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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:United States
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Highest Comment Rank:#1634
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Times Content Favorited:235 times
Total Comments Made:2318
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Name's Chris, age 20, coffee, internet, and movie addict.

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    Thanks Funnyjunk. Thanks Funnyjunk.
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    Wait What. Wait What.
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    To My Subscribers To My Subscribers
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    We All Have. We All Have.
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    You Should Try This Sometime You Should Try This Sometime
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    The Sad Story Of SlopokeForever The Sad Story Of SlopokeForever
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    Not What I Expected Not What I Expected
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    The Fuck? The Fuck?
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    Fuck You Lookin' At? Fuck You Lookin' At?

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#86 - And that's just for ONE of his many many crimes against comic books. 6 minutes ago on seems about right 0
#83 - Personally my biggest grudge with DC is the wiped Wally West o…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 minutes ago on seems about right 0
User avatar #86 - SlowpokeForever (6 minutes ago) [-]
And that's just for ONE of his many many crimes against comic books.
#81 - Glad to see I'm not alone in this. Added to the fact that they… 13 minutes ago on seems about right 0
#80 - comicexplain help me out here. Is there a publishing company o…  [+] (3 new replies) 16 minutes ago on seems about right +1
User avatar #82 - comicexplain (10 minutes ago) [-]
My suggestion to to be patient! You have to understand, the comic industry doesn't -do- big changes, only small, baby steps, and Thor becoming a woman will almost definitely be reverted! Same thing happened to Peter, when they killed him off, and replaced him with Otto, in the Superior Spider-Man, but given time, they fixed the issue, and brought him back from the dead with some clever story telling.

As for the new 52, I actually do like a lot of the things they've done, mostly because it took the messy, semi-cannon soup of the old stories, and reorganized it all. I don't like certain, important points, but many of those important things have been touched upon, showing why they had to be changed.

All in all, don't throw in the towel quite yet!
User avatar #83 - SlowpokeForever (8 minutes ago) [-]
Personally my biggest grudge with DC is the wiped Wally West out. Drove me into such a rage. And then, he died in Young Justice, and I actually wrote Greg Weisman asking why he saw the point of killing a character in the only franchise he existed in. My childhood hero man, Geoff Johns even wrote some of his big stories, and now he's sucking Barry's dick. I just wanna punch him in the nuts.
User avatar #86 - SlowpokeForever (6 minutes ago) [-]
And that's just for ONE of his many many crimes against comic books.
#79 - Man, first DC screws up the New 52 and makes me stop reading t…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 minutes ago on seems about right +1
User avatar #80 - SlowpokeForever (16 minutes ago) [-]
comicexplain help me out here. Is there a publishing company out there that DOESN"T suck right now?
User avatar #82 - comicexplain (10 minutes ago) [-]
My suggestion to to be patient! You have to understand, the comic industry doesn't -do- big changes, only small, baby steps, and Thor becoming a woman will almost definitely be reverted! Same thing happened to Peter, when they killed him off, and replaced him with Otto, in the Superior Spider-Man, but given time, they fixed the issue, and brought him back from the dead with some clever story telling.

As for the new 52, I actually do like a lot of the things they've done, mostly because it took the messy, semi-cannon soup of the old stories, and reorganized it all. I don't like certain, important points, but many of those important things have been touched upon, showing why they had to be changed.

All in all, don't throw in the towel quite yet!
User avatar #83 - SlowpokeForever (8 minutes ago) [-]
Personally my biggest grudge with DC is the wiped Wally West out. Drove me into such a rage. And then, he died in Young Justice, and I actually wrote Greg Weisman asking why he saw the point of killing a character in the only franchise he existed in. My childhood hero man, Geoff Johns even wrote some of his big stories, and now he's sucking Barry's dick. I just wanna punch him in the nuts.
User avatar #86 - SlowpokeForever (6 minutes ago) [-]
And that's just for ONE of his many many crimes against comic books.
#20 - In your picture, but no worries man, I'm messing with you. 2 hours ago on Pokeshaming Part 1 +1
#7 - Journals and Spellbooks. Psht. 2 hours ago on make'em books +1
#18 - That's an Ivysaur, pleb.  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pokeshaming Part 1 +1
#19 - reginleif (2 hours ago) [-]
eh?

