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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:United States
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Name's Chris, age 20, coffee, internet, and movie addict.

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    Thanks Funnyjunk. Thanks Funnyjunk.
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    Wait What. Wait What.
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    To My Subscribers To My Subscribers
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    We All Have. We All Have.
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    You Should Try This Sometime You Should Try This Sometime
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    The Sad Story Of SlopokeForever The Sad Story Of SlopokeForever
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    Not What I Expected Not What I Expected
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    The Fuck? The Fuck?
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    Fuck You Lookin' At? Fuck You Lookin' At?

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#8 - Don't really care mate, just want out.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Ban Me, You Autistic Fucks... 0
User avatar #9 - penileburglar (10/27/2014) [-]
...Okay, so why are you still here, replying to comments?

Doesn't seem like you want out at all.
#7 - Gamergate, Quinspiracy, 4chan being shut down, 4chan raids on …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Ban Me, You Autistic Fucks... 0
User avatar #12 - godzillagate (10/27/2014) [-]
afaik 4chan hasn't been shut down, actually
#5 - Nah, I'm done. I realized today that I'm too much of a normalf…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Ban Me, You Autistic Fucks... 0
User avatar #10 - godzillagate (10/27/2014) [-]
Trying to muster the pity for you
trying
trying

sorry bro
User avatar #7 - SlowpokeForever (10/27/2014) [-]
Gamergate, Quinspiracy, 4chan being shut down, 4chan raids on Tumblr stuff. I just don't care anymore.
User avatar #12 - godzillagate (10/27/2014) [-]
afaik 4chan hasn't been shut down, actually
#4 - Well, ****** , foiled again. 10/27/2014 on Ban Me, You Autistic Fucks... 0
#47 - I don't give a **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Swear Words 0
User avatar #48 - carefree (10/27/2014) [-]
K
#46 - Man you autistic little freaks will get mad over anything. L…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Swear Words +1
User avatar #49 - tomtomvdp (10/27/2014) [-]
Geez. I was just kidding mate. The vinegar...
#1 - They left out "bastard" and whore isn't a swear.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Swear Words -36
#45 - tomtomvdp (10/26/2014) [-]
;bastard.
User avatar #46 - SlowpokeForever (10/27/2014) [-]
Man you autistic little freaks will get mad over anything. Look, bastard is in the Bible, I do not consider whore a swear. For fuck's sake you sheep colony basement dwelling mother fuckers. Why do I even come back to this site if I'm going to be surrounded by your shit slinging knuckle draggers.
User avatar #49 - tomtomvdp (10/27/2014) [-]
Geez. I was just kidding mate. The vinegar...
User avatar #29 - lastweek (10/26/2014) [-]
The reason "whore" is considered a swear is more or less the same as the reason "bastard" is now an empty swear without any meaning, both have actual meanings and don't have to be said with contempt.
#11 - stalini (10/26/2014) [-]
Whore is a swear.
User avatar #3 - carefree (10/26/2014) [-]
It's considered a vulgarity and so it's basically a swear word to Christians.
User avatar #47 - SlowpokeForever (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't give a FUCK.
User avatar #48 - carefree (10/27/2014) [-]
K
#5 - I may be wrong. But I believe that is Mary Jane. Devil's Lettu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on The s4 +1
#8 - "Hey!" "What the **** ??!?!&quo… 10/20/2014 on You're welcome +196
#150 - Go **** yourself, how's that for an opinion you b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on 21 -1
User avatar #151 - penileburglar (10/17/2014) [-]
Not very impressive. As an opinion or a comeback.

