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    Thanks Funnyjunk. Thanks Funnyjunk.
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    Fuck You Lookin' At? Fuck You Lookin' At?

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#2 - She also probably never leaves her room, leaving her family to… 9 hours ago on FUCK TOD +1
#25 - You know it's actually disappointing. I wanted to buy that boo… 9 hours ago on PLS. -1
#8 - This is why you don't walk around in the middle of the night. 11 hours ago on Night walking +2
#58 - The owner* 08/19/2014 on hahahahahaha 0
#57 - The own is obviously putting fruit hats on their melons. The c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on hahahahahaha 0
User avatar #58 - SlowpokeForever (08/19/2014) [-]
The owner*
#36 - I'm just messing with you at this point man, I thought the nam… 08/18/2014 on Concept Art Of The New... 0
#33 - He was....some kind of Ewok? These are the droids I'm looking …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Concept Art Of The New... 0
User avatar #35 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
*sigh*

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TK-421

I guess I'm so "deep" I really am a geek btw, that's the name of the Stormtrooper skin in the Multiplayer for Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast
User avatar #36 - SlowpokeForever (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm just messing with you at this point man, I thought the name sounded familiar.
#31 - No I'm totally drawing a blank.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Concept Art Of The New... 0
#32 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
Not-so-subtle hint
User avatar #33 - SlowpokeForever (08/18/2014) [-]
He was....some kind of Ewok? These are the droids I'm looking for? That's not a moon? Tis but a flesh wound? I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land of art? He's a stormtrooper that was one the first Death Star, abandoned his post, went rogue and joined the Rebel Alliance?
User avatar #35 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
*sigh*

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TK-421

I guess I'm so "deep" I really am a geek btw, that's the name of the Stormtrooper skin in the Multiplayer for Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast
User avatar #36 - SlowpokeForever (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm just messing with you at this point man, I thought the name sounded familiar.
#28 - Please don't call me a kid, I'm in my twenties. But again, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Concept Art Of The New... 0
User avatar #30 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
Same here.

But still, as far as SW lore goes, you are just a kid. Don't take it as an offense.
#27 - Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd. No but seriously, thanks…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Concept Art Of The New... 0
User avatar #29 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
Nerd?!

...I take it you haven't figured my profile name out, yet...
User avatar #31 - SlowpokeForever (08/18/2014) [-]
No I'm totally drawing a blank.
#32 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
Not-so-subtle hint
User avatar #33 - SlowpokeForever (08/18/2014) [-]
He was....some kind of Ewok? These are the droids I'm looking for? That's not a moon? Tis but a flesh wound? I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land of art? He's a stormtrooper that was one the first Death Star, abandoned his post, went rogue and joined the Rebel Alliance?
User avatar #35 - tkfourtwoone (08/18/2014) [-]
*sigh*

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TK-421

I guess I'm so "deep" I really am a geek btw, that's the name of the Stormtrooper skin in the Multiplayer for Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast
User avatar #36 - SlowpokeForever (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm just messing with you at this point man, I thought the name sounded familiar.