:/
#20 - SlowpokeForever (2 hours ago) [-]
In your picture, but no worries man, I'm messing with you.
#33 - I've got a friend who had two miscarriages. She's in total den…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on First Thing In Heaven +2
User avatar #55 - butteredhamster (1 hour ago) [-]
I know how you feel. As an Atheist, I think I am the worst type of person to comfort someone on their loss. I feel like everything I would say, they would think I was just patronizing them. My sister and I have both miscarried once and we are both Atheist. Worst comforters to each other, I swear.
#88 - Then in that case. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yoooooooooouuu big br… 07/22/2014 on Thank you based admin. 0

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User avatar #97 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
eat s.hit
User avatar #98 to #97 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Will that be sh.it au lait?
Any preferred way? Or do you wanna piss off my profile?
User avatar #99 to #98 - bitchplzzz (07/17/2014) [-]
Suck a fat one and shut up
User avatar #91 - nought ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
have you ever went slow?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I suppose there's some things I take easy.
#90 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #93 to #90 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Nice. Do you have a purple one?
#95 to #93 - datgrass ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #96 to #95 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Sweet thanks.
#88 - theahhnold (06/25/2014) [-]
Olweys remembah zhat okeh?
#89 to #88 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Okeh. Thawnk yew.
#86 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself
#87 to #86 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Yessir.
User avatar #85 to #84 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #83 - thenamecreator (06/25/2014) [-]
Hola SlowpokeForever, you went by the post it shows. Thanks for clicking the mouse button to give me a virtual finger that is useless... But I hope this won't be and I can cheer up your day somehow or somewhat!
User avatar #94 to #83 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Hola. I've mostly been going around thumbing these posts up to help people level. Good guy Slowpoke.
User avatar #70 to #68 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Dangerously cheesy.
User avatar #69 to #67 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
The moose is loose.
User avatar #71 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
There's a loose moose aboot
User avatar #72 to #71 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Gah! You have colored text! You moose toting fiend!
User avatar #73 to #72 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I have about 35 weeks of colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Tell me your secrets.
User avatar #75 to #74 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Be a fucking badass... I really don't know, man. If you need proof, though, it's right there on my profile
User avatar #76 to #75 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah I believe ya, I'm mostly just giving you shit lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
not to sound like a cunt but i guess i just know what the community wants
User avatar #78 to #77 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Naw, you're good man. I used to have a bunch of content on my profile, three or four of which got to the front page. Whatever happened to them is beyond me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Since June 10th (when I started using this account) I've had 44 posts on the front page and 3 comments reach top 10
User avatar #80 to #79 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Awesome man. To be honest, I'm not much for posting anyway, I'm a more quiet member of the community, but I've been here since...I guess the Yellow Days. I didn't make an account until everything went grey but hey.
User avatar #81 to #80 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
My ALT account is actually rank 7 (wbrehmer). I only made this account in honor of my amazing puppy, Moose. Yes... this name President Moose is actually named after my dog, not a moose. HOODATHUNKIT
User avatar #82 to #81 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
What a twist haha. But good on you man, I'm glad to see someone at least enjoys being part of the party. Keep up the good work mate.
#65 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
SlowpokeForever
A profile with no pic
Why not use this one?

that was a haiku
User avatar #66 to #65 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure bud. Also, great haiku. I keep trying to make my profie picture dickbutt to no avail.
#63 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
fap fap fap
User avatar #61 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Test. Let's see how this works.
User avatar #62 to #61 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Sweet...gray text.
#60 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
do you want your items?
User avatar #53 - doopleganger (09/13/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the tip on watching gravity falls, I haven't enjoyed watching a T.V. show like that since King of the hill ended
User avatar #54 to #53 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Anytime man, but pace yourself, new ep bi-weekly :/ It's a hell of a wait.
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User avatar #44 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
I saw you with the same avatar, and thought I already commented on some stuff.
'Round these here parts, that's MAH avahter, i reckon you outta change it fer summin bad happins to ye'
User avatar #45 to #44 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry good sir or madam but I am quite fond of this avatar :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (07/22/2012) [-]
S'cool, dood. I was actually delighted to see someone with the same one. I haven't changed my avatar since I put it on. I used it after having an account for a few weeks, and I've had it since. I don't even have it on my computer anymore (not that I can't get it).
User avatar #47 to #46 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Same here man I don't think I have this on my comp anymore lol but it is pretty cool to see the same avatar.
#42 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Nice profile gif
User avatar #43 to #42 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (05/17/2012) [-]
Thank ya :)
#41 - mutodude (07/24/2011) [-]
:D
:D
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (12/04/2010) [-]
Yeah, is it funny?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (12/04/2010) [-]
*shrugs* Who knows? My hardrive got wiped, so it's kind of hard to retrieve that picture again lol XD
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User avatar #39 to #38 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (12/04/2010) [-]
Oh ok.
Don't worry, changing now ^__^
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User avatar #26 to #25 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (10/10/2010) [-]
Coolio.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (10/11/2010) [-]
I am a slowpoke after all lol. Anyway, I do a log on-log off scenario pretty quick. Check my inbox, try to find something worth laughing at, and then I'm gone lol.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (10/11/2010) [-]
I can tell lol
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User avatar #33 to #31 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (10/11/2010) [-]
Well I'm going to log of here now, got to get ready for my suckish day.
User avatar #32 to #31 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (10/11/2010) [-]
Oh wow. ~desu~
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