pretty much everyone on... 0
#1 - You're a stupid ***** if you don't want to say …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Taco Describes The N word 0
User avatar #6 - phawsy (09/05/2014) [-]
He is saying it is stupid that white people are offended by a word that has no meaning against whites.
User avatar #13 - silverzepher (09/05/2014) [-]
you don't know the full definition ofthe word Nigger do you?

nigger Translate Button
Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive.
a contemptuous term used to refer to a black person.
a contemptuous term used to refer to a member of any dark-skinned people.
Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. a contemptuous term used to refer to a person of any race or origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc.


now as you can see it does not always refer to a black person, it can refer to any race or origin.
User avatar #89 - fables (09/05/2014) [-]
but it's never used against anyone but blacks
User avatar #119 - silverzepher (09/06/2014) [-]
i use it as a slur for an ignorant person, i have met a lot of black men, but i have met buyers of every colour
User avatar #8 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm white and if I got called a nigger I'd be confused as fuck honestly, not mad. But I do recognize it as an offensive word and respect that, but at the same time if you say it and recognize that getting offended over it is dumb, they chimp out on you. I grew up in rural neighborhoods, it happens.
User avatar #4 - tittylovin (09/05/2014) [-]
Might want to reread it and pay attention next time.
#1 - I could be wrong but I think this guy works for The Escapist.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on lrn2gamingjournalism 0
#4 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
im pretty sure its yatzi
User avatar #5 - fireheartt (09/05/2014) [-]
im pretty sure anon is right for once.

by the way, fuck you anon
#27 - That's a nice IDW style Whirl. The best Whirl. 09/02/2014 on customs 0


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User avatar #102 - turtlebaconn (08/22/2014) [-]
【公式】「どないやねん ヤドン」MV
User avatar #103 to #102 - SlowpokeForever (08/22/2014) [-]
Hey that's pretty cool. Thanks man.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey comicexplain, I know you get a lot of notes but this bothers me.
I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today (wonderful movie) but two thins stuck out to me.
1. Yondu is a member of the Ravagers.
2. Collector's base is called "Knowhere"
Now in DC Comics, the Ravagers where made by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. I also have no evidence of the Ravagers ever being a Marvel team so is this one big coincidence or..?
User avatar #101 to #100 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
You're thinking of a different Yondu! This one, in Marvel, was a staple member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a founding member, really. He'll be back in the sequel! The rest is an interesting coincidence, for the most part!
User avatar #104 to #101 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent.
I just heard what they did to Wally West and frankly I'm disgusted. Wally West was my childhood hero, you can't rip him out of universe, and then put him back him as a ******* hood rat that in no way resembles Wally. I'm personally going with the fanon that this Wally West has the same name but it just some useless thug and that MY Wally, the REAL FLASH will never see the light of day again. I ******* hate DC and Marvel both for jumping on the Tumblr wagon so I guess I'm saying I'm resigning from comics.
User avatar #105 to #104 - comicexplain ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Forcefeeding people 'diversity' isn't going to make them like the taste.
User avatar #91 - nought (06/25/2014) [-]
have you ever went slow?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
I suppose there's some things I take easy.
#90 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #90 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Nice. Do you have a purple one?
#95 to #93 - datgrass ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #95 - SlowpokeForever (07/09/2014) [-]
Sweet thanks.
#88 - theahhnold (06/25/2014) [-]
Olweys remembah zhat okeh?
#89 to #88 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Okeh. Thawnk yew.
#86 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself
User avatar #85 to #84 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hola SlowpokeForever, you went by the post it shows. Thanks for clicking the mouse button to give me a virtual finger that is useless... But I hope this won't be and I can cheer up your day somehow or somewhat!
User avatar #94 to #83 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Hola. I've mostly been going around thumbing these posts up to help people level. Good guy Slowpoke.
User avatar #70 to #68 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Dangerously cheesy.
User avatar #69 to #67 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
The moose is loose.
User avatar #71 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
There's a loose moose aboot
User avatar #72 to #71 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Gah! You have colored text! You moose toting fiend!
User avatar #73 to #72 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I have about 35 weeks of colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Tell me your secrets.
User avatar #75 to #74 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Be a ******* badass... I really don't know, man. If you need proof, though, it's right there on my profile
User avatar #76 to #75 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah I believe ya, I'm mostly just giving you **** lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
not to sound like a cunt but i guess i just know what the community wants
User avatar #78 to #77 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Naw, you're good man. I used to have a bunch of content on my profile, three or four of which got to the front page. Whatever happened to them is beyond me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Since June 10th (when I started using this account) I've had 44 posts on the front page and 3 comments reach top 10
User avatar #80 to #79 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Awesome man. To be honest, I'm not much for posting anyway, I'm a more quiet member of the community, but I've been here since...I guess the Yellow Days. I didn't make an account until everything went grey but hey.
User avatar #81 to #80 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
My ALT account is actually rank 7 (wbrehmer). I only made this account in honor of my amazing puppy, Moose. Yes... this name President Moose is actually named after my dog, not a moose. HOODATHUNKIT
User avatar #82 to #81 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
What a twist haha. But good on you man, I'm glad to see someone at least enjoys being part of the party. Keep up the good work mate.
#65 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
A profile with no pic
Why not use this one?

that was a haiku
User avatar #66 to #65 - SlowpokeForever (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure bud. Also, great haiku. I keep trying to make my profie picture dickbutt to no avail.
User avatar #64 to #63 - SlowpokeForever (06/20/2014) [-]
fap fap fap
User avatar #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Test. Let's see how this works.
User avatar #62 to #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Sweet...gray text.
#60 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
do you want your items?
User avatar #53 - doopleganger (09/13/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the tip on watching gravity falls, I haven't enjoyed watching a T.V. show like that since King of the hill ended
User avatar #54 to #53 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2012) [-]
Anytime man, but pace yourself, new ep bi-weekly :/ It's a hell of a wait.
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User avatar #44 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
I saw you with the same avatar, and thought I already commented on some stuff.
'Round these here parts, that's MAH avahter, i reckon you outta change it fer summin bad happins to ye'
User avatar #45 to #44 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry good sir or madam but I am quite fond of this avatar :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
S'cool, dood. I was actually delighted to see someone with the same one. I haven't changed my avatar since I put it on. I used it after having an account for a few weeks, and I've had it since. I don't even have it on my computer anymore (not that I can't get it).
User avatar #47 to #46 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
Same here man I don't think I have this on my comp anymore lol but it is pretty cool to see the same avatar.
#42 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Nice profile gif
User avatar #43 to #42 - SlowpokeForever (05/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya :)
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