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User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey comicexplain, I know you get a lot of notes but this bothers me.
I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today (wonderful movie) but two thins stuck out to me.
1. Yondu is a member of the Ravagers.
2. Collector's base is called "Knowhere"
Now in DC Comics, the Ravagers where made by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. I also have no evidence of the Ravagers ever being a Marvel team so is this one big coincidence or..?
User avatar #101 to #100 - comicexplain (08/04/2014) [-]
You're thinking of a different Yondu! This one, in Marvel, was a staple member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a founding member, really. He'll be back in the sequel! The rest is an interesting coincidence, for the most part!
User avatar #91 - nought (06/25/2014) [-]
have you ever went slow?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
I suppose there's some things I take easy.
#90 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #93 to #90 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Nice. Do you have a purple one?
User avatar #96 to #95 - SlowpokeForever (07/09/2014) [-]
Sweet thanks.
#88 - theahhnold (06/25/2014) [-]
Olweys remembah zhat okeh?
#89 to #88 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Okeh. Thawnk yew.
#86 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself
User avatar #85 to #84 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #83 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hola SlowpokeForever, you went by the post it shows. Thanks for clicking the mouse button to give me a virtual finger that is useless... But I hope this won't be and I can cheer up your day somehow or somewhat!
User avatar #94 to #83 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Hola. I've mostly been going around thumbing these posts up to help people level. Good guy Slowpoke.
User avatar #70 to #68 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Dangerously cheesy.
User avatar #69 to #67 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
The moose is loose.
User avatar #71 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
There's a loose moose aboot
User avatar #72 to #71 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Gah! You have colored text! You moose toting fiend!
User avatar #73 to #72 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I have about 35 weeks of colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Tell me your secrets.
User avatar #75 to #74 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Be a ******* badass... I really don't know, man. If you need proof, though, it's right there on my profile
User avatar #76 to #75 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah I believe ya, I'm mostly just giving you **** lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
not to sound like a cunt but i guess i just know what the community wants
User avatar #78 to #77 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Naw, you're good man. I used to have a bunch of content on my profile, three or four of which got to the front page. Whatever happened to them is beyond me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Since June 10th (when I started using this account) I've had 44 posts on the front page and 3 comments reach top 10
User avatar #80 to #79 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Awesome man. To be honest, I'm not much for posting anyway, I'm a more quiet member of the community, but I've been here since...I guess the Yellow Days. I didn't make an account until everything went grey but hey.
User avatar #81 to #80 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
My ALT account is actually rank 7 (wbrehmer). I only made this account in honor of my amazing puppy, Moose. Yes... this name President Moose is actually named after my dog, not a moose. HOODATHUNKIT
User avatar #82 to #81 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
What a twist haha. But good on you man, I'm glad to see someone at least enjoys being part of the party. Keep up the good work mate.
#65 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
SlowpokeForever
A profile with no pic
Why not use this one?

that was a haiku
User avatar #66 to #65 - SlowpokeForever (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure bud. Also, great haiku. I keep trying to make my profie picture dickbutt to no avail.
User avatar #64 to #63 - SlowpokeForever (06/20/2014) [-]
fap fap fap
User avatar #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Test. Let's see how this works.
User avatar #62 to #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Sweet...gray text.
#60 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
do you want your items?
User avatar #53 - doopleganger (09/13/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the tip on watching gravity falls, I haven't enjoyed watching a T.V. show like that since King of the hill ended
User avatar #54 to #53 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2012) [-]
Anytime man, but pace yourself, new ep bi-weekly :/ It's a hell of a wait.
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User avatar #44 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
I saw you with the same avatar, and thought I already commented on some stuff.
'Round these here parts, that's MAH avahter, i reckon you outta change it fer summin bad happins to ye'
User avatar #45 to #44 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry good sir or madam but I am quite fond of this avatar :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
S'cool, dood. I was actually delighted to see someone with the same one. I haven't changed my avatar since I put it on. I used it after having an account for a few weeks, and I've had it since. I don't even have it on my computer anymore (not that I can't get it).
User avatar #47 to #46 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
Same here man I don't think I have this on my comp anymore lol but it is pretty cool to see the same avatar.
#42 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Nice profile gif
User avatar #43 to #42 - SlowpokeForever (05/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya :)
#41 - mutodude (07/24/2011) [-]
:D
:D
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SlowpokeForever (12/04/2010) [-]
Yeah, is it funny?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SlowpokeForever (12/04/2010) [-]
*shrugs* Who knows? My hardrive got wiped, so it's kind of hard to retrieve that picture again lol XD
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User avatar #39 to #38 - SlowpokeForever (12/04/2010) [-]
Oh ok.
Don't worry, changing now ^__^
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User avatar #26 to #25 - SlowpokeForever (10/10/2010) [-]
Coolio.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SlowpokeForever (10/11/2010) [-]
I am a slowpoke after all lol. Anyway, I do a log on-log off scenario pretty quick. Check my inbox, try to find something worth laughing at, and then I'm gone lol.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - SlowpokeForever (10/11/2010) [-]
I can tell lol
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User avatar #33 to #31 - SlowpokeForever (10/11/2010) [-]
Well I'm going to log of here now, got to get ready for my suckish day.
User avatar #32 to #31 - SlowpokeForever (10/11/2010) [-]
Oh wow. ~desu~
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