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User avatar #102 - turtlebaconn (08/22/2014) [-]
【公式】「どないやねん ヤドン」MV
User avatar #103 to #102 - SlowpokeForever (08/22/2014) [-]
Hey that's pretty cool. Thanks man.
User avatar #100 - SlowpokeForever (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey comicexplain, I know you get a lot of notes but this bothers me.
I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today (wonderful movie) but two thins stuck out to me.
1. Yondu is a member of the Ravagers.
2. Collector's base is called "Knowhere"
Now in DC Comics, the Ravagers where made by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. I also have no evidence of the Ravagers ever being a Marvel team so is this one big coincidence or..?
User avatar #101 to #100 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
You're thinking of a different Yondu! This one, in Marvel, was a staple member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a founding member, really. He'll be back in the sequel! The rest is an interesting coincidence, for the most part!
User avatar #104 to #101 - SlowpokeForever (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey bud I thought I'd catch you again to vent.
I just heard what they did to Wally West and frankly I'm disgusted. Wally West was my childhood hero, you can't rip him out of universe, and then put him back him as a ******* hood rat that in no way resembles Wally. I'm personally going with the fanon that this Wally West has the same name but it just some useless thug and that MY Wally, the REAL FLASH will never see the light of day again. I ******* hate DC and Marvel both for jumping on the Tumblr wagon so I guess I'm saying I'm resigning from comics.
User avatar #105 to #104 - comicexplain ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Forcefeeding people 'diversity' isn't going to make them like the taste.
User avatar #91 - nought (06/25/2014) [-]
have you ever went slow?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
I suppose there's some things I take easy.
#90 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #93 to #90 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Nice. Do you have a purple one?
User avatar #96 to #95 - SlowpokeForever (07/09/2014) [-]
Sweet thanks.
#88 - theahhnold (06/25/2014) [-]
Olweys remembah zhat okeh?
#89 to #88 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Okeh. Thawnk yew.
#86 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself
User avatar #85 to #84 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #83 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hola SlowpokeForever, you went by the post it shows. Thanks for clicking the mouse button to give me a virtual finger that is useless... But I hope this won't be and I can cheer up your day somehow or somewhat!
User avatar #94 to #83 - SlowpokeForever (06/26/2014) [-]
Hola. I've mostly been going around thumbing these posts up to help people level. Good guy Slowpoke.
User avatar #70 to #68 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Dangerously cheesy.
User avatar #69 to #67 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
The moose is loose.
User avatar #71 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
There's a loose moose aboot
User avatar #72 to #71 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Gah! You have colored text! You moose toting fiend!
User avatar #73 to #72 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I have about 35 weeks of colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Tell me your secrets.
User avatar #75 to #74 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Be a ******* badass... I really don't know, man. If you need proof, though, it's right there on my profile
User avatar #76 to #75 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah I believe ya, I'm mostly just giving you **** lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
not to sound like a cunt but i guess i just know what the community wants
User avatar #78 to #77 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Naw, you're good man. I used to have a bunch of content on my profile, three or four of which got to the front page. Whatever happened to them is beyond me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Since June 10th (when I started using this account) I've had 44 posts on the front page and 3 comments reach top 10
User avatar #80 to #79 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
Awesome man. To be honest, I'm not much for posting anyway, I'm a more quiet member of the community, but I've been here since...I guess the Yellow Days. I didn't make an account until everything went grey but hey.
User avatar #81 to #80 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
My ALT account is actually rank 7 (wbrehmer). I only made this account in honor of my amazing puppy, Moose. Yes... this name President Moose is actually named after my dog, not a moose. HOODATHUNKIT
User avatar #82 to #81 - SlowpokeForever (06/25/2014) [-]
What a twist haha. But good on you man, I'm glad to see someone at least enjoys being part of the party. Keep up the good work mate.
#65 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
SlowpokeForever
A profile with no pic
Why not use this one?

that was a haiku
User avatar #66 to #65 - SlowpokeForever (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure bud. Also, great haiku. I keep trying to make my profie picture dickbutt to no avail.
#63 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - SlowpokeForever (06/20/2014) [-]
fap fap fap
User avatar #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Test. Let's see how this works.
User avatar #62 to #61 - SlowpokeForever (09/10/2013) [-]
Sweet...gray text.
#60 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
do you want your items?
User avatar #53 - doopleganger (09/13/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the tip on watching gravity falls, I haven't enjoyed watching a T.V. show like that since King of the hill ended
User avatar #54 to #53 - SlowpokeForever (09/13/2012) [-]
Anytime man, but pace yourself, new ep bi-weekly :/ It's a hell of a wait.
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User avatar #44 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
I saw you with the same avatar, and thought I already commented on some stuff.
'Round these here parts, that's MAH avahter, i reckon you outta change it fer summin bad happins to ye'
User avatar #45 to #44 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry good sir or madam but I am quite fond of this avatar :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
S'cool, dood. I was actually delighted to see someone with the same one. I haven't changed my avatar since I put it on. I used it after having an account for a few weeks, and I've had it since. I don't even have it on my computer anymore (not that I can't get it).
User avatar #47 to #46 - SlowpokeForever (07/22/2012) [-]
Same here man I don't think I have this on my comp anymore lol but it is pretty cool to see the same avatar.
#42 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Nice profile gif
User avatar #43 to #42 - SlowpokeForever (05/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya :)
#41 - mutodude (07/24/2011) [-]
:D
:D
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