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Name's Chris, age 20, coffee, internet, and movie addict.
latest user's comments
|#6 - It's a metaphor. [+] (3 new replies)||09/12/2014 on (untitled)||-1|
|#3 - He's alright, but he's a right prick.||09/12/2014 on (untitled)||0|
|#1 - "Lol religion is fairy tails for the weak minded, I'm so … [+] (31 new replies)||09/11/2014 on (untitled)||-28|
#151 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, anyway I'm just gonna let bygones be bygones on this whole "Bashing religion" thing. Funnyjunk hates it when you have an opinion, I'm not even sure while I'm still here. I've been trying to get banned forever by throwing hate towards the mods, admin, posting porn, gore, everything. Nothing works.
#64 - Accidentalninja (09/12/2014) [-]
Well he is a comedian and Jimmy Carr especially has a reputation of being funny but kinda being a prick. Now he's not gonna be making fun of stuff he agrees with, as that would be harmful to his self image, so naturally he would make fun of stuff he doesn't agree with i.e. religions.
#12 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Religions bash each other constantly and religions bash atheism constantly but no one gives a shit. Atheist bashes religion and suddenly they're neckbeards.
#43 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
The diffrence is, religions bash eachother cus of contridictionary belief, they want other said religion to be part of their own.
Same goes for atheists, cus they want non-believers to be believers.
Athesits has no proper reason to bash on believers, they gain nothing from it outside of attemption to seem "better" than believers.
That being said there are always assholes regardless of believes, and I believe most people who bash on anything just use their believes as an excuse.
#139 - ragingheterosexual (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't bash religion but I if I were it wouldn't be because it were to make me feel better about myself. It would probably be because I don't feel the need for people to set up restrictions on how to live their life based on some book that their parents made them read and worship.
I have friends who won't go out and drink and enjoy themselves because their religion says it is wrong and they will go to hell for it. I respect their choices but at the same time I know they enjoy drinking because they have done it before but they won't because they have it instilled in them their heads that they will burn in hell for eternity when they die for doing this small thing.
Obviously that's just one example but still religion puts a restriction on things that you might enjoy otherwise. And I for one want to do things I enjoy because this probably is the only life I will live and I don't want to put faith in something that most likely doesn't exist.
TLDR; Religion dictates too much how people live their everyday lives and puts restrictions on what they can and cannot do based on the totally illogical assumption that you will live in heaven if you live your life according to these rules or you will forever burn in hell if you don't (obviously this doesn't apply to every single religion)
#63 - Accidentalninja (09/12/2014) [-]
That's because on the face of it religion is fucking dumb, that's why athiests will just say "i don't know" life after death? I don't know. Where did the universe come from (impying before any big bang type deal)? I don't know. Because given all that we currently know the truth is that we have got no clue. Now religions attempt to answer these questions with on the face of it ludicrous answers, if you suspend faith and look at religions they seem farcical, any christian would probably say that a elephant faced multi-armed god is ridiculous and thats all athiests do except no religion is exempt. I would say however that religion should just be taken out of the equation, like a secret hobby, people who practice it should just go do it and people who don't should just go do their own shit, i'm tired of all this arguing, the truth is that no living person on earth really knows the answer and if religion can make people do good things and bring hope then that's all the better, but as a lot of christians may concede, the bible is a load of shit, if you want to believe god exists and that we were absolved of sins through the death of jesus and some other key aspect that I dont know about fine. But all the nonsensical miracles that could have come out of an anime the reasoning is so poor, they can just piss off. I honestly couldn't give two flying shits about what people wanna do in their spare time, so long as it doesn't involve hurting people.
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|#48 - I get ya man. [+] (1 new reply)||09/10/2014 on The Middle||+1|
|#39 - Someone's cranky. [+] (3 new replies)||09/10/2014 on The Middle||0|
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|#99 - I like this guy, this guy is cool. [+] (1 new reply)||09/09/2014 on True Hero||+1|
|#105 - You got me, good one man.||09/08/2014 on Ahh The Nostalgia||+3|
|#1 - Flight of the Conchords Hell yeah.||09/08/2014 on A bit Backwards.||+1|
|#16 - The didn't want the kid tuba around.||09/07/2014 on ha||0|
|#25 - 50 percent of marriages end in divorce...||09/07/2014 on the thirst||+2|
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|#6 - I guess it's different for everyone lol||09/05/2014 on some funny shit||0|
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|#5 - **** off Sinery. Goddamn mods.||09/05/2014 on Death of Woverine||0|
|#104 - Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent. I just hea… [+] (1 new reply)||09/05/2014 on SlowpokeForever's profile||0|
|#3 - I shave my ass and have none of these problems. Maybe it's bec… [+] (6 new replies)||09/05/2014 on some funny shit||+24|
#10 - penileburglar (09/06/2014) [-]
That's definitely not the case, I either get waxed or use a depilatory cream regularly and I've never experienced these problems either. In fact, it's a hell of a lot cleaner and wiping is a hell of a lot easier.
As many people as I've known who keep that area hairless, I've never heard of any of this issues. You and that guy are just exceptionally slimey people, apparently.
|#2 - Will not stick. Wolverine makes Marvel a ******* of money. [+] (2 new replies)||09/05/2014 on Death of Woverine||+1|